DormantUlcer

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from New London, CT

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    • Oh Em Gee

      13 years ago

      DormantUlcer

      I have a date tomorrow. With a girl. How strange.

    • Psych

      13 years ago

      DormantUlcer

      was funny as shit. I hope it lasts. I've also learned Monk is hi-larious. I've also learned the difference between Randy Johnson and Jared Wright. Heart.

    • Congratulations!

      13 years ago

      DormantUlcer

      To the formerly Hartford Whalers for their first NHL title in franchise history. They wanted to blow the series, in typical Connecticut fashion. But they proved that they did in fact move out of CT, overcame adversity, and beat a weaker team without their goalie in 7 games. Grats guys.


      When's football start?!?!

    • 2 Weddings But No Funeral

      13 years ago

      DormantUlcer

      So last weekend I was the best man at my friend's wedding. It went well, besides from the rain forcing the ceremony under a tent instead of the beautiful garden and fountain. I didn't drop the rings, I made a killer speech.
      This weekend I'm going to another wedding, I won't be in it, but it's still a big one. The wedding of the woman that got away. It was quite a shock to even hear she was getting married, much less for me to receive an invite. She told me she was sending me something in the mail 2 weeks prior, but I figured it was going to be an ultra-sound of her brand new fetus, incubating in her lovely belly.
      It wasn't.

    • Apparently

      13 years ago

      DormantUlcer

      No lead is safe at the Stadium. For all you kids out there, some advice: if your team goes down 9-0 in the second inning, don't take a nap, cuz you may miss the fireworks.

    • I call this one...

      13 years ago

      DormantUlcer

      ... "Ode to the Financially Struggling Student".

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      Enjoy.


      Side note: no waffles to go with that syrup. smiley2.gif

    • I'll be there for you...

      13 years ago

      DormantUlcer

      My exgirlfriend got me into Friends years ago back when we were dating, and I think I can honestly say I've seen them all. Between the two of us, we have every season on DVD, but the last. I think the show began a real downward spiral once Chandler and Monica started their romance. Anyway, here is a picture of perhaps my favorite scene from one of my favorite episodes:

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      5 mods to the first to name the episode, 10 points to the first to recall what Joey and Chandler's Magna-Doodle said during the episode.

    • The perfect mate

      13 years ago

      DormantUlcer

      Not to be confused as a shallow list of qualities a girl must have, but a fantasy, if you will, as if I were construcing my own Stepford Wive and her personality.

      - loves cats
      - understands the intricacies of the Sho-Ryu-Ken Dragon Punch
      - thinks her favorite sports teams are better than mine, and has an agrument for it
      - doesn't have to collect comics, but knows Todd's Spider Man was the best
      - will watch a movie so many times she will knows even the most uncommon quotes from it
      - is down with the Homestarrunner
      - owns a copy of the soundtrack to Final Fantasy 6, and when asked about she'll tell you she has it cuz it's one of the greatest collections of music ever compiled
      - has seen more MST3Ks than me
      - knows a foreign language (German or Japanese preferred) and can/will teach me
      - appreciates a good role playing game, and 'appreciates' a guy who appreciates a good role playing game (and won't mind showing that 'appreciation' as I level in FF11)
      - looks good with makeup on, looks great without
      - can understand why guys (like myself) will always have a 'thing' for Jim Balent's Catwoman
      - agrees that if Sayid is ever killed off, Lost won't be worth watching anymore
      - may not be big into anime, but will got to Otakon for the fun of it, and maybe cosplay a little, and encourage me to do so as well. A little
      - can't decide which Batman she liked better: Bale, Keaton, or West
      - won't hate me for liking Aliens Versus Predator
      - also lost respect for Lucas after Episode 3
      - has the release date of Advent Children marked on her iCal
      - uses iCal cuz she uses a Mac
      - can't get enough piggy-back rides
      - isn't goth, but will wear fishnets and boots just cuz
      - would rather concert tickets in the pit
      - won't argue for the remote.... will wrestle
      - will wear her glasses cuz A) she needs them to see and B) she thinks they're hot, too
      - alternates between dominant and submissive, randomly
      - will do something different with her hair every couple days (i.e. pigtails, ponytails, up, down, bangs, curls, straight)
      - will compete for attention with Lara Croft
      - goes by the saying "If it ain't broke, don't fix it" when it comes to song covers
      - goes by the saying "Yeah, you stole that cuz you have no actual musical talent" when it comes to song sampling
      - played or plays cello, viola, violen, piano, or harp. That's right, a fucking harp
      - curses. Like a sailor
      - misses Mitch Hedberg and Chris Farley
      - dressed up one Halloween as Leeloo from The Fifth Element
      - thinks dragons are cool; thinks Reign of Fire wasn't
      - thinks Jay Mohr needs to be in more movies with better roles

    • I seem to have a lot of mod points

      13 years ago

      DormantUlcer

      So I'll be like everyone else and have a contest (for the 4 people who read my journal). The first to identify this song gets +5:

      All that I wanted, were things I had before
      All that I needed, I never needed more
      All of my questions, are answers to my sins
      All of my endings, are waiting to begin........

      Good luck. Or something.

    • And lastly....

      13 years ago

      DormantUlcer

      Did you know....?
      - Contrary to popular belief, Mary was not a virgin. Chuck impregnated her and the result was a bearded man named Jesus that could walk on water and turn stone into bread. He could not, however, throw a proper roundhouse kick. Chuck abandoned them and denied that Jesus was his son by proclaiming that Mary was a virgin. Everyone listened, because he is Chuck Norris.
      - Chuck Norris thinks football is for women because they wear "pads".
      - Chuck Norris defines love as the reluctance to murder. If you're still alive, it's because Chuck Norris loves you.
      - There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.
      - Chuck Norris can win a game of Monopoly without owning any property.
      - There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
      - In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever gotten.
      - Chuck Norris invented cancer because he was tired of killing people.
      - In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
      - Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
      - Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
      - When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
      - Chuck Norris has two speeds: walk and kill.
      - Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
      - When Chuck Norris runs with scissors, other people get hurt.
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