Drums888

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    • Poetry

      14 years ago

      Drums888

      Here's some poetry I wrote. The assignment was to write a poem for a Victoria's Secret model, then for a male model. It was suggested that we try to write from a point of view other than our own, so here's what came out. Enjoy.

      Curved Devil â€"by Aaron D. Edwards
      O thou foul temptress,
      Demon spawned forth from the depths of Hell,
      Sent forth by Satan to lure righteous men
      Into the pits, the fiery well.
      To behold thy face is to see that like Angelus,
      The demon with the face of an angel born.
      You attack with the guise of selling clothes,
      But in fact you are nothing more than smut, than porn
      That crawls into the souls of men
      And consumes them from within.
      You demolish their souls, their names, their lives,
      You destroy their character, consuming with sin.
      Gaze not at me, thou heathen slut,
      Thou destroyer of The Holy Word.
      Take thy temptation back with thee to Hell,
      No longer make my morals blurred.

      Clothes Rack â€" by Aaron D. Edwards
      I adore this top; isn’t it gorgeous?
      It would look stunning on you!
      It would mold to you muscular curvatures,
      Accenting your eyes with its blue.
      And look at these pants! Oh, my Lord, they’re fantast!
      They are simply just to die for!
      Just a wee bit too tight, that would be just right,
      They’d ensure that you got to score.
      Moving on to the shoes, made in Santa Cruz,
      They are spectacular, to say the least.
      And no one contests that a man’s made by his hat,
      Once all dressed, you’re one sexy beast.
      So dressed head to toe, not like a man-hoe,
      But looking sharp you enter my door.
      Away melts my frown as I gaze up and down,
      “Nice outfit, but wouldn’t it look better in a pile on my floor?â€Â

      So.... yeah. And like I said, these are points of view not my own, so don't associate the second one with my personal life. ; )

      --Aaron

    • The Pirate Captain

      14 years ago

      Drums888

      OK, so NC State finally crossed the line into the territory of "cool." Just read this article right now. Just.... do it. It rocks.

      --Aaron

    • The Best Spoiler Warning Ever

      14 years ago

      Drums888

      Yeah, those of you who frequent the Stargate Thread v3 have probably seen this, but it just made me smile. Props to whoever actaully did it.

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    • NASA Releases Plans For Space Station

      14 years ago

      Drums888

      Washington, DC - Top NASA officials anounced this morning their plans for a space station to begin construction in 2007. This will not be an international endeavor, like past station plans, leading some foreign organizations such as the Russian Space Agency, the the Japan Aerospace Exploration Agency, and the European Space Agency to wonder if there are any political motives behind this decision. NASA insists that there is nothing to worry about, however, stating, "We are just taking our orders from Secretary of Defense Darth Rumsfeld, who got his orders from Vice President Dick Cheney."
      NASA has posted images of the planned station on-line for the public to see. Those plans can be viewed here.

    • Death Star or Star Destroyer

      14 years ago

      Drums888

      All things considered, I think I'd rather have my own personal Star Destroyer. Sure, the Death Star can blow up a whole planet, but design-wise, the Star Destroyer just looks better. Plus it has windows, and windows just make a place feel roomier. Yeah, I'd totally have a Star Destroyer (Super class, by the way, not a little Imperial class).

      --Aaron

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