EyeQuirk

Female
from Paris, KY

  • Activity

    • 6 years ago

      EyeQuirk

      Oh my God. I have gotten so boring that I can't even bother with posting regularly. Well no more! EyeQuirk is back and I' m gonna raise eyebrows even higher than before! Here's a lowdown on what I plan to post.

      One, I've been writing my own RvB fabrications NO it is not gay porn. It's what I like to call dialogue fiction where there are no paragraphs of descriptive text, just the things they say. And to avoid confusion over who says what, they are color coordinated. Let it be known that I didn't just confuse everyone by making them guess who said what. There are only two characters that are completely and totally mine, all others are property of RT and all associated affiliates. If I can, I will upload pictures of them. But beware, they will suck.

      Secondly, since my . life has a lot more to blog about, I will be sure to pass on any and all hilarious tales I come across. Thirdly, I recently got a Nintendo 3ds, so I will be posting my reviews on games and such.

      Wow it's good to be back! Here's to hoping that I don't encounter another case of the ladies!

    • DA DUNNNA DA! SLIGHTLY ABOVE AVERAGE!

      7 years ago

      EyeQuirk

      Hey everybody! The Honorable Judge EyeQuirk is back and presiding all up in this bitch!

      I've returned to school and I'm now working on a Halloween costume/ RVB fanon set where I pitch Better Then Average Girl (moi) versus THE GREAT FACE. I'm almost done with the costume, just need saftey pins and red arm and anklebands. I'm still working on it. But what I wanna do is start a photo comic thingy where I take screenshots of the Great Face (copyright Roosterteeth and Shannon Mccormick's face *which is great <3*) and myself and pitch them into a NONSENSE BATTLE OF WITLESSNESS.

      Also, I'm a webcam pic taker. It's fun when you're silly.

      So far I've got a cape, the words on my vest, an undershirt, tight leggings, boots, a headband, and sunglasses to protect my identity from those who care.

      SLIGHTLY FASTER THAN A SPEEDING BULLET! SLIGHTLY STRONG ENOUGH TO THROW AN AIRPLANE AND A HALF! SLIGHTLY BETTER AT TENNIS! IIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTT'S BETTER THAN AVERAGE GIRL!

      (zomg I missed this place :'D)

    • Once Upon a Time-

      8 years ago

      EyeQuirk

      -I think I had a life. Somewhere in between elementary and early high school, it was there.

      Well I'm headin' back to school and I've got a good job going for me here. Slight arrangements may need to be made, but they can happen. I've also taking up to talking to myself in front of my camera. Mostly its RVB quotes. Reply to this if you wanna see them on my facebook!

    • House Business is a Sport

      8 years ago

      EyeQuirk

      It's official. Keeping a house tidy for selling on the market is now officially a million times more frustrating than math. And so is trying to keep up with arrangements in building one. True I am not in charge of most of that stuff...but I do have to tag along after the Boss-woman (mom) while she makes arrangements. VERY FRUSTRATING WHEN SHE SPENDS TWO HOURS TALKING ABOUT SCONCES. WHAT?

      Yesterday was the first open house and we weren't allowed to be in the house from 2-4. So I managed to waste my late afternoon in town with a best friend to spoil buying manga and lunch for while she in turn spoiled me with desserty things. Yum. Only three people showed up, but better than nothin' if one wants to make an offer. Maybe our house is too secluded...I mean I can't count how many times take-out boys have gotten lost trying to find her house. Hell I can't even count many times guests get lost IN the house. It's a labyrinth...really.

      I'm super eager for the next season of RVB! Will there be a return to the Blood Gulch Chronicles kind of plot-line? New characters? Caboose's terrifying attatchment to a grav-hammer? RUN FOR YOUR LIVES BLUE GUYS FOR CABOOSE WILL UNDOUBTEDLY HAVE NEW WAYS TO TEAM-KILL. Or they could paint themselves Red, you know, save themself the trouble.

      YAYS THOUGH WASH IS GOOD AND GOING INTO HUMOR MORE DEEP. Too bad about the Meta going over the cliff. Meh. He'll probably shake it off and go fight a bear or something later. PEACE.

    • Back to life

      8 years ago

      EyeQuirk

      I think I've undergone a serious change since my financial problems (too little money and too much wanting to spend it...big surprise >_>) and have been doing more of the following to get better financial status and health:

      -Making my own lunch everyday
      -Looking for different work places around places I like (ex.bookstore yay!)
      -More studying
      -More contemplation on the mysteries of the human mind.

      In retrospect to the whole philosophical thinking, I picked humans simply because we are the most puzzling and contradictory creatures in the whole goddamn universe. Why do we have seperate languages? Why are we made to look different yet fill the same middle-class mold? Where does our individuality stem from?

      And other such blather.

      Be sure to talk to me for my life is as lonely and barren as any planner I would use. In other words, empty. I miss everyone that used to talk to me!

    • 8 years ago

      EyeQuirk
    • 8 years ago

      EyeQuirk
    • I Totally Make Up Words

      in Forums > I Totally Make Up Words | Follow this topic

      EyeQuirk

      Its true. Like confunction. "Confounded function!" It's like a curse word, only not in the cussy dirty whore mouth sense. Or other made up stuff like "oh mufffer" It's like mother F*cuker in in muffled sense.

      Funny how many things you can make up when trying to disguise your rage. List some of yours!

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    • Midterms? I THINK NOT.

      8 years ago

      EyeQuirk

      I'm in the middle of what everyone's calling midterms, but it just feels like normal tests and essays. BECAUSE THAT'S ALL THEY GIVE US, but still. Only one test was anything like a midterm, HISTORY. AND WE ALL KNOW THAT DOESN'T COUNT.

      Does anyone want me to add my Samurai Jack comics to the gallery? COMMENT I AM SO FEEKING LONELY.

    • PS-Should I do more vids?

      8 years ago

      EyeQuirk

      Ever since the contest where users mimicked their favorite quotes (including my own smexy redition of Tex) I've been contemplating doing more. I have a friend with a camera...and a web cam. Should I?

  • Comments (32)

    • rwlagrone FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      7 years ago

      Holy teh crap, it has been a while! For me it's mostly been work. I got an engineering job for Houston's electric utility, and now I'm designing protective equipment!

      What's up on your end?

    • LuckyJr FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 years ago

      I see what you did there. :)

    • EyeQuirk

      8 years ago

      Here's another. How do you make a strawberry shake? Take it to a scary movie!

      The roller disco is also acceptable BA DUMP TSSS.

    • LuckyJr FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 years ago

      Ba dum tsssss.

    • EyeQuirk

      8 years ago

      Unfortunately yes. If you were to hear me make a joke in a convention center, you can actually HEAR the rolling of eyes.

    • LuckyJr FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 years ago

      Both. :D
      Did you make that joke?

    • EyeQuirk

      8 years ago

      The comment or the joke?

    • LuckyJr FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 years ago

      That made me laugh, thank you. : )

    • EyeQuirk

      8 years ago

      Here's one! What are you when you're not Europe? YOUR-ASIA! Get it? Eurasia is a land mass and it plays on the word your and- *is sniped* X_x

    • LuckyJr FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 years ago

      Hello person, do you know any good jokes?

    • EyeQuirk

      8 years ago

      HA! I come up with clever stuff like that. I'm totally modest. >:D

      I'm glad you like it! I think if more people started topics like that then we can amp up our dictionaries by at least a third every year. YAAAY I'M NOW MAKING A DICTIONARY ABOUT AS HEAVY AS AN ASSAULT BAZOOKA. PAPER BEATS GUN BEEOTCH.

    • Rev_Pleb

      8 years ago

      I was thinking about using the 'invite as friend' confunction but that muffer is often misunderstood from total randoms, so i'm just saying hi instead.
      Cool post in the words group, by the way

    • BlackiceD

      9 years ago

      Hello !

    • rotors08

      9 years ago

      Just a random hello.... :D

    • UB40Music

      9 years ago

      hey ... euh ... veux une invitation?? ...

      :) UB

    • iamalanwelch

      9 years ago

      Liked your submission in the video contest. GG

    • BlackiceD

      9 years ago

      hi !

    • iSpud

      9 years ago

      Hey, enjoyed your video submission! You sound a lot like Rachel from PreGame Lobby.

    • EyeQuirk

      9 years ago

      OMG OMG OMG OMG I WAS ON RVB FOR TEN SECONDS!!!!!

    • kriss FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Community Manager

      9 years ago

      I have got to tell you how kickass/sexy your vid submission is! smiley13.gif

    • EyeQuirk

      9 years ago

      Thanks a lot! Great work! I can't wait for more for recreation!

    • lukemckay FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Webcomic Maker

      9 years ago

      have you considered putting up more RvB art?


      Most of my RvB drawings get posted with my halo drawings

    • bobthebuilde

      9 years ago

      But Border Hunting is a great new competitive sport. You should try it.

      And think of how it would help the economy if they commercialized it!

    • EyeQuirk

      9 years ago

      I'm in KY. Do you think that'll count as "long distance"? Because my parents might not appreciate it if its not.

    • rwlagrone FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      In reply to EyeQuirk, #1: (for the journal)

      I'm in Texas. More specifically, I'm near the University of Houston Central Campus (aka Main Campus). Why?

      Post edited 8/27/09 4:11PM

    • bobthebuilde

      9 years ago

      Yes, but Germany is also less fictional.

    • rwlagrone FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      In case you miss it on my journal, I may take you up on your offer.

    • EyeQuirk

      10 years ago

      I was pretty easy. I put in Hilary Duff, then Maroon 5. Or...Maroon 5, then Hilary Duff. Meh. Who cares.

    • cgrumler

      10 years ago

      Friend Request sent simply for having the skill (audacity?) to throw The Killers and Hilary Duff side-by-side in "Favorite Music".

      ;)

    • rwlagrone FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      Glad to see your so comfortable with the idea :P

    • EyeQuirk

      10 years ago

      Throw myself out there? Okay! RAWWWRRR!! *stage jumps*

    • rwlagrone FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      No problem. I'm was feeling the same when I finally decided to use this site, but the people are personable and friendly. You just need to throw yourself out there some.

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