FataLife

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from Yuma, AZ

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    • Long Ass Drive

      13 years ago

      FataLife

      well my trip to the east went well took me like 2 and a half days all was well but i left one of my bags in a hotel in mississippi so i have to pay for them to ship[ it to me that sux big ones but oh well what can you do. in other news North Carolina is the greatest state in the world

      and go Heat beat'em all

      i almost forgot thursday i'm goin to be 23 yea gettin old rocks

    • good stuff

      13 years ago

      FataLife

      A college professor was teaching his class. He shocked several of his students when he flatly stated that there is no God, the expression, One Nation Under God", was unconstitutional, and further, he was going to prove there is no God.

      Addressing the ceiling he shouted: "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you 15 minutes!"

      The lecture room fell silent. You could have heard a pin fall. Ten minutes went by. Again he taunted God, saying, "Here I am, God. I'm still waiting."

      His countdown got down to the last couple of minutes when a Marine just released from active duty and newly registered in the class walked up to the professor, hit him full force in the face, and sent him head over heels from his lofty platform. The professor was out cold!

      At first the students were shocked and babbled in confusion. The young Marine took a seat in the front row and sat silent. The class fell silent...waiting.

      Eventually, the professor came to, shaken. He looked at the young Marine in the front row. When he regained his senses and could speak he yelled, "What's the matter with you? Why did you do that?"

      The marine replied, "God was busy. He sent me."

      God Bless America

    • this hasn't been a good week for me.

      13 years ago

      FataLife

      first i didn't get paid stupid CPAC deleted me out the system and when they put me back i only got paid a third of my normal pay.

      next i work with about 80 marines and about 30 of them are piss poor half ass slackers who think there to smart for the marine corps so i have to chin check them all the time and it makes me look like a bad guy.

      then today i was takin my buddy to pick his car up and my water pump in my car took a crap and my timing belt snapped.

      i think someones out to get me.

    • I hate my job

      13 years ago

      FataLife

      not really i love but of all things to happen today or yesterday now about an hour after i get to work they tell me that i'm goin to florida in June not october so that just messed my life up for the next 6 months and to top it all off i'm not goin to get to go to japan yet i'm goin to be comin back you yuma again o well i guess you can't have your cake and eat it to.

    • October

      13 years ago

      FataLife

      So I check out of MAWTS-1 friday and check into H&HS i'll be there until october and then i'll be headin to florida for about a year then hopefully japan for 2 years then back to the desert again yes more heat lol

      so thats the plan that gives you about 6 months to get florida ready for me to wreck shop

    • Camaro

      13 years ago

      FataLife

      You've gotta see this
      just click the video

      [link=http://]http://www.edmunds.com/insideline/do/AutoshowArticles/articleId=108821?mktcat=IL-shows&kw=2009+camaro&mktid=ga11455728[
      /link]

      ok that link didn't work

      Chevy hates me but its the concept of the 09 Camaro its gangsta as hell


      so since the video wont work heres a pic


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    • 4 more years

      13 years ago

      FataLife

      Today I reenlisted for 4 more years in the Marine Corps, now i'm going to be an air traffic controller, or a part of of one of the moble teams which is what i really want to do but we shall see,. I'm still goin to be in yuma for a few weeks at least then. After that I'll either go to Pensicola Fl for a few months to train up on everything or i'll go to a base and just OJT until they say i'm good either way I'm still a killer for 4 more years so Oorah me.

    • stuff

      13 years ago

      FataLife

      i was hangin out with some friends yesterday after work and they were drinkin southern comfort and E & J which by the way if your a lightweight stay away from those to things.

      anyway one of the girls was getting pretty drunk and need to go to the bathroom and since i was one of the few sober people there i carried her there we got about half way there and she goes limp so i catch her and brace her on the wall so i can get a good grip on her and then it happens.

      as soon as i turn her to keep goin she vomits all over my shoes so i was pretty pissed, but it all balanced it self out cause when i took her to the bathroom she fell off the toliet and bounced her head off the tub so i got a good laugh out of that

      i no i'm horrible but i helped her up after i was done laughin

    • me needs your help

      13 years ago

      FataLife

      I need to get some rims for my car i can't decide so i need your help which of the ones below should i get.

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    • i thought this was funny

      13 years ago

      FataLife

      Here's a quote from a government employee who witnessed a recent interaction between an elderly woman and an antiwar protester in a Metro station in DC:

      There were protesters on the train platform handing out pamphlets on the evils of America. I politely declined to take one.

      An elderly woman was behind me getting off the escalator and a young (20ish) female protester offered her a pamphlet, which she politely declined.

      "The young protester put her hand on the old woman's shoulder as a gesture of friendship and in a very soft voice said, 'Lady, don't you care about the children of Iraq?'

      "The old woman looked up at her and said, ' Honey, my father died in France during World War II, I lost my husband in Korea, and a son in Vietnam. All three died so you could have the right to stand here and bad mouth our country. If you touch me again. I'll stick this umbrella up your ass and open it. ' "


      ~God Bless America~

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  • Comments (565)

    • mtrmth

      13 years ago

      stop sayin 'i love ya baby'

      its really lame.

      and definitely not mutual.

      please?

    • mtrmth

      13 years ago

      yeah, it was a bad game. but the series isn't over yet.

    • daga123

      13 years ago

      haha yeah I was so happy to see them win.
      I want to see a good series

    • mtrmth

      13 years ago

      details? wtf?

      you just know that if you got into a REAL argument over this, you'd lose. S07.gif

    • mtrmth

      13 years ago

      funny thing, though.

      first, i thought you were a SUNS fan.

      second, we're still winning the series S03.gif

    • daga123

      13 years ago

      yeah, I wish they would make it a good series...

    • mtrmth

      13 years ago

      just luck? you have no idea what you're talking about. that game was TOTAL domination.

    • daga123

      13 years ago

      haha, that is a strange one ;)
      I am watching the NBA Finals right now as well.

    • daga123

      13 years ago

      whats new? havent heard from you in a week or so.

    • mtrmth

      13 years ago

      sorry, just catching up with the suns fans i've come in contact with...

      "sorry babygirl the suns are goin to spank those boys "

      hmm.... lets see here.... :)

    • daga123

      13 years ago

      Sounds like a fun weekend, stay safe :)

    • daga123

      13 years ago

      haha yeah, you go play paintball - I will bake the cakes ;)

      actually gonna play some tennis - watch a movie or 2 and just chill.

      What you got planned?

    • daga123

      13 years ago

      yea I want the heat to win it all.
      Wade is the man. and he went to school near me

    • HurnMaster

      13 years ago

      www.alton-towers.co.uk/resort/ thats the web site for it,
      its in Staffordshire

    • HurnMaster

      13 years ago

      it depends if u want to go site seeing cos theres london which has some cool things 2 go c,
      u have the country side if u want to go see animals and farm etc etc and beaches blackpool is soppose to be good but iv never been so i cant tell u from first hand and theres alton towers 2 if u like rollercoasters/theme parks etc

    • daga123

      13 years ago

      well thats good to hear, should be fine then. still, its a long time in a car - I was almost at my breaking point.

    • HurnMaster

      13 years ago

      weather over here nt 2 bad mostly sunny but sometimes glomy at the min and a spot of rain but its gettin better

    • HurnMaster

      13 years ago

      jrock - japanese rock
      nu-metal - en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nu_metal#Overview

    • HurnMaster

      13 years ago

      i nt bad,mostly bored but the summers comin so its all good,hows ur self ?

    • daga123

      13 years ago

      man thats going to suck, I didnt like driving that long (we drove straight through as well)
      took 37 hours!

    • InWonderland

      13 years ago

      ill be starting at Pima soon, and i was thinking of going to mesa, but i dont know

    • InWonderland

      13 years ago

      thoughs pictures are of my sister, and she can only jump about 4'5

      i cleared 5 the other day, but i havent trained in 4 years.. so i am going to start again for college

    • damon18

      13 years ago

      Yeah, I'm tryin to survive! How's it been?

    • MishaRene2

      13 years ago

      Me singing? That could be a scary thing

    • horse_girl

      13 years ago

      i get my wisdom teeth removed tomorrow ='(

    • horse_girl

      13 years ago

      allo allo allo, how's it going?

    • MishaRene2

      13 years ago

      Thanks hehe

    • MishaRene2

      13 years ago

      eeek it is hard to read your letters lol

    • InWonderland

      13 years ago

      run to you huh? and wat makes you think i would run to you?

    • InWonderland

      13 years ago

      hey there, but i am about to walk out the door, catch yous laters!!! smiley12.gif

    • MishaRene2

      13 years ago

      sniff.. still sick. I can't talk at all now. My voice is completely gone

    • horse_girl

      13 years ago

      aha, yeah, sorry, been offline for the last week or so.. had a horse show, verrrryyyy busy! so how's it going?

    • MishaRene2

      13 years ago

      added :)

    • MishaRene2

      13 years ago

      Think that will be my new quote rofl

      Edit: Now posted on myspace site lol.. That made my day. Thank you :)

      Post edited 5/15/06 12:19PM

    • MishaRene2

      13 years ago

      LMAO okay that made me spit out my water I was just taking a drink out of.

      Too funny. Thank you for the suprise laughter hehe

    • MishaRene2

      13 years ago

      LOL. ya it would be quite funny and probably worth videotaping and sending to one of those funny home video contests- You would win for sure

      My throat is just really sore- It is just cuz of the allergies and my asthma. I thought I would of grown out of the asthma crap, but my doc keeps telling me I haven't... sigh

    • MishaRene2

      13 years ago

      LOL, what do you mean?
      *sorry, lost, but that doesn't take much for me :)

    • MishaRene2

      13 years ago

      LOL... the fish would win due to me not even wanting to touch it.

      Ya, sometimes I am really girly, it is amazing when it comes out

    • MishaRene2

      13 years ago

      Haha, well.. I would go but I would be a horrible fisher for a couple of reasons. I won't touch the worm to put it on the hook and I won't touch the fish if I ever catch one (without a worm on the hook then the second part would definately not ever happen, lol)

      So... I could just keep you company

    • MishaRene2

      13 years ago

      doing okay, I lost my voice and am not able to work because of it... other than that, I am alright

    • Amanda

      13 years ago

      I am fairly attractive

    • MishaRene2

      13 years ago

      I put a pic back up.. it is good for scarying mice and other vermon so I figured I would be of assistance to people that are in need of that kind of service

    • InWonderland

      13 years ago

      wow, well thank you i guess. thats alot to say about me smiley0.gifsmiley12.gif

    • InWonderland

      13 years ago

      and why dearest do you love me?

    • southerngirl

      13 years ago

      hey big bro havent talk to you for a while

    • InWonderland

      13 years ago

      lol, ok then

    • InWonderland

      13 years ago

      i dont really know what it is, just something i want to do

    • InWonderland

      13 years ago

      right now, i am not going to talk, at all.

    • InWonderland

      13 years ago

      just dandy, tired as hell, been running around the whole world, hows life for you?

    • InWonderland

      13 years ago

      haha naw i took this two days ago, ts not me

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