FloodKicker

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from The Land Before Time

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    • Wow

      6 years ago

      FloodKicker

      So much has changed.
      I FIGURED I SHOULD STOP BY!
      See how everyone is doing smiley0.gif

    • So I saw this...

      8 years ago

      FloodKicker
      Did you play Animal Crossing as a child?

      If one game defined my childhood, it was Animal Crossing. It was like having an alternate, idyllic life. When most people play that game they only play for 15 minutes at a time, unless they have something important to do, like complete a festival or do some heavy-duty remodeling. I always played that game for hours and hours at a time: I had a insanely lucrative fruit growing operation that kept me busy as fuck.

      My town’s name was Town (I was such an original little 10 year old) and the native fruit was Apples. The entire lower section of my map, from the sea to the police station and up near the rock cliffs, were all Oranges, pears...and money trees. I even got the game with the special memory card. I loved Animal Crossing, but games just slip away sometimes like real-life friends, and I guess that’s what happened in this case.

      Animal Crossing and the Gamecube just became background dust, and when we got the Wii, the Gamecube disappeared completely. I only got 12 dollars for it when I traded it in, and that made me a little bitter. Animal Crossing wasn’t worth much at all, like 6 dollars, and I wish I’d never traded it, for both sentimental reasons, and for my sanity’s sake. But, now the 360 has taken the Wii’s place, and it’s the Wii’s turn to take up dust along side the lost Gameboy Colors and the obscure gameboy advance. Today I decided to dust off the Wii and play a little Starfox Adventures. I normally keep that game in a large box filled with games, wires, controllers and memory cards, but I couldn’t find it today. I must have looked for at least 15 minutes, digging around through Tony Hawks and Grand Theft Autos and Pokemon- I was about to give up and just play the 360 when I dug up something from the very bottom. It was an unmarked game-case that I’d never seen it before, but upon opening it up...

      I saw Animal Crossing, and in the little slot where you can store your memory card was the original grey one that contained the free NES game. I figured it must have been my sisters town, or a copy that a friend had left at my house, so I shrugged and put it in, mostly for old times sake.

      You can notice when certain things are off pretty quickly, even more so when you grew up with the thing in question. The discrepancies are amplified, and right from the get go, I knew the theme music was off. I didn’t know what- but something was off. In the very beginning during the title screen, the music starts off with the steady drum beat, and then the piano comes in.

      There was no drum beat, it just cut to the piano, and in a few seconds, the drumbeat came in...but it was off. Just by a little bit, enough to make me notice and cringe, almost like someone had taken the drums and tweaked the rhythm by a hair and took piano part and changed the pitch. The bright yellow, happy logo letters came were normal, but the white letters underneath, with the copyright and the 2001, 2002 Nintendo was missing altogether, instead, there was this weird symbol that looked like a sideways 8. At this point, I thought the game was just a little weird- the graphics looked fine, and everything else was normal, so I pressed the start button.

      Normally there’s this whole loading scene when you talk to one of the animals in your town and select your character. This was there, but it was weird: it wasn’t a character I recognized., He was a dog with the same head-shape as K.K Slider, but he was completely black and had glowing, yellow eyes. The character had no name at all in that little green bubble, but I placed him. He was an altered version of Lucky, that freaky ass dog wearing the bandages in both Wild World and the Gamecube version.

      Another thing was wrong: the language. Instead of being cute gibberish, it was deeper and more pronounced, so it didn’t sound like gibberish: it sounded like some kind of legitimate, foreign language, and just something about the tone made it seem like it was more sinister and intense then I ever remember any aspect of that game being. The dialogue was pretty normal, but when you start a new town or play on a new memory card, K.K Slider is supposed to introduce you.

      Obviously, that wasn’t the case, and the weird Lucky went through K.K’s normal speal, till the very end. He said that life on your own was lonely, but with friends, it could be even funner, especially when you’re friends with someone...FOREVER. I don’t know if you’ve ever reset your game before, but when Resetti, that fucking mole, gets pissed at you for reseting, the font is huge. Forever was just as big as Resetti at his angriest.

      I mentally put two and two together: the symbol in the green name bubble was the infinity symbol. I was a bit unsettled, to tell you the truth, but before I could freak out or anything, it cut to the train scene.


      Continued in comments.


    • Too long

      8 years ago

      FloodKicker

      It has been smiley0.gif

    • I'm bored so..

      8 years ago

      FloodKicker


      Duke Nukem Forever is finally being released in the spring time.
      Who actually believes them this fucking time?

    • 2 previews!

      8 years ago

      FloodKicker

      If you haven't seen them already, check out my most anticipated games of next years holidays!
      THEY
      ARE
      FUCKING
      AWESOME
      SKYRIM
      MASS EFFECT 3
      FUCK YEAH SEA KING

    • I HAVE RETURNED

      8 years ago

      FloodKicker

      Again
      Because I missed you all.
      I was bored with just being a comedian so I also got a day job.
      See you at Gamestop bitches smiley13.gif

    • MAKE A JOURNAL ENTRY

      8 years ago

      FloodKicker

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    • LOOK!

      8 years ago

      FloodKicker

      AT MY CREATION!
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      He's almost 2 I think!
      ...
      I'm a horrible father I know :P

      All the other pictures I have contain the bitch of bitchiness so instead of drawing mustaches on all of them I'll just post the one pic

    • 8 years ago

      FloodKicker
  • Comments (562)

    • Godley

      6 years ago

      *cough*

    • K0Z FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold The Tower XVI

      6 years ago

      Just to be clear, we miss you.

    • Bayard FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold The uneasyDreamer

      8 years ago

      Three days ago I got a badly decayed wisdom tooth pulled and my jaw has hurt like nine rings of Hell ever since. Also I am still playing Magic the Gathering.

    • Bayard FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold The uneasyDreamer

      8 years ago

      Six siblings. Five sisters, one brother. Oldest is my mother's daughter, then my father's daughter, then another daughter of my mother, my mother's son, myself and two younger sisters.

      Why?

    • Bayard FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold The uneasyDreamer

      8 years ago

      I really don't know. The oldest one must be in their early teens or something.

    • Bayard FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold The uneasyDreamer

      8 years ago

      Boy this time. And it is kinda hard to keep track so it may well be uncle x 9.

    • Bayard FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold The uneasyDreamer

      8 years ago

      Fair enough. As for my end, two nights ago I became an uncle x 8.

    • Bayard FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold The uneasyDreamer

      8 years ago

      Ah well best of luck. Just so longas you do what is in the boy' best interests.

    • Bayard FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold The uneasyDreamer

      8 years ago

      And BAM! I am back. So how's the son?

    • Bayard FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold The uneasyDreamer

      8 years ago

      Check his images. All will be revealed.

      I will be gone for a few minutes, but then I will get back online and we can catch up propper like.

    • BlazingWolf FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 years ago

      You are so hardcore

    • jadems

      8 years ago

      DANGER DANGER
      HIGH VOLTAGE
      WHEN WE TOUCH
      WHEN WE KISS

    • BlazingWolf FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 years ago

      I don't think Trixie will be happy that speed is buying hookers

    • BlazingWolf FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 years ago

      No, I just "borrow" speed racers car

    • BlazingWolf FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 years ago

      Psh, it takes me 30 minutes.

    • BlazingWolf FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 years ago

      I'm in the gay/expensive county, Harford.

      Pro tip, candy distracts the little girls during rape.

    • BlazingWolf FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 years ago

      I was knocking up all the little girls then?

    • BlazingWolf FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 years ago

      Well I don't live in D.C. I live, just around the tip of the chesapeake Bay

    • spartfartmen

      8 years ago

      OMG THE CAKE IS A SPY!!!

    • BlazingWolf FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 years ago

      FRUIT OF THE LOOM?

    • BlazingWolf FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 years ago

      If you don't then I will come find you.

    • Bayard FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold The uneasyDreamer

      8 years ago

      Gotta go. Library closing.

    • Bayard FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold The uneasyDreamer

      8 years ago

      Oh you know, working hard or hardly working.

      I am actually trying to get to the next level of my drivers liscence at last.

    • Bayard FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold The uneasyDreamer

      8 years ago

      So apart from post-marital strife, alcohol induced dreams of dubious content and your new hardcore gamer girlfriend, whats new?

    • bexatron

      8 years ago

      That's AWESOME.

      But then again, if I was involved, of course it was sexy.

    • Bayard FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold The uneasyDreamer

      9 years ago

      Oh you know, trying to sort out all the annoying shit that piles up in my life. Failing miserably. Minimal internet access.

      The usual.

    • Delta

      9 years ago

      Its cool, the project we are working on now is much more interesting anyway.

      And it was about quantum physics of course.

      Also, I can't talk about my current project yet. smiley7.gif

    • K0Z FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold The Tower XVI

      9 years ago

      Let ghost have him? ...

      I'll get the broom.

    • Delta

      9 years ago

      Doing good. How have you been?

      Also, the physics are over... it was research for a video game project I'm on... It doesn't look like we are going in that direction anymore.

    • K0Z FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold The Tower XVI

      9 years ago

      It's Flood_savior! GET HIM!!!

    • K0Z FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold The Tower XVI

      9 years ago

      Just the normal stupidity, nothing critical has found my attention as of yet. But still, theres always room for improvement.

    • phoenixlord

      9 years ago

      I'm just going to pay for it.

    • BlazingWolf FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      Naked old people?

      NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo

    • simskiller

      9 years ago

      It's pretty good, we only get to play on Sundays for 4 hours to stress test the servers (Which apparently is better then the previous group that only got 2), it's the European beta so I have some issues but nothing major. I'm playing a Crim and I find it pretty fun, only issues is the weapons as some are more OP then the others, oh and when you group up you switch over to the organization that the leader is working for and don't stay with the person you pledged to.

      Customization is fun, and not really user friendly but if you know what you want to do after getting over the learning curve you can make great stuff, (Example I saw was someone made a spiderman tattoo so it looked like the the suit was under the skin, and the guy was ripping his chest and it was made up of 97 layers.)

      Music maker is kinda fun and you can make some neat stuff. (Brought a Deus Ex theme off of the auction house.)

      All in all it's good fun, and I can't wait for it to get released.

    • phoenixlord

      9 years ago

      An actual ticket. I didn't get a warning because it was a small town and don't do "catch and release."

    • BlazingWolf FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      IS IT GOING TO GO TOWARDS SCIENCE??

    • Bayard FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold The uneasyDreamer

      9 years ago

      Lets see, _syn decided his idea for a story was crap and came up with a new one, I completely failed to update BD Tales and some other shit happened to everyone else.

    • bexatron

      9 years ago

      Wow...I was going to answer your comment to me, but then I got sidetracked by BW's sheer horror...

      Uh...

      Anyway...

      My exam is for my Corporate Responsibilty class, and this chapter's all about strategic philanthropy.
      It sounds dreadful, I know, but it's actually pretty interesting.

    • BlazingWolf FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      OH MAH GOD NOOOOOOOOO!!

      THAT'S WORST THEN LOSING MY TESTICLES!!

    • BlazingWolf FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      THE POOOOOOORN

    • BlazingWolf FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      IT HIT PUBERTY!!

    • BlazingWolf FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      My mind is ruined!!

    • astarte

      9 years ago

      i'm thinking of marrying facebook

    • phoenixlord

      9 years ago

      Good luck getting him to buy alcohol. XDDD

    • Bayard FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold The uneasyDreamer

      9 years ago

      Good and remember, hitting them with a paralytic dark first makes them easier to hit with a baseball bat.

    • Bayard FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold The uneasyDreamer

      9 years ago

      Glad to hear it! Remember to do the trick where you strap landmines to their shoes.

    • Bayard FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold The uneasyDreamer

      9 years ago

      Not bad. My sister moved out so I can get some peace. I once again have access to my laptop. So now everyone is pressuring me to write more and my Xbox is broken and I can't find a job or a new place to live...
      .
      .
      ...okay so I am feeling a little depressed now.

    • BadtzMaru

      9 years ago

      Added to watchlist as well.

    • Bayard FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold The uneasyDreamer

      9 years ago

      It would hurt a lot actually. I am thinking of doing it in stages. This would be the first stage. It would be on my lower back. The second would be a raven on each side of it and the third would be a picture of the Hanged Man (Odin) and Yggdrasil (The World Tree) above it.

    • Bayard FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold The uneasyDreamer

      9 years ago

      Hey I was thinking of getting this tattooed on my back. Tell me what you think.

      "Send high the wings of Thought
      and great we shall become.

      Send high the wings of Memory
      and hold greatness for our sons.

      Yet guard them well from all harm
      that may befall.

      For should Thought fall we are nought but beasts
      and should Memory follow, we are nought at all."

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