Elite634

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from Hernando, FL

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    • blizzmaster

      13 years ago

      Smart Ass Answer #5:

      A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a
      man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat.... she said, Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub.

      Smart Ass Answer #4:

      A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but she couldnt find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, Do these turkeys get any bigger? The stock boy replied, No maam, theyre
      dead.

      Smart Ass Answer #3:

      The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. Ive been waiting for you all day, the cop said. The kid replied, Yeah, well I go here as fast as I could. When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.

      Smart Ass Answer #2:

      A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads,
      Low Bridge Ahead. Before he knows it, the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, Got stuck, huh? The truck driver says, No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas.

      #1 SMART ASS ANSWER OF THE YEAR 2004

      A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrows final exam. Now class, I
      wont tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a
      nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate
      family, but thats it, no other excuses whatsoever A smart ass guy in the backS
      of the room raised his hand and asked,What would you say if tomorrow I said I
      was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion? The entire class is
      reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles
      knowingly at the student, shakes her head and sweetly says Well, I guess youd have to write the exam with your other hand.

    • ulovekelly

      13 years ago

      not much
      u???..

    • ulovekelly

      13 years ago

      hey

    • keithOAR4eve

      13 years ago

      Merry Christmas

    • GeneraI_Beef

      13 years ago

      Any chance in a favour? vote for me here. It would be most appreciated

    • blu_rookie

      13 years ago

      Vote in my journal....

    • yellowhat

      13 years ago

      can you please vote for me in the final round and can you also vote for me here
      I would realy aprishate it
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    • yellowhat

      13 years ago

      can you please vote for me in my first popularity contest smiley1.gif I am shareing the spoiles smiley8.gif

    • Punk_Sarge

      13 years ago

      what the hell.....gay as shit posting my comment 3 times.........oh well

    • Punk_Sarge

      13 years ago

      heyyyy buddy whatz up............Damn You Vile Woman.....

    • Punk_Sarge

      13 years ago

      heyyyy buddy whatz up............Damn You Vile Woman.....

    • Punk_Sarge

      13 years ago

      heyyyy buddy whatz up............Damn You Vile Woman.....

    • keithOAR4eve

      13 years ago

      Thanks for being my friend

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      13 years ago

      This good?

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    • keithOAR4eve

      13 years ago

      you have a shiney ass im not scared im impressed

    • Jordano

      13 years ago

      my journal, 35 easy mods

    • eruthiadwen

      13 years ago

      YOU MUST LOVE COUNTRY!! I WILL MAKE YOU. HEHEHE.

      Love you Timmay.

    • NotListening

      13 years ago

      haha thanks ... i think lol jk episode 58 was the shit (what was it 58)

    • sheridan666

      13 years ago

      http://www.ebaumsworld.com/rainbowkidsshow.html mod this if u think its gd

    • Elite634

      13 years ago

      Kiss my shiny, metal ASS!

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