DumbleShank

Male
from Washington (the state)

  • Activity

    • Sandwish 1 - My Life

      9 years ago

      DumbleShank

      Shinobu and Dahgma are drunk at the bar.

      Shinobu: I know this is weird, but what's your story?

      Dahgma: Hmm? Oh...well, I grabbed that ten-year...

      Shinobu: I meant your life.

      Dahgma: ...I was just telling you it.

      Shinobu: So your life is nothing more than spooning children, demons, men, women, frogs, your food, paintbrushes, fleshlights, other people's food, manholes, prison bars, prison guards, gods, the apocalypse, Kawa-what'shisname, and cow bells?

      Dahgma: Pfft! That's just icing on the cake! And speaking of icing....

      Shinobu: Oh dear.


      I dunno, a spin-off series to Mason's idea. I figured it would be nice to have multiples.

    • My end of the deal

      9 years ago

      DumbleShank

      I have some good news.

      Firstly, I am here to tell you that I will be getting a number on skype, which means I can text people and they can text me back.

      yay!

      I should also have a caller ID when I call. It'll be a Washington Number.

      Also, my electric should be coming in sometime mid-next week. Hopefully it's not damaged, or else I'll have to break someone's knee caps (my own of course).

      In any case, I shot Santa as he flew over our AO....therefore I nominate Mason to be the new Satan Santa. Therefore he'll have to get fatter (but never fatter than me) and dress in a red suit all day.

    • Trample

      9 years ago

      DumbleShank

      Have a bit of bad news, although it wasn't unexpected. According to my chain of command, my unit is moving to a new location, which might mean less updates and less time to actually chat. Furthermore, I don't know if I'm going to be in a 2-man room or if I'm going to be in a 30-man tent. Of course, the location I'm going to won't be the same, and it sucks because I don't know if I'll even have internet capabilities. Hopefully though I won't have to worry.

      That's all for the bad news.

      Still, the deployment is going by fast, I'm still coming up with ideas for songs, and I'm learning new things everyday. It's gonna be weird, but I hope that I can get my leave sometime in march or february. I don't see why I couldn't as that's what I requested in the first place.

      The song set list hasn't changed, but how well they sound has. Most of my songs are a lot better now and hopefully by the end of the month I'll have all of my current songs down to a T. Now for something I don't talk about often....gaming.
      As far as computer games go, I haven't really gone much further than I have. I'm picking up Fallout 3 again, and I'm playing the new Wolfenstein game. I wish I had a Wii so that I could play Cursed Mountain. I'm a big fan of horror/survival games, so its definitely one I'd liked to get. Still, I'll live just as long as the army allows me to.

      That's about it for this journal entry, my guitar should be coming in by next week, so I'm pretty excited by it.

      Mason: Binary solo!

      Kenneth: 40 clowns

      Kris: ............YEAH!

    • Patch

      9 years ago

      DumbleShank

      Okay...new update now available.

      Today I just got my combat patch. This is cool of course because it shows proof of time served in a combat zone. However, the ceremony for it took a good hour and a half, which is three times longer than it should have. What's worse is, I had to go back to work.....on veteran's day! To me that's a little screwed up because soldiers are supposed to have the day off (I know, it's a combat zone).

      I recently got a keyboard for my comp, which is okay because it means I can type faster and not have to hunch over when trying to write these journal entries. Problem is, I can't just instantly get up from my spot like I always do. Nope, instead I have to move the keyboard and then get up (I know, this deployment has gotten me severely lazy).

      Don't worry though, life still goes on the way I want it to. Mostly less work and time is flying by fast. I still feel like halloween just passed, and we're almost halfway finished with this month. Hopefully the deployment keeps up like this.

      Still waiting for my guitar whilst borrowing my buddy's so as to make it easier for me to practice. The chapel has some good electrics...but I want to play with mine. My schecter 006, can't wait.......but I'll have to.

      Mason: Glitter is not epic

      Kenneth: Body oil is definitely not epic!

      Kris: Body oil with glitter IS EPIC!

    • Stem-Celio

      9 years ago

      DumbleShank

      Got lots of news, mostly on my guitar status, but with some other stuff in between.

      First, I have bought an electric guitar (Schecter 006), and a bad ass case to go with it. I bought it because it is a really nice guitar for a very cheap price (mostly because it has no special artwork on it). Next paycheck I'm getting an AMP that has 15 different distortion effects. It also has an acoustic simulator so I can play acoustic songs with an electric guitar.

      Second, as power metal is my favorite genre of music, I have found a site that hs "101 rules of power metal". Anyone who knows power metal will know why its funny.

      Also, my song list has grown again.

      Ballads of Lyon
      *******************
      Spoon You (Dahgma)
      Waffles (Charlie)
      Too True Blues (Ensofv, Dalik, Sexy Zombie, Lykaru)
      Scarlet Rose (Dalik and Lia's past life)
      Argument Song (Shinobu and Nikito)
      Chocolate Chip Cookies (Sazano)
      If you're into it (Dalik and Ensofv singing to Heather)

      That's really all I have for Lyon right now, but it's definitely a good start, eh? Furthermore, I've been working on getting some more songs written about Nikito, I'm also probably going to get "Dalik you've got it going on" (in which Shinobu sings to Dalik to cheer him up). And don't be surprised to find a song on Utarata (although that'll be hard as hell).

      So yeah, that's about it.

      To Mason: Tight. Pants.

      To Kenneth: Epic. Tight. Pants.

      To Kris: You're just happy to see me

      But yes, I'm

    • Guitar

      9 years ago

      DumbleShank

      New update...not really all that exciting, but it is from me, so guess it is.

      First, I'd like to say that this deployment is going by fast for me. However, things are slowing down now since nobody's network is going down (which is cool beans for me).

      Second, I'm buying a guitar. I plan on it being an acoustic, so that'll be pretty cool. I'm thinking about getting a Luna Guitar. Probably a Zen series. Look it up if you want to see a pic of it.

      No new songs yet, still fine tuning the ones that I already know. Some of them I still need to practice like the plague. Eventually I'll have a pretty long set list.

      Everything else is fine, just got a TV so now I'm playing my video games again. I'm hooked on the new Wolfenstein for the 360 (not really all that new, but definitely the newest one). I plan on getting a PS2 so I can play my Fatal Frame again...that'll definitely be cool as all hell. So yeah, that's really the only update other than the fact that I'm probably going to be joining a college here pretty soon. Probably Phoenix University (just because of its online stuff).

      That is all

      de gozaru

    • I guess

      9 years ago

      DumbleShank

      Just an update. Things are looking up even though I still don't know when I'm going on R&R.

      I can play more songs now....so that's cool.

      Songs
      ************
      No woman no cry (bob marley)
      Last Dance with Mary Jane (Tom Petty)
      Scarlet Rose (Edguy)
      Melissa (Allman Brothers)

      Ballads of Lyon
      ******************
      Spoon You (Dahgma)
      Ensofv Blues (Ensofv)
      Waffles (Charlie)
      Dalik you've got it going on (Shinobu)

      Currently working on Welcome to the Black Parade (My chemical Romance). Also, I've been trying to come up with a song for Dalik, one for Nikito, and one for Deimfa.

    • Journal Entry

      9 years ago

      DumbleShank

      That's right, it's a journal entry. Not too exciting though.

      The workload here has calmed down alot. Instead of having the normal 10 million problems that I have to fix, there are only 9 million 500 thousand. Neat eh?

      The guitar playing is doing loads better. Some songs I have to a T and I've written some more songs, but I'm too lazy to post them right now (a couple I don't even remember).

      I can play the Blues now, which is a big leap, and I can also do harmonics with the guitar. I'm currently trying to fine-tune my already-acquired skills and get better at playing some of the harder songs.

      In terms of everything else, I'm still writing, just not as often as I would like. The food here is okay and it's better here than I first expected (still sucks that there's no rain though).

      To Mason: It IS a penis!

      To Kenneth: Obey

      To Kris: ........I'm going to kill you

      *shakes fist at god*

      God: My brains! *head explodes*

    • The Ethereal Walker

      9 years ago

      DumbleShank

      Much more news to follow...mwahaha.

      First and foremost, I'd like to say that I'm going to be on R&R in november. What this means is quite simple.

      I'm probably going to be in spokane for a period of time and maybe even in parts of the west side of the cascades. However! I also know that the pass is probably clogged with that all-familiar white stuff: snow. I wouldn't put it past spokane to do the same exact thing.

      It may be a bummer at first, but its not like I won't live with it. I'll probably be living with my girl in spokane during that time. As to when in November I'm leaving....don't know. I still have yet to be told.


      I've been building on my musician skills and have written a song already. I plan to write more and record them for personal listening (at least until I write a song that's extremely catchy). So far I've been practicing at a blues-ish/rock style of playing. But that'll probably change soon once I get my hands on an electric (god its been so long since I've played one). I've also perfected "Bowie" by flight of the conchords.


      Songs I can currently Play
      ******************************************
      The Joker (steve miller band)
      Seven Nation Army (white stripes)
      Bowie (flight of the conchords)
      La Grange (zz top)
      Take her out (alice in chains)

      My songs
      ********************
      The skies (an original by DumbleShank)


      To Mason: Haha! I have produced a dustpan out of thin air!

      To Kenneth: Smoke a dick!

      To Kris: ........

      To Norquist: You haven't died yet?


    • Nightwish

      9 years ago

      DumbleShank

      The days are finally becoming easier and with less problems to boot.

      In any event, due to my jamming with the bass and acoustic, I have been invited to go to the chapel and play around with their electric guitar (it sounds so great). I played on it for about two hours before I finally handed it off to my friend.

      Hopefully I'll be able to update more often. I also plan to buy a camera sometime in the next week (you know, for snap-shotage). I'll post pics if I get any.

  • Comments (301)

    • TheKalder The Kalder

      11 years ago

      its something my friend HentaiMaster is starting up i guess its a think of anime people looking like pokemon

    • Gamesquirrel

      11 years ago

      there is a gif on the_Force's page that i think you will want.

    • Gamesquirrel

      11 years ago

      Kurt needs a new journal yo...been too long.

      As fun as Ch-Ch-Ch-Brennen is, it think its time for some updating action

    • Gamesquirrel

      11 years ago

      ...is that a douche?...think he's trying to say something?

    • NortyBits

      11 years ago

      Hi again, Kurt! ^__^ I finally got access to my computer long enough to post the final chapter of A Time on Lon Lon! I'd be very happy if you'd read it and leave a review! Thanks for your continued support!

    • NortyBits

      11 years ago

      Hey! Piece 2/3 of my fanfic is posted in my journal! Would you R&R it for me? Thanks so much!!! ^___^

    • Skyhopper

      11 years ago

      dude whats up!

    • NortyBits

      11 years ago

      Thanks a bunch!!! I'm sorry for being over-apoligetic... It's kinda how I am! XD

    • NortyBits

      11 years ago

      Uh... Errr... Hi, Kurt! It's me, Laura! (Michael's girlfriend.)
      So I wrote this cute little thingy in my journal about Link and Malon. It'll be a two-part thing. (The two characters Michael and I are cosplaying at Sakura Con.) Do you like the Zelda games? Malon's from the Ocarina of Time.
      I'd love it if you'd read it and review it! (If you don't play Zelda games or don't particularly care, I totally understand!) ^____^

      Thanks!!! Sorry to be a bother!

    • stinky5_0

      11 years ago

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    • SPARTAN45

      11 years ago

      The fuck? OH!!! The Dr. Tran thing. Riiiight!

    • idolgaming

      11 years ago

      *waves* :3

    • nekoblade

      11 years ago

      Sure.

    • Gamesquirrel

      11 years ago

      MOD SLAP!!!!
      +1

    • halogameralx

      11 years ago

      yeah the sequels where pretty bad

    • SkaGod

      11 years ago

      No...

    • pielover

      11 years ago

      it's true
      n_n
      i think if people who think were to read this
      they would have found that out as well
      n_n

    • Xth_Mode_God

      11 years ago

      How come Kagura's such a common name in anime? seriously, it like everyanime I see, the primary names are either Kagura, Kaede, or Sakura.

    • woodchunkz

      11 years ago

      Well I do want to create video games... But I still think I'm going to do C++ first.

    • woodchunkz

      11 years ago

      DarkBASIC, huh? I am learning C++. Is this "DarkBASIC" any good?

    • woodchunkz

      11 years ago

      That's good.

      Where'd you learn?

    • MCS117

      11 years ago

      who said that she is, Who said he isn't. It's for your own interpretation.

    • Misanagi

      11 years ago

      peek a boo

    • pielover

      11 years ago

      about twelve to fourteen years ago

    • katloveskeno

      11 years ago

      your welcome
      so hi
      anything exciting happen today??

    • katloveskeno

      11 years ago

      ohhh and happy halloween!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      whatcha going to be??

    • katloveskeno

      11 years ago

      cool i saw you art work in the hallway the one thats new ya
      warm colours cool

    • katloveskeno

      11 years ago

      he he i get to not go to school thrusday
      heh field trip to seattle
      very fun
      ya
      so what you been up too??
      how is work??

    • SkaGod

      11 years ago

      yo.

    • katloveskeno

      11 years ago

      hi kurt
      whats up??
      and happy almost halloween

    • Gamesquirrel

      11 years ago

      okay...i'm bored.

    • Gamesquirrel

      11 years ago

      see?

    • Gamesquirrel

      11 years ago

      I like to comment excessivly too...

    • katloveskeno

      11 years ago

      oh
      i was wondering cause i have bio then

    • katloveskeno

      11 years ago

      oh then why did i see you at the egg drop last month o well

    • katloveskeno

      11 years ago

      ok sounds like fun
      hey what is ur 3rd period class?

    • katloveskeno

      11 years ago

      he he
      that ok mine says i am 16
      i am not 16 til january

    • katloveskeno

      11 years ago

      i want to read ur manga

      why does it say ur 22?

    • katloveskeno

      11 years ago

      writes block is bad i get that when i start to write then the mood and the egde i am going for is gone and it wont come back

    • katloveskeno

      11 years ago

      so what you been up to havent talk to kurt in forever

    • katloveskeno

      11 years ago

      cool kenneth told me he got a job
      congrats

    • katloveskeno

      11 years ago

      oh

    • katloveskeno

      11 years ago

      hey i use to watch that show that u have a picture of on here
      ya i watched til they canceled it it was sad i say when they did
      so how are u kurt?

    • DumbleShank

      11 years ago

      sonic! yeeaaaaahhhh! they better have tails in there.

      And the guy has already been told not to do it.

    • bobmeister

      11 years ago

      If Mason isnt negging me, tell whoever the hell it is to STOP!! Since when did I bring anyone else into the conflict??? I DIDNT. THIS IS BETWEEN MASON AND MYSELF, THEY NEED TO KEEP THEIR COMMENTS AND NEGS TO THEIR DAMN SELVES AND MIND THEIR OWN FUCKING BUSINESS!!!!

      Sonic announced for Brawl. *Blood vessel ruptures in head, dies, head falls on keyboardsjfgiojuuuuuuuuuy6ut7hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*

    • Crashman

      11 years ago

      FALCOOOON PUUUUUUUUUNCH!!!!!!

    • bobmeister

      11 years ago

      Explain? I did. I said all I wanted was for him to apologize to Laura for maliciously calling her a bitch for no reason. He couldnt handle that I dont know why.

    • bobmeister

      11 years ago

      Still, the way you guys insult isnt malicious like Mason does. He wont even give me a freaking apology, for God's sake.

    • bobmeister

      11 years ago

      Colton points out something very important and true:

      There is a big difference between dissing someone and openly and cruely insulting. I get over the dissing, we all do that. However, Mason has always and continues to be one for open insulting. Always. You and Kenneth dont even do that. No one does. Only Mason.

      BTW, December 3. *squeals loudly in joy*

    • bobmeister

      11 years ago

      Im glad you arent taking sides.

      Now, you may think that this is mainly about Laura. Its not. She has an extremely small role in all of this. The comment that he said about her was simply the..."straw that broke the camel's back" Im not sure if you've heard that before, but it describes it perfectly. Yes, I know that Mason has always insulted and mocked me. That is what this is for. I have taken and take so much shit from him over the years, and he cant muster himself up to give me one apology, admit he is wrong once. That's what my problem is. That's why he is being the unreasonable one. He is so selfcentered and complacent he cant give me a single apology for a minor little thing. Because in Mason's little world, he can never be wrong. It's true.

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