Elfboy17

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from Australia! ozzie ozzie ozzie! oi oi oi!

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    • The Germany Experience....

      10 years ago

      Elfboy17

      G'day again all. You'll never guess this, but the Army has fucked up royally. (no!, really?) Our flight was cancelled to Australia from Nürnburg due to getting diplomatic clearance or sumthin, and that was tuesday. Since then we've been partying in Nürnburg out of the 4 star hotel at the airport. Untill Monday when we start our road trip around Deutschland bouncing from hotel to hotel because the hotels we're in now are booked for some festival. Our current date for leaving here is the 17th. Here's hoping.

      In the meanwhile, I have done and learnt several things. Funny enough, my Italian has improved more than my German thanks to the old Italian guy at the bar in reception. I've had my tattoo on my arm finished with full colour shading and everything. It looks awesome.

      And I've learnt that German people are nowhere near as friendly as Aussies. I've been to a couple of clubs over here, and it seems the same everywhere. Girls just dont want to give u the time of day. In Australia I can walk up to someone and start a conversation and they'll be polite and at least entertain me for a lil bit. Here people get violent if i ask them if theyre alright or even say 'hello'. Lesson: The girls are hot, and bountiful, but rude, so it's a great place if your a social outcast who enjoys looking but never wants to talk to people. lol.

      Meh, this is plenty long enough. I might add more another time. Catchas.

    • Been a while... again...

      11 years ago

      Elfboy17

      G'day to anyone who still reads this.

      Im in Germany at the moment for work for a month. Its pretty cool, except we're stuck on barracks. lol. I've been flown all the way around the world to do training that i could have done in Australia. Gotta love the Army sometimes. But at least I get extra cash for it, ands its better than being in Townesville.

      Alot colder too... Oh! And I've been given a Humvee (HMMV for the purists) to drive while im here. Its interesting driving on the wrong side of the road and having the steering wheel on the left.

      Theyve also got a decent internet cafe provided by the Americans, which is where I am atm, so i can get online and do pretty much anything i need to, including MSN.

      Anyway, if anyone wants to say 'hi', I'll probably be on here a bit if I can. I'm here for about another month after all. Catchas.

    • Holidays! Again.

      11 years ago

      Elfboy17

      Yep, I'm back. I've got 5 weeks of holidays total, and i already spent a week of it driving down here in my new ute. And it's absolutely filthy. hehe. Whats the point in having a 4WD if you dont take the road less travelled? :p Oh, and it looks really hot. Well, i'll get on later and give yas a proper rant, if any one even remembers I exist. lol. catchas

    • My Maggot.

      11 years ago

      Elfboy17

      Hey all. I mentioned in my last journal my new car, right? Well, its a 2007 model, dual cab Mazda BT-50, 4x4 diesel, manual, 3.0L turbo, 4 cylinder, top of the range ute with alloy tray fitted, bullbar and towbar. Its insured worth is $AU 52,100, but im getting it for $AU 43,250. Oh, and it will be in black! Like my little soul... hehehe. Eventualy i'll customise it with slipknot symbols and stuff, and a number plate that says 'MAGGOT' or sumthin like that in leet speek if magggot isnt available. oh, and it has a 6 stack mp3 CD player too. :-) catchas!

    • Holidays!

      11 years ago

      Elfboy17

      G'day all. I'm back at my folks place now for a week on leave. tell ya what, alot has happened since then. courses in sydney, breaking up with my girlfriend, going to papua new guinea for a month, and i get my brand new car in a week! more to come in later journal entries, but for now, i have partying to do! w00t! catchas

    • Quick Update

      12 years ago

      Elfboy17

      Hey guys! Im in Sydney atm at an internet cafe, and i leave for Townesville in 2 weeks. Ive been training and partying hard, but unfortunately the move means leaving my beautiful girlfriend Natalie here in Sydney untill she joins the Army. Oh, and for those of you who have seen the new Army recruiting video, and for those of u who havent, im in it. This pic is my shoulder, and should help u find me in here (click on "60sec Army Values-Lifestyle TV Ad
      ")
      , the actual ad. there are alot of ppl in this that i train with and know too. Yeah, i gtg, coz this is sadly the last i'll see of Nat for a long time. Catchas when i get a computer! lol.

    • "Sing you another goodbye!" - Mudvayne.

      12 years ago

      Elfboy17

      Well, today is my last day here, and it will be sorely missed. I'll be dropping in from time to time when i can, but i cant guarantee any time fram. There is the chance that i may manage to find internet access sumwhere in my travels, but dont hold your breath. please. i prefer the natural colour of skin, and blue never really was my favourite colour. lol.

      Last night was awesome. I went to Switch as usual, but this time was fun. i made sure most of my mates were there, although a few that i reaaally wanted to see couldnt make it :-( My mate Daniel was driving, so for once i could have a few drinks, and the second DJ that was on was playing some awesome mainstream metal that i love. And the last song that played before i left was one of my favourites: Forget to Remember by Mudvayne. Its the song that plays at the end of Saw 2.

      I missed out on dancing to some of my favoured songs, but i certainly dont regret it. ;-) Although my folks were shocked to find 4 or 5 'vampire kisses' on either side of my neck, and it will be an interesting first day at work... and there's alot more to that story too.

      I also had another girl after me, but i wasnt going down that track again. For some reason she was buying my mate Kane lots of drinks, and putting money in his pocket when he wasnt looking. lol.

      Now im looking forward to getting a few days leave already and flying back down to Melbourne. hahaha! And getting some money to buy a laptop and get a wireless internet connection up north, so i can talk to you all again! :-) Untill then, see you all later, and keep me up-to-date on your lives.

    • I'm Leaving

      12 years ago

      Elfboy17

      Yes, another "I'm leaving Journal". In ten days, I will be gone with the Army. This means no computer and internet access for at least 6 months, and possibly longer untill my computer gets to wherever I go, or I get a new one and put my old hard drive in (it has all my music and... pictures... on it. Pictures of the girl I love and will miss more than anything else I'm leaving.) After the financial year, and once I'm settled, this is one of my top priorities. So keep me on your watchlists (or should that be singular?) for at least a year. Please. As Arnie once (what am I kidding? He always says it!): "I'll be back!" Love ya hun ;-)

    • For Love and Chivalry Pt. 8 -Final

      12 years ago

      Elfboy17

      There I linger, waiting, seemingly
      Forever, for that wholesome embrace I
      Once knew so well, your tenderness and
      Warmth like the caress of Spring's dawn,
      Strong and true, on our young upturned faces,
      For you...


      -Well, thats the whole thing. I hope whoever read it enjoyed it, because that came from my heart once, because I felt like that about someone who I could never have, and who I told how I felt too late. I couldnt write anything like that ever again, because to tell you the truth, I've never really gotten over her, and my heart just doesnt have the passion for another in it that it used to. Although one person does come close...

    • For Love and Chivalry Pt. 7

      12 years ago

      Elfboy17

      -Yep, the next one. There is one more after this.

      A jolt, like hitting living rock, through my
      Body as the sharp edge of my blade
      Bite flesh, bone, air. I fall, fall
      To the mire of mud and lifeblood, like your
      Welcome embrace at the end of a long trek, into
      Darkness eternal.
      For you...

  • About Me

  • Comments (292)

    • verd FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold All4FUN

      4 years ago

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    • ColinOscarPee

      10 years ago

      how ya been doin mate? its been ages!

    • goosmycaboos

      10 years ago

      hey!!!!!!!!

    • verd FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold All4FUN

      10 years ago

      Don't mention it, anyways the guy who makes the series sticks to a "I will make it when I feel like it" program so don't expect too man new comic for a while.

    • musick

      11 years ago

      Ha yer totally, still it aint all bad.

    • verd FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold All4FUN

      11 years ago

      the comic is gone with the blast wave.

    • Sarn

      11 years ago

      like your FACCEEE

    • Sarn

      11 years ago

      PFFFFFFTT Rage are fantastic. I love them. Fuck manson!

    • Sarn

      12 years ago

      Giinneee? hahah.

      You should make a trip to Ballarat for my birthday. Yeeahh. Hahah. Maybe I'll message you - cause you wont get this before then, huh?

    • Nathan The Dark

      12 years ago

      I understand your journal. But, I'm taking you off my list. Later.

    • Euphimia

      12 years ago

      I have High elves...alhough I am only just sort of getting into it. If you go back and look at one of my first journals i have some pics in there of my Dragon prince's.

    • fIshbOnEz

      12 years ago

      I think I'd buy the banana drink-bottle cover, its the holidays' must-have item!

    • Gangles

      12 years ago

      Thanks for the comments. I get told about highlighting a lot. I didn't highlight him because I wasn't good at it when he was painted. My Tau have a little bit on them (I'm still learning it) and I haven't redone my Marines because the Dark Angels are being rereleased in March, so there's no point. My Fire Warriors once killed a squad of Eldar Jetbikes. I was so proud. Who needs Kroot?

      Ko'vash Tau'va.

    • dude_stud

      12 years ago

      Go see Silence of the lambs or Clerks 2.

      Song where Buffalo Bill is putting on make up and stuff. Or where Jay is dancing and asking if you would fuck him.

    • dude_stud

      12 years ago

      Only if it's the lyrics to goodbye horses.

      smiley7.gif

    • 1stLtMax36

      12 years ago

      do you want to hear the crapiest army list ever.
      the guy made his own chapter and so Dreadnoughts were heavy

      9 landspeeders with assault cannons
      3 dreadnoughts as they are
      2 five man scout squads
      2 five or six( I forget) terminator squads with two assault cannons each
      1 terminator Chaplin
      1 four terminator command squad with two assault cannons

      now I migh have missed something but come on!
      can you think of anyway to add anymore cheese to this list?

    • ThingAlec

      12 years ago

      what were those 2 films.

    • Sharagran

      12 years ago

      To bad

    • Sharagran

      12 years ago

      Hey dude! Wanna join my RP?
      Check my journal

    • i_saw_that

      12 years ago

      thats gotta suck, also i wanted to join some time when im old enough, but where are they needing men?

    • goosmycaboos

      12 years ago

      work as always is very stupid, and college is fantastic! Miss ya!

    • Vash001

      12 years ago

      she lives about 15 hours from my location

    • ColinOscarPee

      12 years ago

      may be a halo on my head?

    • Vash001

      12 years ago

      my gal lives in New Mexico......& i live in California...im moving out as soon as i have enough cash for collage

    • ColinOscarPee

      12 years ago

      I'd probably offend to many people.

    • ColinOscarPee

      12 years ago

      well said.

    • i_saw_that

      12 years ago

      bugger, townsville is a shit hole lol
      im all the way up here on the sunny coast

    • i_saw_that

      12 years ago

      so what part of ozzie are ya from?

    • laeria

      12 years ago

      You have some very good points on the advantages of drinking water.

      However, in my view of things... you can either not drink water, suffer a bit and die... or drink water, suffer slightly less and then die anyway. XD

    • ColinOscarPee

      12 years ago

      i told my friend about what you said about Kapooka and he tells me that he has heard mainly good things about it apart from his sister.

    • ColinOscarPee

      12 years ago

      maybe next year my friend, maybe next year.

    • ColinOscarPee

      12 years ago

      hey what day are you leaving?

    • Fuck2You

      12 years ago

      I can't really tell you how well the C-7 goes up against the F88 Austeyr, due to the fact that I have used a F88 Austeyr. smiley6.gif

    • ColinOscarPee

      12 years ago

      okay well he has his test thingy today. so i'll probably see him later on tonight. hopefully he does good he was in cadets so hopefully he is not egotistical, he had quite a high position in the Cadets.

    • gruntsniper7

      12 years ago

      haha ok, leaving WITH the army. Mr. veteran of blowing shit up then rebuilding it. lol

    • gruntsniper7

      12 years ago

      haha oh yea cos your leaving for teh army right?

    • gruntsniper7

      12 years ago

      haha nah...my b-day isent for another .....23 days? i think

    • Jason9

      12 years ago

      ill look at it another time i think...

    • ColinOscarPee

      12 years ago

      Yeah Kapooka thats the place, have fun? whats that about?

    • musick

      12 years ago

      Na man, just being a sad ass and going to bed before midnight, damned early start tomorrow.

    • hardcorehate

      12 years ago

      Just don't get hurt.
      And no means no.
      :]

    • ColinOscarPee

      12 years ago

      a friend of mine will be doing his army test thingy this wednesday, then he gets shipped of to some place that starts with a K..... i can't remeber the name of it.

    • ColinOscarPee

      12 years ago

      Trivium are going to melbourne on the 31st. just to let you know.

    • CyrusCheever

      12 years ago

      i would have to agree with you on the chick. much more ink and she'd be overdone. but damn, she's hot.

    • laeria

      12 years ago

      Hey... thanks for the tips on the meeting with the clients! ^__^

      And I want to be sitting in front of a computer my whole life so I guess I'm on the right track! =D

    • laeria

      12 years ago

      lol. XD

      Well, I'm sure any teachers you had that possessed a good sense of humor liked you!

    • laeria

      12 years ago

      +1 Ditto.

      But I'd rather not re-take an algebra course just to do that... XD Maybe the next generation will?

    • Nathan The Dark

      12 years ago

      Tests, the works.

    • Nathan The Dark

      12 years ago

      Ouch, that does suck. Semester ended for me. I'm still under extreme stress.

    • Nathan The Dark

      12 years ago

      So, you're leaving?

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