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    • So much fail

      6 years ago

      DrunkenToast

      OK, so I was feeling really down Friday and decided to cheer myself up. I am over weight and lately, I have been feeling more and more repulsive to the opposite sex. I have a Kinect, so I decided to get some exercise and build up some endorphin. I picked up Kinect Star Wars and started to get to it. At this point, I was starting to feel pretty good. I decided to switch over to Kinect Adventures. By this point I had forgotten my woes... that is... until the first random photo was taken by the damn system. Right back where I started. fuck

    • WIN!!

      6 years ago

      DrunkenToast

      I went to the mall today to finish my Christmas shopping.While I was in there, the donate for soldiers people were there. I gave 'em $5. on my way out, I was stopped by some chick with a clipboard. I did a marketing survey about chewing gum and at the end, they gave me $7. WIN!!

    • Farcry 3

      6 years ago

      DrunkenToast

      Just picked it up recently, love it. Any game that lets you bow hunt bull sharks from a PT boat or run down tigers on an ATV or burn down the jungle on a whim can't be bad. The map is huge and you can go anywhere. The tagging system allows for rapid ID of targets and threats while allowing you to keep track of the same. Weapon modifications and crafting items from raw material... I cant put it down. Its GTA meets Big Game Hunter with a little Fallout tossed in spiced ever so slightly with Bioshock. 10/10

    • Not even trying anymore

      6 years ago

      DrunkenToast

      Has anyone else noticed that almost no TV show even bothers to use blanks in their guns anymore? Seriously, look closely next time you watch an action show. Even the Walking Dead. If you look, their semi-auto pistols never cycle to eject the casing. Lame.

    • mistake

      6 years ago

      DrunkenToast

      I was at a friends house the other day, enjoying a game of F.E.A.R. 3. He is not good at games, so sometimes he just watches and I get the practice. A sudden realization dawned on me, it's getting dark, I live alone and I still get creeped out on a good day at home. fuck. For future reference, it is possible to sleep with every light in the house on.

    • Halo 4

      6 years ago

      DrunkenToast

      Already played through it on easy and loved it. What is the verdict though? Did 343 redeem themselves or make it worse? Or do you think they never messed up in the first place? There were very few things I didn't like about it. For example; the warthog was a pain to drive and who the hell thought (B) would be good for crouch?! Though, it may have been an acceptable loss in order to have sprint be a permanent option. All in all, I approve.

    • Zombies!!

      6 years ago

      DrunkenToast

      How is everyone faring for the zombie apocalypse? I've taken out 6 already. Does anyone know why they were all carrying bags of candy?

    • Lagoonia

      6 years ago

      DrunkenToast

      Fun browser game I found in Chrome's market. Basically like lost meets Swiss Family Robinson. You survive a plane crash on an island and have to rebuild to survive. you can get help from other islands and build a signal fire to get more islanders. If interested, you can find me under Toast.

    • Fuck you, age

      6 years ago

      DrunkenToast

      All my life, I've had 20/20 vision. Today, I got my first glasses. They are not reading glasses or driving glasses or even all the time glasses, they are computer glasses. That's right, computer glasses. I get headaches from the computer now and have to wear these glasses to cut down on the glare. I actually had to order them special in order to get less than +1.00 and I still have to be right up on the screen to read anything. Sux.

    • Seriously Walmart(-_-)

      6 years ago

      DrunkenToast

      Stopped by my local Wally World for random items today. I was hoping to find Halloween decor, (the best part of Halloween as an adult is decorating) instead I found Christmas decor. WTF smiley11.gif I love Christmas too, but Santa needs to keep his fat ass out of September. Christmas is more than 3 months away.

  • Comments (164)

    • MrVash

      10 years ago

      Congrats on being FU. smiley0.gif

    • Ashutum

      10 years ago

      amazing pics dude

    • kitcorpse

      10 years ago

      Check out this group... its for Floridians.... Florida Rooster Teeth Members

    • Tihawkie

      10 years ago

      Merry Christmas!

    • kitcorpse

      10 years ago

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      mmmmmmmm

    • Warbringer95

      10 years ago

      You are safe since you are a sponsor and are above karma level 30.

    • frogfan91

      10 years ago

      hi

    • jarjarbing

      10 years ago

      please join my group zombie experts
      thanks

    • kitcorpse

      10 years ago

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    • supergir101

      10 years ago

      ello long time no talk!

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      10 years ago

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    • DrunkenToast FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

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      Post edited 11/02/08 12:52AM

    • pelao0o

      10 years ago

      chick snake spider thing

    • HiddenBlade

      10 years ago

      getting ready for bed...

    • willcastro

      10 years ago

      thx for the pic comments

    • jesus024

      10 years ago

      Thanks for the friend invite and I like your greeting pics

    • zerokool

      10 years ago

      Hey bro. What's up?

    • stikman

      11 years ago

      hey man ive seen dark knight 2 times now

    • kitcorpse

      11 years ago

      BAT TOAST!

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      Post edited 7/17/08 9:22AM

    • Paladin5

      11 years ago

      On pretty late hmm? Oh yeah your profile is a fapping tool lol!

    • mttbboy

      11 years ago

      its not a hotel

    • frogfan91

      11 years ago

      hey

      how r u?

    • frogfan91

      11 years ago

      *random poke*

      pass it on

      (no poke backs)

    • SinfullGuy

      11 years ago

      do u need a beer?

    • SinfullGuy

      11 years ago

      toast do u have tits?

    • kitcorpse

      11 years ago

      It's 11:30pm, I'm watching "That 70's Show" and drinking beer. No bed till after South Park at 12:30am!

    • Gofenstien

      11 years ago

      i like the boobs, i REALY like the boobs

    • SinfullGuy

      11 years ago

      toast can i eat u?

    • CSAGENLEE

      11 years ago

      finally someone who agrees with me

    • DrunkenToast FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

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    • Helena_Yori

      11 years ago

      i love sushi

    • iamcevrus2

      11 years ago

      I'd be careful she could just as easily whoop your ass as be friends with you

    • wussie

      11 years ago

      I've got one, but it doesn't help with navigating the menus and using the internet

    • keiichiro

      11 years ago

      Thanks for the pic comment~

    • fhseason13

      11 years ago

      (referring to picture comment)

      1. actually its Bermuda
      2. and yea sure, but I wanted them to actually look tan in the picture, oh well lol

    • Andariel

      11 years ago

      heeeey havent talked to you in a while :) thought id say uh... hey :P

    • DrunkenToast FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

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    • go_naruto

      11 years ago

      Hi how are you?

    • BOZ2000

      11 years ago

      HOLY CRAP! I won?! Thank you SO much for the mods, eh? (had to look around to find out who awarded them to me)

      here's 10 of them. It's the least I can do. (Now I have enough to do contests again, and still have enough to buy a new sponsorship!)

    • SupperNeub

      11 years ago

      lol wow!^_^

    • Neoma

      11 years ago

      Summarizing you.

    • SpiderWolve

      11 years ago

      ...hmm..collecting freinds?

    • frogfan91

      11 years ago

      hi,

      how r u?

    • robot_dwarf

      11 years ago

      THe Halo 300 picture is quality

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      11 years ago

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    • too4Teen

      11 years ago

      I honestly don't know. I was a tad bit disapointed by it not being there, but then I thought: Who gives a holy fuck?! You got Grand Theft Auto IV, stupid shit! Then again, my thoughts all was did betray me.

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      "You fuckhead!" - Obi-wan Kenobi

      You would have to ask one of tha PS3 owners, tho tsome of them might say they would want a version of tha game in which they can play tha missions and finish tha game instead of a frickin' licence.

    • Andariel

      11 years ago

      haha well those are actually my favorite kindof pics... since i think i look better when im not expecting it :P
      but yeah, i know, they are kinda um noticeable... i love them XD

    • K_Daniel

      11 years ago

      hey mr.toast!

    • 79transam

      11 years ago

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    • nodhawk

      11 years ago

      Hey to respond to that comment you made on boob meat. That picture was fucking cool and goes to prove my point that cleavage is better! smiley0.gif

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