FlyinCaveman

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from Knoxville, TN

  • Activity

    • 6 years ago

      FlyinCaveman

      Woooow.... been forever since I've been on here. On the friends I've made on here haven't logged on in years. Sad day.

    • For those who have souls...

      7 years ago

      FlyinCaveman

      Aight, listen up, a lot of people are already done holiday shopping. Some aren't. Either way, I ask that you take a minute and SERIOUSLY think about Toys-For-Tots.Just something simple, y'know? If you have an extra twenty or thirty dollars laying around (I know in this economy that's not likely) take it and buy a gift for Toys-For-Tots, you can use their website to find a donation location if you don't know where one is. Just click HERE.

    • SON OF A WHORE!

      7 years ago

      FlyinCaveman

      I haven't been nearly as active as I once was, and nowhere near as active as I wanted to be. NOT ONLY THAT! My sponsorship ended. Come next payday, fuck it, I'm getting it again....

    • I'm back!

      8 years ago

      FlyinCaveman

      Okay, so I'm back after a looooooong hiatus. I plan on making more posts and being a little more active on this site. If I sound like I'm trolling and making really retarded posts, please, just bare in mind, my interactions with people have been a an extreme minimum for the last couple of months and my intellectual capacity has taken a nose dive because of this and lack of any mental stimulation whatsoever.... smiley4.gifsmiley4.gif

    • Gah

      9 years ago

      FlyinCaveman

      If you ever have a chance to join the USAF under Air Traffic Control, don't. Seriously. Love this job, but already got waaaay too many dumbfucks messing it up, don't make me hate it even more.

    • It's Mega Man Baby...

      10 years ago

      FlyinCaveman

      Greatest video, ever....

      Mega Man

    • Long Time

      10 years ago

      FlyinCaveman

      So, it's been long time since I have bothered to ramble pointlessly. Short recap, with the possibility someone actually pays attention: Dan, my best friend, decided to have sex with Ashley, the girl I was dating, while his girlfriend was in North Carolina.... Yeaaa....

      Needlessly to say, I don't speak t either Dan or Ashley. I am, however, sleeping with Sarah, the girl that was in NC. Also, since then, I have a shiny new laptop. Also, I've put about a thousand dollars in repairs on my car. All in various parts. Well, might be closer to like six hundred actually. Oh well.

      Plus, I'm suppose to take my ASVAB on Wednesday and my MEPS on Thursday. Not worried about the ASVAB, I took the practice one like four times, my lowest was a 90... So yea, I'm set. Next, all I'll have to do is sign my life away for the next for years, and after that, another four, and so on until I retire.

      And I'm going to get drunk this weekend at my friend's after prom. If any luck, I might talk her into a date sometime. >.>

    • ....

      10 years ago

      FlyinCaveman

      I need a roadtrip. Need to get out of here, if only for a few days. Just gotta go.

    • Fuckity fuck fuck fuck....

      10 years ago

      FlyinCaveman

      Okay, I managed to get off work on time, with everything done. I go "home" (I have like five...) and start making breakfast for my family of friends. Pancakes, bacon, sausage and eggs. Yum. I really just made the pancakes and helped with the bacon. Sarah mostly did the bacon and sausage while Ashley perfected the eggs. To which my family of friends ate. After words, the group (Dan, his girlfriend Sarah, Sarah's little sister Allie, Shannon, Test, Bussey, Sam, Ashley and I) just pretty much sat around lounging, doing nothing in general.

      Well, the thing you should know is that Allie is pregnant, at the age of 17. And that the father is a cracked out, fat ass meth head that use to abuse her. She doesn't really want him involved, for good, obvious reasons. Well, she was going to change the date of an ultrasound because she didn't want him to be there. This in turn prompted a plethora (ahaha.... Plethora) of death threats. Most of them involved a shotgun to her face or running her over. She had him on speaker phone during some of it, so I can honestly say that that's what was said. Well, the guy is also a pussy ass coward so we just decided to fuck with him a bit. So the next time he called, we just kind of messed with him. We didn't call him any names or make any threats, but we did make fun of his raging stutter and stupidity. Like Owlpants Lane. Bussey was wearing these tootsie pop pajama pants that had that owl, so we kept calling him our bouncer and his name was Owlpants. Cuz seriously, how hardass does the name Owlpants sound? So he asked where we were at, and we said Owlpants Lane. The dumbass actually thought it was real. Finally, he realized it wasn't. However, he did recognize half our voices and knew whose house we were at.

      The dick ball showed and parked across the street. We were a little worried, not because he actually showed up, but the fucker had two shotguns in his blazer and was stupid/ cowardly enough to actually use em. So Bussey walked over to him, unarmed, palms out and open and was just telling him to leave. He didn't want anything started, just leave. Coffey (the cocksucker) pulled a tire iron out of blazer and started bashing Bussey in the head. Seriously, how much of a fucking coward do you have to be to beat an unarmed guy with a tire iron? Especially when he's dressed like this?
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      Well, in any case Bussey to rod to the temple like a champ and still proceeded to beat the living shit out of the guy, about that time we all started running across the road. (We were inside not thinking that anything was actually going to happen...) And then a second guy ended up jumping out of the Blazer; as it turns out, it was my cousin, one who has repeatedly got in trouble and has dragged me into several fights against my will. Last time he did, I told him if he ever dragged me into another, it was his ass I'd beat. I wasn't exaggerating. I went after him while the three other guys tackled the one with the tire iron. They managed to duck back in there vehicle and Test punched out there passenger window. He's an ogre.

      Well, the result was a major gash to Bussey's head just below the temple that required twenty six stitches. Another gash on the back of his head that required five staples and a massive concussion, and the hardass still didn't take any pain meds. Which, in another ironic twist, my cousin was the EMT that took him to the hospital. And my dad was the first officer on the scene.... Hooray for family reunions?

      Well, I didn't get much sleep with all that, so Ashley ended up taking me to her house and I slept with her for a little while. Which made my day amazing. Even with all that happened before that, it was still an amazing day.

      EDIT: Two hours after I originally posted this, I found out that my normal summer job, a guide a Wyandotte Cave, is no longer an option. The cave got shut down. And nobody knows for how long.

  • Comments (62)

    • missjade

      10 years ago

      lol HEYYY

    • Haylbays FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      Southern Indiana. Where in Indiana are you at dude?

    • xlovekatie

      10 years ago

      ... OH GODDAMN IT!

    • xlovekatie

      10 years ago

      I don't see why you're laughing. Either way, I'm the one getting money.

    • xlovekatie

      10 years ago

      You know what? I'll take it.


      Muahahaha! Sucker.
      >:]

    • GIJooWarHero

      10 years ago

      Yeah, I saw it again not too long ago.

    • GIJooWarHero

      10 years ago

      Lol, it's a quote from a movie called "The Cable Guy" with Jim Carrey.

    • GIJooWarHero

      10 years ago

      Lol, I learned the facts of life...from the Facts of Life.

    • xlovekatie

      10 years ago

      Oh... oh well yes, I suppose that is true. Hm..

    • GIJooWarHero

      10 years ago

      You know how Seinfeld is a TV show about nothing? Well Ishtar is a 3 hour movie about nothing.

    • GIJooWarHero

      10 years ago

      Good to hear. But still....if you want to fall asleep immediately....watch Ishtar.

    • xlovekatie

      10 years ago

      GIVE ME YOUR MONEY!

    • GIJooWarHero

      10 years ago

      True that.

    • GIJooWarHero

      10 years ago

      Lol, damn those hot trannys.

    • xlovekatie

      10 years ago

      :D I like friends.

    • Epstarr

      10 years ago

      Here, you need some soup. *Hands over a bowl of soup*

    • GIJooWarHero

      10 years ago

      Anyway, I find the fatigue finally getting to me. Goodnight.

    • GIJooWarHero

      10 years ago

      Well, if said girl was a complete bitch who said she didn't care if you died when you were deployed then...I wouldn't mind if she cried.

    • GIJooWarHero

      10 years ago

      Yeah, Motel 6 right? I read your thing in that one thread...you banged all the housekeepers under 24...good stuff. lol

      I'm only on cause I don't go to bed unless I'm tired...and I'm not yet.

    • GIJooWarHero

      10 years ago

      Pretty good. Just felt like randomly saying hi to another person who is on at 2:44 Eastern time.

    • GIJooWarHero

      10 years ago

      Halo thar

    • Epstarr

      10 years ago

      smiley0.gif

    • Epstarr

      10 years ago

      Yeah. AND, "streaked" is when one person has posted all the comments on your profile page.

    • Epstarr

      10 years ago

      Yeah, sometimes that happens...

      Btw, you've been streaked ;)

    • Epstarr

      10 years ago

      Friends are the bestest, aren't they?

    • Epstarr

      10 years ago

      Sounds purty cool ;)

    • Epstarr

      10 years ago

      Yay me! What about yourself?

    • Epstarr

      10 years ago

      Sort of, kind of :P

    • Epstarr

      10 years ago

      Very similar, but more conservative.

    • Epstarr

      10 years ago

      Liberals are for more government. Libertarians are for less.

    • Epstarr

      10 years ago

      Oh no, not liberal, libertarian.

    • Epstarr

      10 years ago

      That's interesting! I've never seen it spelled any other way either.

    • Epstarr

      10 years ago

      I've been told I'm rather unique :P I like the 's' quite a bit. Everyone spells my name wrong, but that doesn't put me off.

    • Epstarr

      10 years ago

      Ha! Noted. I have been reproved :P

    • GIJooWarHero

      10 years ago

      G36 is very very very very nice.

    • GIJooWarHero

      10 years ago

      I need 3k to buy the Berret REC7...only the most beautiful gun I've ever seen ever.

    • GIJooWarHero

      10 years ago

      Actually...I don't know if we can actually own rifles....I do know that it would cost nearly 200% the cost of the airsoft variant. I'm joining the Marine Corps soon anyway and plan to get a bunch of both types of weaponry after I'm done with the Marines.

      Mainly....M1911s....I LOVE those.

    • GIJooWarHero

      10 years ago

      1) I love rifles.
      2) VSR 10, similar to the Remington model 700.
      3) Airsoft. 18 year olds are not allowed to purchase real rifles in Florida.

    • Cybercowboy

      10 years ago

      In my opinion, Cons crew are the hardest workers on the ranch, so if you want to do that be ready for it. In my experience, rangers can go either way, they can be cool or be real dicks. The main thing a lot of Rangers fail to realize is that just because they are Philmont staff it doesn't give them permission to come into backcountry camps eating our food, and wondering around in our cabins. As long as they realize that the camp/cabin is our home for the summer, there are no problems

    • Cybercowboy

      10 years ago

      You should apply as soon as you can to get a better shot a getting the position you want. Obviously I am biased but backcountry is the way to go, over rangers. Time off schedule is a lot better, and you can limit the amount of time spent it base. You just have to be willing to give up things like internet. Which, at least for me, isn't that hard.

    • Cybercowboy

      10 years ago

      Yeah, thats right. That pic was from my trek in 2004, since then I have worked at Philmont in the backcountry in 06, 07, and 08. With any luck I should be back there next summer

    • pam

      10 years ago

      Yes, I do date to find someone to spend the rest of my life with, but before now I didn't.
      Before now I just dated for fun.
      I dated because boys were fun, and dating them was more fun.
      I try being "just friends" with guys, but every single time I try to be "just friends" they end up liking me as more, unless they're gay.

    • pam

      10 years ago

      Absolutely not.
      I date a guy for more than just sex.
      Here's something funny, I've dated a shit load of boys, and have never had sex.
      You wanna know why I date?
      Its fun, and I enjoy kissing.
      Whats great about gay guys is that they are great kissers, and kiss without any attachment.
      Guys don't do that.
      Not to mention, gay guys don't want in your pants. They're more interested in friend aspects as well as being eye candy.

      Post edited 10/08/08 5:14PM

    • pam

      10 years ago

      Wow you're obviously a guy that only thinks with his penis

    • pam

      10 years ago

      Yes. Its a great thing.

    • pam

      10 years ago

      Exactly.

    • pam

      10 years ago

      They understand us more.
      Plus there's no way they can play with your emotions!! =D

    • pam

      10 years ago

      Cause I'm a girl.
      I know where to look for them lol

    • pam

      10 years ago

      Gay as in they like penis.

    • pam

      10 years ago

      I guess I do

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