Dexteryx

Male
from Fort McMurray, Canada

  • Activity

    • Attack of the 8yr old freaks!

      8 years ago

      Dexteryx

      A few of my buddies held off waves upon waves of freakish little kids. Candy seemed to be their only weakness.

      We camped in the doorway and had a sniper in the window to cover us.

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      Kevin took the pictures. Jimmy is the one looking away on the left in the first picture , and Im on the right in the second picture.

    • Quantum trolling a new branch of science

      8 years ago

      Dexteryx

      As trolls continue to post in a single area, the collective intelligence begins to drop at a rate proportional to the number of trolls posting and the number of posts per F5. There are debatable factors such as Initial intelligence, and quality of pictures posted but that is up in the air.

      Eventually as intelligence goes down, 'Lulz' which is really only a coefficient, it has no unit value, increases. However, as intelliegence approaches 0, lulz approaches infinity but at the same time can't so, there is the breaking point.

      Very much like a virus at the apex of infection, trolls burst forth from the thread and move to other threads. This threshold is difficult to predict however and there are many ways to find it, but each have different error margins dependant on other values.

      However there is also a decay effect as these new trollings do not seem to have the same amount of win as they normally could as demonstrated by the formula:

      W=Rage(φ)(Trolls(t)*Lulz(L)/Number of threads present(X))

    • You Have What I Need

      8 years ago

      Dexteryx

      Sigh... I need to redownload my music playlist... again... all 2000 songs, third fucking time too. Way to go iTunes.

      Fucking fuckity fuck.

    • Oh The Conversations We Have

      8 years ago

      Dexteryx

      This what happens when me and my girlfriend get bored.


      Chantelle: Robin: holy orgasms batman!
      Me: Batman: yes indeed robin...
      Chantelle: na na na na na na na na GAYSEX!
      Me: /facepalm

    • We Die Alone

      9 years ago

      Dexteryx

      You know whats not that great of an idea... watching house while in the hospital and the doctors cant figure out what is what is wrong with you.

    • Fuck you I'm Drunk

      9 years ago

      Dexteryx

      Need to right a real journal soon.

      This is just filler.

    • Bodom After Midnight

      9 years ago

      Dexteryx

      Hmmmmm....

      I made 35th on the Most Modded Members in the comstats this week...

      I blame the comic I commented on where Joel is a vampire. +155 Ditto. I was second posting.

    • The Faded line

      9 years ago

      Dexteryx

      Me: "Dude are you pissing in the fucking garbage can?"

      Randy: "Yep"

      Me: " You know theres a bathroom right next to you?"

      Randy: "Oh shit wha-?"

    • General Advice About Life

      in Forums > General Advice About Life | Follow this topic

      Dexteryx

      Give some good advice about life.

      For ex: "Don't light yourself on fire. Nothing good will come of it."

      82 replies

    • Perfect

      9 years ago

      Dexteryx

      I've been sick all weekend and I have been helping the family move into the temporary apartment even though I'm sick. I called in sick at work on saturday... nothing wrong, called in on sunday (today) and they fired me. Yay me... Apparently I didn't have the right amount of responsibility to call in 4 hours notice... They never told me. I don't know these things considering I have never called in sick before. They never told me a lot actually, like I am only allowed black jeans, how to work the computer, how to get the boxes out of the back, I am not allowed to use an iPod while working, etc.

      Its not the end of the world. I didn't particularly like the job anyway, I ask for 30 hours a week and they give me 10, didn't know many of the workers, hated the managers, but I got free pizza and it's the only thing I will miss.

      I have nothing against Pizza Hut in fact I love their food. I have a lot against stupid managers and there irrational decisions. I understand that I was at fault for not giving enough notice but seriously? Your short of staff and always busy. Fine by me I thought you were all idiots to begin with.

      To top it all off: I most likely have swine flu and my mother is still sending me to school... More reason to move out.

      GREATEST WEEKEND EVER OF ALL TIME!!!

      PENIS

      Rant over.

      Right at the moment there are 14 days till I'm 18 and then a week of stumbling, lost memories, unexplained bruising/head injuries, uncontrolled vomiting and passing out. Oh and drinking. Lots and lots of drinking. In Edmonton with my friends who moved away.

      I probably wont look for another job till after christmas because:

      1. I'll be 18
      2. I'll have finished upgrading at highschool
      3. There will 5-6 months with nothing to do untill I start college in the spring.

      Speaking of I might be doing a little traveling to random spots, most likely the states. Probably Seattle or I just might go even farther and bypass the states altogether and hit Australia, Or go in the opposite direction and travel the UK. All depends on money or if I have enough time, or both. More details to come.

      I'm going to be lazy and not write anything conclusive.

      ~Your Friendly Neighbourhood Tank~

  • Comments (624)

    • vibratingowl

      7 years ago

      starting 3rd year in a week or so. finally get to cook for myself full time, not with a microwave

    • vibratingowl

      7 years ago

      ditto. how you been doing?

    • reesekindle

      8 years ago

      Holy shiza on a stick! At least you kept count.

    • reesekindle

      8 years ago

      Oh yes I did. Time and time again.

    • ShadowDrizzt

      8 years ago

      OH SNAP!

    • 666lette

      8 years ago

      ummm...? idk?

    • vibratingowl

      8 years ago

      if you dont click on my poll before i go get my laundry imma gonna hunt you down and steal your treads rawr


      (hyper panic... its the best kind)

    • 666lette

      8 years ago

      crazy hahaa

    • 666lette

      8 years ago

      wow that is alot lolz

    • 666lette

      8 years ago

      for real.
      havent talked to much anyone in a while whats up?

    • 2006charger

      9 years ago

      Yup. Never did find out why.

    • the_traitor

      9 years ago

      That fucking sucks dude.
      What caused it?

    • ShadowDrizzt

      9 years ago

      whats up man? how have you been?

    • ShadowDrizzt

      9 years ago

      180px-Pedobear.gif

    • Webinator

      9 years ago

      i wish you could too. put me out of my misery =D

    • Webinator

      9 years ago

      your mom filled me

    • the_traitor

      9 years ago

      That's pretty cool.
      My folks told me I could have another somtehing to even out with my bro, extortion powers go :D

    • the_traitor

      9 years ago

      Merry Christmas to you too.
      I got some cash and three months xbox live.
      I guess my parents think we've outgrown this stuff :\
      What did you get?

    • vibratingowl

      9 years ago

      ...i would SO trade you.

    • Wolf_Soul

      9 years ago

      Hey.

      :D

    • ShadowDrizzt

      9 years ago

      Master Chief loves you masterchief.png

    • Webinator

      9 years ago

      drunk rvbing? sounds like a party my good sir

    • Webinator

      9 years ago

      haha you too? man this was a good weekend.

      i dunno, maybe. ive had it since i joined a year ago but i cant think of anything to replace it besides a pic of myself

    • Webinator

      9 years ago

      i wasn't planning to, i just figured you'd seen the rituals

    • Webinator

      9 years ago

      oh you

    • 8bitBass

      9 years ago

      That's weird. I can't just click "reply?"


    • ShadowDrizzt

      9 years ago

      Sounds badass dude smiley0.gif

    • 8bitBass

      9 years ago

      Hey man . Thanks for the message. A week without XBL makes me :(

    • ShadowDrizzt

      9 years ago

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      So what did you do? What did you get?

    • the_traitor

      9 years ago

      Happy birthday sheela!! : D

    • ShadowDrizzt

      9 years ago

      Happy B-Day dude!

    • ShadowDrizzt

      9 years ago

      Yes we do smiley0.gif

    • ShadowDrizzt

      9 years ago

      I am very confuzled now

    • ShadowDrizzt

      9 years ago

      I honestly have no idea ^_^

    • ShadowDrizzt

      9 years ago

      Not much! Why are we yelling?!

    • WhenIDie7

      9 years ago

      Hey MODel Citizens member!

      Find someone on RvB and nominate them so we can get people on the comm stats that never have been before.

      Don't forget to give a reason why that person deserves the spot :-)

    • ShadowDrizzt

      9 years ago

      Not a whole lot. I'm bored, as you can see. ^_^

    • ShadowDrizzt

      9 years ago

      *hug*
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    • ShadowDrizzt

      9 years ago

      Achievement.aspx?text=1000g%20-%20You%20

    • Webinator

      9 years ago

      im glad our conversations are that important

    • Webinator

      9 years ago

      memory error in data cache 3?

    • Webinator

      9 years ago

      wait, what am i admitting to?

    • Webinator

      9 years ago

      sorry dude

    • Webinator

      9 years ago

      yea i do but i left my xbox at home with my little brother when i moved out so i havnt been on in months

    • Webinator

      9 years ago

      actually can you make it a surprise? i like surprises

    • Webinator

      9 years ago

      In reply to M8080V, #206:

      i believe you initiate the sequence by killing me. again.

    • Webinator

      9 years ago

      In reply to M8080V, #204:

      quite a bit

    • Webinator

      9 years ago

      sounds like a plan and a half!

    • Webinator

      9 years ago

      im not down with role reversal now bend over

    • Webinator

      9 years ago

      *bow*

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