Distilleromg

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    • Distilleromg

      Let's Play: Dead Space "COME AT MEH-" Part 2 is up!

      3 years ago

      Go git it!
      youtu.be/7wq2JbbzP0M

      This week we've got MLP references, no respect for the dead and Pablo the janitor!
      EXCITED!? I know you are. I can smell it. Filthy filthy thing..

      Leave a 'Like' and a comment and I'll blow you.
      LOL not really.
      (maybe just a handy)

    • Distilleromg

      SHAMELESS SELF PROMOTION HAPPY-SMILE TIME!

      3 years ago

      So I'm still alive.
      FOOLED YOU. I'm actually dead.

      So as my dying wish, give my BRAND NEW, FRESH OFF THE EX-BAWX LET'S PLAY VIDEO! It's Dead Space. You can't go wrong with some Irish/American fumbling around in space who uses the plasma cutter incorrectly throughout half the video.

      youtu.be/mr3fIz22MqQ
      Give it a 'Like' and a comment if you're feeling sassy. More will be released periodically.
      Most likely every Monday.

      It's going to be a good time. Trust me.
      -don't trust me.

    • Distilleromg

      I've become what I hate-..

      3 years ago

      The guy who accidentally comments three to several times in a row because he thought his comment wasn't going through. And it wasn't even that great of a comment! So now people get to see what I wrote three times.

      Fie on me. FIE.

    • Distilleromg

      WHY.

      3 years ago

      For anyone who was born in the '80s, and has kept up with consoles since the NES and how handhelds are marketed, we should all know that between six months to a year a new, sleek, more efficient model of the same 'new' handheld will be released and at a lower price than the older model.

      So why bother buying the Vita? The games available at launch will still be available and quite possibly, by this time newer games might have surpassed those 'ground-breaking' titles.

      Iiiiiii just don't get it.

    • Distilleromg

      Ditch Digging.

      3 years ago

      I want to write something but my mind has been in a ditch for the last 4 years. Throw some ridiculous ideas at me and I'll post the results here or link you to wherever I post it up to tomorrow.

    • Distilleromg

      Hrm.

      3 years ago

      Every time I get some free time to kill, I sit and look at my 360 arcade games and think, 'What do I want to be today?'. When I want to play my childhood favorite, Sonic CD I get taken back to when I was a kid, looking through the pictures of the one Sonic game I could never play I cursed my limited allowance (I was pretty obsessed with Sonic as a kid).

      Now I curse my friends. Because anytime no one is online or sending invites, I try and sit down to play it. The second it loads up, eighteen people pop on and spam my in-box with invites. Now as an adult, I have a weakness for everything co-op and they exploit this like the weak, sickly gazelle falling behind the herd.

      I'm never going to finish this game. Much less get through the first act.
      Womp womp.

    • Distilleromg

      Raffix-frakix~..

      3 years ago

      I'll stop headbutting the cat after she stops headbutting me awake.

    • Distilleromg

      Blockbuster-

      3 years ago

      -your inability to adapt to a changing market resulting in an inevitable collapse into failure is my success! Or so I would believe as I naively purchased Duke Nukem Forever for 8$.

      What made me think this was going to be fun? The original wasn't anything special. Gore, tits, and some satirical comedy directed towards our societies law enforcement (read: PIG COPS [hurhurr]). This game, twelve years or whatever in the making is the equivalent of a man, 20 years after graduating high school who's still living in those quarterback glory days, making with minimal effort towards being relevant (read: FUN) among titles that have long since hurdled and transcended what FPS games once were.

      Although I am kind of glad it got its dick knocked in the dirt. At least now I never have to hear people gossiping over how great Duke is or how great the next game will be. They'll be trying to tongue that horrible taste that Nukem left off the roof of their mouths for a few more years.

    • Distilleromg

      Seriously. Fuck the Kinect.

      3 years ago

      When I heard that Mass Effect 3 would have multi-player shoe-horned in last year, I took a deep breath, smoked a couple cigarettes to breath the fire out of my lungs and straightened my head out. I love ME. Love it to death. I go at my own pace, I explore, check out the multi-layer conversation options. It's the one game I don't get a thousand FUCKING invites to join fellow players parties for some rootin-tootin stranger shootin'. It was a game I could enjoy in complete solitude.

      I looked on the bright-side. It's the last ME of the series. MP will allow some longevity into the game-play after I've memorized every conversation branch and outcome to each and every situation. It COULD be fun if the team developer DOES NOT do what Bioshock2's team did.

      Okay. I'll give it a shot.

      Today I heard that the Kinect has FORCED ITSELF upon my beloved ME final installment. FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU~! C'mon! Stop touching it! Leave it the fuck alone already! You keep playing with it, it's going to fall off mother fucker.

      This piece of shit, gimmicky Wii-bandwagon BULLSHIT device is like the fucking Sonic series where it just keeps popping up to give everyone a god damned headache. Its existence PAINS me. And the knowledge that Kinect has already BASTARDIZED my Forza4 achievements fills me with HORROR and DREAD. I've completed both ME games. I love playing them and the achievements are just the icing to me. Looking back at all the shit I accomplished, what others are still struggling to accomplish gives the nerd inside me a little smug smile on its stupid pimply, pale face.

      I don't get a fucking achievement for playing with a standard CONTROLLER. I don't earn an achievement for pulling the R-trigger with my THUMB. Why the fuck should Kinect get achievements attached to it?

      I am dreading the release of my most favorite series finisher. What kind of god would allow this? Seriously. Fuck the Kinect and everyone who helped design this stupid rectangular eye-ball.

  • About Me

    That's kind of a big question.. :I

    I have a very odd sense of humor and writing style.
    I don't take the internet or what I read here very seriously.
    I play games for fun first and foremost however I do enjoy achievement hunting with friends.

    Feel free to friend me and/or add my Live name.
    I'm all about meeting new and interesting people from all over the world.
    (If you do send me a friend request, let me know that you're from the community)

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  • Comments (6)

    • Ultradude

      Ultradude

      4 years ago

      Haha! Mel Gibson

    • Evil_Phoenix

      Evil_Phoenix

      4 years ago

      haha, well i hope you have an amazing summer.

      well for the last 12 years i have spent my summer mostly at the ballpark, but due to a flood and then a tree falling i won't be doing that this summer, so i plan on having an epic summer since i will have ALOT more free time then usual.

    • Evil_Phoenix

      Evil_Phoenix

      4 years ago

      i think having fun on friday and saturday is not too much, even more so when its been over a month since the last time you did XD

    • Evil_Phoenix

      Evil_Phoenix

      4 years ago

      what is your paper about??

      im good, lonnnnnnnnnnggggggggg night last night and very little sleep XD

    • Evil_Phoenix

      Evil_Phoenix

      4 years ago

      hey, whats up??

    • oloeopia

      oloeopia

      4 years ago

      Hey! Sweet... i'll still run faster. smiley8.gif