Fatass321

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    • 1974 Schwinn Suburban

      10 years ago

      Fatass321

      Ok, anyone who truly knows me knows that I'm... a bit of a geek. A bike geek. Well... I got a new 'Burban. Shelly

      (That's my nickname for 'er) is lime-green, and brightens up my day when I see that God-awful (yet still extremely

      awesome) color. Everything but the paint was restored to factory specifications. It's quicker than hell, and so

      smooooth. Every time I see her I can't wait to ride her. *winks* Seriously, though, I feel sorry for Lance Armstrong

      and his precious carbon-fibre bike and all of that happy horse-shit, but if that guy could do everything he does on a steel-framed

      Schwinn that is TEN times more reliable than anything Trek could produce (because THOSE bikes are NOT going to be around in thirty-four

      years), I would truly respect him and his biking companions. I respect him as a man (for obvious reasons) and he IS a good rider, but... those bikes

      are for pussies. Seriously.

    • Modern Sonnet

      10 years ago

      Fatass321

      Some of the rules are changed up. It's not iambic pentameter, in Petrarchan form but with two additional lines serving as the final couplet. I chalange you to show me up on THIS one.

      Dirty thoughts fill my mind
      Of you and I, making love
      Some of them raunchy, some innocent as a dove
      Sex from you, I long to find
      In the red silk and velvet in the back of my mind
      Though I proclaim my lust, you still shove
      What makes it so hard? I don't need love
      Just a friendly booty call, a little bump&grind
      All right, I confess, I'm not the man I project
      I really want some attention, sex is a game
      Why do I pursue it?
      So now, my love, will you still reject?
      I will still give you all my love, even when little Elvis is lame
      So is that enough? Does it all fit?


      Yes, I will love you for the rest of my life
      As soon as I drop dead


      Eric J. Larabee

    • A close to a *monumental* decade

      10 years ago

      Fatass321

      As we, friends, draw a close to this year, I want to thank you all for helping Obama take over the world office in our fine democratic government. On a lighter note, why in the HELL do we get to inherit all of the baby boomer's and generation X's financial difficulties? It's bullshit. Just wait until our generation comes to power, y'all. We're gonna turn this shit upside-down and backwards.

      *Vote Fatass for President, 2020*

    • Crazy

      10 years ago

      Fatass321


      This is a song that was sung by the only country music star I like, Ms. Patsy Cline...

      Crazy

      Crazy, I'm crazy for feelin' so lonely
      Crazy, I'm crazy for feelin so blue

      I knew, you'd love me as long as you wanted
      And then someday, you'd leave me for somebody new

      Worry, why do I let myself worry?
      Wonderin, what in the world did I do?

      Crazy, I'm crazy for feelin' so lonely
      Crazy, I'm crazy for feelin so blue

      I'm crazy for tryin, and crazy for cryin,
      And I'm crazy for lovin'...you................

    • Love

      10 years ago

      Fatass321

      My bright star
      In a night's sky of dark loneliness
      I love you
      I want you

      You are so close to me
      Yet so far away
      My heart yearns for you
      My mind keeps me away

      But still I wait
      And I love you

      Eric J. Larabee

    • Something I found...

      11 years ago

      Fatass321

      I apologize for not being on so much...it's summer...lots of stuff to do...etc...etc...etc...
      but I found this, and I thought it would be a good one since I'm not on so much for everyone to see.

      LAYER ONE: ON THE OUTSIDE
      Name: Eric
      Birth date: March 21st of '91
      Birth place: Richmond, Va
      Current Location: Watertown, Wi
      Hair Color: dark brown
      Righty or Lefty: righty

      LAYER TWO: ON THE INSIDE
      Your heritage: Cherokee, German, French Canadian
      Shoes you wore today: White Reebok Tennis sneakers
      Your weakness: giving people stuff
      Your fears: failure
      Your perfect pizza: Chicken barbecue mixed with Hawaian(sp?)
      Goal you'd like to achieve: Restoring my Schwinn

      LAYER THREE: YESTERDAY, TODAY, TOMORROW
      Your most overused phrase: I'll be damned if...
      Your thoughts first waking up: What ring of Hell am I going to visit today?
      Your best physical feature: My legs (I ride bike reguraly)
      Your bedtime: 1:00 in the morning
      Your most missed memory: The barbecue ribs I ate last night

      LAYER FOUR: YOUR PICK
      Pepsi or Coke: Coke
      McDonald's or Burger King: BK
      Single or group dates: single
      Adidas or Nike: Nike
      Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton, for sure
      Chocolate or vanilla: Vanilla
      Cappuccino or coffee: Cappucino (no, not gay)

      LAYER FIVE: DO YOU?
      Smoke: no
      Cuss: I'll be damned if I don't
      Are You Single: Yes and no
      Take a shower: absolutely
      Have a crush: Yes, in fact, my heart IS capable of love for something other than food
      Think you've been in love: no
      Like high school: no
      Want to get married: if the right girl comes along
      Believe in yourself: Sometimes
      Get motion sickness: no
      Think you're attractive: Ha ha, very very funny
      Think you're a health freak: Hell no!
      Get along with your parents: Which set? The over-controling foster parents or the non-responsive mother?
      Like thunderstorms: Ususally, if I'm not delivering in the MIDDLE OF ONE!!!

      LAYER SIX: IN THE PAST MONTH
      Drank alcohol: Yes
      Gone on a date: Ha ha, funny.
      Gone to the mall: no
      Been on stage: Amatuer Elvis impersonater (not)
      Eaten an entire box of Oreos: I'm gonna lie here and say no
      Eaten sushi: Yes
      Been dumped: no
      Gone skating: no
      Gone skinny dipping: no

      LAYER SEVEN: HAVE YOU EVER
      Played a game that required removal of clothing: Only with myself :-(
      Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: no
      Been caught "doing something": no
      Been called a tease: no, who can tease when you look like me?
      Gotten beaten up: no

      LAYER EIGHT: GETTING OLDER
      Age you hope to be married: 35..make it 50, I want to live longer
      Number of Children: 3, all with a name that starts with the same letter (see a pattern? I'm Eric, and there's Eon and Elijah, my little bros.)
      How do you want to die: Going over a cliff in a pink '59 Caddy

      LAYER NINE: what i see IN A GIRL
      Best eye color?: any
      Best hair color?: any
      Short or long hair: I prefer long, but it's her choice, really
      Height: As long as I'm not "nuts over" her, I think I'm fine (no offense to the verticaly-handicapped)
      Best first date location: Either the local ice-cream parlor or on a sunny beach in a place called "Kokomo" (Beach Boys)
      Best first kiss location: In front of my f-parents, just to prove to them I'm not homosexual (no offense, straight in preference but not narrow in opinion)

      LAYER TEN: IN THE NUMBERS
      Number of people I could trust with my life: Too many to count. All of my friends, I guess
      Number of CD's I own: 3, one Elvis Christmas and two Patsy Cline
      Number of piercings: one
      Number of tattoos: 0
      Number of times my name has appeared in the Newspaper?: none
      Number of scars on my body: depends, I haven't looked

      Once had my nipples pierced. Don't do it unless you can't feel it, and my ear (although not used) is still pierced.

    • Missing The Un-Missable

      11 years ago

      Fatass321

      Or just a piece of my heart.
      I'm not sure. It seems I am meant to be alone in this life of mine, which I dubbed "Hell". My friends have signifacant others, as do my enemys, and the people I don't care about. It seems that everyone is being loved to some degree or another. Except for me. Have I thought about leaving my own personal Hell. Sure, it's not hard. A little pain, and, bing bang boom. But that's not the way to be.

      I think of happy times, to pass the time. Work hard in school, put in extra hours at my place of employment. Bike around town, enjoy a glass of lemonade, or root beer. Maybe a malt-shake when I scrounge up the money. But I'm never... entirely happy with myself. Or anything else. But the problem is, I THINK. I think of everything, and of nothing. Why can't I be the mindless drones, much like my teenage counterparts. My mother gave me a gift, that isn't tangible. Limitless thinking. Endless, uterly limitless. Sky's the limit. But it's also a curse, sent down, generation after generation of my thinking.

      I apologize, for those of you that read this. Life just ain't fair, and I'm whinen' 'bout it, when everyone knows it ain't fair. I apologize for the waist of time.


      Wonderin, What in the World Did I Do,
      Your Friend, enemy, Son, Dishwasher, Brother, Peer, Cohort, or Annoyance,
      Eric

    • Here's another one noone will read...

      11 years ago

      Fatass321

      I'm starting to get bored with the fact that I don't do much. I want to live my life, not watch it go by. I just turned 17 friday before last and guess what? I realised I'm a 17-year-old paper boy with no girlfriend, and no social life outside of school. So, I'm inviting friends over I want to ask this really nice (and cute, can't forget, she's as cute as a bug's ear) girl out (I plan to wait a little bit and become better friends with her), and I'm gonna get a motorcycle! Is this a mid-life crisis or is this normal for a self-sheltered teen like me? Ok, too much to read already.


      Leave me a boatload of stuffs to read, or OFF WITH YOUR HEADS :{) )

      Lovin' Life and Livin' Love,
      Eric

      PS: I love You! LOL


      Edit:Oh yeah, and Fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck. Yes, because I'm worth every penny, which comes to three cents, lol.

    • Diary of a Teenage Psycho...

      11 years ago

      Fatass321

      Well, I suppose. What I could do here is complain about my non-existent love-life, lack of friends who really and truly give a rat's ass. But I'm not going to. It's pointless. There's nothing I can do and nothing that's gonna change. I'm not a "sociolite", not one person I know is attracted to me. When a girl who is 5'2", 300 pounds, and claims that she is desperate isn't attracted to you, you're un-attractive. Funny story, I'll tell y'all later. I don't know what to do. I exercise, I mean, Christ on a goddamn stick! I do everything! I use rubbing alchohol on my face for pimples, it works by the way! My "spare tire" is nothing but a little hump on my stomach that I hide easily. I keep my hair neat, I shower daily (although I'd rather shower twice a day, but it uses a hell of alot of water, damn water bills...), I dress normaly, I do every single goddamn thing it takes to be "accepted" in this shitty society, and guess what? The intire population of America might as well put me on a stage, stand in front of me, and scream, "Fuck You, Eric!" It seems sometimes I have no purpose in this life. No one makes fun of me, but the only people who love me and care about me are my foster-parents. I've known them for two years. My mother doesn't give a rat's ass. She calls maybe once every two to three months. My grandmother calls to complain about mom, to which I respond "There's not a damn thing I can do, Nana," but she won't listen. I don't get anything bad, I'm not saying I hate everyone and all of that emo-suicidal crap, but not one asks me how my day went, or will give me a hug without grimacing, or me starting it. If I didn't talk to people, just waited for someone to say hello, I wouldn't get a damn one. I suppose I could say that I don't have alot of love in my life. Even just a friend who asks about my day, or lets me unload all of the shit that's on my back on them. I often wonder if anyone would go to my funeral or just say "Shit, I have to get my hair done," or "get the oil changed in my car that day," or even "It's to much of a hasle. I'd have to walk two blocks." I don't know. *Sighs*

      Patsy Cline - Crazy Dreams


      I had a dream last night that I held you
      And you still seemed as handsome to me
      But when I awoke I found you missin'
      It's just another Crazy Dream for me

      Crazy Dreams linger on, as I face an empty dawn
      With no end to it all, can I see
      For I've surely reached the end, lost your love to a friend
      Just another Crazy Dream for me.

      Once you were mine and we were so happy
      I never thought that the end, soon would be
      But now that you're gone, and I'm so lonesome
      Its' just another Crazy Dream for me.

      Crazy Dreams linger on, as I face an empty dawn
      With no end to it all, can I see
      For I've surely reached the end, lost your love to a friend
      Just another Crazy Dream for me.




      Ahh, sing it to me, Patsy. Your the only one who's good to me, sweetheart.


      Signing off,
      Eric, Plain and Simple

    • GRRRR....>:-(

      11 years ago

      Fatass321

      I took my foster-brother downtown to go window-shopping and stuff, because he's a

      total recluse and never leaves the damned house. He was mopey the whole time, and

      wouldn't do anything. I had a fever of 102 degrees, my joints ached, my bike's gears kept

      slipping up, and I said to myself, "You know, maybe he'd like to go do somethting." The

      least he could do is appreciate what I was doing for him. I spent four bucks on a

      goddamn malt-shake for him, which, when your a paper-boy making 25 bucks a week, it

      ain't just a drop-o-the hat to spend that much. To say in the least, I was pissed, especialy

      when I asked him if he had a good time and he says to me, "Are we gonna go home yet?"

      I kicked his ass. I spun him out with my 30+ year old bike on the way home, and then I

      slept for five hours because of my fever.

      Needless to say, I was not happy.


      Loving the dickens out of all y'all,
      Eric

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  • Comments (106)

    • spicepixie92

      10 years ago

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    • spicepixie92

      10 years ago

      ok...WHat THE FUCKING HELL ERIC>>>!!!! YOU DELETED ME!!!!!!!!

    • Lilwack52

      10 years ago

      hey

    • Lilwack52

      10 years ago

      hey buddy.

    • Lilwack52

      10 years ago

      Yeah he is my friend. and i cant stand that he does not want me to go out with her i love kim and respect her. i would never hurt her. in my eyes she is perfect. but to john i guess not.

    • Lilwack52

      10 years ago

      its all fine i guess. having a tuff time right now because of what is going on. i just dont like when people hurt kim. she never does anything wrong. i would ask her out but she wont say yes.

    • Lilwack52

      10 years ago

      hey

    • Lilwack52

      10 years ago

      hey i would like to be friends.

    • Lilwack52

      10 years ago

      i know who you are i can tell that you care for kim but can you understand that she can fend for herself somtimes.

    • wolfleaf

      10 years ago

      ok i see

    • wolfleaf

      10 years ago

      well you just started this so now its on, i don't have to be jealous, i have her heart and she has mine. by the way go fuck your self because i don't care who you are, what you r trying to do, but just go fuck yourself.

      also I'm coming to see Kim soon, so you r nothing so i don't have to spend the time reading your little hate mail to me

    • wolfleaf

      10 years ago

      hey fatass go to hell and leave kim alone
      or i will make it my life goal to end you

    • MissJaded

      10 years ago

      Well have fun with that.

    • MissJaded

      10 years ago

      Sarah told me about all that.

    • MissJaded

      10 years ago

      And as his user name says... He's hot...

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    • MissJaded

      10 years ago

      Took you long enough to realize that.

      Btw, who told you it was me?

    • MissJaded

      10 years ago

      You want to say "Hi" after ditching me for Nick?... So, What happened to him?... Did he ditch you for another man?

    • MissJaded

      10 years ago

      Do I dare ask what you want Eric?

    • 2006charger

      10 years ago

      Not only that, but those old wagons are tanks. Escalades.... Well, they have plastic bumpers now, like any sedan available today.

    • BlackiceD

      10 years ago

      so what is going on with you ?

    • spicepixie92

      10 years ago

      hope you have a better thanksgiving then him
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    • Copy001

      10 years ago

      You are most welcome.

      Please. I would appreciate it, if you shared them with us.

      I see. Change. Let's go, and hunt time. She waits in the border that surrounds the stagnant shell of mystery, and the leaden city-street of progress.

    • Copy001

      10 years ago

      In response to your Journal Comment:

      Ah, yes. Curiosity, killing the cat.

      Max has too many lives to count. He's daft, and old. So cold.

      Who was I pulling for? Both, in a way. Alas, I am happy to see Barack Obama as the President Elect.

      ...I hope the Oswalds think before they take their arms.

      Thank you for commenting.

    • Copy001

      10 years ago

      You don't have to apologise. I understand. All's fair in the world, while the leaves of time blow over, like the solid wind on the invisible shore.

    • Copy001

      10 years ago

      In response to your Journal Comment:

      Thank you. I am happy, to see your kind words.

      My writings displease you? Oh, my. Forgive me, friend. The muse that inspired me is gone. That is no excuse for my lax actions. I must find her.

      To the cat-mobile!

    • spicepixie92

      10 years ago

      u aint a dishwasher anymore....

    • emosquit

      10 years ago

      aww

    • emosquit

      10 years ago

      lol yea=p
      how ya?

    • lilith87

      10 years ago

      Yeah, try riding a bike in South Louisiana in the summertime a few miles. Having a car will suddenly become a high priority. hahahaha

    • emosquit

      10 years ago

      aww =[*hugs*

    • emosquit

      10 years ago

      lol cool
      i might need to borrow that, if a large amount of people die in london, not my falt *whistles* lol

    • emosquit

      10 years ago

      lol, yay lol
      coolio x2
      nice lol
      aww my pearents said if i realy wanted t theyd pay for evening classes for meh
      lol yea
      will do!

    • emosquit

      11 years ago

      lol, um, not so sweet, but cool ta
      watertown?

    • emosquit

      11 years ago

      lol yea & thanks=)
      xxrach

    • lilith87

      11 years ago

      Apparently difference is an offense these days. Most particularly, I find, to people who claim to be open-minded and "tolerant." I'll never understand how telling someone you're praying for them or wishing someone "Merry Christmas" is offensive. If a Jewish person wished me a "Happy Hannukah" or a Muslim person greeted in the name of Allah, I would thank them and return the thoughtfulness. I'm not offended by their polite thoughts merely because they are based in a different foundation than mine. It's so stupid. But people these days get offended because someone's "imposing their religion" on them. *rolls eyes* They have no idea what that even means. They're just self-absorbed, immature and whiny. ok....I'm done now. hahahaha

    • lilith87

      11 years ago

      Thanks. I appreciate it. And the prayers. lol Prayer doesn't offend me. haha

    • ktlyn

      11 years ago

      well, i've never attended that elementary school..however i do live in the rhonart park area..

    • spicepixie92

      11 years ago

      ummmm u now have part of me curious where the other part is feeding the other part of me choclet 2 shut them up

    • akmeteor

      11 years ago

      you only wish i would

    • lilith87

      11 years ago

      Sounds exciting. lol

    • Copy001

      11 years ago

      In response to your Journal Comment:

      Today, we will have light amounts of Rain, and SEVENTY THOUSAND HELLS WITH INFINTE WINTERS AT THE FRONT.

      Back to you, Rob.

    • lilith87

      11 years ago

      Thanks!
      How've you been?

    • lilith87

      11 years ago

      You are most welcome.

    • lilith87

      11 years ago

      Oi. That's always a difficult situation. Well, the only advice I have is to just keep being yourself, be her friend first of all, and things will work out for the best. I know that doesn't make it an easier emotionally, but it's really all you can do. *hug* Not so much fun, though, I know.

    • lilith87

      11 years ago

      Girl trouble because of the girl? or because of the situation?

    • lilith87

      11 years ago

      pretty good, overall. :)
      You?

    • Copy001

      11 years ago

      In response to your Journal Comment:

      It is quite alright. And, you are Welcome.

    • Copy001

      11 years ago

      In response to your Image Comment:

      I am sorry. Really, I am. But, when I was a Child, my Father called me a "mistake", only because I did not conform to his image of a son, and he deemed me a "horrid" child, because of my appearance and because of my Mother, who he despised. He Loved my Siblings, but he hated me. He beat me until I was a bloody pulp, and he called me a "bastard", and a "mistake", for, he only wanted me to feel such a way, so I can be tormented.

      And, I will Hope and Pray for you, and I wish you the best. If you need any help, inspiration, or just a Friend-I am here.

      Alas, I thank you for Commenting.

      My Best,
      ~Copy001.

    • Copy001

      11 years ago

      In response to your Second Journal Comment:

      Yet again, thank you.

      And, I will keep it up. I just Hope that my words leave a Legacy to those who want them.

    • Copy001

      11 years ago

      In response to your Journal Comment:

      Thank you.

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