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    • Blues Brothers

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      Dictator_dan

      Does anyone know of a website that has the harmonica tabs for blues brothers songs, specifically "everybody needs somebody"

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    • UFC

      13 years ago

      Dictator_dan

      to anyone that follows UFC

      Royce Gracie vs Matt Hughes

      great match, I am so glad the Hughes beat Gracie, I dont like him very much

    • Good Book

      13 years ago

      Dictator_dan

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      This is a very interesting book, And if you know me, I bet your thinking "Dan like ANARCHY!?!?" Well his definition of anarchy is very different from what most people would think. Its not an anti-establishment book, it basically says that the government should work for the people, and that if the people become dis-satisfied with the government they should change it, or even over throw it.

      And the whole part about how to make nitro-glycerin is preety neat.

      Get this book, unless your a 12-15 year old rebel "anarchist", if you are, kill yourself

    • holy shit

      13 years ago

      Dictator_dan

      there are like 9000 people on

    • I made this

      13 years ago

      Dictator_dan

      Its made of a once very rust peice of old vehicle found in the woods (possible a tractor or an old volkswagon)
      Overall the knife is about 10" long
      The handle is made of a shoelace and two peices of knex to thicken it
      The butt of the knife is made of an old shotgun shell
      manufactured it using only a hacksaw, and a belt sander with 80 gritt sandpaper on it (only stuff I had)
      The sheeth is made of two sheets of plexy board and two peices of knex as spacers and wrapped in duct tape.
      The only thing I actually bought for this is the paint.
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    • Doodles

      13 years ago

      Dictator_dan

      Well i have had the same journal up forever so i thought i might show you all something i made up a while ago, the "lil reaper"

      This is jsut a doodle form over 2 years ago in drawing class
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      a more developed one from about a year and a half ago
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      another one form the same time
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      This is my favorite one, i drew it about a year ago
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      Awesome-o
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      Firset drawing of the dog
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      And lastly
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      And if you take any of these without my permission, i will kill you

    • Joke

      13 years ago

      Dictator_dan

      A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that after dinner, she would like to have sex with him for the first time. The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacy to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.

      He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy a 3-pack, 10-pack or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

      That night, the boy shows up at the girls’ parents’ house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!". The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.

      A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious." The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist!"

    • Blarg

      13 years ago

      Dictator_dan

      Yea I changed my avatar for the first time ever on this site, what are you going to do about it?

    • Chuck norris-isms

      13 years ago

      Dictator_dan

      1. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

      2. When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from
      cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also
      requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on
      his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.

      3. Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead
      decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he
      grew a beard.

      4. Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned
      beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

      5. Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK
      assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard,
      deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

      6. Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck
      could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE
      YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat.
      Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't
      [expletive] with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of
      this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile
      radius of the blast went deaf.

      7. Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and
      unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was
      finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul
      back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he
      should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of
      the month.

      8. To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris
      smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different
      kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes.
      Beat that, Lance Armstrong.

      9. The original theme song to the Transformers was actually "Chuck
      Norris--more than meets the eye, Chuck Norris--robot in disguise," and
      starred Chuck Norris as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from
      drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up. This was far too
      much awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided.

      10. Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of
      "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen,
      jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence
      to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of
      roundhouse kick related deaths.

      11. Chuck Norris lives by only one rule: No fat Chicks.

      12. When Chuck Norris's wife burned the turkey one Thanksgiving, Chuck
      said, "Don't worry about it honey," and went into his backyard. He came
      back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he
      threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with
      cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a
      roundhouse kick to the face and said, "Never question Chuck Norris."

      13. Chuck Norris once shot a German plane down with his finger, by
      yelling, "Bang!"

      14. A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck
      Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

      15. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

      16. Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and
      saying "booya".

      17. Chuck Norris once went to a frat party, and proceeded to roundhouse
      every popped collar in sight. He then drank three kegs and [expletive] on their
      floor, just because he's Chuck Norris.

      18. Before each filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected
      with five times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilzer. This is, of
      course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the
      fatality rate of the actors he fights.

      19. Chuck Norris took my virginity, and he will sure as hell take yours.
      If you're thinking to yourself, "That's impossible, I already lost my
      virginity.", then you are dead wrong.

      20. Chuck Norris found out about Conan O'Brien's lever that shows clips
      from "Walker: Texas Ranger" and is working on a way to make it show clips
      of Norris having sex with Conan's wife.

      21. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

      22. Chuck Norris doesn't have normal white blood cells like you and I. His
      have a small black ring around them. This signifies that they are black
      belts in every form of martial arts and they roundhouse kick the [expletive] out
      of viruses. That's why Chuck Norris never gets ill.

      23. Chuck Norris frequently signs up for beginner karate classes, just so
      he can "accidentally" beat the [expletive] out of little kids.

      24. Chuck Norris once tried to sue Burger King after they refused to put
      razor wire in his Whopper Jr., insisting that that actually is "his" way.

      25. One of the greatest cover-ups of the last century was the fact that
      Hitler did not commit suicide in his bunker, but was in fact tea-bagged to
      death by Chuck Norris.

      26. Chuck Norris punched a woman in the vagina when she didn't give him
      exact change.

      27. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are
      trademarked names for his left and right legs.

      28. After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on
      Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. His
      reasoning? It was more "humane".

      29. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck
      Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

      30. Chuck Norris ruins the endings of Harry Potter books for children who
      just bought one for the hell of it. When they start crying Chuck Norris
      calmly says, "I'll give you something to cry about," and roundhouse kicks
      them in the face.

      31.Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

      32. There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

      33. now go back and Replace "Chuck Norris" with my name

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  • Comments (85)

    • BeBop953

      10 years ago

      Nobody likes you.

    • icoeph

      11 years ago

      Hey, the Things That Make You Think thread has been remade (again). Stop by and give some input!

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    • cmCIARAN

      12 years ago

      Dannnnnnnnnnnnnn.

    • BeBop953

      13 years ago

      Darky, you suck.

      Also I am in Florida.

    • cmCIARAN

      13 years ago

      you think its cool this way because you get comments

    • cmCIARAN

      13 years ago

      ole ole!

    • cmCIARAN

      13 years ago

      Gone to chruch yet bbbbbooooiiiii?

    • BeBop953

      13 years ago

      Batman

    • Refractor

      13 years ago

      damn, like everyone of your pics has been lamed

    • BeBop953

      13 years ago

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    • pimpypimp

      13 years ago

      This is actually finda freaky its a subliminal message in the Jingle Bells song. Listen very carefully!
      Subliminal message

    • BeBop953

      13 years ago

      Die hippie.

    • Hybris51129

      13 years ago

      Merry Christmas from Hybris
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    • SeRial123

      13 years ago

      What's up?

    • Juiced4

      13 years ago

      Republicans rule dude!

    • cmCIARAN

      13 years ago

      yeah it is, i tried to one up you but eh i dont want to offend anyone so i may be best to take it off, thats only if we're told to though

    • cmCIARAN

      13 years ago

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    • Dictator_dan

      13 years ago

      dan is awesome

      Post edited 11/27/05 10:03AM

    • BeBop953

      13 years ago

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      13 years ago

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      13 years ago

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      13 years ago

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      13 years ago

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    • Grim2k5

      13 years ago

      happy turkey day

    • SeRial123

      13 years ago

      Happy Thanksgiving

    • TheAncient

      13 years ago

      Happy Thanksgiving :)

    • cmCIARAN

      13 years ago

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    • IRUKANJI

      13 years ago

      How do you join the republican army? Can I just bring one of these and get in?
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    • cmCIARAN

      13 years ago

      1 week left

    • Crunchbite58

      13 years ago

      Check out my journal and please vote for me.

    • cmCIARAN

      13 years ago

      get on aim

    • jenkinsakame

      13 years ago

      hey THOMPSON SUB MACHINE GUNS KICK ASS NICE M1A1 by the way hey u an me have a lot in common we both like weopanry and other shit like that

    • Dictator_dan

      13 years ago

      "Out of many, one" i belive that means

      i think its from the u.s. seal

    • cmCIARAN

      13 years ago

      e pluribus unum

    • 888DALEJR

      13 years ago

      my friend coolzbk is having a contest go check it out

    • Darkjoe89

      13 years ago

      you should join my army

    • BeBop953

      13 years ago

      Wow your really stupid.

    • Dictator_dan

      13 years ago

      wow ben, i honestly think you may be the dumbest person on the planet.

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    • BeBop953

      13 years ago

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    • trisket66666

      13 years ago

      BUSH IS A GREAT PRESIDENT LOLZ!

    • cmCIARAN

      13 years ago

      oh yeah..i'm cold

    • cmCIARAN

      13 years ago

      ello dan

    • BeBop953

      13 years ago

      yeah, I'm cool.

    • Dethnotronic

      14 years ago

      Please refer to Sniperwolf13's emo picture to see how i feel about you, Dan.

    • Grim2k5

      14 years ago

      actually school starts the 30th so its not my present thank you

    • ArcticFox6i

      14 years ago

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      freefaller / medic / pilot... Battlefield 2.

    • Dictator_dan

      14 years ago

      a

    • mgriff2k3

      14 years ago

      hi

    • JulyFlame

      14 years ago

      Yes, yes he does.

      It's what happens when people get too lazy to bother using Private Messaging.

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