Evilmushroom

Female
from Canada

  • Activity

    • Pointless Updates

      10 years ago

      Evilmushroom

      Well... I've decided to update you on my life- just cause I have the deep suspition that I haven't truly aggravated anyone in a while, and that always leaves me feeling like I could be doing more... So, life is as follows.

      9:00am- Got up... Thought "This sucks" and laid down again.
      9:00- 10:00am- Read "Watchman"... decided to model my emotional state after Roschach's just to try something different. (I love the smell of other peoples fear of me in the morning smiley0.gif )
      10:30am- Showered, got ready for day of doing nothing.
      11:20am- checked missed message- looked over to see cat's bottom left fang hanging from her mouth. (ouch).... Phoned and rushed to Vet. (hey- some people have kids, we have cats)
      12:00am- Paid vet $100.00 to grab a rotted tooth and yank.... Bonus- part of paying them $100 was for the privilege of trying to force feed my cat antibodics for the next 3 days..... Prebooked visit to hopital to deal with bite and scratch marks that will be appearing on my arm.
      12:30- 1:00- Lunch
      1:00- 1:30- Wasting time listening to music while dancing around like the pure white lunatic I am.
      1:30- 4:00- Painted.... Got little done- but it's the thought that counts
      4:00- 5:00- Teaching Music Lesson.... Got student to laugh so hard she feel off bench and milk came out of her nose- Lesson considered a suscess.
      5:00- 5:30- Waste more time on computer.... look at paint area, feel guilty, and do something else.
      6:00- 7:00- Dinner (going out smiley1.gif )
      7:00- 11:00- Go for drive, watch a movie, snuggle with hubby
      11:00pm- Bed

      Yep.... That's my life .... Tomorrows schedule?..... Rinse, lather, and repeat todays....... (well- minus vet run)

    • Life, the Universe, and Everything

      10 years ago

      Evilmushroom

      Well- It's offical- I'm retired. (okay, not really). But the job I had and loved for 3 years is over- bosses retired the gallery, and now I'm taking a shot at making it on my own art.
      A project that sounds fun until you learn that I'm the very embodiment of the expression "Starving Artist". And that actually making enough money for my art to pay for itself would be a step up.
      BUT- give it a go I shall, and I'm also going to add a few project on. Starting in Jan. I'll be doing a comic series (posted online) and writing a screen play for a movie (whether anything ever comes from it is the question).
      So- my life to this point in a nutshell. Oh-well.... At least I know where my towel is.

    • Deep Thoughts about Deep Thoughts

      10 years ago

      Evilmushroom

      Deep Thoughts.... Everyone has them.... Sometimes they even make sense. But none altered our perspective on them more than that man (who's name I can't remember) on this show I never watched..... Truly one of the greats.

      So- here are a few of his thoughts, which- if ever put into practice- would revolutionize the world- and completely reform our planet.

      - I think in one of my previous lives I was a might king- and that's why I like people to do what I say.

      - To bad you can't buy a voodoo globe so that you could make the Earth spin real fast and freak everyone out.

      - I don't think I'm alone when I say I'd like to see more and more planets fall under the ruthless domination of our Solar System.

      - I guess we were all guilty, in a way. We all shot him, we all skinned him, and we all got the bumper sticker that said, "I helped skin Bob."

      - I'd rather be rich than stupid.

      - When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges.

      - I think man invented the car by instinct.

      Yes- with these thoughts- just think how rich and meaningful our lives could become.... So grab your globes, Go skin a guy named Bob- just make sure your in time for your job interview.

    • Paid Advertising

      10 years ago

      Evilmushroom

      Well..... For anyone one who happens to be on here AND deviantart- I'm running a contest..... So if you'd like to get in on the chance for a free year membership to Deviantart- just head on over to the site- and look up "Cyberbutterfly"...... Use the art title:

      "Butterfly Masquerade".... It will get you to my site- and to the contest details and rules :)

      Cheerio!

      (This has a been a paid advertisement made possible by the me and viewers like you smiley0.gif )

    • I DID IT!!!!!!

      10 years ago

      Evilmushroom

      LOL.....

      Okay- so it's only taken me THREE FREAKIN' MONTHS.... But I finally figured out how to add people as friends.....
      Damn I suck on this machine smiley0.gif

      Anyway- on this momentous day- I'd just like everyone to know that digital drinks are on me for the rest of the night.

      I'm starting off with a Paralyzer.... What'll you have?

    • Life and Other Random Events

      10 years ago

      Evilmushroom

      Well.... Getting ready for an Art Show this weekend..... Spent the last 2 weeks indoors- kissing my social life goodbye.... I HATE cramming. (price paid for working during summer)

      I figured things out... I'd have to sell EVERY unframed piece of art I have just to pay for the expense of this show (framing, supplies, etc) So here's to hoping that things go well- and that my "karma level" extends a little further than this site smiley0.gif

    • A Little more about me.

      11 years ago

      Evilmushroom

      Well!.... Who knew that I'd end up getting into a major religious discussion on a site called <ahem> Cock bite.

      Truth be told, I was shaking in my boots.... Never been much of a preacher, and I'm hardly what you'd call "religious". When I get asked tough questions, I usually bow to someone a little better at speaking- and call on the 5th amendment. smiley0.gif

      I play video games, I have a drink every now and then... I prefer hard liquor to beer- all I taste in beer is the yeast.

      I love loud, big "wham bam, thank you ma'am" movies. I like to dance when no ones looking (yes, it's true, this white gal can't dance) and can have a very.... "creative" mouth on me when I'm angry.

      I like listening to everything from Classical to Heavy Metal.... With my current favorite song right now being "Iron Man" from Black Sabbath.

      I'm a COMPLETE geek- as I own all of the original "transformers" tv series- as well as the animated movie.... And, yes- I can name all 150 main character from Transformers IF I have a picture of them to go off of.

      Star Gate Atlantis is my favorite TV series on at this time- because they still know how to have fun... Sure the plots can be serious, but every once in a while they know to do a singular episode that reminds the viewers "hey- we know this is all a absurd plot- but it's fun, so lets all have a good laugh". Plus one of the main characters (David Hewlett) plays a Canadian, which he actually is in real life.

      I'm religious (duh) but not fanatically so.... My faith is a part of me- but I'll never make a judgment on someone because of it. And I like to have as much fun as the next person.

      I drive a metallic deep blue Vibe.... Which is a fun car, but a bit of an adjustment going from a Turbo Volkswagen Beetle to a 2.4L Pontiac Stationwagen.

      And all of this has No point.... Just letting anyone interested know a little more about me.

    • **Beeeeeppppppppp**

      11 years ago

      Evilmushroom

      <electronic womans voice>

      This has been a test of our emergency broadcasting system.... In the event of a real emergency- please contact someone else.

      I mean... Come On- has anyone EVER seen the broadcasting system work like it's supposed to in the movies?
      Nope.... The times when it would really count the most.... When Aliens/ Demons/ Mutates/ Zombies are riping the world a new one.... All you get is that freakin' little black and white infinity symbol.

      Yeah.... Like THAT'S going to solve your "zombie/ mutant/ demon/ alien eating your girlfriend" problem.... I'm telling you- in the event of a real emergency, what you need to do--

      ** Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepppppppppppp*

      <electronic male voice>

      Please disregard the previous emergency broadcasting announcement.

      In the event of a real emergency, please stay tuned for further information.

      ** Beeeeeepppppppppppp **

    • 2019 years ago

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  • About Me

  • Comments (62)

    • Anubis4200 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      the juices/grease from the hotdog will eventually fry the heating element.


      I think I may have been thinking that the last time I made hotdogs, but when I was posting a comment I was thinking, "why the hell would hotdogs kill a toaster oven faster than sand?" Or something like that.

      Thank you for explaining.

      Same thing if you use a toaster to cook 'em (not oven- just plain ol' toaster)


      I did that with my hand once... oh, wait, no, that was the toaster oven, never mind.

    • Anubis4200 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      Wait.... Hotdogs will kill your taster oven?! Like, kill it dead?!!

      That is not go news for my toaster oven, and I'm a little worried. Man, I use it for everything and so does my family (I still live at home, by the way).

      Do you know why hotdogs kill toaster ovens? Do you think sand will do the same? Did you have a toaster oven this happened to? And did it show signs that it was dying... like, the coils didn't heat up like they should?

      Please, I need to know.... I need to know if my toaster oven is go to die... TELL ME, please............ I need to know.


      Okay, that last bit was a little much.

    • Anubis4200 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      Cool.

      I know a thing or two about maille, so if you have any questions, don't hesitate to ask. smiley0.gif

    • linkvegeta

      10 years ago

      im not sure who has the eyes i havent seen it yet. have you ever seen dragonball? you know before dbz?

    • linkvegeta

      10 years ago

      its dragonball its out in theaters and yes there is piccolo but when he was still evil.

    • tao298

      10 years ago

      Thanks for joining the GoCI tell your friends.

    • tao298

      10 years ago

      Yeah the same goes here in the US but not to that extreme,

      And you brought up the insurance thing, want proof here it is. I merely responded to it.

      Haha!

    • tao298

      10 years ago

      I doubt he would miss out on an opportunity to capitalize on his own actions
      .

    • tao298

      10 years ago

      Besides, the devil probably owns all the insurance companies anyway.

    • Anubis4200 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      I know. I was just being stupid... it's what I do, lady.

    • Anubis4200 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      Okaaay, if that's what you kids are calling it these days. smiley8.gif

    • Anubis4200 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      Sweet! That should be pretty interesting... and really weird. Usually people just stare at me like I'm insane when I say stuff like that. This is kinda F5ing.

    • Anubis4200 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      Dude, Marvin is way shorter than you. If you know what I mean.

      I don't even know what I mean, so don't even try to figure out what I mean/meant. It's just not possible. It'd be like trying to splice three different species of polar bear together using a chainsaw, a penguin, two turtle doves, three feet of albino python, seven toothpicks (preferably maple), and a robot's power cell working at 1 percent capacity. It's not gonna happen... ever... so don't try.

      Okay, I'm sorry I wasted your time with that completely pointless comment.

      Have a great day! smiley0.gif

    • Anubis4200 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      Still- there is something about a Damphire in tight leather (over one in full armor) that screams "bad ass".


      You are correct, sir!

      Yes, Devil May Cry 4 works too (I don't own it). But now that I think about it, any video game is unrealistic... just look at Pong....
      What the frell is that all about!

    • Anubis4200 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      with rogues- less is more


      Very true. But you always have to remember mithril. I'm talking the stuff that saved Frodo from being impaled by that big Orc....

      I wish I had some mithril. smiley2.gif

      Are we really going to get into a Reality debate about a character who easily carries a sword as big as him? It's like anime games- if you took a shot (drink) for every time one of them did something impossible, you'd be wasted by the end of the first level.


      Like Pokemon Silver for the Game Boy Color. Man, that was one crazy game.

    • Purple_Lady

      10 years ago

      Oh yes 5 o'clock somewhere..
      =D

    • Purple_Lady

      10 years ago

      What did you drink after I made you thirsty?

    • 2lazy

      10 years ago

      I think you're missing the point. smiley6.gif

      smiley0.gif

    • JoshDoubleM

      10 years ago

      Why do hog dogs come in packages of 8, while hot dog buns come in packages of 12?

      Bakers like dozens, butchers like weight.

    • amer999

      10 years ago

      GRAND THEFT CAMEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (audience laughs) What? I love that game!!!!!

    • TELAM0N

      10 years ago

      Do not post stupid shit in the "whats the name of this movie thread".

      Ever.

    • Anubis4200 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      Oh good. smiley9.gif

    • iamcevrus2

      10 years ago

      Is that quote from Pan's Labyrinth? Nope, nvm, found it in the script from Beetlejuice.

      Post edited 11/09/08 1:08AM

    • littledrano

      10 years ago

      finally someone from another country that sees the evil that is obama!

    • Anubis4200 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      Yes, I do. I don't think I'd be on RT if I didn't.

    • Anubis4200 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      Okay, I just had to ask before I said, "hey, I'm a Christian too". It would have been really embarrassing If you were... like, Jewish or something.

      *high-five*


      Haha! Laugh and clap, that's funny.

      Post edited 10/16/08 2:00AM

    • Anubis4200 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      You're welcome. I wasn't actively looking for it but that's usually the best way to find something you're looking for.

      Sokar's is pretty cool too. But of course my favorite is Anubis'. smiley0.gif

    • Anubis4200 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      I just found the PDF of "Jaffa Tattoo Templates". I don't know if you need/want it but here it is anyway.

    • linkvegeta

      10 years ago

      I'm safe, mod points no longer have any value. Those were the rules from before!

    • hajima

      10 years ago

      aw dang sorry for double..triple post :o

    • hajima

      10 years ago

      Hello
      remember me? :D

    • hajima

      10 years ago

      hello
      remember me :D

    • Frostier

      10 years ago

      Cool, Im glad you found it. Sorry i've been gone for so long was on vacation up at my trailer.

    • linkvegeta

      10 years ago

      Its a poll you actually click on it.

    • laeria

      10 years ago

      That's... kinda creepy. xD

    • ichbastele

      10 years ago

      yup yup

    • laeria

      10 years ago

      odd... I thought they would refuse to return it... o_o

      incase someone came in, bought something, got home, took it out, took the empty box back to the store and demanded a new one... two for one, you know?

    • laeria

      10 years ago

      And THAT'S why my hubby and me buy the products from a STORE. :D

      Good plan... except I've had some stores do the same thing to me. XD


      "Oh! A PS3 for 60% off!" ... *opens at home once purchased* *box is empty* D:

    • linkvegeta

      10 years ago

      I don't eveb have a computer and your calling me computer guy. Well read the rules in the forum then go to your catagory then up in the top right corner there will be a button that says add topic. The rest is easy.

    • Anubis4200 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      Yeah, McKay is awesome like that. What do you think of Woolsey as commander of Atlantis?

    • Anubis4200 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      Okay, I sent it again. What most likely went wrong with the first email I sent is I copied and pasted the “Wâ€Âs as well as your email address. Sorry about that.

    • Anubis4200 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      Did you get the email I sent you? smiley1.gif

    • Frostier

      10 years ago

      Hey so did you get in touch with my friend?

    • Anubis4200 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      Oh, that sucks a lot less.

    • Anubis4200 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      Man, if I couldn't have coffee I'd probably cry.

      I'm sad for you. smiley2.gif

    • Frostier

      10 years ago

      hey i asked her what it was and its www.mur-kun.deviantart.com. She's into anime and anthro so i hope it doesn't throw you off :D.

      See yah later.

    • Anubis4200 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      Hi, I just wanted to let you know I left answers to all the questions you asked wherever you left comments on my profile and thanks for all the comments, questions, and compliments.

    • Frostier

      10 years ago

      What's MSN??? The very foundation for online chatting. Lol jk it's kind of like e-mail but instant. Google search it download it and then you input your e-mail address an password to log into it. then you can add friends and families e-mail addresses so you can talk to them whenever they are online. I'll definitely ask her what her gallery is called...What's ASTRO boy?

    • Frostier

      10 years ago

      Hey Im from Canada as well...Ontario. Hah so your on deviantART.com as well. My friend and co-author is on deviant art. You may know her as Mur~Mur or Mur~kun or something of the sort lol. Curling is only boring if you don't know how to play lol, but yeah I'd probably kill myself if i had to watch a game but playing is fun. Im in competative bantom. I'm a fan of manga and Anime but my friends are trying to get me to try and draw I guess realistic pictures. Anyways you sound cool yourself have an MSN?

    • Marksman_91

      10 years ago

      Dang... no, it's not on Ps3. Would have worked on your Pc if it was strong enough, but since you say you can't use it for gaming, then sorry. Looks like you'll have to find someone who has a 360 and the game smiley6.gif

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