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    • a Joke with Good Old Caboose

      11 years ago

      ELITE458

      There are 3 people. a hunter, a trapper, and Caboose!
      The Hunter goes hunting. He comes back an hour later with a bear.
      The Trapper says "how did you catch that?"
      The Hunter says "See tracks, follow tracks, see bear, shoot bear, bear falls dead."
      The Trapper goes hunting, and comes back 3 hours later with a deer.
      Caboose says " how did you catch that Mister Trapper Sir?"
      The Trapper says "See tracks, follow tracks, see Deer,shoot deer, Deer falls Dead."
      Then Caboose goes Hunting.
      He comes back 11 hours later with cuts and scratches all over his body.
      Hunter and Trapper say "what happened to you?"
      Caboose says
      "See Tracks, Follow Tracks, See Train, Shoot Train, Train No Stop. "

    • Damn this shit is Funny

      11 years ago

      ELITE458

      if you know what a Double Kill is, you'll get it


      Two old friends were just about to tee off at the first hole of
      their local golf course when a guy carrying a golf bag called out to
      them, "Do you mind if I join you? My partner didn't turn up."

      "Sure," they said, "You're welcome."

      So they started playing and enjoyed the game and the company of the
      newcomer.

      Part way around the course, one of the friends asked the
      newcomer, "What do you do for a living?" "I'm a hit man," was the
      reply.

      "You're joking!" was the response.

      "No, I'm not," he said, reaching into his golf bag, and pulling out a
      beautiful Martini sniper's rifle with a large telescopic sight. "Here
      are my tools."

      "That's a beautiful telescopic sight," said the other friend, "Can I
      take a look? I think I might be able to see my house from here."

      So he picked up the rifle and looked through t he sight in the
      ! direction of his house.

      "Yeah, I can see my house all right. This sight is fantastic. I can
      see right in the window."

      "Wow, I can see my wife in the bedroom. Ha Ha, I can see she's
      naked!! Wait a minute, that's my neighbor in there with her......
      He's naked, too!!! The ****!"

      He turned to the hitman, "How much do you charge for a hit?"

      "I'll do a flat rate, for you, one thousand dollars every time I pull
      the trigger."

      "Can you do two for me now?"

      "Sure, what do you want?"

      "First, shoot my wife, she's always been mouthy, so shoot her in the
      mouth.

      Then the neighbor, he's a friend of mine, and just a kid, so just
      shoot his dick off to teach him a lesson."

      The hitman took the rifle and took aim, standing perfectly still for
      a few minutes.

      "Are you going to do it or not?" said the friend impatiently.

      "Just be patient," said the hitman calmly, "I think I can save! you a
      grand here....."

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  • Comments (3005)

    • Wolf_Soul

      10 years ago

      I'm starting over again, but a different person, by different I meant like "Caboose_91"

    • Wolf_Soul

      10 years ago

      I'm starting over again, but a different person, by different I meant like "Caboose_91"

    • Wolf_Soul

      10 years ago

      Hey, it's me XxCrushedxX

    • Wolf_Soul

      10 years ago

      Hewwoz...

    • XxCrushedxX

      10 years ago

      Yeah, I know, I need to mature, and have a different personality.

    • Zant

      10 years ago

      Hey whats up?

    • XxCrushedxX

      10 years ago

      So, I'm the reason your on this site?

    • skatergirl67

      10 years ago

      hey my color is red too

    • simplymonica

      10 years ago

      I would go back, but the studio is gone.

    • simplymonica

      10 years ago

      It was fun

    • simplymonica

      10 years ago

      Ohhh... i use to do that. But I quite.

    • simplymonica

      10 years ago

      How long have you been competing.

      That's way cool that you do. It's boxing right?

    • simplymonica

      10 years ago

      Violence. Tis fun.

    • XxCrushedxX

      10 years ago

      That was funny for what yo said...
      lolz...
      ^^

      (Journal Comment)

    • XxCrushedxX

      10 years ago

      No, but I'm in a problem you might if you read my journal now...
      >_<

    • XxCrushedxX

      10 years ago

      Fine, and you?
      XD

    • XxCrushedxX

      10 years ago

      Hello...

    • simplymonica

      10 years ago

      Hmm...Sex and violence.

    • simplymonica

      10 years ago

      So your not going to tell me what we are talking about?

    • simplymonica

      10 years ago

      Chess.. Okay you lost meh

    • simplymonica

      10 years ago

      Haha. You give all those neging snipers a run for they're neg mods. smiley6.gifsmiley12.gif

      Apparently I am in deep shit with my dad and I can no longer spend the night at peoples houses. smiley3.gif

    • sarge03

      10 years ago

      So, I have a question then; and I don't mean to sound rude or patronizing, I'm just curious. You support Obama because he was going to change things, but you don't know what he's going change?

    • simplymonica

      10 years ago

      I have been wondering why I am getting neged.... Thanks to you modding like everything. It evens it out quite nicely.
      Thank you btw. smiley0.gifsmiley12.gif

    • simplymonica

      10 years ago

      Very true.

      At least I am not dieing.

    • simplymonica

      10 years ago

      I have been etter. How about yourself?

    • simplymonica

      10 years ago

      Damn. I am afriad.

    • simplymonica

      10 years ago

      High low?

    • simplymonica

      10 years ago

      Hai. smiley1.gif

    • XxCrushedxX

      10 years ago

      Hey...

    • JoeyBlaster

      10 years ago

      dude like always nice profile.

    • Blade54

      10 years ago

      not much, tired
      and you?

    • Blade54

      10 years ago

      thats cool

    • Blade54

      10 years ago

      alright cool

    • XxCrushedxX

      10 years ago

      Hey...
      XD

    • simplymonica

      11 years ago

      Haha... I normally just play Halo. Unless there is no one online. Then I go achievement hunting.

      <y tag is on my profile. But if you play for the luilz. Add SrElRoboto.

    • simplymonica

      11 years ago

      From most played to least played.

      Halo3. Bioshock. The Orange Box. BF:Bad Comapany. Gears of War. COD. Lego Star Wars. And i think that iis about it...

    • simplymonica

      11 years ago

      I see what you did there... I have two.

    • simplymonica

      11 years ago

      Oh of course I do. I am a gamer. I love teh games. smiley12.gif

    • simplymonica

      11 years ago

      Oh yes I did Gurrll-frend.. MHM

      *snaps in air*

    • simplymonica

      11 years ago

      smiley6.gif

    • simplymonica

      11 years ago

      You fail. Lulz.

      I love that movie. Mostly the begining.

    • simplymonica

      11 years ago

      That was really long to justhit you. smiley4.gifsmiley6.gif

    • simplymonica

      11 years ago

      Bahaha.. Where did you get that from?
      It is TruFax

    • simplymonica

      11 years ago

      Yea. Of course. It is school and finding a job and sports and my mom just got out of surgery and out of four kinds I was nominated to take care of her. My ex-boyfriends mom just died and her funeral is tomorrow. Just nothing really going good for me lately. Life just kind of sucks.

    • simplymonica

      11 years ago

      Awe. I'm sorry you feel that way. I hope you feel betrter.

      Things with me lately have been real stressful. smiley2.gif

    • simplymonica

      11 years ago

      Meh. I go out with guys who I think aren't complete douche bags. And I feel bad saying no. Not a good thing I guess. But whatever. Thats my problem.

      so hey whats New im starting to Reminisce on the Old times old me and her

      Are you asking me whats up. And telling me what your doing. Because I am a little confused. smiley1.gif

    • Blade54

      11 years ago

      damn dude, it is like the military, one way or another

    • Blade54

      11 years ago

      that isnt good right?

    • Blade54

      11 years ago

      yea i see
      hows TKD going?

    • simplymonica

      11 years ago

      I guess it depends on the person as well.

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