EliteBanana

Male
from the cardboard box in front of your house

  • Activity

    • OMFG HOLY F*CKING SHIT!!!!!!!!!

      13 years ago

      EliteBanana

      HALO FUCKING 3!!!!!!! I CANNOT WAIT!!!!!!!!! I AM FUCKING OBBSESSED WITH IT!!!!!!!!!!!
      I MADE SO MANY FAN FICTIONS!!!! AND NOW IT LOOKS BETTER THAN ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMFG!!!!!

    • Teacher

      13 years ago

      EliteBanana

      Mr Moschini is my least favorite teacher , history to be exact and made him in paint for fun
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    • Chinsta

      13 years ago

      EliteBanana

      One of my sources from my homestate NJ (even though deep down inside i was born in FL) sent me this it is very good for his first work and i actually found it to be good



      BTW Michael Jackson lives under your bed...

    • Out of Curiousity

      13 years ago

      EliteBanana

      YOU CAN ASK ME SIX QUESTIONS::
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      5.
      6.
      __________________________________________________
      No matter how random, revealing, rude, naughty or pointless
      __________________________________________________
      I promise to answer them 99.9% truthfully
      __________________________________________________
      MAKE THEM PHILISOFFICAL CHALLENGE ME!!!!!!!!

    • The asshole award

      13 years ago

      EliteBanana

      To all the stale chips who are easily offended

      There are WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY to many assholes on this site, no offense and i am not pointing my sharp and venomous finger at anyone but there are way too many of you. That is why i am going to make an award specially for assholes on this site. They will get this Un-Prestigious award and this is the place you will nominate all the assholes of the world rooster teeath website. There are qualifications to this award however...
      1-Nominie cant be under karma level 5
      2-You must give me GOOD examples
      3-You must write 1 paragraph of why they are ass's
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      Well nominate them here, And if you can make a banner of it i would be happy, an animation one that says "Home Of the asshole award" Any way my contest still ends april 1st and well once again this is the nomination homepage!



      MY CONTEST IS 400 MODS AND STILL GOING ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! In my previous journal 400 mod contest here


      That is all,
      By an evil pickle from the reaches of jupiter

    • A photoshop Contest

      13 years ago

      EliteBanana

      As you know this isnt a formal journal, I will only break it down 4 you
      RULES
      1:3 Entries only
      2:No copying
      3:Ends May1
      4:Only edit the fallowing 15 images only! you can use all of them and you can use any of mine in my pictures or any in yours posted before 4/17/06 and you cannot use other images! AT ALL!!! YOU MAY MIX THESE PHOTOS TOGETHER IN FACT I INTEND YOU TO!!!!!
      osama%20bin%20laden%20(bert%20is%20evil)
      saddam.court.jpg
      mencia.jpg
      mj2002.jpg
      viper%20cool.jpg
      jupiter.jpg
      6684703157179904.JPG?0.5872584624859513
      nuke.jpg
      cigarette.jpg
      bushhome.jpg
      burger.jpg
      Outer%20LImits%20Guns.jpg
      shiticecream.jpg
      nerd.gif
      usa_blank.jpg



      Prizes!
      1st-400
      2nd-100
      3rd-50
      The (not funny) coolest 150
      Participation-2

      GOOD LUCK and questions?

    • What Website, Biotch?

      13 years ago

      EliteBanana

      Dear Homies and hometts,

      I may be creating a website soon. It will be a big machinima website and non-machinima vids. The site will be call BBP staning for ****** **** **********, cannot trust many people with this, sorry you fucking losers. Yes I have been working on this alot now and here are some of my Stuff, I will start with the halo related.

      Teamwork Triple- Our main halo series it is an action one , we already made two 15 minute episodes and a trailure the are fickin awesome, my friend "Possesed Mind" and me a the creaters I am going to do most of the storyline including Major Combat Areas, Storyline, Relations(getting people to be in movie, know alot of people, and character motivation) How scenes overall should go, actor in movie, and other stuff. MY friend is working with the music, a little more advertisment than i am doing, financial, Modz(to spawn flood and stuff better fights, and camera man invincincible) and the camera man, oh btw i am handling technical stuff to. anyway the plotline is basically 3 spartan warriors stuck on an old abandoned halo (delta halo in 48 years from halo 2) re-unite and go in a small cruiser ship (midship) back to earth, but halfway get signals from a nearby planet, help signals, in the planet there is a spartan army we pick up the remaining spartans (3500 of them) back to earth, the series will continue on earth, Flood, Covenant and the UCAF or United Casualty Attack Force and the spartan army all are in a a huge 4 way war

      The Boondocks: Racism Evolved-So far it is a little ashort of plots and is just an idea. Overall it is just well boondocks but our own cutsom episodes and cheaply made voices, and a couple of lawsuits

      The Daily Matchmaking- A small series that is a comedy viewing all the hard things in life matchmaking

      HALO Jack@$$-anothe comedy with alot of laughter in it. In halo Team Delta has found a camera and goofed off from Johnson and throughout the rings goof off and grow in number as they broadcast it on Covey TV stations

      HNN: Halo News Network-Basically what is going on in the world of halo andinterview with random peeps frm matchmaking.

      THE NON-HALO'S!!!!!!

      Fight Club: From a notebook doodle all the way to a website. Everyone is in here and their mission fight 1 on one a sluaghter to top, think of it Osama VS Arbiter! Lucky Charms Fag VS Gorge Bush!Timmy VS. MR T.

      Moschini Classroom-Our teacher, Mr Moschini ANIMATED you wil "know" him soon

      School Daze-The adventures of me and my friends a family guy knockoff.

      THE END OF LISTS! Well The are others many including single episodes with overuse of animated stick figures.IIn other newws bush is retarded! Type in faliure on google you will see and also here is your list of what to do when bored
      http://www.ultimateshowdown.org/
      http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=16546
      http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=12589
      http://www.scientomogy.info/returnofchef.htm
      http://www.mcvideogame.com/

      PRANK THESE
      740-446-7666
      801-486-8985
      1-941-347-1175
      ADD MORE WHAT THE HELL!


      IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS MESSAGE ME You Dirty Skanky Ho's and n00bs


      This long/humor lacking post broughtt to you by,
      A Leprachaun Who spent his gold on crack

    • Guess who is back in action!

      13 years ago

      EliteBanana

      Dear dieary diery No mabye its diareah

      I have returned not from Iraq or Afganistan...or your mom...but from the toilet! Yes I as taking a big slimy shit for a couple of months. It weighed in at 28,549,567 tons. Fuck the past, and lets stick with the gay ass future! Okay i have returned funnier randomer and overall more of a racist basterd. Bring in the hate mail mother F*ckerz! Cant take the rascist Heat? Leave if you cant! I am also starting a prank call section were I will collect all the #'s you will prank call. Now for my mini online info category! Here I will put links to the best online boredom stuff

      1-http://www.burststudio.com/flash/kitten.phpKitten cannon! Well for all you kat lovers, you shoot a kitten and it flys bounces dies and sucks at it 9/10

      2-http://nikon.bungie.org/misc/warthog_launch/Warthog Launch! another halo game non comments just play it 7/10

      3-http://www.videogamedc.com/Fan_Flicks/Super_Mario_Rampage/super_mario_rampage.html A classic play it, get adddicted, It is a mario knockoff the goreiest yet! 10/10

      That is all today, but i have many many more!, Watch me for more

      By Neo-Nazi leader, Dick Cheiny or however the hell it is spelled.

    • Prank Calls

      13 years ago

      EliteBanana

      No intro, just prank call 19413471175

    • Caption contest!

      13 years ago

      EliteBanana

      To fellow fuzzy hobbits

      Before i explain about this +50 MOD CONTEST! I want to tell you about a damn hurricane, It is going to serve my fat jiggly ass so the contest will end november 1 because i may not be hear...

      contest info
      Well the contest will include one thing, my gallary. You must CREAT A NEW CAPTION For any picture in my gallery you choose, the winner will be the one who says the best caption for a pic. You have a limit of 3 new captions per pic and you may make a caption for each (still apply the 3 caption rule). When you post it must look something like this:

      Caption Contest
      1-cookies arent supposed to be used as guns
      2-cookie gun, own one by october 30
      3-Choco grenade!

      You must post it under the right picture comments

      From
      Your fuel rod cannon, Dominick

  • About Me

  • Comments (41)

    • Donut_15

      12 years ago

      Never mind i dont want one

    • Donut_15

      12 years ago

      can you make me a THING

    • KungFu_Cat

      13 years ago

      hey, do you mind voting for me in a mod contest
      HERE

      1 vote = 2 mods

    • Kenny117

      13 years ago

      I hearby reward you with this geniune fishy stcik. think of it as payment for the prfits armory....

      fishystickaward6bb.jpg


      Use it well, my apprentice.

    • Kenny117

      13 years ago

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    • MrRandom101

      13 years ago

      that button looks slightly familiar

    • EliteBanana

      13 years ago

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    • EliteBanana

      13 years ago

      yah i know

    • Starsearcher

      13 years ago

      I know you didn't neg mod me. It is captain dumbass. What an idiot.

    • FantomDude

      13 years ago

      Please vote for me here. Its the final round!
      Thanks

    • 4piesRsquare

      13 years ago

      Can you please vote 2 times for me here? Thanks ^_^

    • 4piesRsquare

      13 years ago

      New day! Can you please vote for me here 2 times? Thanks!

    • 4piesRsquare

      13 years ago

      could you please vote for me here 2 times? thanks

    • 4piesRsquare

      13 years ago

      also, can you please vote for me here? thanks. you can vote twice thanks ^_^

    • VIC_D

      13 years ago

      hey thanks so much for the image it is kickass i will put the mod points i promised in your images on your primary

    • Kenny117

      13 years ago

      Vote 4 me here: rvb.roosterteeth.com/members/journal/?uid=396054

    • FrostBit3

      13 years ago

      Seymour...he is my greyhound

    • EliteBanana

      13 years ago

      are you mental?

    • lordzorg

      13 years ago

      taco taco taco

    • smokingpeanu

      13 years ago

      why don't you ever get on any more?

    • monkey_bacon

      13 years ago

      want some easy mods? Spam my journal!!!!!!!! Easy Mods!!!

    • bwspike17

      13 years ago

      haha u found a 100 dollar loto ticket? haha wow thats cool. i found a wallet with 160 bucks in it a month ago. i was happy.

    • bwspike17

      13 years ago

      ya lucky u. i had to use my gfs xmas money for that fucking bill. god damn fuckers!!!

    • EliteBanana

      13 years ago

      no...not mentaly

    • laeria

      13 years ago

      are you okay? XD

    • laeria

      13 years ago

      I only occationally go journal mad. >.>

    • IAMCHURCH

      13 years ago

      want 40 mod+??? go read my latest journal.

    • EliteBanana

      13 years ago

      www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php

      Check dis out homies or I send my posse on you foo

    • EliteBanana

      13 years ago

      I thought of that........

    • laeria

      13 years ago

      *gets a stick and starts writing*

      ... :/

      ewww. >.< it's stinky. >.<


      Better? :/



      Note: Be careful what you say. Some people takes things too literally. XP

    • EliteBanana

      13 years ago

      No I mean you posted journals so frequently that it is probally equivilent to the amount of fast food i eat....(its a fat joke)

      Another one: the only reason I look skinny is that I am so fat I collapsed in on my self like a black hole or nuetron star

    • laeria

      13 years ago

      lol. XD

      You go hungry for a long time... then eat a bunch at once... then go hungry... ext? :o

    • EliteBanana

      13 years ago

      yah i know my stuff is pretty fucked up

    • laeria

      13 years ago

      lol. ^___^

    • EliteBanana

      13 years ago

      mabye but today I spent 4$ on an overpriced ice cream cone................I love cones

    • Bunnyee

      13 years ago

      you HAVE $8.01 but will you POOL it in? XD

    • lordzorg

      13 years ago

      i ask the answersthat have no questions

    • EliteBanana

      13 years ago

      What you are saying is mentally scaring me...................

    • Fizzalita

      13 years ago

      as long as you don't flame me....because flames will be used to boil sophomores in oil

      wee!

      <3 Fizzy and Gavyn

    • EliteBanana

      13 years ago

      Dont worry that is a compliment

    • Fizzalita

      13 years ago

      weee!!! This is a random message from teh Fizz! You make me laugh! I just wanted to say hi? If i'm annoying....tell me so! but until then! until we meet again!

      <3 Fizzy and Gavyn!

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