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    • Halo Wars

      10 years ago


      Completely addicted. I downloaded the demo 2 days ago and have already played 3 times. I went through on each difficulty and have been sufficiently impressed. There will be the familiar personel and vehicles we all remember and love, such as the LAAG type Warthog (scout), the marines, and the Scorpian tank. There will also be many new things to look forward to. A 6 wheeled anti-vehicle called the Cobra, plus a missle truck, the Wolverine. There will be a new plane, the Vulture. New men with flamethrowers and upgrades available for all of them. Best of all, there will be spartans.
      The story takes place 20 years prior to the original Halo in 2531, (making the chief 20 years old for those scoring at home) on the planet Harvest (see book #5 Contact Harvest) where first contact was made in 2525. You follow Sgt. Forge and try to figure out why the covenant are so interested in the planet.
      The game itself is a stragtegy game similar to Civilization. You look down from the sky and command your troops to different locals, to engage enemys or to retreat, etc. You build bases and you army to suit your needs/tactics. Basically, you control them the same way a CO would, you don't do the fighting yourself, you tell others when where and how to do the fighting for you.
      March 3rd can't get here soon enough!

    • Nude Avatar(kinda)

      in Forums > Nude Avatar(kinda) | Follow this topic


      This is for all those out there who have as much freetime as I do and spend it trying to trick the programming. If you make your avatar wear a one piece outfit, ie. the bunny suit, then make them wear the eye patches, it will appear as if they have no clothes on at all. Note, all their goodies will be blurred out, but they are still nude.

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    • Whats wrong with the world!!

      10 years ago


      During WWII, Irena, got permission to work in the Warsaw Ghetto, as a Plumbing/Sewer specialist.

      She had an ulterior motive...

      She KNEW what the Nazi's plans were for the Jews, (being German).

      Irena smuggled infants out in the bottom of her tool box she carried, and she also carried in the back of her truck a Burlap sack, (for larger kids).

      She also had a dog in the back that she trained to bark when the Nazi soldiers let her in and out of the ghetto.

      The soldiers, of course, wanted nothing to do with the dog, and the barking covered the kids /infants noises.

      During her time and course of doing th is, she managed to smuggle out and save 2500 kids/infants.

      She was caught, and the Nazi's broke both her legs and arms and beat her severely.

      Irena kept a record of the names of all the kids she smuggled out and kept the names in a glass jar, buried under a tree in her back yard.

      After the war, she tried to locate any parents that may have survived it, and reunited the family.

      Most, of course, had been gassed.

      Those kids she helped were placed into foster family homes or adopted.

      Last year Irena was nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize....

      She LOST.

      Al Gore won for doing a slide show on Global Warming.

    • Quick Jokes

      10 years ago


      QUICK JOKE #1

      Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe of very hostile
      cannibals who put them in a large pot of water, build a huge fire under it, and leave them there. A few minutes later, one of the missionaries starts to laugh uncontrollably. The other missionary can't believe it! He says, "What's wrong with you? We're being boiled alive! They're gonna eat us! What could possibly be funny at a time like this?"

      The other missionary says, "I just peed in the soup."

      QUICK JOKE #2

      The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about
      something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came for the little kids to give their reports, the teacher was calling on them one at a time. She was reluctant to call upon little Johnnie, knowing that he sometimes could be a bit crude. But eventually his turn came. Little Johnnie walked up to the front of the
      class, and with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard, then sat back down. Well the teacher couldn't figure out what Johnnie had in mind for his report on something exciting, so she asked him just what that was.

      "It's a period" reported Johnnie.

      "Well I can see that" she said. "But what is so exciting about a period?"

      "Damned if I know" said Johnnie, "but this morning my sister said she
      missed one. Then Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted and the man next door shot himself."

      QUICK JOKE #3

      A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.

      "I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and
      repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you'll
      have lost at least 5 pounds."

      When the woman returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly
      20 pounds. "Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my

      The woman nodded. "I'll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day."

      "From hunger, you mean?"

      "No, from skipping."

      Jokes were copied from slightlywarped.com

    • People I want to hit with a bat

      10 years ago


      Did you ever come across someone you had to stop yourself from beating the living F&%* out of?


      10 years ago


      I AM F U

    • Police Chases

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      It is well known that civilians are often injured in police chases. Is it the fault of the officers pursuing the offender, or does the blame rest solely on the bad-guy? Should police pursuits be banned? Are the police liable for damages caused? I've seen chases that ended tragically, peacefully and even with the offender jumping a fence and literally blowing his head off with a shotgun (No exageration, it was on the roof of the house and the shed, in the tree....the K9 unit couldn't lock in on a scent because it was everywhere.) I feel suspects are going to run no matter what. They must be stopped or they will go for a bigger crime next time. Getting gradma's car back this time is not as important as the next grandma not getting her head smashed in over her Buick.

      NOTE: This does not carry over to traffic stops. Traffic stops are an entirely different subject from pursuits.

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      10 years ago


      Home to some the best cross-over cimics I've seen.

    • What is in a good page?

      in Forums > What is in a good page? | Follow this topic


      smiley9.gif What makes a good page? Is it hundreds of pics of women, cars, cartoons, or the dreaded self portrait? Is it having lots of new journals? Frankly, I rarely read journals. Why do so many people start a page and fill it with non-sequitor pictures and drab about their day in the journal? Does anyone care about someone else's dog/cat? Many users will sign up, poke around for a few days, then never return, leaving several other users with unanswered FR's.
      smiley9.gif I feel the answer is simple, show people who you are by posting pics of things you like, be they funny, sick, or border-line pornographic. Don't show people who you literally are by posting 3 pages of pics of yourself like CuteyKitty. Doing that will ensure nobody wants to be your friend, that's also why I stopped watching Kat. I enjoy humor and so my site is full of pics that made me laugh or reminded me of myself/friends/family. You will not find any pics of me, and you won't catch me blogging (or jogging smiley1.gif ).
      smiley9.gif What do you think?

      Post edited 12/06/08 5:51AM

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    • Happy .....Uh Merry... Eh fuck it

      10 years ago


      How do you greet people this time of year?

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