Fireball DRUNK

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from Houston, TX

  • Activity

    • Better Homes and Gardens

      1 year ago

      Fireball

      I haven't logged in for a long time. 


      I would say that is because I am busy, but honestly, it's because I choose not to. We've all heard the complaints about the site functionality, and while that was a valid excuse, I think we all just started to age and found other things to fill our time. 


      Where can I begin to bring you up to speed with me? My last journal of significance was from my wedding, nearly three years ago. 


      Not much has happened to mark the passage of time. There haven't been any major milestones, just pebbles and rocks along the way. For the most part, it has been uneventful and steady, which probably sounds like prison for some, but for us, it's divine. 


      In 2016, we adopted another dog. This time, a pit bull named Wedge. He's equally a joy and a pain. He needs surgery on his leg that we are still saving for. 


      In 2017, we took two cruises and I turned 30. It was really weird to finally be at a point that I should be an adult....but I just don't feel like one. 


      This year, we have already taken one cruise and have another shorter one in the works. We really love cruise vacations. Can't stop taking them. 


      I hope to see y'all at RTX. 


    • This damn shit Dopp made me do

      2 years ago

      Fireball

      General: 

      Username: Fireball

      From: Brunswick, Georgia.....Living in Houston, Texas

      Sponsor: I think so. 

      Date Joined: November 22, 2004 - Can we just have a moment for how fucking long I have overstayed my welcome?  Okay, thanks. 

      Last Signed in: Just now. 


      Rooster Teeth Content:  

      First Rooster Teeth Video you saw: Honestly, that was 12 years ago. I have no idea. 

      Last Podcast you watched: I don't even remember, but Gus was mad about something and Gavin almost puked, so you can use that info to narrow it down. 

      Oh, wait. 

      Nevermind. 


      Favorite member of the Rooster Teeth Cast & Crew: Caleb, but only because he let me get drunk at his house and was a really lovely host. 

      Did you watch a RT video today: No. Ain't nobody got time for that. 


      RT Site:  

      Current Number Of Notifications: 

      Name of first Journal:   Honestly, I am not even going to bother to look. 

      Name of you latest Journal: RTX Booze Cruise

      Last Photo you uploaded: A picture of me getting drunk at my wedding, with my old man chillin' in the back ground. He got shitfaced too, so as you can see, the apple didn't fall far from the tree. 

      Last Thread you commented on:  Sports Bar

      Last Private message sent to: Your Mom 


      Achievement Hunter:  

      Do I get achievements for drinking? No? Okay, well then I am not interested.


      The Community   

      Favorite Group:  The reincarnated ThunderDome (CALF) and also the Booze Cruise group. 
      Have you gone to a community event: Bro, are you serious right now? I've been to several RVBTO's, all the RTX's, and I host a very important cruise with booze every year for people attending RTX. 


      Favorite Fellow Community member: If you were at my wedding (or invited) you are my favorite. Also, if I have ever hugged the shit out of you and called you Sugar, Hunny, or Darlin'. 

    • RTX 2016 - Booze Cruise

      3 years ago

      Fireball

      Hello there. Long time no post.


      As some of you know, there is going to be another booze cruise going on this year at RTX. We still have about 20 ish spots left and would love to have you attend.

      https://placeat-et-unde.ticketbud.com/rtboozecruis...


      Cost is $35, but that includes 3 hours on the high seas along with booze and snacks. We get back in time for people to prepare for the SQ charity auction.


      Please pass this along to your friends. We're gonna have a great time!

    • PAX South

      3 years ago

      Fireball

      Hi, Long time no see.


      Sorry, life has been pretty busy for me. I am currently focusing all of my attention on my job and running my house.


      As Jones still hasn't found work yet, we are making the extremely sad call to cancel our plans to go to PAX South. It's heartbreaking for both of us, as we really enjoyed the event last year, but right now we can't cover the extra expenditure and our bills. Sometimes you have to be an adult.


      That being said, we have three weekend passes that we need to sell. I'm asking face value ($75 a piece) in order to recoup what I have already spent.


      Message me if you are interested and we can work out the rest.

    • 3 years ago

      Fireball
    • 25 September 2015

      3 years ago

      Fireball

      After five years of hanging out with my best friend, Jonesy....we got hitched.

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      It really was the best day of my life and I couldn't have been more happy.

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      More pictures and details to follow. For now, enjoy this selfie with our Rev.

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  • Comments (775)

    • aeon1 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold aeon1

      3 years ago

      sorry for being so drunk.... But you rock and I wish you the best!

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    • darnclem King of Dongs

      5 years ago

      Happy Dongday

    • Juls FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Blam Bitches

      5 years ago

      I was wondering if you could help me with a bit of a historical science experiment. I'm trying to find a vintage red velvet cake recipe and test a myth. So first and foremost, according to lore, old red velvet cake recipes did not call for food coloring. The chocolate powder would react with buttermilk or another ingredient to make the cake red. Or so says io9. I've found another link that attributed the use of food coloring to a company that wanted to sell food coloring.

      Alas I cannot find any early copies of a recipe that doesn't require it. I was wondering if you ever, in your awesome love of vintage things, went in for vintage cook books or maybe knew how to find old recipes. I am dying to see if I can actually make a red velvet cake that doesn't require food coloring.

      • Fireball DRUNK

        5 years ago

        If you want us to swing by, let me know. I'm sure y'all will be super busy, but we'd love to see you if you can make some time for us.

      • Juls FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Blam Bitches

        5 years ago

        We are gonna be in Austin next week actually! Wednesday - Sunday.

      • Fireball DRUNK

        5 years ago

        My mom used to use beet juice, but I'll poke around and see what I can find.

        Are y'all coming over this way anytime soon?

    • otter_be FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Butts Forum Moderator

      5 years ago

      I miss you and I miss your face!

    • Dopp ROLL TIDE

      5 years ago

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      The penguin is totally jones.

      • Fireball DRUNK

        5 years ago

        Oh god, it is him.

    • SailorTweek FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RTX Head Guardian

      5 years ago

      Hottest Featured User ever...of all time <3

    • Linh

      5 years ago

      Happy Featured User Day Amanda!!! smiley0.gif

    • Kaoru27Umi Princess of Mars

      5 years ago

      Happy FU Day! smiley13.gifsmiley12.gif

    • Nic_Pietron FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Arch-guy

      5 years ago

      FU? Cheers!!!

    • Erkan FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Take It Easy.... bitches

      5 years ago

      Happy FU Day!!! smiley0.gif

    • Shadowsflame FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Signature Team Lead

      5 years ago

      Congratulations on FU! smiley0.gif

    • Dopp ROLL TIDE

      5 years ago

      Dicks and butts and rainbows and unicorns.

      All these things on your FU day, butthole.

    • RainbowStorm

      5 years ago

      Congratulations for being the featured user

    • MrVash

      5 years ago

      Congrats on being Featured User!

    • Nat

      5 years ago

      Congrats on being FU!

    • Kiwi OCC Time Lord

      5 years ago

      Happy FU Day! Congrats on working through the 24-day challenge! You're gonna rock it!

    • Dame

      5 years ago

      smiley13.gif~ Happy F.U. Day!!! ~ smiley13.gif

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    • jeff Shorts Forum Mod

      5 years ago

      hey not sure if you got my fb comment, but give me a shout on there is probably best form of communication or text.

    • Cheshire_Cat FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Registration Team Lead

      6 years ago

      These are the books by the authors I was telling you about at RTX. The later ones are some of my favourites, but I would recommend starting at the first one, Relic, and going forward. :)

      I also really like The Rachel Morgan books.

      Let me know what you think!

    • Dopp ROLL TIDE

      6 years ago

      Yo, can you send me your street address. Either as a PM or a text.

      I want to go ahead and plug it in to see if I can get a good route to Houston.

    • dacalac FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      6 years ago

      GF says you should do a vintage Little Mermaid look with the awesome red hair! =)

    • Juls FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Blam Bitches

      6 years ago

      Let's shop for shoes in the 1940s. This might be the best thing they do on their website. Every now and then they put up old clothes magazines and I saw this one and thought of you.

    • jeff Shorts Forum Mod

      6 years ago

      when are you guys coming to fl/ga area again?

      • Fireball DRUNK

        6 years ago

        August. We'll be there sometime in the middle for my brother's wedding. As I can only take so much of my family, I'm all for heading your way and hanging out.

    • Dopp ROLL TIDE

      6 years ago

      This should be your shirt:

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    • Dopp ROLL TIDE

      6 years ago

      Maybe you can help me here.

      I've washed Natalie's bedding and blankets twice because she got sick on them last night. They still smell a bit of vomit.

      Is there a secret to getting this out?

      • Dopp ROLL TIDE

        6 years ago

        omg

        I forgot to reply to this. Megan had already washed the stuff in hot water smiley7.gif She was thinking more along the lines of germ/virus control than staining. I read this to her and we now know how to go about doing it. Thanks!

      • Fireball DRUNK

        6 years ago

        Yes. It's a process, but it should work.

        1. Do not use hot water. This will set the proteins in the vomit and while the smell will come out, the stain won't. Also, don't toss in the dryer until the smell/stain is out. Dry on cool if possible.

        2. Dampen the soiled area then apply some baking soda. Rub the soda into the stain. Drizzle on some lemon juice or vinegar. Watch it fizz and giggle like you are making a volcano in your 2nd grade science class. Work the vinegar/baking soda experiment paste into the stain. Rub it in good and try to work out some of the stain. At this point, most of that stuff should come out. Rinse. Wring out.

        3. If the stain is a persistant bastard, pull out the heavy guns. Get some plain ol' blue Dawn dish liquid. Use a squirt on the offending stain and watch it plead for mercy. Rub it in for good measure. Soak in cold water for a while. Rinse. Wring out.

        4. If you've gotten most of it out unlike Lady Macbeth.....you can now toss it in the washer, cause you've got better shit to do. Wash on cold! And toss one of the following into the wash with the detergent of choice: 1/2 cup vinegar (don't worry, the vinegar smell will not hang around) or some Borax, or Washing Soda (not baking soda). I personally use Borax because it gets animal stuff out of linens.

        Good luck!

    • thecia DOMINATOR

      6 years ago

      friends?

    • Cheshire_Cat FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Registration Team Lead

      6 years ago

      How were we not friends?! The internet is broken!

      You rock, lady!

      • Cheshire_Cat FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Registration Team Lead

        6 years ago

        thanks!

      • Fireball DRUNK

        6 years ago

        I had no idea we weren't! Fixed now.

    • Nevada

      6 years ago

      You n Jones still live at the same place? I'm shipping you a Christmas present....

      • Fireball DRUNK

        6 years ago

        We aren't moving anytime soon.

    • SailorTweek FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RTX Head Guardian

      6 years ago

      I'm fixing this whole "Fireball and Tweek are not friends on RT" bullshit smiley12.gif

    • Schraver Party Hard

      6 years ago

      Amanda!!! I already miss you and Matt sooo much!!! smiley9.gif

    • aeon1 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold aeon1

      6 years ago

      hey fireball,
      met you at fado with locken. i must know more stories about your youth! so if you could go ahead and make a book about it that would be fantastic. lol

      Post edited 7/28/12 1:38AM

    • craZboy87 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Retired Guardian Hat

      6 years ago

      So I got everything set up to have my phone go on the Canada Roaming thing and have 55MB of international data to use(in case of no WiFi) while I'm in Toronto. Kind of screwed on the gift card thing, though, I'll need to sell that I suppose. Can't use it in Canada or apparently use it towards buying Canadian Dollars.

      • Fireball DRUNK

        6 years ago

        Excellent.

        As for the gift card thing, that sucks.

    • locken FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold We're All A little Mad H

      7 years ago

      Hey fireball, met yah at Fado while hanging out with Mary and Chris. Just wanted to say thank you for sharing your awesome stories. I will never forget the "Punching of Cows" or the "Attack of the Kamikaze Fire Bees". I could never retell such brilliant stories.
      You're awesome!

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      7 years ago

      YESS! FEATURED USER!

    • Nat

      7 years ago

      Happy FU day! smiley12.gif

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      7 years ago

      Happy FU day!!!

    • Orange1000

      7 years ago

      FU

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      7 years ago

      Happy FU!

    • Russspruce FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      7 years ago

      Hey Amanda! It's been too long, but I just wanted to congratulate you on being the Featured User!

    • Steven FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      7 years ago

      Happy happy happy FU Amanda!

    • ReaperOfMan

      7 years ago

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      7 years ago

      FU ma'am, fu!

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      7 years ago

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    • Linh

      7 years ago

      Happy FU day Amanda :)

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      7 years ago

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    • SilentEmmet

      7 years ago

      Happy featured User day!!!

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      7 years ago

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    • DrJones

      7 years ago

      Hey, congrats on the FU!

      • darnclem King of Dongs

        7 years ago

        OH MY GOD, SUCH AN HONOR

      • Fireball DRUNK

        7 years ago

        I hate you. smiley5.gif

    • darnclem King of Dongs

      7 years ago

      lol

    • Patrick

      7 years ago

      Happy FU!!

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