FJewel

Female
from West Midlands, UK

  • Activity

    • Heads up

      6 years ago

      FJewel

      I barely use this place any more and when I am around, I can name multiple people I want to throttle with a keyboard cable.

      Therefore if anyone wants me, contact Jalnor and ask for my email or Facebook. Or my XBL but I'm not so online with that either.

      Toodles

    • I hear voices

      7 years ago

      FJewel

      They tell me to lick your face while you sleep

      And let me tell you a secret

      (I listen to them)

    • Stuff to do

      8 years ago

      FJewel

      If I have said I would do something for you in the past (picture, website, design etc) can you please either post here or message me to remind me of the basic details?

      My memory is shot and I'm actually getting round to doing what I've meant to do for ages... problem is I can't necessarily remember what I said I'd do!

    • Christ Facebook

      8 years ago

      FJewel

      You know more about me than I do...

      Having a laugh about Jeremy Kyle being on my "people you may know" list, I decided to refresh to see who else came up.

      Very quick picture went by and I spotted the first half of a name. Complete panic moment in which I had to go check who it was...

      My Facebook has found my ex. Problem is, I have no idea how. XD And now I'm really tempted to add him just to see if he knows how.

      (This was from... 4 years ago btw, so Facebook knows its stuff, cause I bloody well forgot it :P )

      EDIT: and now it just keeps suggesting Jeremy Kyle and him, argh XD

    • Oh dear

      8 years ago

      FJewel

      4th time's a charm

      I'm about a month and a half behind, but oh well, guess who got himself another divorce? I bet he's framing these...

    • Prepared

      9 years ago

      FJewel

      My holiday to Iceland is in a week.

      I've just finished all my packing for it...

      Prepared? I think so

      Anywhere people recommend I should go? We're travelling around and have a bit of free time in most places we visit.

    • DWcon mailing list

      9 years ago

      FJewel

      These sorts of comments make it all worth reading:

      (On the subject of costumes) Because it was a fairly rubbish, home-made costume of an extremely minor character, nobody seemed to know who I was supposed to be. Which is why I got so excited when I heard somebody in the foyer say “You’re an Igorina!†I turned around saying “THANK you. Hardly anybody’s known... F*** me! You’re Terry Pratchett!â€Â
    • Ooo, copy of Nation up for grabs

      9 years ago

      FJewel

      The copy of Nation I lent out years ago was returned today o.o Somehow the guy I lent it to (Step Dad of an old "friend" at college) remembered where I lived and dropped it off

      So, now I have 2 copies... anyone want one? Hardback, little bit read but that's what a book is for.

      Dunno how to decide who gets it if more than one person asks XD Ideas?

    • I agree with my Mother

      9 years ago

      FJewel
      Police and social services are investigating after a five-month-old baby suffered 40% burns after being left in the sun on one of the hottest days of the year.

      The boy spent two days in hospital after police community support officers (PCSOs) intervened during a patrol along Brighton beach.

      He was discharged from the Royal Sussex County Hospital on Tuesday night after being taken there by ambulance on Sunday afternoon as temperatures reached 25C (77F).

      The baby was visiting the south coast resort from Plumstead, south east London, with his 29-year-old mother.

      A Sussex Police spokeswoman said: "The case of a five-month-old baby sunburnt on Brighton beach is being jointly investigated with Sussex Police and social services in Brighton and the London borough where the child lives.

      "No arrests have been made at this stage and the baby is doing fine."

      Witness Sarah Bevis, 24, said she saw other people on the beach shouting at the baby's mother.

      She said: "She had covered the baby up with a blanket as a group of women were arguing with her about the baby's burns. I couldn't see the baby myself as it was hidden.

      "It looked like she was just going to stay on the beach with it covered up even though they were saying it needed medical treatment.

      "I think one of the other women then called the police to report it."


      Forced hysterectomies of people who do stuff like this to their children is a brilliant idea.

    • Wow...

      9 years ago

      FJewel

      The still image from the new RT Shorts video makes me think of quite a few things that's put that look on Matt's face...

      ...

      None of them particularly pleasant.

      I'll go watch it now to find out what on earth is actually going on :P

      And hope it's not Geoff streaking or something...

  • Comments (1217)

    • TheNefasus FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold EtherCreeper

      5 years ago

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    • TheNefasus FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold EtherCreeper

      7 years ago

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    • DocRossim

      7 years ago

      Ah, sorry to hear of your illnessness, bah. Ooh, that reminds me - calcium and vitamin D ease your monthly pains. Saw it on the food hospital, remembered you complaining some time ago.
      You're sort of in charge? How much?

      Fluffy creatures? Well there are less of them than there were but the ones that persist are doing well and the ones that don't were mainly old.

    • DocRossim

      7 years ago

      Hey Faith, glad you got it, and that you like it ^u^
      So how have you been recently? It's been ages since I last heard from you.

    • DocRossim

      7 years ago

      I'm just sorry it's being so late. Not been feeling to great lately. How was your birthday in any case?

    • DocRossim

      7 years ago

      Haven't forgotten but might be a bit late...

    • Jalnor

      7 years ago

      So you've seen the alien conspiracy scene? lol.png I loved that bigsmile.png

    • Jalnor

      7 years ago

      How many episodes have ya watched, then?

    • Jalnor

      7 years ago

      Avatarz?

    • Nudge1

      7 years ago

      It might do. I'm trying to restrict it to the art-room, however...

    • Nudge1

      7 years ago

      Yes, yes it is.
      We actually took it to be repaired, but the shaking in the car seemed to fix it as it then would not break in the shop... We brought it home, it went again, so we shook it. Now it works again.

    • DocRossim

      7 years ago

      Also: Hey, long time no correspond, how are you?

    • DocRossim

      7 years ago

      Serif Movie Plus, I'll make a note of that, thanks.

    • DocRossim

      7 years ago

      It's okay, I left a sarcastic reply.
      Deal, I call you Faith, you call me Ross.

    • DocRossim

      8 years ago

      Faith! How's it going?

      Thankyou kindly smiley1.gif

    • FameWolf FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 years ago

      In reply to FJewel, #3:

      I am going to steal her away next time I'm down your neck of the woods. She can be a friend for Charlie... who is currently burrowing under my quilt and lying on his back with his legs in the air.

      They'll get on great <3

      Are you absolutely certain that Charlie won't eat Jess? Jess is very much a softie...

      -WolfyKins

    • Jalnor

      8 years ago

      El honk.

      Blarg.
    • feyd1

      8 years ago

      Beep, DDO?

    • TheBeta

      8 years ago

      Well, I don't know what I'm meant to be doing. I think I'm meant to be just doing the old site, but I really don't know.

    • Jalnor

      8 years ago

      That's slightly more than a fiver... enjoy tongue.png

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    • Jalnor

      8 years ago

      Morning, kitty! How you doing today?

      Also, courtesy of the Stargate group, I present you a picture of epic proportions:
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    • Jalnor

      8 years ago

      Whaaaaat?
      Also, great to see ya on here tongue.png

    • Jalnor

      8 years ago

      heart.png
      *Hugs*
      Feel better soon, Mrs smile.png

    • Jalnor

      8 years ago

      Blarg. Happy lunch time!

    • FameWolf FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 years ago

      < job that might be slightly relevant to you :P

      ... you might be onto something there...

      ... Ok, I'm sure realistically we both know I won't get it. But I'll try and make it so that this isn't because I didn't try...

      -Peter

    • DocRossim

      8 years ago

      We must stop leaving such bit gap inbetween!

    • Jalnor

      8 years ago

      What be a meepit?

    • DocRossim

      8 years ago

      I've got to go, going to grab a sandwich or something and then get back to my spreadsheet.

    • DocRossim

      8 years ago

      Yeah I know the feeling. smiley5.gif

    • DocRossim

      8 years ago

      Nothing says "I love you" more than slayer mode.

      Ah, goodski, What's your weekend job?

    • Jalnor

      8 years ago

      Woops, I forgot the initial / there... try this bigsmile.png

    • Jalnor

      8 years ago

      This now wink.png

    • DocRossim

      8 years ago

      my t'internets... wouldn't it be m'internets... mmm, mint-ernet...

      Anyway

      I'm okay, thanks. Slacking off from doing VAT receipts again. I think I may do a BP guest comic for Vic later since it's her birthday and all.
      What you been up to of late? Apart from college work.

    • DocRossim

      8 years ago

      You live smiley0.gif how goes the day?

    • Jalnor

      8 years ago

      Blarg.

      Also, honk.

      Did you know you're married to a much-loved writer? bigsmile.png

    • DocRossim

      8 years ago

      Hello!

    • Jalnor

      8 years ago

      Morning, Mrs, how you doing? smile.png

    • DocRossim

      8 years ago

      Naaaaw, you're too kind smiley1.gif

    • DocRossim

      8 years ago

      I'm no stranger to sarcasm.

    • DocRossim

      8 years ago

      Yeah, I do mine online.
      Although if you know how much tax I owe from what I earned, that'd probably be helpful.

    • DocRossim

      8 years ago

      Personal identity codes that they only tell you once.

    • DocRossim

      8 years ago

      Tax year starts in April but the Tax return is due in January, I meant to pay mine earlier but kept not having time or forgetting about it or putting it off. This April I think I'm going to just get on and fill it in then.

      Anything else I need to do is to a deadline too, so not really an option...

    • DocRossim

      8 years ago

      The ducks, and chickens, are doing well thankyou, they're happy there's no snow, although not so happy that there's all this rain. I'm surviving, just about. I think I can do this course now, I just need a week of no other work in order to catch up on a bunch of stuff. Also need to do my taxes because I left them to the last minute again. Otherwise: I'm okay.

      So... fifty design sheets?
      Well sheet.

    • DocRossim

      8 years ago

      Thankyou kindly.

      So how goes the day?

    • Jalnor

      8 years ago

      So, I was talking about a design commission with no deadlines... let's see what you think of this lol.png

      When I was moderating a round of the Mafia Game, or... well, several rounds, all set aboard a space station in the distant future, I wrote in some odd weapons that came from my own imagination. I wondered if you'd like to make them visually stunning for me when you have some spare time smile.png

      1: The Anatomic Inverter Ray

      As sarge03 rushed through to the front, three men entered the shop. "Good afternoon, gentlemen," she smiled, "How can I help?"
      One of the men walked up to her. "I'm looking for something capable of disintegration," he stated casually.
      "Ooh, I'm afraid we don't have anything that powerful - I'm of the opinion that a kill isn't worth the effort if you can't deliver a really witty one-liner to the corpse." She grinned. "How about an Anatomic Inverter Ray? Turns the zombies inside out every time, that's always a hoot."
      The man considered this for a moment. "Hmm... can I see one?"
      "Certainly." Sarge03 pulled one out from the display cabinet and sat it on the counter.
      "I heard you sold weapons to the mob that chased Oxford into the airlock," he said conversationally.
      "Yeah... and I sold you a new power pack for a phase pistol at the same time, remember?"
      "Quite so."
      One of the others piped up, "I suppose after that, you think you're Heros."
      It took sarge03 a moment to figure out what was going on, but she immediately reached for her trusty M90 CAWS. She looked up into the barrel of the Anatomic Inverter Ray.
      Sarge03 laughed, "Power packs are sold separately."
      "Shit," said the Don, lowering the weapon.
      Exniner stalked down the corridor of the promenade, blasting various armed NPCs with his Anatomic Inverter Ray. The screams, gurgles, splats and various other disturbing noises filled the silence between blasts.


      2: The Fuzz Pistol

      Exniner stalked down the corridor of the promenade, blasting various armed NPCs with his Anatomic Inverter Ray. The screams, gurgles, splats and various other disturbing noises filled the silence between blasts. Abruptly, he pulled out his Fuzz Pistol and blasted a red shop door.

      Jaxom entered recreation chamber 4, which looked a lot like the station's gun shop. He was right behind the counter.
      Behind him, the doorway vanished, revealing an arch through to the back of the shop. Jaxom was confused. Suddenly, the red front door became all fuzzy and then shattered into little crystals, revealing exniner with a Fuzz Pistol and an Anatomic Inverter Ray.


      3: The LAZOR pistol

      Jaxom realized something was wrong as he strolled through the onboard park. Above him, the glass dome gave a splendid view of two of the five moons orbiting the planet, and a number of constellations.

      Suddenly, a shot rang out. Jaxom ducked behind some playground equipment as the lazor ricocheted off of a slide, and looked around. He spotted at least a dozen armed men hiding behind trashcans, bushes, benches and anything else that would provide cover, taking shots at his location. He pulled his lazor pistol and returned fire. He took out at six Mafiosos before his clip ran out.

      Damnit. . . he thought, realizing that he'd forgotten to grab extra ammo before leaving his quarters. This left him with no choice. He ran godmode.exe.
      Suddenly, the red front door became all fuzzy and then shattered into little crystals, revealing exniner with a Fuzz Pistol and an Anatomic Inverter Ray.
      Jaxom pointed his lazor pistol, "Freeze, dirtbag!" Lazors (Lead And Zinc On Rockets) were rocket-propelled micro-bullets that could tear your head off at 50 paces. To the untrained eye, they looked like laser blasts.
    • DocRossim

      8 years ago

      I feel the same way, actually: I have to get up at, like, 6:30am tomorrow but I didn't get to sleep until 5am last night.
      Currently trying to finish an assignment I didn't get around to over the holidays.

    • DocRossim

      8 years ago

      Hehe, it came up in a conversation ^u^

      Hey, how goes the new year?

    • TheNefasus FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold EtherCreeper

      8 years ago

      Happy birthday! smiley0.gif
      Why the hell don't you have this up on FB?

      How are people suppose to know what day to pelt you with pretzels? smiley6.gif

    • OroborosNZ Projector

      8 years ago

      In reply to FJewel:

      Thx Jewel smile.png Please let him know that I got the msg and I hope he's OK smile.png

    • FameWolf FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 years ago

      *tiptoes over*

      *pokes*

      *runs*

      -Not Wolfykins. No, not at all. That was someone else trying to annoy you.

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