EternalLife

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from Mesa, AZ

  • Activity

    • I hate people on Red Vs. Blue.

      13 years ago

      EternalLife

      i hate everyone on red vs. blue. everyone keep being a prick so fuck you all. Unless your a good friend. Other than that I hate you all. If you neg mod this i'll neg mod you with ever point i get. HaHa stupid pussys

    • funny ass story.

      13 years ago

      EternalLife

      Ok so my teacher thought his wife was cheating on him. He couldn't find a way to spy on her. So he needed something that can talk. So he decides to get a moncking talking bird. so he bus one but it has no feat so it has to hang by its dick. So he tells the bird to spy on his wife when he leaves. So he goes to work and comes back. Then he asks the bird what did she do wal he was gone. the bird tells him she was on the bed the door bell rang and his neighbor came in. So the bird siad they were making out then trough off her night gown. then what happened. I don't know my dick got to hard and I feel down.

    • How do you get Halo2 mods for Xbox Live

      13 years ago

      EternalLife



      How do you get mods for Halo2
      Hey does anyone know how to get Halo2 mods on Xbox. It is for xblox Live. everyone is cheating and it piises me off so I'm givving them some of there own medicine. Well ask people if they know how to please. There pretty much cheats for Xbox Live that allow you to do cray stuff. Like teleport or turn invisible

    • Whats the most mods you have had????????

      13 years ago

      EternalLife

      I just wanna know the most amount of mod points people have had.

    • Kickass

      13 years ago

      EternalLife

      I'm getting a brand new B.C Rich Medal Warlock electric guitar. I'm so happy. Oh ya if you read about my profile and I told you my girlfriend broke up with 4 days before my birthday. What do I do if she keeps flurting with me. And she knows its over. She wants to date another guy for a while then go back out with me. Thats like me making out with that guy it's just wrong and fucking sick. well I need help some one. just tell me what to do.

    • Its my Birthaday

      13 years ago

      EternalLife

      Sweet its my birthday today. The 14th I just turned 15. This is sweet i'm getting a B.C. Rich electric guitar. I feel so fucking great. Well my girlfriend broke up with me on the 10th of january this year. That blows. But now I can wright about songs showing how much I'm pissed off. Well I feel fan fucking tastic. I wish you all a happy day.

    • My life has been going wonderful

      13 years ago

      EternalLife

      My life is going ok I guess. My birthday is on January 14th. My girlfriend broke up with me witch sucks but were just taking a break.
      well I feel fan fucking tastic. I'm not going to school tomarow the 11th. I'm starting to learn how to skate. I'm joing a band soon my life could probably get worse but I'd rather it stay how it is. well I still want to go back out but thats for her to decide not me. So ya my life is kinda perfect I guess.

    • The girl of my Life

      13 years ago

      EternalLife

      I just met the girl of my life her name is Jayde.
      We are in love with each other.
      We might get married if it all goes well.
      We hang out everyday after school.
      I'm kinda sorry for my friends we never hang out.
      I'm only at home when I sleep.
      9 hours home 15 hours with her.
      I'm kinda missing my family.
      But when we dont hang out I'm thinking of her.
      So I don't know what to do.
      Hang out with her or spend time with friends and family.
      I think I will do both.

    • Who wants to join the kickass party

      13 years ago

      EternalLife

      look at picks mod me, become friends, or send me a message.

    • 2019 years ago

      EternalLife
  • About Me

  • Comments (70)

    • stragic1

      11 years ago

      since its not mine you get chainmail
      Hi, I am Teddy. Once you read this you cannot get out. Finish reading this
      until it is done! As I said, I am Teddy. I am 7 years old. I have no eyes
      and blood all over my face. I am dead. If you don't send this to at least 12
      people I will come to your house at midnight and I'll hide under your bed.
      When you're asleep, I'll kill you.
      Don't believe me?

      Case 1:
      Patty Buckles
      Got this e-mail. She doesn't believe in chain letters. Well, Foolish Patty.
      She was sleeping when her TV started flickering on and off. Now she's not
      with us anymore. Ha ha patty, Ha ha! You don't want to be like Patty, do
      you?


      Case 2:
      George M. Simon
      Hates chain mail, but he didn't want to die that night. He sent it to 4
      people. Not good enough George. Now, George is in a coma, we don't know if
      he'll ever wake up. Ha ha George, Ha ha! Now, do you want to be like George?

      Case 3:
      Valarie Tyler
      She got this letter. Another chain letter she thought. Only had 7 people to
      send to. Well, That night when she was having a shower she saw bloody Mary
      in the mirror. It was the BIGGEST fright of her life. Valarie is scarred for
      life.

      Case 4:
      Derek Minse
      This is the final case I'll tell you about. Well, Derek was a smart person.
      He sent it to 12 people. Later that day, he found a $100.00 bill on the
      ground. He was premoted to head officer at his job and his girlfriend said
      yes to his purposal. Now, Katie and him are living happily ever after.The
      have 2 beautiful children.

      Send this to at least 12 people or you'll face the consequences.

      0 people- You will die tonight

      1-6 people- you will be injured

      7-11 people- you will get the biggest fright of your life

      12 and over- you are safe and will have good fortune!

      Do What Teddy Says!!!! Hurry, you must send to 12 people before midnight
      tonight

    • _DarkWolf16_

      12 years ago

      Arizona is pretty kool. But its gets kinda old when ya live here for so long

    • stumpy009

      13 years ago

      go here to get some almost free stuff

    • SpartanIIMC FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      13 years ago

      Please vote for in in this last round because I really don't want to get 6th place here.

    • GunnyBass

      13 years ago

      Hey, if anyone's looking for some easy mod points, check out the contest in my journal!

      rvb.roosterteeth.com/members/journal/entry.php?id=1073941

    • SpartanIIMC FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      13 years ago

      Please vote for me here.

    • rsqviper

      13 years ago

      Could you do me a favor and go vote for me here if you haven't already, please?

      Thanks! I appreciate it!

    • Housebreaker

      13 years ago

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    • musicman_Ryu

      13 years ago

      hey check this out

      www.ryutheband.com

      cheers

    • GoldAngelFis

      13 years ago

      *claps* Happy Valentine's Day! May the little goblin of love eat your face!

    • AtrophyBrain

      13 years ago

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    • invaderflug2

      13 years ago

      happy sexiness day!

    • Sarge300

      13 years ago

      Hey look at my journal

    • hugsnkisses2

      13 years ago

      hey thanks for the 13 mod points!!!!!!!!!!!! <3

    • Bucksh0t

      13 years ago

      Thanks!

    • Bucksh0t

      13 years ago

      Ok, its the Second/Last Round, so could u please vote for me here.
      I am really behind.
      Thanks a ton!
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    • Sarge300

      13 years ago

      Can you look at my journal please?

    • KillerPigeon

      13 years ago

      Body: PLEASE READ THIS WHOLE POST. IT'S SO DANG TRUE* 1. At least 2 people
      in this world love you so much they would die for you. 2. At least 15 people
      in this world love you in some way. 3. The only reason anyone would ever
      hate you is because they want to be just like you. 4. A smile from you can
      bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you. 5. Every night,
      SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep. 6. You mean the world to
      someone. 7. If not for you, someone may not be living. 8. You are special
      and unique. 9. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you. 10. When
      you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it. 11. When
      you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look: you most likely
      turned your back on the world. 12. When you think you have no chance of
      getting what you want, you probably won't get it, but if you believe in
      yourself, probably, sooner or later, you will get it. 13. Always remember
      the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks. 14. Always tell
      someone how you feel about them; you will feel much better when they know.
      15. If you have a great friend, take the time to let them know that they are
      great. Add this as a comment to ten of your friends tonight and at midnight
      your true love will find you. Something good will happen to you at 2:25
      tomorrow. Get ready for the biggest shock of your life. Whoever breaks this
      chain letter will be cursed with 10 relationship problems for the next ten
      years tag ur it!! this is so scary!!! send this to 15 ppl in the next 143
      min. and then press F6 and your crushes name will appear in big letters!! it
      is so scary because it works.... but if you break the chain.. you will be
      cursed w/ relationship problems. NO SEND BACKS

    • Bucksh0t

      13 years ago

      Please vote for me here.
      Your vote would be greatly apreciated.

    • Nathan219

      13 years ago

      have you tried googleing it?

    • Bucksh0t

      13 years ago

      DUDE THANKS FOR THE MODS!!! smiley0.gif

    • Cheshire_Cat FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Registration Team Lead

      13 years ago

      sorry, I don't accept random friend requests.

    • PickleNinja

      13 years ago

      I never understood the reason for wanting shitloads of freinds..if you thinik that makes you seem cooler or somthing it doesnt.

    • dewknight

      13 years ago

      Can you read? Or are you just stupid?

      No, I will not be your friend
    • Sarge300

      13 years ago

      what up?

    • the_bloke

      13 years ago

      mega

    • GoldAngelFis

      13 years ago

      *springs out of a box* Happy New Year!!!! May your day be bright and filled with colorful bunnies!

    • SloeBombFizz

      13 years ago

      Glückliches Neujahr!

    • Wheelz_TTV

      13 years ago

      To get Mods and such lol just see the entry plz :)

    • Wheelz_TTV

      13 years ago

      Vote Here For Me Plz :) smiley6.gifHERE THANKS

    • Vertrtex

      13 years ago

      THE COMIC IS IN MY JOURNAL HAPPY NEW YEAR :)

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    • GoldAngelFis

      13 years ago

      Merry Christmas! ^_^

    • warbanez

      13 years ago

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    • Vertrtex

      13 years ago

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    • Sigafoos

      13 years ago

      Out of curiosity, how the hell did you ever find me? It musta taken some serious degrees of separation.

    • PetersonZF

      13 years ago

      Sorry, but no thanks.

    • gangsta_06

      13 years ago

      Please check out my pictures, Thanks.

      --Gary

    • schnitte

      13 years ago

      no one likes a friend whore.

    • Risk2772

      13 years ago

      I'm having mod contest

    • EternalLife

      13 years ago

      hey whats up what are you up to.

    • aZn_SaVy

      13 years ago

      hey i got a contest going on right now. u wanna join? just check out my journal.

    • blackhawk417

      13 years ago

      u got some funny video clips.

    • thesimpster

      13 years ago

      Try actually reading my profile fucktard...

    • BobSalawalatski

      13 years ago

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    • doom_Elite

      13 years ago

      Yo and again yo!!

    • contractor

      13 years ago

      Just wanted to say hi... smiley1.gif

    • Intrepid00

      13 years ago

      Normally I would just deny random friend request, but I like see a picture of a hot chick when I logon to rvb.com, So i will just keep it in limbo.

    • Intrepid00

      13 years ago

      Normally I would just deny random friend request, but I like see a picture of a hot chick when I logon to rvb.com

    • ChainsawMan

      13 years ago

      u should look at my profile 40 mod contest

    • GrrnessOnYou

      13 years ago

      dude, your fucking sad,
      anyone who calls themselves goth, isn't goth,
      and if you hadn't noticed, Slipknot isn't Goth,
      so stop trying so hard, and find some real goth music

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