ELEET

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from Tallahassee, FL.........FSU

  • Activity

    • Looking for a good Recipe

      9 years ago

      ELEET

      Does anyone know a good Brine recipe for a turkey.

      I did a traditional plain one last year but a need something a little more extravagant.

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    • Robot Bartender

      9 years ago

      ELEET



      A guy goes into a bar and there is a robot bartender. The robot says, “What will you have?†The guy says “Martini.†The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man, “What’s your IQ?†The guy says, “168.†The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology.

      The guy leaves, but he is curious, so he goes back into the bar. The robot bartender says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Martini". Again, the robot makes a great martini, gives it to the man and says, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "100." The robot then starts to talk about Nascar, Budweiser and John Deere tractors.

      The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time. He goes back into the bar. The robot says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Martini", and the robot brings him another great martini. The robot then says, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "Uh, about 50."

      The robot leans in real close and says, "So... you people still happy you voted for Obama?"



      That about sums it up....

    • I am BATMAN!!!!!!!

      9 years ago

      ELEET

      This new Batman AA is awesome!!

    • I found this and thought it was funny.

      10 years ago

      ELEET

      You Know You're from New Jersey When...

      ...you recognize or can relate to at least 10 of these:

      * You've been seriously injured at Action Park.
      * You know that the only people who call it "Joisey" are from New York (usually The Bronx) or Texas.
      * You don't think of citrus when people mention "The Oranges."
      * You know that it's called "Great Adventure," not "Six Flags."
      * You've ordered a hard roll with butter for breakfast.
      * You've known the way to Seaside Heights since you were seven.
      * You've eaten at a diner, when you were stoned or drunk, at 3 am.
      * Whenever you park, there's a Camaro within three spots of you.
      * You remember that the "Two Guys" were from Harrison.
      * You know that the state isn't one big oil refinery.
      * At least three people in your family still love Bruce Springsteen, and you know what town Jon Bon Jovi is from.
      * You know what a "jug handle" is.
      * You know that a WaWa is a convenience store.
      * You know that the state isn't all farmland.
      * You know that there are no "beaches" in new Jersey - there's "The Shore," and you know that the road to the shore is "The Parkway" not "The Garden State Highway."
      * You know that "Piney" isn't referring to a tree.
      * Even your school cafeteria made good Italian subs, and, you call it a "sub" not a "submarine sandwich" or worse yet, a "hoagy" or a "hero."
      * You remember the song from the Palisades Park commercials.
      * You know how to properly negotiate a Circle.
      * You knew that the last question had to do with driving.
      * You know that "Acme" is an actual store, not just a Warner Bros creation.
      * You know that this is the only "New..." state that doesn't require "New" to identify it (like, try ...Mexico, ...York, ...Hampshire (doesn't work, does it?).
      * You know how to translate this conversation: "Jeet yet?" "No, Jew?"
      * You only go to New York City for day trips, and you only call it "The City."
      * You know that a "White Castle" is the name of BOTH a fast food chain AND a fast food sandwich.
      * You consider a corned beef sandwich with lettuce and mayo a sacrilege.
      * In the 80's you wore your hair REALLY high.
      * You don't think "What exit" (do you live near?) is very funny.
      * You know that the real first "strip shopping center" in the country is Route 22.
      * You know that people from 609 area code are "a little different."
      * You know that no respectable New Jerseyan goes to Princeton - that's for out-of-staters.
      * The Jets-Giants game has started fights at your school or local bar.
      * You live within 20 minutes of at least three different malls.
      * You can see the Manhattan skyline from some part of your town.
      * You refer to all highways and interstates by their numbers.
      * Every year, you had at least one kid in your class named Tony.
      * You know where every "clip" shown in the Sopranos opening credits is.
      * You've gotten on the wrong highway trying to get out of Willowbrook Mall.
      * You've eaten a Boardwalk cheesesteak with vinegar fries.
      * You have a favorite Atlantic City casino.
      * You start planning for Memorial Day weekend in February.
      * And finally...
      * You've never pumped your own gas.

    • Rolling Like a Pimp!!

      10 years ago

      ELEET

      I finally stepped out of the stone-age and bought myself a new BlackBerry Curve phone. No I will be spending the next month figuring out how to use it and downloading a bunch of APPs!

    • Turkey Buger

      10 years ago

      ELEET

      How to make a turkey burger

    • I am connected to the World again

      10 years ago

      ELEET

      My computer has been in the shop for a while and a family member in the hospital.........but now everything is getting back to normal.

    • Having a Long Vacation or in other words WORK

      10 years ago

      ELEET

      I decided since my ucle just had a triple bypass surgery that I would take of from school and help out until around August. I will start my Grad Work back up in the fall semester.

    • My Day of Birth and So Much Confusion

      10 years ago

      ELEET

      Depending on who you are or the Government, my birthday could be celebrated either today March 1 or yesterday February 28 or sometime in between.

      I myself will celebrate all weekend since I am now 6.25 yrs old and proud of it and can now rent a car!!!

  • Comments (26)

    • Demon505

      9 years ago

      I guess I won't have to leave America now will I.

    • metallavery

      9 years ago

      hello i am the heaad admin of the naruto group i have talk to the leaders of NATO and i have decided that the country of naruto will join NATO. that means i whant every one to joinNATO!!!!

    • Demon505

      9 years ago

      Hating something and bitching about something are two different things, when I bitch about the country that means I don't like what it's doing that doesn't mean I hate it, and the same goes for you. Don't talk to me unless you understand that.

    • techskater

      9 years ago

      A girl has the right to get drunk at a party because its her body. The rapist has no right to touch her.


      This has nothing to do with what is constitutional. OBVIOUSLY the rapist has no right to touch her, but she can avoid the situation by not getting drunk. How does that make me a fascist? That's not victim blaming. I'm not advocating putting her on trial for being raped.

      I am well aware about had Wilson did but that was unconstitutional dumbass. That can't happen now.


      In that case, tell me... Your thoughts on the Patriot Act? I'm sure that was unconstitutional as well.

    • Demon505

      9 years ago

      A girl has the right to get drunk at a party because its her body. The rapist has no right to touch her. I am well aware about had Wilson did but that was unconstitutional dumbass. That can't happen now.

    • techskater

      9 years ago

      Part of the freedom we have in this country is that we can voice our opinions without worry of getting in to trouble


      Not exactly... Remember that Woodrow Wilson imprisoned anyone who spoke out World War 1... Or that this past summer if you spoke out against Health Care reform you could be reported to the government and "educated" on the "facts"

    • techskater

      9 years ago

      Mine started when he said that, well, Bush killed the economy and Obama was fixing it.

      Then apparently, I'm a fascist wanna-be Hitler who believes that Rape victims are at fault for being raped, even though I simply said that a girl who got drunk at a party and then got raped shouldn't have gotten drunk in the first place.

      Reality and common sense is not Demon's friend. He's an idealogist and a partisanist.

    • Demon505

      9 years ago

      I never said that there were public schools who only taught creationism but there are schools that have taught is in the class room, which I and many other liberals are against. No myths in science class.

      You often bitch about Obama, who is the President of the country, and he was voted in the majority of the country, and you don't like that so in mike book that's bitch about the country. And I never said you shouldn't be able to do that. I got pissed because you told me that I should leave the country because of what I believe and I said that I don't have to because I am allowed to think what I think. And where have I ever degraded the country?

      Where did Obama ever say torture works? Torture does not help and even if it does that is not a reason to do it. Torture actually leads to more disinformation that more information because the torture person will say anything to get the pain to stop even if it is a lie. A Vietnam vet who was tortured once said this, and his name is John McCain. Chech it out here. Torture is illegal and wrong, plain and simple, and American needs to be above doing the thing that we have our enemies for doing.

      There is no such thing as Obama care. Congress is writing the plan not Obama. We need to cover those people because they don't have the money to get healthcare, and even if they did they would just be dropped, but aren't poor enough to get Medicare. The cost of healthcare is in country is around $8000 per person, proof
      here. Where as in the rest of the there is must less money spent on healthcare but they do not have the problems of uncovered people mlike we not, proof here.
      Having a healthcare plan like the rest of the world will lower taxes, not raise them. Plus under the new plan, if you like you healthcare now, you can keep it.

      What wrong with taxes anyway? Countries like Sweden, Denmark and Finland and taxed way higher than us and tend to be happier than us. And don't tell me to move there because I don't want to.

      The real enemy I speak of is the Taliban and Al-qaeda which are in Afghanistan, not Iraq. I was saying that we need to leave Iraq to go after the people who attacked us.

      Post edited 11/14/09 9:17PM

    • Demon505

      9 years ago

      Ok, let me get this strait. When you bitch about the country you're being patriotic but when I don't like something I hate America. It doesn't work that way pal. Part of the freedom we have in this country is that we can voice our opinions without worry of getting in to trouble, that's why I love this country.

      What is Good for Liberals is Bad for America.


      That is a very close mined statement. Now tell me: how is stopping torture, stopping healthcare companies from dropping people, giving healthcare for those who need it, ending the war in Iraq so we can fight the real enemy, teaching science in science class and not some BS creationism bad for America?

    • ELEET

      9 years ago

      the way you seem to complain about this country makes me believe that.


      Plus, from my long research on political aliagnment (and you are probably a liberal) I have come to the conclusion of:

      What is Good for Liberals is Bad for America.

    • Demon505

      9 years ago

      Why should I move to Canada? I love this country and I don't want to live anywhere else.

    • crispyreaper

      10 years ago

      You Too!!!! Naw, just kiddin... I think......

    • crispyreaper

      10 years ago

      O.O I KNEW IT!!!! HA!



      Wait, you do? Strange hobby man...

    • crispyreaper

      10 years ago

      O.o So why were you even On a sight that might carry those kind of items, Hmmmmm O.o?

    • amedeus

      10 years ago

      I am very saying that.

    • amedeus

      10 years ago

      Yeah, I saw that. I hope it's good. It has next to nothing to do with SG-1 and Atlantis, and I remember reading that it might be geared towards a younger audience. But it's gonna be the same guys writing, so I'm rooting for it.

    • GigasViking

      12 years ago

      Cool you're into stargate! Speaking of that I've got an ancient language translator (english to 5000 year old cuneiform script) you might want to checkout in my journal. Effing sweet I think...and took forever to put together :)

    • sirmidget

      12 years ago

      1. Pie has filling
      2. Pie is often part of the fruit food group
      3. Pie has crust
      4. Pie is tastier then cake
      5. Pie can cause mind control abilities in lab rats
      6. Pie has been know to cause higher lvls of attraction from the opposite sex
      7. Pie doesnt need icecream to taste good
      8. Pie originally wrote the declaration of independence but was to humble to take credit
      9. Pie is easier to smell from far away
      10. Pie is also a math word

    • nickelknight

      13 years ago

      join in on my gif contest

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      or my pengwins will destroy everyone

    • Suicide_Soul

      13 years ago

      ok so i have been giveing a lot of random firends request so thank you for adding me when you could have turn me down so im going to every one one by one and thinking them and that is a lots of firends and time but im going to do it. so thank you for adding me. ^_^

    • psychotic_g

      13 years ago

      cool another gaia user

    • ELEET

      13 years ago

      Those shows do rock..........thanks +1Cool

    • Jimmybaby

      13 years ago

      yeeeeeeeeea stargate and battlestar....good shows...good profile...positive mod points

    • skykiner34

      13 years ago

      thanx eleet. you rock

    • ELEET

      13 years ago

      Thanks +1

    • ryndarkruler

      14 years ago

      wow. heres a comment. because you have so many...

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