FallenWave

Male
from UK WALES

  • Activity

    • 1st time back in 2 years

      8 years ago

      FallenWave

      forgot how funny this site is

    • Hard to say when Drunk

      12 years ago

      FallenWave

      THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: smiley8.gif

      1. Innovative

      2. Preliminary

      3. Anaesthetist

      4. Cinnamon

      5. Chrysanthemum

      THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: smiley4.gif

      1. Specificity

      2. Rhipidistian-Amphibian Transition

      3. Anti-constitutionalistically

      4. Transubstantiate

      5. Sphygmomanometer

      THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: smiley8.gif

      1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.

      2. Nope, no more booze for me.

      3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.

      4. Takeaway? No thanks, I'm not hungry.

      5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?

      6. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.

      7. I'm not interested in fighting you.

      8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool.

      9. Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to hurl in the street.

      10. I must be going home now as I have work in the morning

    • RIP Mark Powell

      12 years ago

      FallenWave

      My friend and school pal Mark Powell was killed in Iraq on sunday 15th April 2007 when the helicopter he was in crashed near Baghdad. He leaves behind his wife and baby son, he will be missed by all that know him. So this is for all who lost their life in this time of conflict where ever it maybe You Will Always Be Missed smiley12.gif

    • I'm back

      12 years ago

      FallenWave

      New MB, processer and graph card my pc is up and running again only been 5 months down.
      Never mind back now got some catching up todo smiley0.gif

    • Proud To Be British

      12 years ago

      FallenWave

      Proud To Be British

      Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a
      Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a
      Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American
      shows on a Japanese TV.


      And the most British thing of all?

      Suspicion of all things foreign!



      Only in Britain can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

      Only in Britain do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the
      back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy
      cigarettes at the front.

      Only in Britain do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and a
      DIET coke.

      Only in Britain do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the
      counters.

      Only in Britain do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the drive
      and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.

      Only in Britain do we use answering machines to screen calls and then
      have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to
      talk to in the first place?

      Only in Britain are there disabled parking places in front of a skating
      rink.


      NOT TO MENTION...


      3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.

      142 Brits were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from new shirts.


      58 Brits are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of
      screwdrivers.

      31 Brits have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the
      fairyl ights were plugged in.

      19 Brits have died in the last 3 years believing that Christmas
      decorations were chocolate.

      British Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after Xmas
      cracker-pulling accidents.

      18 Brits had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit
      cigarette in their mouth.

      A massive 543 Brits were admitted toA &E in the last two years after
      trying to open bottles of beer with their teeth.

      5 Brits were injured last year in accidents involving out-of-control
      Scalextric cars.



      and finally...



      In 2000 eight Brits were admitted to hospital with fractured skulls
      incurred whilst throwing up into the toilet.



      If you're proud to be British, send this on!

    • This has to hurt

      12 years ago

      FallenWave

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P09TWC6uccA

      This is nasty makes my legs hurt just watching it smiley2.gif

    • X-BOX 360 for 50 pence

      13 years ago

      FallenWave

      My son (Lestat8159) WON a X-BOX 360 for 50 pence on a skill mash in the Hi-Tide down the local fair ground!
      Luck, luck boy told him to pick my lotto numbers but no joy there

    • Ahhhhhhhhhh

      13 years ago

      FallenWave

      My mountain bike is in bits getting parts is a mare smiley5.gif

    • Halo 3 is on it's way

      13 years ago

      FallenWave

      Just saw the pro mo looks good can't wait to play smiley0.gif

      Bet i'll still suck though smiley2.gif

  • About Me

  • Comments (28)

    • evilkitten

      12 years ago

      I am actually from UK, I moved over to the US in July and only came over for my mother's wedding. Just since i've got here in the US, it just isn't my favourite place.

    • bigvig FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Rampant

      12 years ago

      You're alive! And posting pictures! Hoo-zah!

      Congrats on the rugrat's success! I'm sure the spoils of his victory was a huge relief for your beer drinking fund.

    • Desructo FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      12 years ago

      It is a really good book read in the period of 4 weeks I read both Eragon and Eldest it is a book you really can get into if you like LOTR

    • Desructo FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      12 years ago

      Yes she was as Jill Valentine

    • Lestat8159

      13 years ago

      hello! ya schmuck! hope ur enjoying my xbox-360 i won 4 50p! neway im having a great time here in florida! speak to u soon! cal

    • bary_jon_200

      13 years ago

      yeah those books are cool, great reads!

    • Welshy_261

      13 years ago

      Yupo...one of the best movies i've ever seen IMO.

    • GeneralPiggy

      13 years ago

      nope its not a photoshop someone actually made it!!

    • Vixy

      13 years ago

      Whats wrong with car stickers! power tothe merchandise armed fans! smiley9.gif

    • boyonthemoon

      13 years ago

      ha I'm sexy I can read that " only sexy people can read" thingy

    • Welshy_261

      13 years ago

      awww thanks man

      Spread the birthday joy smiley0.gifsmiley0.gifsmiley0.gifsmiley0.gif

    • mc_griffin

      13 years ago

      i just realized something
      you are my first friend at this website

    • Little_Lee

      13 years ago

      Hello fellow Member,

      That’s a bad start. I am sending this to every person who is in the UK.
      There has been change. Please could you go straight to the UK Event thread as soon as possible to read the details? Tell you what; I will put in the link especially for you.

      Linkageness

      The long story is Evoluan has decide that he is not the one for the event and has past on duties to Moderator Pixie. Now there is change and as we are doing things differently you need to confirm you place again, so I cannot stress how this has changed a lot of things.

      Thanks again

      Please do not reply in your own personal comments! No one will see it. PM Me, MrSquigles or Pixie if you want to say/ask anything (Or post it in the thread)

    • Heffo

      14 years ago

      Hloy carp! tahts azamnig! but it sptss wkinorg if you tnihk too hrad aoubt it.

    • ryck1

      14 years ago

      dude that writing is old as hell lol

    • Governator1

      14 years ago

      FALLENWAVE IS PUMPED UP. WE WILL CRUSH THE GIRLIE MEN.

    • Welshy_261

      14 years ago

      iloveyouall.bmp hehe

    • shelfie

      14 years ago

      Wow I could read that writting too, its pretty cool. I have dyslexia any way so thats how my writing sometimes looks like. Lol- well not that bad. But that was cool!

    • bobthebuilde

      14 years ago

      i've seen that thing you have up there where it says "can you read this?" my geography teacher had it hanging on one of his file cabinets once and i read straight through it. it was pretty cool.

    • SpicerK

      14 years ago

      Thanx, but Jeskid and The Rabbits' doing.

    • uhf26

      14 years ago

      I want a watch

    • MaLeEnA

      14 years ago

      i love water......... and the ocean soooooooooooo much...

    • MaLeEnA

      14 years ago

      thanks...

    • Welshy_261

      14 years ago

      yay u put my name on your profile!! kool dood!

    • TravelingDarren

      14 years ago

      Dang man, I was going to leave comments in your images, but every one deserves a comment, and I am way to lazy for that..... and that Cambridge letter mixup thing is really trippy, I'll have to throw that in my old english teachers face! Anyway, thanks for the image comments. Don't have to much fun on your bikes!

    • FallenWave

      14 years ago

      Just click smiley1.gifAdd to Friends smiley7.gif and if i like smiley12.gif your pix you'r in smiley11.gifsmiley0.gifsmiley0.gif

    • machopancho

      14 years ago

      ooooooooooo I love the Offspring!!!! OH and yeah the new X-Box kicks ass but the name could use a little work...

    • Welshy_261

      14 years ago

      kool pic btw lol nice to see sum Brit / Welsh doods on here!

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