DopeyLOC2

Male
from Flint Michigan

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    • Happy James Earl Ray day......

      9 years ago

      DopeyLOC2

      I turn 31 at 4:22pm today. I should be passing out shortly there after, and just FYI, Absinthe and Ren. Fest brews are meant to be sipped on, not drank as shots.


      I should wake up in a week or 3. Much Clown Love to all my homies....now I need a refill.

    • I don't really post much.......

      9 years ago

      DopeyLOC2

      At least not as much anymore. Thought I would put a few PROverted jokes, since it's been so long since I posted jokes.
      My birthday is Monday, and from what I am gathering, I am going to be recovering from a nasty hang over for a week or 6 after all the "Fun" at a split party for me and another friend.......sooo..........ENJOY !

      Q: What's the speed limit of sex?

      A: Sixty-eight -- at 69, you have to turn around.



      Did you hear that Bill Gates bought the world-wide rights to Viagra?

      He's renaming it MICROHARD.



      Q: What do vibrators and soybeans have in common?

      A: They are both meat substitutes!



      A cop drives up to lovers lane and sees a car there. So he walks up to the car, and there's a girl in the back seat knitting and a boy in the front seat reading a book.

      The cop asks the boy how old he is and what he's doing. The boy answers, "I'm reading a book and I'm 20."

      Then the cop asks what the girl's doing and how old she is. The boy replies, "She's knitting and she'll be 18 in about five minutes."



      A couple just got a new house. The husband turned to his wife and ask her to go to the
      hardware store and get a door hinge for him. She kindly agreed and left.
      When she got to the hardware store, got the hinge, and put it on the counter in fornt of the
      clerk. He noticed that she didn't have any screws for it, so he asked her ''Do you want a
      screw for that hinge?'
      She looked back at him and said ''No, but I'll blow you for that toaster in the window.''



      Q: What has 75 balls and screws old ladies?

      A: BINGO!



      Q: Why don't they teach drivers ed. and sex ed. on the same day in Arkansas?

      A: It's too hard on the mules.



      Q: What is better than eating a mandarin?

      A: Eating Amanda out.



      Q: What do a gay guy and an oven have in common?

      A: They both brown your meat.



      A young deaf-mute couple gets married. At first, they have sex with the lights on, in
      order to sign to each other.
      One day, the woman asks, "Can we try to make love with the lights off?"
      The man says, "OK, but how will you know when I want to make love?"
      The woman says, "Well, when you're in the mood, just shake my left breast once, and
      I'll know. If you don't want to, shake my right breast once."
      The man says, "All right. And if you want to make love to me, shake my penis once, if
      you do not want to make love to me, shake my penis about 50 times."



      Q: What's about six inches long and produces a white,
      frothy substance when rubbed back and forth and in and out?

      A: A toothbrush.



      Q: Why is air a lot like sex?

      A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.



      Q: What goes in hard and pink, but comes out soft and mushy?

      A: Bubblegum -- and you should be ashamed of yourself.



      Q: How do you find a blind man on a nude beach?

      A: It ain't hard...



      Q: How do you make a hormone?

      A: Easy -- don't pay her.



      Q: What do you call a prostitute with no arms or legs?

      A: Cash and carry.



      Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love.


      Q: What do you do with 365 used condoms?

      A: Melt them into a tire and call it a good year.



      Q: What is the difference between a tire and 365 condoms?

      A: One is a good year and the other is a great year.


      Q: How can you tell the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?

      A: Snow balls


      A boy was playing with himself in the bathtub when his father walked in and said,
      “Son, if you don't stop doing that, you'll go blind.†The boy said, “Dad, I'm over here.â€Â


      You know you're old when you refer to your waterbed as the dead sea.


      Q: What do you call a one-man quickie?
      A: A yankee!

      And it's not a sick or sexual joke, but my sister told it to me a few weeks ago, and I laughed........

      Q: What's green, blue, red, purple, chartreuse, and orange, and stands in my front yard ?
      A: It's MY nigger, I'll paint him what ever color I wanna.


      I'll holler at ya's when I wake up next week. Much Clown Love, Homies !

    • Happy Holidays........

      9 years ago

      DopeyLOC2

      I just got back from taking Cheyenne her Christmas gifts, she wanted me to tell everybody Merry Christmas and Happy holidays. It took a lot outta me, and when my sister and I were getting in the car, I had to stop and wipe away the tears, the grandparents are treating me like shit as always. They need to realize that they are not hurting me, but are hurting Cheyenne. It takes everything I have, to not flip out and do something drastic to them every time I go over to see Chey.

      I'm staying in Michigan this winter, freezing my balls off. None of the car lots around here will sell me a vehicle, so I am going to check a couple of the auctions and see if I can find a ride from a privet seller. I was hoping to make it down to Florida and join the monistary, but that got all shot to peices not being able to find a vehicle. I am going to try to hook up with the friend of my tattooist's girlfriend, and if it doesn't work out, I am done looking. Yeah, I think giving up and calling it quits will be an easier ordeal then this crap.

      At any rate, Happy Holidays, Merry Christmas and all that jazz, to everybody.

      I'll try to be on here more often in the next couple weeks, PEACE !

    • Gobbel gobbel gobbel.........

      9 years ago

      DopeyLOC2

      OK, it's been a while.........


      I just wanted to wish america Happy turkey day.



      More to come in the next week or so..................

    • hmmmmmm....

      10 years ago

      DopeyLOC2

      Who wants another installment of "The Goddess File" ? There has been some ladies removed from it, and a couple added. I don't know if my sister will need the internet, so if I post it again, I will just link you to it, in my photobucket. It could very well be the final time it gets posted/linked to, because if things don't change by December, I am going to join the monistary in St. Leo Florida, at the abby, on the college campus. No matter what, I will always remember the ladies whom are amongst the file, for being so kind and caring, and allowing me to "worship" you/them, but becoming a monk mean that I can not continue the lifestyle I have. Ya just gotta love the catholic religion and their beliefs and practices. Just let me know if ya'll want to see it one more time.

    • OK, I am almost ready to call it quits..

      10 years ago

      DopeyLOC2

      Still looking for legal help in getting at the bare least, fair visitation of Cheyenne. Still looking for "My" goddess, still trying to get the trach closed, and finding nothing, anywhere at all, and I just want it all to be over.

      I don't know where to find help, but I know where I can hire a couple crack heads for dirt cheap.

      At any rate, sorry I haven't been here as much as I used to be, sorry I haven't been commenting on everybody's stuff, but I just want to take a nice long dirt nap and call it quits. Life it just a joke, and I can't laugh anymore. Somebody shoot me already.

      The doctor told me yesterday I have to be tobacco free for 6 months instead of the 1 month he told me last month, the lawyers I have been in contact with, told me I was out of luck, and the car dealer an old friend I used to sell golf balls to, told me he couldn't help me get a vehicle. I just want it all to be over. Hell, all of my old gand bangin buddies are dead or gone. It is just tiring and bothersome. My big brother took me off his FFL so I am no longer licensed to do gun smithing. That sucks big balls but it can be changed if I would move back to Michigan full time.

      My doctor here is now telling me that I need to be tobacco free for no less then 6 months before he will get the trach closed. And this after talking me into moving back up here. I am just tired of everything, and wanna call it quits. Ya know, throw in the towel, give up and be done with it.

      I am not going to be able to go deer hunting in November, I am not allowed to call Cheyenne at all anymore, I am only allowed to go see her once a month, most of my family is not allowed to see her at all, people are starting to lie their asses off about retarded shit, others are not being the true Homies I befriended, and it is just so damned tiring that I wish it all would just go away for eternity.

      Fuck the world, it's old and needs to just be put outta our misery ......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... Thank you for your cooperation, Have A Nice Day, and Please don't come again.

    • OK, I know it's wrong.......

      10 years ago

      DopeyLOC2

      It is sad that we have lost the King of Pop, I mean yes, he was a very talented man. But, he brought a lot of this on himself people. There are people and parents out there/here, that do not like him for what he did, but being a parent, and someone who liked a lot of his music, all the way back to the begning of The Jackson 5, I have to say y little joke, because it's worth it, and again, he brought it on...........


      You heard Michael Jackson died and the autopsy reports are back ?

      Yeah, the medics are saying his body was over 90% plastic.

      They want to melt him down, and make Legos outta him, and Lego is down with making a new Moon Walker line...................................So now, little boys will and want to, PLAY WITH HIM FOR A FEW YEARS BEFORE THEY FORGET ABOUT THE FUN AND TOSS HIM TO THE CURB !



      OK, it says it's wrong in my journal title........

    • Happy Fathers Day......yeah right.....

      10 years ago

      DopeyLOC2

      To any and all other fathers out there, yeah, you get the message. For me, this one blows goats. The grand parents of my daughter wont let her call me at all, the people I am staying with, well that's another journal all together, as of late, my life pretty much sucks. More so then the Red Army even.


      In other news, I have some new ink, and the banner below the one on my right shoulder, yeah, it says Blue Army. I go to get it finished Monday at noon, so I will try to get some pics of it posted. But I think I am going to go for a walk, and try to get in trouble. Happy fuckin Fathers Day.

      (sorry 4 the edit, I lost a day this week)

      [another edit]
      {I had to call 3 times, but Chey called me back after dinner, so it made me feel a little better, and cry for a second. The way the grand parents are really hurting my baby, pisses me off to no end, and kills me inside. That lil' girl is my whole world, and the only reason I am still alive}

    • Happy Mothers Day !

      10 years ago

      DopeyLOC2

      To all the beautiful goddesses whom have blessed us/me with the gift of new life, and the friendship they have bestowed upon this grim and bleek world, may you have a wonderful day full of good times, love, special events, and at the very least, a great dinner and no hassles today.



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      HAPPY MOTHERS DAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • It's been a while........

      10 years ago

      DopeyLOC2

      OK, we just got another ISP today, but I won't be back full time until after Monday. I'll post another journal about what's been going on then.

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  • Comments (88)

    • Firenomad

      5 years ago

      Hey Dopey. It has been a long time since we talked. I hope wherever you are that you are doing as well as you can be man.

    • sam_vic3

      8 years ago

      Hey I don't know if you'll remember me the digit of the user is about 1997 less than before but if you ever check this again msg my account and I'll give you my mail and or cell number.

    • Arachnus

      9 years ago

      no man....I will never go back there. I have a family here, and we may not stay here much longer.

      I just think its fun how you can use google now.

      I saw the little grey s-10 in the driveway, and thought I waould ask.

    • Arachnus

      9 years ago

      So when did the Studakers get an S-10?

    • ShadowStylez FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      In reply to DopeyLOC2, #11:

      I thought so myself homie.

      How ya been ?

      Not too bad. How are things with you?

    • ShadowStylez FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      In reply to DopeyLOC2, #3:

      Haitian's have been trying to bring Bob Marley back for several years now, but the zombies they manage to create, only want to jam, get high, and eat brains.

      That was VERY funny.

    • Sam_vic2000

      10 years ago

      On no it's about my back thing not the bronchitis

    • Sam_vic2000

      10 years ago

      Yea I have 5 day medicine and I'm prolly getting surgery soon

    • Sam_vic2000

      10 years ago

      yea it blows

    • Sam_vic2000

      10 years ago

      I've got bronchitis again =(

    • ShadowStylez FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      I know that feeling.

    • ShadowStylez FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      Alright, man. You take it easy.

    • ShadowStylez FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      So sorry to know about your daughter and about the situation with your trach. I hope things gets better soon.

    • ShadowStylez FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      Not bad. Still surviving. How about you?

    • ShadowStylez FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      Long time no see. Thanks for the mod.

    • mattroher

      10 years ago

      Ah damn man I'm sorry but at least you aint doin to bad. Im doin pretty good to workin makin some money. You still down with the clown. I'm gonna try and hit up the gathering.

    • mattroher

      10 years ago

      What up ninja? I had no idea you got back on. How you been?

    • Sam_vic2000

      10 years ago

      i'm only 13 and me and Michael are taking about marriage as soon as I graduate in 2014

    • Usernamessux

      10 years ago

      hey man sorry i was only on for a minute awhile ago. hows it goin?

    • cabose1995

      10 years ago

      Just one O, Loc. How have ya been?

    • kansaspickup

      10 years ago

      this is the brand i really love
      www.lafeeabsinthe.com/

      however my next purchase will be the do it yourself kits from
      www.greendevil.com

      and no i havent tried his brand, didnt know he made any, prolly wont have the same effect, but who knows

    • Celestrial

      10 years ago

      Sup ninja?

    • masterdenae

      10 years ago

      Thank you for the Mother's Day wishes. smiley1.gif

    • Shortee

      10 years ago

      great! how are you?!

    • Shortee

      10 years ago

      DOPEY!!!!! smiley0.gif

    • Firenomad

      10 years ago

      Hey how you been doing?

    • gecko8101

      10 years ago

      MISS YOU HUN!!! HAPPY BELATED B-DAY BABE!!!!!!!!

    • Shortee

      10 years ago

      aww you poor thing. I'm already there :)

    • Shortee

      10 years ago

      oh my gosh! where have you been?! I've been alright I guess, you?

    • discopete019

      10 years ago

      Pssst I'm doing a question journal. So if there's anything you've ever wanted to know about me, now's the time to ask. smiley0.gif

    • Celestrial

      10 years ago

      Welcome back Ninja.

    • Mortphutemax FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      Pretty good man, schools been kicking my ass..but other then that pretty good.

      Hows it going with you?

      Also..happy birthday.

    • Firenomad

      10 years ago

      Doing fine. I just got my first cellphone and it was free.

    • K420

      10 years ago

      awesome i was wondering when you were coming back, hows it man?

    • TrenDeath

      10 years ago

      Happy bday again. I guess most neighbrouhoods in florida have a ton of old people, huh?

    • DustBunny01

      10 years ago

      Just read AOB and you are a year older.

      Congratulations.

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    • Shortee

      10 years ago

      thanks you too :)

    • Shortee

      10 years ago

      ha..I don't think so, Dopey...I'm going to bed. But, I'll ttyl

    • Shortee

      10 years ago

      okay...

    • Shortee

      10 years ago

      no problem, Dopey :)
      yep.

    • Shortee

      10 years ago

      awwww haha...im sorry.
      yeah me too. I at least know what to expect now for the next one.

    • Shortee

      10 years ago

      oh..and I didn't get that job, but the co-op adviser said she was going to keep looking to find me another one.

    • Shortee

      10 years ago

      awww how come?

    • Shortee

      10 years ago

      yeah...anyways how are you? what have you been up to?

    • Shortee

      10 years ago

      oh...I guess it is morning now huh? lol good morning :)

    • TrenDeath

      10 years ago

      Holy fuck, that's awesome dude.... my neighbour to the one side's cool enough, but the guy on the other side complains like daily even when I don't smoke. He actually told the landlord he's allergic and could die from weed smoke... what kinda bullshit is that? Least she's cool enough to know it was bullshit

    • Raptor_Alpha FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      Happy Birthday.

      I'm doing OK...just catching up on all things RvB and Facebook.....while paying BIlls on-line. I'm a multi-tasker....but not very good. smiley2.gif

    • TrenDeath

      10 years ago

      *zero vacancy in this town

      Literally, like .15 percent or some shit, ridiculous.

    • TrenDeath

      10 years ago

      FUCKING RIGHTS, bro!!!!!!

      Fuck growing up man.... I just finished twisting one up, my neighbours are douchebags and there's zero vacancy, so I'ma roll out to the balcony and blaze.

    • TrenDeath

      10 years ago

      Happy birthday man! You're still 29 in my timezone, but whatever smiley8.gif ...

      I'll smoke one for ya! Getting older's fucked... I'm only 26, but I swear you mellow out when you get older.... I mean, I'm still not mellow... but I swear it's starting.

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