FataLife

Male
from Yuma, AZ

  • Activity

    • V-Day Horror

      13 years ago

      FataLife

      you no what i bought my special someone some really nice stuff for v-day and shipped it out and i paid extra so that they would get it today and it didn't show up i should shoot UPS in the face i no next time fedex all the way.

    • I hate my Job

      13 years ago

      FataLife

      I had to work at the theater this weekend no biggy thats normal I was on the sked for 12 hours but ended up getting 35 over a three day period not bad right i make 10 bucks an hour working part time there so you'd think i'd be good right. will i had to work My military job all week the go 35 hours at the theater oh that was 35 hours str8 not brokin up. all becuase i dropped a move if any one works at a theater or has ever seen what the movies look like be for they are put thru the projector now that if you dropp one its like a bomb going off the stuff came almost knee high to me it took me 19 hours just to unscrew the movie and 3 more to watch it and then another hour to break it back down i hate my life then i had to do my normal duties.

      on the bright side i'm goin to have a fat check next week.

    • corpsman up

      13 years ago

      FataLife

      i think i got some kinda stomach virus i've been getting real cozy with the toilet lately i need someone to pity me and bring me chicken soup.

    • Size does matter

      13 years ago

      FataLife

      I have recently come to the realization that i'm the smallest big man in the league.

      now in saying that i'm talking about basketball not pocket snakes.

      i'm the center/power forward for my team and the last game we had there center (this guy named brewster) was guarding me. now i'm not small i'm 6' 3" 217lbs he was 6' 4" 295lbs.

      now i didn't think there was that much of a difference between those to wieghts before until that game it was like if Baron Davis was guarding Shaq while he was driving to the hole. I got a few blocks on him and stuff but for the most part i'd boounce off him or head just run me over.

      thank god i'm faster and can shoot from outside or i'd never score on him.

    • Choke and Burn

      13 years ago

      FataLife

      this morning suxed i had to go to the gas chamber today and i bombed completely

      wt one point in the chamber we have to take our mask off hod our breath then put it back on and clear it out

      well....

      for some reason I decided to take a really deep breath right as i remove my mask and start choking to death and then i open my eyes so i'm crying, chokin and coughin, and snot is goin everywere.

      the moral is i fail at gas mask operations.

    • Random photos i thought were funny

      13 years ago

      FataLife

      i think these are funny if you don't go shoot yourself in the face.

      Young Republican
      youngrepublican.jpg

      What is a sonofabitch
      sonofabitch.jpg

      child abuse
      childabuse.jpg

      reserviest
      oneweekendmyass.jpg

      theres more but if you want to see them go to http://www.mrbeaver.net/sections_weird/_weirdframeset.html

    • Bitter Defeat

      13 years ago

      FataLife

      well life as we no it has come to an end the Panthers crashed and burned against the Seahawks 34-14 smiley2.gifsmiley4.gifsmiley5.gif y does the world hat me so why.

    • choices

      13 years ago

      FataLife

      i got to cars one works but needs alot of interior work and some minor enigine repairs

      the other one looks great but the enigine needs alot of work

      which one should i work on first smiley10.gifsmiley10.gifsmiley10.gif

    • home sweet home

      13 years ago

      FataLife

      I finally go to go on leave i'm an NC once again the greatest state on earth.

      on another note my PC is still dead

      happy new years everyone

    • life sux

      13 years ago

      FataLife

      my computer took a dump on me and now i have to buy a new mother board why have the digi gods forsaken me why *sob*

  • About Me

  • Comments (565)

    • damon18

      13 years ago

      hey, i'm doin fine, lots of homework as usual, and you?

    • daga123

      13 years ago

      cool, I would go with the first then, they are very cool

    • amberXcore

      13 years ago

      psh. well i'm not smart.

    • amberXcore

      13 years ago

      pshh that's what you think!!

    • Amanda

      13 years ago

      I see myself in your jeans tonight.

    • Amanda

      13 years ago

      Gee whiz we are soooo connected

    • Amanda

      13 years ago

      eating a brownie. yum

    • Amanda

      13 years ago

      Your $10 have affected someones life for the better

    • Amanda

      13 years ago

      smiley12.gif

    • amberXcore

      13 years ago

      yea. that is the picture i liked the best too ^_^
      hence it is my default picture.

    • southerngirl

      13 years ago

      hey big brother whats up smiley0.gif

    • InWonderland

      13 years ago

      glad i could do so then

    • InWonderland

      13 years ago

      lol, you always thinking about a girl you dont know?

    • southerngirl

      13 years ago

      thank you for the star smiley9.gifsmiley11.gif

    • Mandalore38

      13 years ago

      Ok then i will

    • Mandalore38

      13 years ago

      He got back from Iraq in november...the reason Iraq pics of him are up is because there the only pics of him i have, we live in different states.

    • Mandalore38

      13 years ago

      He is a Corporal, and is working on getting Sergeant.

    • InWonderland

      13 years ago

      thanks for the thought, means alot smiley0.gifsmiley0.gifsmiley0.gifsmiley12.gifsmiley12.gif

    • daga123

      13 years ago

      haha, yeah good times

    • MishaRene2

      13 years ago

      Hehe, thats okay.

    • MishaRene2

      13 years ago

      not too much, just working like a fool. You? :)

    • MishaRene2

      13 years ago

      xoxoxo

    • Amanda

      13 years ago

      Ill be leading the rush

    • Amanda

      13 years ago

      Me and Joyce are going to see this band The Guests

    • Amanda

      13 years ago

      No it doesnt and why have you been so busy. Im on spring break...gosh

    • Amanda

      13 years ago

      nice caps lock....im fine

    • Amanda

      13 years ago

      I always look gangster

    • noirakita

      13 years ago

      no problem.

    • damon18

      13 years ago

      Lol, that's good dude. I do need a haircut....

    • daga123

      13 years ago

      Everything is awesome, hows everything with you?

      Its nice to finally have the beard gone, I am liking it :)

    • noirakita

      13 years ago

      Yeah, this place is great.

    • noirakita

      13 years ago

      work, Godspell and sleep. that's about it. I'm trying to get caught up on here, this is the other part of my life right now. lol

    • noirakita

      13 years ago

      awesome, so glad you want to see it! If they do tape it, I'll see if I can find a way to get you to see it!

    • noirakita

      13 years ago

      a lot of times someone tapes the final dress rehersal, since they can't tape performances. Hopefully someone will.

    • Tars

      13 years ago

      gross totaly overrides cool..but creepy weird beats it all

    • MamaJo

      13 years ago

      Hey kiddo,

      Since you asked, nothing in particular is going on. Work's becoming increasingly more and more busy. I had an eleven-hour day last week. My personal assistant also started last week. She's sweet and funny and smart. The fact that she's a fast learner is a godsend. I've got to get back to my grind. Boo! Catch you later, kid.

    • daga123

      13 years ago

      thats good I guess... lol

      glad your friend shared that with you, was awesome reading!

    • daga123

      13 years ago

      Whats up buddy? hows your week going so far?

      I love that last journal entry, great to hear people that know America!

    • MishaRene2

      13 years ago

      You are such a sweetheart... Thank you so much. I just noticed you had my name in your Title.

      Hugs

      Post edited 3/27/06 11:41AM

    • InWonderland

      13 years ago

      like band on crack meeting rave, AWSOME

    • InWonderland

      13 years ago

      bash, blast, spaz, something like that...

    • InWonderland

      13 years ago

      ohhh just dandy chillin here getting ready to run to mesa for a play tonight and dinner

    • damon18

      13 years ago

      I am the star stealing master!

      *puts on splinter cell mask, creeps toward Arizona*

      This may take a while.....

    • noirakita

      13 years ago

      piiiilllllsssss....

    • noirakita

      13 years ago

      butthepillsineedthepillsgimmiethepills!

    • noirakita

      13 years ago

      yes I did.

    • noirakita

      13 years ago

      lol good to know!

    • noirakita

      13 years ago

      I suppose, I do it all for fun though.

      and yes, I can walk and chew gum at the same time. as well as rubbing my tummy and patting my head.

    • daga123

      13 years ago

      well screw that, duke lost AND gonzaga lost - I am frickin pissed!!!!

      Oh, Americas Army is awesome stuff, and its a free online game because the Department of Defense (yes the US Gov) made it.

      you can download it at www.americasarmy.com
      cant complain with free, oh and the training sucks, so dont quit when you get to that part if you try it - once you get online its sweet!
      Let me know if your going to play it and have any ?'s

    • NinjaJesus

      13 years ago

      dont even kno. he got everyone waitin

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