DormantUlcer

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    • sigh

      13 years ago

      DormantUlcer

      Ever have on of those night? The kind where you go over a friend's house to hang out, and end up talking to someone he works with online for like 4 hours straight? Having the kind of conversation that gets to know someone, and with each response you learn you have more and more in common? The kind where neither of you wanna go, but have to cuz it's friggin late and you both have stupid work in the morning? The kind where you started the day barely knowing someone, and finished the know wanting to know every single thing about them? The kind where you'd SWEAR there was some kind of attraction thrown in there somewhere? The kind where after you're done online you just wanna drive to her house, knock on her door, and kiss her passionately when she answers?
      The kind that sucks balls cuz she's in a 2 year old relationship?
      No? Well I have.

    • I am a leaf on the wind

      13 years ago

      DormantUlcer

      Watch how I soar.

    • Double you tee eff

      14 years ago

      DormantUlcer

      Did I lose my sponsor status? And if so, then how?

    • Listen all you mother fuckers

      14 years ago

      DormantUlcer

      Top of the crown, rape the queen
      The fatal mistake in your cradle
      Can't shake the dreams
      Of fire inside of your phonograph, battered with gas
      And giving you room to breathe through an adequate mask
      Everybody in front, let me see you pumpin your fists
      If you up in the back room when you rockin with this
      Come on
      Keeping your speaker knockin jumpin bangin bumpin blazin hot
      Calling all freaks

      Hey, did anyone like Blade Trinity? Everyone I talked to about it hated it, with a passion. I don't know, I guess it was alright. Anything with Ryan Reynolds is cool, and he was at his coolest in this. Dominic Purcell, who played Drake, was cool I guess. He was pretty badass, but his character was such a pussy. I mean, if he's supposed to be the ultimate vampire, why was he constantly avoiding a fight? He should have been hunting Blade, letting his presence known with violence, instead of that dumb chase scene through the apartment complex. I mean he was straight up running away, General Grevious-like. Lost potential, there. Whistler died, which was 2 movies too late. But I mean come on, Triple H? How great was that? A fucking vampire pomeranian? Absurdity to the point of hilarity if you ask me. I enjoyed it, but not in the same way I enjoyed the first two. It's too bad Spence from King Of Queens got his, though.

    • I miss these guys

      14 years ago

      DormantUlcer

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      Can you tell me where they've gone?

      Joel Hodgson, who played Joel and basically created everything, last job was in '03, as a writer for Jimmy Kimmel's talk show. He can be seen in the movie American Scary, a documentary about the tradition of horror hosting, playing himself. Tough role for him.

      Michael Nelson, who played Mike, was last seen on an episode of "Cheap Seats", a comedy series based on fictitious sports announcers, playing the character Mike Nelson. You can also hear his commentary on the DVD of Reefer Madness: Special Addiction.

      Trace Bealieu who was Dr. Clayton Forrester and the voice of Crow during the Comedy Central years, hasn't done anything since playing himself in the 2002 documentary People Traps.

      The voice of Gypsy, Jim Mallon during the Comedy Central years, has been out of show business since MST3K. As has Patrick Brantseg, who took over her voice when they went to the Sci-Fi channel.

      Kevin Murphy, who voiced Tom Servo and Bobo the Ape in the Sci-Fi channel years, was involved in writing the episode of "Cheap Seats" that Mike was in. Buds till the end.

      Mary Jo Pehl who played Pearl Forrester was last in the 2002 movie Factory Accident Sex, which is based on the comedic act of Minneapolis comedian Rich Kronfeld. Can't say I've heard of him.

      Frank Conniff, AKA T.V.'s Frank, was a writer for "Invader ZIM", which is hilarious if you haven't seen it. It's based on the comic created by Jhonen Vasquez. Ol Frank was also a producer on The New Tom Green Show back in '03, and was in the movies Lord Of The Road (1999) and Statical Planets (1997), which was directed and written by Joel.

      Bill Corbett was the man behind the voice of Crow during the Sci-Fi channel run. He was also Brain Guy. His last work was a writing spot on, you guessed it, an episode of "Cheap Seats".

      Jann Johnson, responsible for all those warnings of "Commercial sign" as the Magic Voice, has no notable hollywood work since MST3K.

      Hope this has been informative for you all. Hey, at least they didn't commit suicide like half the crew of Manos: The Hands Of Fate.

    • Every night I burn

      14 years ago

      DormantUlcer

      Every night I fall again

    • It's times like these

      14 years ago

      DormantUlcer

      I wish my doctor wasn't on vacation.

    • Otakon 2005

      14 years ago

      DormantUlcer

      I think it's safe to say I had a good time in Baltimore over the weekend attending Otakon 2005, one of the biggest anime conventions in America. Saw lots of cool anime, lots of cool costumes, took lots of cool pictures, met some cool people, got a cool concusion running into a wall at high speeds while intoxicated.
      As I stated, I took some pictures, but I may need some coercing to post them. None of them have me in them, which is what makes them oh so cooler. I'm not very photogenic.

    • Going to Otakon today

      14 years ago

      DormantUlcer

      Be back Sunday. Have a good trip. Thank you, I plan to.

    • Cupcakes, man

      14 years ago

      DormantUlcer

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      Quite possibly the funniest thing I've ever seen on the internet. Even funnier than that Strong Bad email when Pom Pom and Coach Z had that knife fight on the stone bridge.

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