ESlayer

Male
from Canada

  • Activity

    • 6 years ago

      ESlayer

      Dear god I used to be an asshole

    • Kinda random

      12 years ago

      ESlayer

      'Kay, the other day when I was walking to work, I thought of like the funniest practical joke. Well, prolly not the funniest, but it would certainly be "up there" as it were.

      Anyways, I was walking to work with my headphones in. Now, I wear those sound-isolating earbud things, so I can't hear a damn thing with them in. What I thought would be amusing (to do to someone else), would be to like record over a song or two with like loud traffic sounds, maybe a car crash or this honking car screeching to a stop. Hell, it'd scare the crap outta me.

      I dunno, random thought.

    • 'Kay, so I was thinking...

      12 years ago

      ESlayer

      So this is totally gonna be irrelevant to pretty much anything I've ever said. Just warning you.

      Anyways, I was thinking today, and I think I finally figured out what I wanna do with my life. Now, I'm not gonna pick something stupid and outrageous like "firetruck". No, this is so much better. I've decided that I wanna be a superhero.

      Ha ha. Yeah, laugh it up. I'm (mostly) serious. Perhaps slightly under the influence of alcohol. Perhaps.

      But yeah. Obviously I wouldn't be one of those superheroes that have like superpowers and shit, that's far-fectched and whatnot. I'd be more like Batman, just using gadgets and shit and my ninja skills to stop the bad guys.

      I dunno, really I just like the idea that I'd be flying around beating the shit out of the exceptionally stupid, without anyone knowing who I was. It'd be great. I mean, I don't care about the media coverage, because I couldn't tell anyone, so I wouldn't gain any fame (not that I'd want it anyways). At the same time, I wouldn't really make huge money doing superhero work, so I'd need some work-at-home cover job or some shit. I mean, superhero work takes lots of nighttime devotion, so I don't think I could get up in the morning. Monster'll only get you so far, after that you need good ol' fashioned sleep.

      But yeah, I'd have my mild-mannered alter-ego who'd be the total loser I already am, but with the secret that at night I injure/capture stupid people who infringe upon the rights of others. Please disregard that I'd be doing that to them. They started it. And if for some reason there was nobody doing anything like that, I'd just fly around all night. It'd be awesome.

      I didn't intend to just ramble like this, but whatever...maybe my next journal will have content...

    • Nintendo Makes Money, Chaos Ensues

      12 years ago

      ESlayer

      That's right, with the Wii, Nintendo will be selling at a profit, much unlike it's competitors.

      To top it off, the Wii will STILL be cheaper than either of its competitors, yet still, people find the need to complain.

      Apparently, in this day and age, making money is shameful or something. In a market system, isn't profit the entire goal? Can people seriously be bitching about this?

      To me, it seems like Nintendo knows what they're doing; why make a high-priced behemoth of a system that's just gonna cost them? Because everyone else is doing it?

      Gah...sorry if this journal seems incoherent, I'm just utterly flabbergasted by these people that are like, "So basically, Nintendo is taking like $50 more of my money than they really need"...in the market system that they praise, which has the key feature of permitting and encouraging profit. It makes no sense to me.

    • A Shield, of Sorts

      12 years ago

      ESlayer

      Well, I've finally decided to take a more active role on this site. Chances are, I've been here longer than you, but that ultimately doesn't matter, since you don't know who I am.

      Now, for 10 months or so, I've only posted lyrics for songs in my journal. Why? I don't know, because they held some deeper meaning to me for a fleeting moment, then stagnated, offering nothing about me.

      So, I've decided to come out swinging. Recently, I've been participating in religious debates (oh joy), more or less for the sake of argument. Chances are, you only clicked me because of my blatantly anti-religious avatar/image thing. Either that or you're into Bad Religion too.

      Anyways, gone are the days of lyrics, now I shall become yet another embittered soul on RT!

    • So simple...so literal...

      12 years ago

      ESlayer

      Trapt - Disconnected

      You never listen to me,
      You cannot look me in the eyes.
      I have struggled to see
      Why its so easy to push me aside....

      I no longer believe,
      that you were ever on my side.
      How could you know what I need,
      When I'm the last thing on your mind...

      Too out of touch, out of touch to touch you
      Too out of touch, out of touch to touch you
      Too out of touch, out of touch to touch you
      Too out of touch, out of touch to touch you

      So disconnected, going through the motions again
      So disconnected, everything goes over your head
      So disconnected, you got me hangin by a thread
      So disconnected, when will the cycle end...

      You dont really know me,
      I dont think you ever even tried
      We're on the same routine
      Where you say you never have the time

      What do you want me to be?
      Don't you want me in your life?
      I feel so incomplete
      you left me to fall behind

      Too out of touch, out of touch to touch you
      Too out of touch, out of touch to touch you
      Too out of touch, out of touch to touch you
      Too out of touch, out of touch to touch you

      So disconnected, going through the motions again
      So disconnected, everything goes over your head
      So disconnected, you got me hangin by a thread
      So disconnected, when will the cycle end...

      Its too hard to just move on
      Its easier said then done
      Its too hard to just move on
      Its easier said then done

      Too out of touch, out of touch to touch you
      Too out of touch, out of touch to touch you
      Too out of touch, out of touch to touch you
      Too out of touch, out of touch to touch you

      So disconnected, going through the motions again
      So disconnected, everything goes over your head
      So disconnected, you got me hangin by a thread
      So disconnected, when will the cycle end...
      So disconnected, going through the motions again
      So disconnected, when will the cycle end...
      So disconnected, when will the cycle end...

    • Huzzahs abound!

      13 years ago

      ESlayer

      H2O - Liberate

      No more lies with violent ends,
      No more fakes disguised as friends,
      No one has the time to waste on them!

      I want you to know, something that I feel
      It's deep inside of me and part of you as well
      Understanding, it slips so far away and sometimes I can't deal
      Don't have the time for someone else's scandal
      My own life is hard enough to handle

      No more lies with violent ends,
      No more fakes disguised as friends,
      No one has the time to waste on them!

      And I still believe, most people are the same
      We're so conflicted and we need someone to blame
      Is it just pride or do we have to hide
      All our problems, no we will never tell
      Don't have the time for someone else's scandal
      My own life is hard enough to handle

      No more lies with violent ends,
      No more fakes disguised as friends,
      No one has the time to waste on them!

      And we will liberate ourselves from them - liberate
      Liberate!

      No more lies with violent ends, (Liberate!)
      No more fakes disguised as friends, (I still believe!)
      No one has the time to waste on them!
      No more lies with violent ends, (Liberate!)
      No more fakes disguised as friends, (I still believe!)
      No one has the time to waste on them! (I still believe!)

    • Heh...

      13 years ago

      ESlayer

      Pennywise - Fuck Authority

      Someday you gotta find another way,
      You better right your mind and live by what you say.
      Today is just another day,
      Unless you set your sights and try to find a way.

      I say fuck authority,
      Silent Majority, raised by the system,
      Now it's time to rise against them.
      We're sick of your treason, sick of your lies,
      Fuck no we won't listen, we're gonna open your eyes!

      Frustration, domination,
      Feel the rage of a new generation!
      We're living, we're dying,
      We're never, never, never gonna stop!
      Stop trying! (x4)

      You know the time is right to take control,
      We gotta take offense against the status quo.
      No way, not gonna stand for it today,
      Fight your rights it's time we had our say.

      I say fuck authority,
      Silent Majority, raised by the system,
      Now it's time to rise against them.
      We're sick of your treason, sick of your lies,
      Fuck no we won't listen, we're gonna open your eyes!

      Frustration, domination,
      Feel the rage of a new generation!
      We're living, we're dying,
      We're sick and tired of relentless trying!
      Destroy, enjoy,
      Your fuckin' world is our new toy!
      Dominate, eliminate,
      Your gonna feel the wrath - wrath of hate!

      Fuck authority,
      Silent Majority, raised by the system,
      Now it's time to rise against them.
      We're sick of your treason, sick of your lies,
      Fuck no we won't listen, we're gonna open your eyes!

      Frustration, domination,
      Feel the rage of a new generation!
      We're living, we're dying,
      We're never, never, never gonna stop!
      Stop trying! (x4)

    • Wow...love it...

      13 years ago

      ESlayer

      HelloGoodBye - Here (In Your Arms)

      i like where we are
      when we drive in your car
      i like where we are...here
      'cause our lips can touch
      and our cheeks can brush
      well, our lips can touch...here

      you are the one
      the one that lies close to me
      whispers "hello, i miss you quite terribly"
      i fell in love, in love with you suddenly
      there's no place i could be but here in your arms

      'cause i like where we sleep
      when you sleep next to me
      i like where we sleep...here

      you are the one
      the one that lies close to me
      whispers "hello, i miss you quite terribly"
      i fell in love, in love with you suddenly
      there's no place i could be but here in your arms

      our lips can touch...here


      you are the one
      the one that lies close to me
      whispers "hello, i miss you quite terribly"
      i fell in love, in love with you suddenly
      there's no place i could be but here in your arms

      you are the one
      the one that lies close to me
      whispers "hello, i miss you quite terribly"
      i fell in love, in love with you suddenly
      there's no place i could be but here in your arms
      here, here in your arms
      oh, in your arms

    • Yay Breaking Benjamin!

      13 years ago

      ESlayer

      Breaking Benjamin - The Diary Of Jane

      If I had to
      I would put myself right beside you
      So let me ask
      Would you like that?
      Would you like that?

      And I don't mind
      If you say this love is the last time
      So now I'll ask
      Do you like that?
      Do you like that?

      No

      Something's getting in the way
      Something's just about to break
      I will try to find my place in the diary of Jane
      So tell me how it should be

      Try to find out what makes you tick
      As I lie down
      Sore and sick
      Do you like that?
      Do you like that?

      There's a fine line between love and hate
      And I don't mind
      Just let me say that I like that
      I like that

      Something's getting in the way
      Something's just about to break
      I will try to find my place in the diary of Jane
      As I burn another page
      As I look the other way
      I still try to find my place in the diary of Jane
      So tell me how it should be

      Desperate, I will crawl
      Waiting for so long
      No love, there is no love
      Die for anyone
      What have I become

      Something's getting in the way
      Something's just about to break
      I will try to find my place in the diary of Jane
      As I burn another page
      As I look the other way
      I still try to find my place
      In the diary of Jane

  • About Me

  • Comments (142)

    • mofo FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold an older meme

      12 years ago

      Oooh, read oryx and crake. THE GAME IDEAS ARE AWESOME.

    • lenny

      12 years ago

      u could have gone, u could have said something i would have bought u a ticket, but hey ur loss, it was an AWESOME show

    • mofo FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold an older meme

      12 years ago

      I'm tired today.

    • x_louise_x

      12 years ago

      i dont like your pic, what hav you got against Christianity? do you relise that it will change your life forever? and be apart of God's family in heaven for eternity! what could be better?

    • O_mally2

      12 years ago

      True.
      try this!

      your instincts has


      its



      advantages



      all



      the



      time...



      This is freaky as anything...DO NOT



      CHEAT



      (You'll



      will kick yourself later) I was a little



      skeptical trying this, but if you follow the



      instructions to the "t" you'll be

      surprised!!!!



      All of my answers were accurate. We'll see



      tomorrow if the wish comes true. I'll let



      you



      know. Take 3 minutes and try this...it will



      freak



      you out! The person who sent it to me



      said



      her



      wish came true 10 minutes after they read



      the



      mail. BUT NO CHEATING! This game



      has



      a



      funny/spooky outcome.



      Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It



      takes



      about three minutes...it's worth a try



      First..get a pen and paper. When you



      actually



      choose names, make sure it's people you



      actually



      know and go with your first instinct.



      Scroll down one line at a time...and don't



      read



      ahead or you'll ruin it!



      1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in



      a



      column.



      2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write



      down any



      two numbers you want.



      3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the



      names



      of



      members of the opposite sex.



      NO LOOKING AHEAD...OR IT



      WON"T



      TURN OUT RIGHT!



      4. Write anyone's name (like friends or



      family....) in the 4th, 5th,



      and 6th spots.



      5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10,



      and



      11.



      GO WITH YOUR INSTINCT PEOPLE!!!!



      6. Finally, make a wish.



      And now the key for the game.....



      1. You must tell (the number in space 2)



      people



      about this game.



      2. The person in space 3 is the one that



      you



      love.



      3. The person in 7 is one you like but



      can't



      work



      out.



      4. You care most about the person you



      put in



      4.



      5. The person you name in number 5 is



      the



      one



      who



      knows you very well.



      6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky



      star.



      7. The song in 8 is the song that matches



      with



      the person in number 3.



      8. The title in 9 is the song for the person



      in



      7.



      9. The tenth space is the song that tells



      you



      most about YOUR mind.



      10. and 11 is the song telling you how



      you



      feel



      about life



      this is so accurate



      NOW...post this bulletin (dont reply) within



      the



      hour... IF you do..



      your wish will come true...



      If you don't it will become the opposite

    • UGotGlocked

      12 years ago

      All religion is retarded and pretty much needs to be destroyed.

    • mofo FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold an older meme

      12 years ago

      Huh. Apparently, the sour sugar that coats sour candy is partially addictive.

    • blueboy191

      12 years ago

      303744243_e7414777bf_o.gif

    • katienemi

      12 years ago

      chek out my journal

    • Sobe

      12 years ago

      Me, too. I've been busting my ass down at my Military unit (Reserve) to get the vehicles and the workshop working and functional again. Apparently this unit never has any mechanics, so they treat the vehicles like crap, and used the workshop and its office as a place to sneak off to and have sex/do pot/random other shit.

    • Sobe

      12 years ago

      One of my ways of saying "Yo."


      What up? smiley0.gif

    • Sobe

      12 years ago

      *poke*


      smiley0.gifsmiley11.gif

    • katienemi

      12 years ago

      heey, luv, how you been?
      xx

    • mofo FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold an older meme

      12 years ago

      omfg. i found an old notepad file called "ode to penis" that failed to open.

      i wanna know what's inside...

    • mofo FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold an older meme

      12 years ago

      I fail at installing hard drive. T.T

    • AlazyPyromaniac

      12 years ago

      i dont think it was uncalled for, and here is why. religious fanatics annoy the hell out of me, when people do that to me, my only option is to annoy the hell out of them back. its only fair. its karma or something.

    • AlazyPyromaniac

      12 years ago

      i honestly think all catholics are gay. they get down on their knees to show god how much they love him. (did ya catch the play on words)

    • CAMAU1311

      12 years ago

      I know is just a number you should check out my old journals and read the one that the title is I hate this day or something like that

    • katienemi

      12 years ago

      no its covered in my saliva

    • katienemi

      12 years ago

      takes out a riculisly large harpoon from ym purse which is rediculesly random and shoots the CAndy, and gets it back, and east it, and runs off

    • katienemi

      12 years ago

      i had candy?

    • katienemi

      12 years ago

      UNGGGHHH!!!! falls to the floor, on hands and nees

    • katienemi

      12 years ago

      WHIP!

    • hydra22uk

      12 years ago

      Thanks for the mods!

    • hydra22uk

      12 years ago

      Hiya,

      A big THANK YOU for the comment and support. To be honest, I agree with your thoughts, well thought out and well expressed!

      To clarify though, I make the distinction between the Atheist and "Antitheist" for one reason, I want to try and create a differentiation between those that oppose religion and those that have none. I agree that theists react the same way, but it is not fair for another to be persecuted for my beliefs because they are included in the same bracket, so I am trying to draw a line. It is similar to the "all muslims are terrorists" arguement, if the term extremists was used more then i think the islamaphobia that is infecting western culture would be noticably reduced.

      It may not work, but it is worth a try!

      Thanks again mate.

    • mofo FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold an older meme

      13 years ago

      oh my bit on love should be the first thing i write. although, i won't completely finish it until i do a little searching into religious writings about it. i kinda want to know how much of my def'n of love is dependant on the Gita.

    • mofo FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold an older meme

      13 years ago

      maybe. if it was deliberate, it was prolly caused by my IB marks.

    • mofo FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold an older meme

      13 years ago

      hehe...greece...
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    • spitfire209

      13 years ago

      Angels And Airwaves out Today

      "Join the Adventure"

    • mofo FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold an older meme

      13 years ago

      I haven't posted an image here in a while...
      zergrush.jpg

    • sharku

      13 years ago

      could you vote for me here twice please.

      Thanks smiley0.gif

    • FantomDude

      13 years ago

      Please vote twice for me here. Its the last round.

      Thanks!!!!

    • FantomDude

      13 years ago

      Hey would you mind voting twice for me here? Its round two of voting. I can use all the votes possible.

      Thanks smiley11.gifsmiley11.gifsmiley11.gif

    • chewbroccoli

      13 years ago

      your head is large, but darrens is bigger.

    • cutechickie FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      13 years ago

      hey hunny i'm back :D!

    • FantomDude

      13 years ago

      Please vote for me here. Its the final round!
      Thanks

    • mofo FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold an older meme

      13 years ago

      You have more computers than i do. And a server.

      That's not fair.

    • mofo FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold an older meme

      13 years ago

      I haven't commented here in a while.

    • GeneraI_Beef

      13 years ago

      Easter.jpg

    • mofo FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold an older meme

      13 years ago

      I haven't commented here in a while.

    • xXxpl02iVe

      13 years ago

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    • lenny

      13 years ago

      ur not an the stats page anymore

    • mofo FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold an older meme

      13 years ago

      Alas. A gigantic foam phallis.

      mortypenis.jpg

    • IAMCHURCH

      13 years ago

      Nice profile.

    • APSYCHO

      13 years ago

      you are the only nonsponsor in the top 100 most online

    • lenny

      13 years ago

      owned,
      but u can still say it

    • Specky

      13 years ago

      Fric!!!

    • Specky

      13 years ago

      Erriiiiic..... I need muuuuusiiiiiiccc.....

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