ElAzulArania

Male
from El Paso, TX

  • Activity

    • Free MODS

      13 years ago

      ElAzulArania

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      Speak your mind here and recieve a modexclamation.png

      [or post anything]

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      *NOTE

      [if I dont + you right away,its becuase I have no mods,so if this happens mod me]

    • Make 'em all ugly

      13 years ago

      ElAzulArania

      A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies. They then get to meet their maker, and because of the grief they have experienced; He decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter Paradise.

      They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.

      The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too."

      Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted. This goes on for a while but when God is halfway down the line, the last guy in line starts laughing. When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing. Finally, God reaches this guy and asks him what his wish will be.

      The guy calms down and says: "Make 'em all ugly again."

    • 18 plus only

      13 years ago

      ElAzulArania

      Girls & Guys Views On Blow Jobs

      A Girl's View On Blow Jobs

      1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it.

      2. Extension to rule ..1 - So if you get one, be grateful.

      3. I do not care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not standard practice to cum on someone's face.

      4. Extension to rule ..3 - No, I DO NOT have to swallow.

      5. My ears are NOT handles.

      6. Extension to rule ..5 - do not push on the top of my head. Last I heard, deep throat had been done. And additionally, do you really WANT puke on your dick?

      7. I do not care HOW relaxed you get, it is NEVER OK to fart.

      8. Having my period does not mean that it's "hummer week" - get it through your head - I am bloated and I feel like shit so no, I do not feel particularly obligated to blow you just because YOU can't have sex right now.

      9. Extension to ..8 - "Blue Balls" might have worked on high school girls - if you are that desperate, go jerk off and leave me alone with my Midol.

      10. If I have to pause to remove a pubic hair from my teeth, don't tell me I have just "wrecked it" for you.

      11. Leaving me in bed while you go play video games immediately afterwards is highly inadvisable if you would like my behavior to be repeated in the future.

      12. If you like how we do it, it is probably best not to speculate about the origins of our talent. Just enjoy the moment and be happy that we're good at it. See also rule ..2 about gratitude.

      13. No, it does not particularly taste good. And I do not care about the protein content.

      14. No, I will NOT do it while you watch TV.

      15. When you hear your friends complain about how they do not get blowjobs often enough, keep your mouth shut. It is inappropriate to either sympathize or brag.

      16. Just because "it's awake" when you get up does not mean I have to "kiss it good morning."

      Guy's View On Blow Jobs

      1. First of all, yes you are obligated to do it. If you do not, we will find someone (younger, prettier and dirtier) who will.

      2. Second, swallowing a teaspoon full of cream is a hell of a lot easier than licking a dead fish.

      3. You want to talk about farting? Does the word "queef" mean anything to you?

      4. I will use your ears as I see fit. do not worry about it and be thankful I am not pulling your hair.

      5. When you're on your period, stuffing something in your mouth is the only way to stop you from bitching and moaning. Suck it up!

      6. Speaking of which, if you are bleeding for five straight days, you need all the fluids you can get. Trust me.

      7. You bitch about the taste, but trust me when I tell you that we get the short end of the stick in flavor country.

      8. At least there is no danger of a dick bleeding in your mouth.

      9. Play with the balls.

      10. No matter how good you think you are at it, we have had better.

      11. Caress the ass, too. We like that!

      12. Make hay when the sun shines. It's "wide awake" in the morning now, but when you get old & fat and looking for some action, I gah-ron-tee it'll be "sound asleep."

      13. If you swallow, then you do not have to worry about getting any on your face, now will you?

    • Pwned

      13 years ago

      ElAzulArania

      So, one day... a girl was sick and her boyfriend had come over to fix her up and make her feel better... so he brought some soup, brownies, and a tape with some re-runs of the OC and Laguna Beach. He makes the soup and sets everything on a table next to her and pops in the tape.

      She eats the soup and watches the video. Her boyfriend says that he's gotta go to meet a friend, so he leaves and she breaks out the brownies. She finishes them right as video tape was over... right after Laguna Beach ends, it cuts to a scene with her boyfriend getting a blowjob from her best friend and she spits his cum into the bowl of brownie mix.

      He looks at the camera and says, "You just got pwned! "

    • Girl Getting Driver's Liscense

      13 years ago

      ElAzulArania


      There was a young girl who lived up in the hills of Tennessee. She was about to turn sixteen, and couldn't wait to get her driver's liscense.

      She had been subjected to much ribbing from her older brother, telling her that she was too dumb to get her liscense.

      When the big day came around, she passed the test with flying colors.

      She rushed home and asked her father if she could use the car that night so she and her friend could go in to town where all the cool kids were at.

      The father said, "Sure honey, but you'll have to give me a blow-job first."

      Wanting to go to town real bad, she agreed.

      As she went down on her father, she suddenly jumped up an said "Dad your dick tastes like shit"

      Oh yea, her father replied, "I forgot, your brother's got the car tonight."

    • Bored?

      13 years ago

      ElAzulArania

      What color is your hair?

      blond=dumb
      brown=fricken gorgeous
      black= fine ass
      red=gothic

      What color shirt are you wearing?

      Red=slutty
      Green=tree-hugging
      Blue=hot
      White=confused
      Pink=Naughty
      Yellow=hyper
      Purple=a little TOO happy
      Black=gangsta
      Orange=multicolored
      Gray=horny
      Aqua= preppy
      Brown=yucky smelling
      Multicolored= sweaty
      Other=candy-flavored
      Nothing= Sexy

      What kind of pants are you wearing?
      Shorts=gangsta
      Skirt=hot piece of ass
      Skort=homo
      Jeans=prep
      Ripped Jeans= bologna sandwich
      Capris=half-queer
      Cordoroy=weightlifter
      Cargo=clown
      Sweats=cutie
      Thong=Whore
      Boxers=manwhore
      Boyshorts=caterpillar
      OTHER [pajamas, etc.]= sex kitten

      Now comment this saying "Im a _ _ _

    • Im obsessed!

      13 years ago

      ElAzulArania

      How much do you love Halo?I love Halo so much I've made the beginings of a shrine.If you love Halo as much as I do then post your pictures of your shrine,items, art, misc., ect. here on my journal.This is no contest in any way, but I'd love to see someone more psyched about Halo than me. So go crazy and make one or whatever you choose. Maybe some of you will get some MOD points,who knows!

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      Center view

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      Left angle

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      Another left angle

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      The Arbiter and mag. covers

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      Mag. cover and mini posters

    • Pick a Power!

      in Forums > Pick a Power! | Follow this topic

      ElAzulArania

      Well heres a topic I thought of to see what people really want. I would list a bunch of powers but there are sooo many out there the human brain can think of im just gonna say think of one and post it here smiley11.gif

      Personally mine would to read minds or be "phychic" so I wouldnt waste my time with the wrong girls and I could give other girls a chance and to make money off people betting if I could guess what they were thinking muahahahaha.......

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      Post edited 1/07/06 10:42AM

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    • OMG STFU

      13 years ago

      ElAzulArania

      So yeah I was bored and decided to post a new journal with some info of me that I see on the inside. Also to see if anyone would do the same just for kicks. So at least comment it and you'll make my day. smiley0.gif
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      smiley9.gifP.S. those who post theirs will get modded more. smiley8.gifsmiley11.gifsmiley9.gif

  • About Me

  • Comments (444)

    • Nsanity

      13 years ago

      dont be its just a website...

    • jonshon

      13 years ago

      uhh bacon

    • Nsanity

      13 years ago

      i stopped because youre getting banned lol

    • Nsanity

      13 years ago

      Why? the contest is still going, moron.

    • Nsanity

      13 years ago

      gah i fucking hate you, im using my other 400 to flamebaut you, and im serious

    • Cabo0sey

      13 years ago

      im glad its done i dont have to post a smiley11.gif anymore

    • Cabo0sey

      13 years ago

      scary movie 4

    • Nsanity

      13 years ago

      lol hes fukcing right! yo son of a bitch

      eh ill just get hobbie to take away those mods...

    • Nsanity

      13 years ago

      wow youre getting good with animation.

    • Nsanity

      13 years ago

      I CA'T BELEVE YOU WON YOU SON OF A BITCH.

    • UberNeonTony

      13 years ago

      hey check out my new journal entry please. it's sick. and also tell me what you think of my new pic in the about me part of my profile. it's kick ass. comment please on the journal entry =)

      thanx
      -UberNeonTony-

    • Bodzilla_1

      13 years ago

      you like those little flash things hey

    • xSTrIngAx

      13 years ago

      It's ok..^_^

    • Buerroero

      13 years ago

      mhahaha sikshit!

    • 343winks

      13 years ago

      LOL, NOW THAT IS FUNNY.

    • Rawrmonster

      13 years ago

      hahahahahahahahahahaha
      thats so funny

    • SubWoofaCS

      13 years ago

      oh, that's okay then

    • Bodzilla_1

      13 years ago

      hahaha thats mad, did ya check out that thing in my journal man

    • kahnefan001

      13 years ago

      that was GREAT

    • Pelican449

      13 years ago

      BAHAHA nice dude nice +1

    • Box

      13 years ago

      Nice! smiley0.gif

    • xSTrIngAx

      13 years ago

      Hey, you have to check out this

    • Box

      13 years ago

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    • rodarky

      13 years ago

      that was the creepyest easter pic ever

    • Gramien

      13 years ago

      You have such awesome GIFs, where do you find them?

    • blahman10

      13 years ago

      thats just not cool

    • sharku

      13 years ago

      Hello
      I am in a voting contest
      except its not really a popularity contest
      you vote for tomatos
      so please go here and vote for mine..#1 or sharku
      this is mine...tomatoe2.jpgsmiley0.gif

      Thanks
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    • Sensimilia

      13 years ago

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      HAPPY EASTER BITCH
      i know u want somma this hur shizit

    • Varsh1138 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold 3D Games artist guy

      13 years ago

      ahaha, very interesting way to show how the easter eggs are made. Interesting in a bit of a disturbing way o_0 but still interesting heh

    • Sensimilia

      13 years ago

      lmao i think u have a beastiality fetish man O.o particularly with rabits smiley6.gif

    • drace77

      13 years ago

      ...no i didnt whonder lol and i cudeve went without knowing...

    • jarmuzin86

      13 years ago

      i could have done without that one

    • YoDaSMiNioN

      13 years ago

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    • rue225

      13 years ago

      I dont think I trust Mr. Bunny, He dident give me the right password. . . And he was a little busy with the chicken. . . Horney bunny

    • CaptViolence

      13 years ago

      Thanks. Happy Easter to you, too.

    • Nsanity

      13 years ago

      pwns mine

    • Nsanity

      13 years ago

      my log pwns yours

    • bluesheep

      13 years ago

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      mr. bunny likes you too smiley0.gif

    • eggbert666

      13 years ago

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      mr.bunny likes chicken

    • Nsanity

      13 years ago

      ur abnner pwns

    • Fenhagen

      13 years ago

      thanx he luvs u 2

    • killer2009

      13 years ago

      haha nice

    • hydra30

      13 years ago

      have you seen this EasterBunnyfromHell35.jpg

    • Box

      13 years ago

      lol! smiley0.gif

    • hydra30

      13 years ago

      well i like the bunny to jk

    • Nsanity

      13 years ago

      yo can you send me your xbox live subscription card....? my account just expired...

    • SpiFFy4JiFFy

      13 years ago

      Lol, awesome...Mr. Bunnies was hungry and he ate my sandwich crazy.png <have to love the crazy!

    • I_am_God

      13 years ago

      lol thanx for the animation, i love it lol

    • Kometda

      13 years ago

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      $%^&ing hilarious!

    • Pantophobia

      13 years ago

      What was that for?

      I'm not mad, just asking.

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