Drakana

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    • Metal Gear Solid Movie

      11 years ago

      Drakana

      I was browsing G4TV's website , and they had a story on their "The Feed" part of the site. Apparently, there's talks about a Metal Gear Solid Movie being made. And to whom should they have possibly chosen for this movie...why none other that Christian Bale to star as Solid Snake. Now, If he can give the kind of performance that he gave with Batman Begins, I think that the movie could do very well, come opening day and for at least a week, 2 tops. How do you guys feel about this?

    • Sad Day Today

      11 years ago

      Drakana

      Hey all,

      I know that it's been a good while since I posted my last journal, but I got a phone call from my mom first thing when I woke up, & come to find out that a friend of mine who went, and graduated from school before I did died in a car wreck this morning.


      Please everyone, send your thoughts and prayers to the family of Daniel Chamblee, please.

    • Problem

      12 years ago

      Drakana

      I seem to have a little bit of a problem.

      I've tried to download the Blastacular Map Pack and for some reason, i can't.

      Can anyone help me out as to what i'm supposed to do in this situation?

    • Graduated

      12 years ago

      Drakana

      I finally graduated from College, and I gotta tell you all, it feels great

      Just so you know, it was ITT that I graduated from

    • Who knew....

      12 years ago

      Drakana

      ...that drifting could happen in the middle east?!
      ...that the angry German kid would end up making an ass out of himself. Jeez, is that kid on crack or what? [/link]
      ...that Leeroy Jenkins could help boost the sales of WoW exponentially, huh?!?
      ...that Chris Rock was an expert on how to not get your a** kicked?

    • Funny Story that I found recently pt.2

      12 years ago

      Drakana

      "Oh my God," I heard him utter, following it with suppressed sounds of choking, and then, "No, baby, that wasn't me (cough, gag), you could hear that (gag)??"

      Now there was no stopping me. I pushed for all I was worth. I could swear that in the resulting cacophony of rips, squirts, splashes, poots, and blasts, I was actually lifted slightly off the pot. The amount of stuff in me was incredible. It sprayed against the bowl with tremendous force. Later, in surveying the damage, I'd see that liquid poop had actually managed to ricochet out of the bowl and run down the side on to the floor. But for now, all I could do was hang on for the ride.

      Next door I could hear him fumbling with the paper dispenser as he desperately tried to finish his task. Little snatches of conversation made themselves heard over my anal symphony: "Gotta go... horrible... throw up... in my mouth... not... make it... tell the kids... love them... oh God..." followed by more sounds of suppressed gagging and retching.

      Alas, it is evidently difficult to hold one's phone and wipe one's bum at the same time. Just as my high-pressure abuse of the toilet was winding down, I heard a plop and splash from next door, followed by string of swear words and gags. My poop-mate had dropped his phone into the toilet.

      There was a lull in my production, and the restroom became deathly quiet. I could envision him standing there, wondering what to do. A final anal announcement came trumpeting from my behind, small chunks plopping noisily into the water. That must have been the last straw. I heard a flush, a fumbling with the lock, and then the stall door was thrown open. I heard him running out of the bathroom, slamming the door behind him.

      After a considerable amount of paperwork, I got up and surveyed the damage. I felt bad for the janitor who'd be forced to deal with this, but I knew that flushing was not an option. No toilet in the world could handle that unholy mess. Flushing would only lead to a floor flooded with filth.

      As I left, I glanced into the next-door stall. Nothing remained in the bowl. Had he flushed his phone, or had he plucked it out and left the bathroom with nasty unwashed hands? The world will never know.

      I exited the bathroom, momentarily proud and Shameless, looking around for a face glaring at me. But I saw no one. I suspect that somehow my supernatural elimination has managed to transfer my Shamefulness to my anonymous poop-mate. I think it'll be a long time before he can bring himself to poop in public -- and I doubt he'll ever again answer his cell phone in the s****er. And this, my friends, is why you should never talk on your phone in the bathroom.

      Do your business and get out.

    • Funny Story that I found recently pt.1

      12 years ago

      Drakana

      All in all, it hadn't been a good day. Bad traffic, a malfunctioning computer, incompetent coworkers and a sore back all made me a seething cauldron of rage. But more importantly for this story, it had been over forty-eight hours since I'd last taken a dump. I'd tried to jump start the process, beginning my day with a bowl of bowel-cleansing fiber cereal, following it with six cups of coffee at work, and adding a bean-laden lunch at Taco Bell. As I was returning home from work, my insides let me know with subtle rumbles and the emission of the occasional tiny fart that Big Things would be happening soon. Alas, I had to stop at the mall to pick up an order for my wife. I completed this task, and as I was walking past the stores on my way back to the car, I noticed a large sale sign proclaiming, "Everything Must Go!" This was prophetic, for my colon informed me with a sudden violent cramp and a wet, squeaky fart that everything was indeed about to go. I hurried to the mall bathrooms. I surveyed the five stalls, which I have numbered 0 through 4 (I write a lot of software) for your convenience:

      0. Occupied.

      1. Clean, but Bathroom Protocol forbids its use, as it's next to the occupied one.

      2. Poo on seat.

      3. Poo and toilet paper in bowl, unidentifiable liquid splattered on seat.

      4. No toilet paper, no stall door, unidentifiable sticky object near base of
      toilet.

      Clearly, it had to be Stall #1. I trudged back, entered, dropped trousers and sat down. I'm normally a fairly Shameful ****ter. I wasn't happy about being next to the occupied stall, but Big Things were afoot.

      I was just getting ready to bear down when all of a sudden the sweet sounds of Beethoven came from next door, followed by a fumbling, and then the sound of a voice answering the ringing phone. As usual for a cell phone conversation, the voice was exactly 8 dB louder than it needed to be. Out of Shameful habit, my sphincter slammed shut. The inane conversation went on and on. Mr. ****ter was blathering to Mrs. ****ter about the ****ty day he had. I sat there, cramping and miserable, waiting for him to finish. As the loud conversation dragged on, I became angrier and angrier, thinking that I, too, had a crappy day, but I was too polite to yak about in public. My bowels let me know in no uncertain terms that if I didn't get crapping soon, my day would be getting even crappier.

      Finally my anger reached a point that overcame Shamefulness. I no longer cared. I gripped the toilet paper holder with one hand, braced my other hand against the side of the stall, and pushed with all my might. I was rewarded with a fart of colossal magnitude -- a cross between the sound of someone ripping a very wet bed sheet in half and of plywood being torn off a wall. The sound gradually transitioned into a heavily modulated low-RPM tone, not unlike someone firing up a Harley. I managed to hit the resonance frequency of the stall, and it shook gently.

      Once my ass cheeks stopped flapping in the breeze, three things became apparent: (1) The next-door conversation had ceased; (2) my colon's continued seizing indicated that there was more to come; and (3) the bathroom was now beset by a horrible, eldritch stench. It was as if a gateway to Hell had been opened. The foul miasma quickly made its way under the stall and began choking my poop-mate. This initial "herald" fart had ended his conversation in mid-sentence.

      Story continues in pt. 2

    • Initial D Arcade Stage 4

      in Forums > Initial D Arcade Stage 4 | Follow this topic

      Drakana

      Hey Everyone,

      I came across this website about Initial D Arcade Stage 4 and I have to say that this....well, I'll let you be the judge.

      3 replies

    • Merry Chirstmas

      12 years ago

      Drakana

      Merry Christmas to all of you out there

  • About Me

  • Comments (89)

    • Blueguard250

      11 years ago

      look in my journal

    • Blueguard250

      12 years ago

      Matt told me to tell u use this one only img0072mi3.jpg

    • Blueguard250

      12 years ago

      so can u do it??

    • Blueguard250

      12 years ago

      wrong divison 14 unit 67 civillian license plates dont have th minus

    • HollisterDud

      12 years ago

      was sup

    • Blueguard250

      12 years ago

      Imperial 800

    • pimpsniper1

      12 years ago

      May i ask why you were looking at a journal made a month ago?

    • Blueguard250

      12 years ago

      thanks zack

    • Blueguard250

      12 years ago

      sup ill be on on friday ok alright peace

    • nk4e

      12 years ago

      Its new and Im kind of getting bored of Initial D and I want to get in the real thing but it might be fun to drift in it.. Actually drift, I hope it has a clutch

    • Blueguard250

      12 years ago

      Your reason is execpted ill be on 1:00 american time see u then

    • SenSan

      12 years ago

      I miss that picture of you in your images when you had it back up, why'd you take it down? put it up!

    • Simmons101

      12 years ago

      Hey try out my game just look at my newest journal you can get some mods if you win :D

    • Rasta_Bob

      12 years ago

      thanks for the request, and as the profile says, all i ask is that you put me on watch, as simple as that

      and if its not too much, could you vote for me here please? its a one time vote, so it'd be cool if you could

    • SenSan

      12 years ago

      Hey, haven't seen you online or heard from you in forever! Hope alls going well.

    • SOLDIER9246

      12 years ago

      I invite you to Ride The Emu forums, videos, and ect

      Home of the machinima series Last Chance

      lc.ridetheemu.com

      ENJOY and tell a friend smiley0.gif

    • 180

      13 years ago

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    • DemonicBlade

      13 years ago

      hey want to be friends?
      PS- dont get mad and spaze i am not some freak or anything i just want to now if u want to be freinds so if or when u get this look at my profile and talk back and for shit sack dont hold back !
      peace!

    • babygirl0809

      13 years ago

      yes you are so right how did you know?? Do you watch it?

    • babygirl0809

      13 years ago

      Hey whats going on?? how have you been?
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    • beldandy21

      13 years ago

      hey whats up? so your voteing for my sista babygirl0809?

    • babygirl0809

      13 years ago

      hey can you vote for me @ Plague21187 PLEASE hes in my friends list you can only vote 3 times in his journal

    • SpiFFy4JiFFy

      13 years ago

      Thanks for the mod ^_^

    • kdogblazer65

      13 years ago

      I noticed you are a volitional team member as well. Where exactly in bama are you from?

    • Opaque

      13 years ago

      Done and done.

    • SuperFreak_7

      13 years ago

      congrats on u know what

    • rockybalboa5

      13 years ago

      i didn't know there was a volitional member i wasn't friends with. congrats on being featured, that's awesome.

    • NARNIA

      13 years ago

      Sweet man its good to see a member of Volitional getting the Fu represent us well man. Oh and congrats on FU lol like you havn't heard that 100 times alreadysmile.png.

    • milladakilla

      13 years ago

      Featured user of RT, that earnes a congrats. That's not easy.

    • Gamerfreak47

      13 years ago

      Congrats on being featured used

    • ringo6483

      13 years ago

      Sure, being the featured user is nice... but that is one kick ass no random friend request thing. You are seriously face rockingly awesome. Congrats dude. smiley0.gif

    • mrwrestler

      13 years ago

      Hello Zack my name is Zach, what is the joke Dane is telling when he does that I've seen the video but cannot remember.

    • MikeStampede

      13 years ago

      Nice going. smiley1.gif

    • Opaque

      13 years ago

      I would just like to point out how awesome it is that a volitional member is featured.

      You need one of our banners in your page, btw. Check out the journals to find all the ones we have.

    • mr_murisaki

      13 years ago

      Featured user, eh?

      Well done. smiley1.gif

    • StoneGut

      13 years ago

      Hey Congrats man!!!

    • blacknite07

      13 years ago

      thats a cool dane cook clip. congrats on gettting featured user

    • Ajiva

      13 years ago

      Ajiva 4:28

      And the lord came down and said... "lemme here a w00t for the featured user!"

      w00t!

    • darius

      13 years ago

      Congrats!!!!

    • bkid4

      13 years ago

      Congrats!
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    • FrigginFries

      13 years ago

      Congrats on featured user! I thought that picture looked familiar. smiley12.gif

    • Drakana

      13 years ago

      Shampoo and conditioner + I keep it kinda short so that i don't have problems managing it.

    • SenSan

      13 years ago

      Congrats on being featured user hun!

    • ThatCraniumGuy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      13 years ago

      CONGRATULATIONS ON BEING A FEATURED USER.........MY CAT WILL KILL YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!

    • rvb212

      13 years ago

      Congratz on being Featured User!,evryeon come ot hoempageadn rea dmy past 3 journals and then check out my ournals you wont be sorry.

    • T0ny

      13 years ago

      gratz on being featured user

    • Crazy_Cabose

      13 years ago

      Yay Featured

    • Styms FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      13 years ago

      Congratz on being Featured User!

    • Glaxton

      13 years ago

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    • monopoly_j

      13 years ago

      hey, congrats on being featured user

      a great accomplish that still aludes me

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