FunkEye

Male
from North Waltham, MA

  • Activity

    • This is still here.

      7 years ago

      FunkEye

      Also, I'm really getting my money's worth out of that $10 sponsorship.

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    • Also..

      9 years ago

      FunkEye

      I have the longest running sponsorship ever. At least the longest running $10 sponsorship ever.

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    • HEY

      9 years ago

      FunkEye

      WHATS UP QUEERS

    • So.

      10 years ago

      FunkEye

      This is still here, huh? Thats cool.

      Ok, talk to you later


      (or sooner if you were on Facebook or Twitter)

    • Google Latitude

      10 years ago

      FunkEye

      Get on that shit.

      gordon dot fontenot at google dot com

    • Detroit

      10 years ago

      FunkEye

      Looks like I'll be in Detroit on Monday to shoot the Detroit Auto show. Who else is going?

      OH RIGHT NO PUBLIC ALLOWED SORRY

    • Still alive

      10 years ago

      FunkEye

      Just FYI.

      Super busy. Don't have much time to keep up with sites like this much these days. There are things I would rather be doing, or need to do more. No offense to anyone on here (except Matt Utley, fuck that guy), I just don't care about the site much anymore. But here's a quick run-down of what's been going on with me.

      Gotten really into the GTD process of time management. Getting to be into productivity a lot more. Which is a primary cause for my absence here.

      Been super busy at work. When I got hired almost 3 months ago, I was 2 months behind. I am now caught up. That means that I edited about 60 videos a month (at 1 minute 30 seconds each), as opposed to the normal 30 videos.

      Also managed to find time in there to edit the pilot for our new product, Pre-Owned Vehicle Reviews. Really gave me a chance to play around with After Effects, and create some really cool on-air graphics. Took 2 weeks, but the end product is pretty damn good.

      Found some really, really cool software in the past 3 months that has completely changed the way I use computers, and has started to really open my mind to new workflows for software I was already using. I'm planning on writing a longer journal on them at a later date.

      My car is fucked, and I'm going shopping for a new one today. So thats exciting.

      Been really into Twitter (@gfontenot). It's taken the place of this site, for the most part. I always hated writing really long journals, so the micro-blog format feels much better to me.

      Other than that, pretty much the same. I don't know how much I'm going to be around from now on, but look me up on Facebook (Gordon Fontenot), or Twitter if you want.

      Also, friend me on Xbox Live (gfontenot).

    • Disk Warrior

      10 years ago

      FunkEye

      Is an invaluable tool.

      Especially when your RAID 5 is a whiny bitch.

    • Netflix on Xbox...

      10 years ago

      FunkEye

      Is fucking ruining my life. I think I watched 12 episodes of Heroes yesterday.

      Also, the speed at which items added to your online queue are dumped into the Xbox queue is fucking creepy.

  • Comments (966)

    • void165

      7 years ago

      Ctrl FU! Congrats!

    • rotors08

      7 years ago

      Congrats getting FU-ed!!!

      • void165

        7 years ago

        Lol. I guess I have to figure out a new way to FU people. Man, it's hard to FU people in new and creative ways! smiley8.gif

      • rotors08

        7 years ago

        I've been FU-ing people with that line for a loooong time. :P

      • void165

        7 years ago

        Man, you stole my line! smiley8.gif

    • tazmon122

      7 years ago

      was up? i didn't know there are people on this site that live near me...i live in newton. this place is a dump, and to me, so is waltham (except moody st. you got the skatepark, the theater, more than words, and anamadness all right there). maybe we met...were you at steampunk weekend, or work at the theater?

    • williams FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      7 years ago

      Hey man, I, too, am from Waltham! And, the north part, as well. Screw South Waltham!!

    • manofchance FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      7 years ago

      Happy FU!

    • Patrick

      7 years ago

      Happy FU!!!

    • jgordon210

      7 years ago

      congrats on being todays FU!

    • chargerram77

      7 years ago

      Raise ya Glass... or Mug... "To the FU guy... F smiley9.gifsmiley9.gifsmiley9.gif U smiley11.gif " Congrats!

    • HannonSolo

      7 years ago

      You've been FU'ed!

    • mrjakgray FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      7 years ago

      Happy Featured User Day!!

    • locken FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold We're All A little Mad H

      7 years ago

      Today is your special day when members of the RT Community come to pay their respects to you, the Featured User, and wish you glad tidings.
      So, happy FU day to the guy who got FUed today. smiley13.gif

      Seriously, they should make a Happy FU Day card.

    • Courtney

      7 years ago

      Happy Featured User Day!

    • ShadowTemp47 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Random D20

      7 years ago

      Have a good Featured user day!

    • cfhhateph34r FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      7 years ago

      Happy FU day!

    • SailorTweek FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RTX Head Guardian

      7 years ago

      Happy Featured User Day! smiley13.gif

    • theiviaster

      7 years ago

      Congrats on being a featured user

    • Jcach

      7 years ago

      Congratulations on being the Featured User for today!

    • Rowen

      9 years ago

      gordon, holy crap, you're getting married?

      congrats!

    • dark54555 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      you got married? Congrats!

    • PGM35

      10 years ago

      You still do movie reviews?

    • Rowen

      10 years ago

      more like FUCKeye

    • RDM

      10 years ago

      Only if you include a picture of your penis in the request.

    • Rowen

      10 years ago

      battlestar is so fucking good it blows me away

    • RDM

      10 years ago

      gay

    • RDM

      10 years ago

      three words... awesome

    • oldie

      10 years ago

      That does sound enticing. I'll see what we have going on.

      PM a contact number if you don't mind.

    • oldie

      10 years ago

      Ahhhh...

      Well, if you hook up with Matt and don't mind a threesome, give me a shout. If I have time I'll buy the beer.

    • Rowen

      10 years ago

      you're right, i didn't, but Left 4 Dead had me at "post-apocalyptic zombie survival horror".

    • RDM

      10 years ago

      I would have put it in, but you weren't here for me to extract it from your butt.

    • Phen0m

      10 years ago

      half a litre of vodka and half a dozen beers.

      and 2 joints.

      just felt like i needed to try it, was nothing i would do again.

    • Bryy

      10 years ago

      Fool, I am on my mother's computer.

      And I found out that I bought the wrong card. The funny part? The right card was sitting right next to it.

    • Bryy

      10 years ago

      If I thought ModNoms were a good idea at all, I'll nom you.

    • DeadParrot

      10 years ago

      it's in my profile you lazy bum

      rumfoord

    • Bryy

      10 years ago

      lame

    • Razzy

      10 years ago

      Well, this was posted on a message board where people over there already read his site. Singing to the choir so to speak. If I were threatened, I would want people to know so that if something ever happened to me, there would be a lot of people who knew about events that led up to this.

      Hope that it's one thing, but keep eyes and ears open in case it's the other.

      I love how people just laugh this off without even considering that something like this is now going on in this country. Got denial?

    • Rowen

      10 years ago

      I can't believe how terrible 2 was, and 3 is only a step up.

      I will never, ever deny that the first Starship Troopers is incredible, and ranks way high on my "guilty pleasures" list.

      This is the first time I'm watching the second and third movies, but I can completely see why their existence has long since hidden under my radar.

    • PapaBrain

      10 years ago

      Concerning Bryy's journal:

      I'll definietly agree with you that The Academy gives pity Oscars, but Whitaker definitely deserved his Oscar over Smith... Gosling is debatable, but I preferred Whitaker's performance. And for '06 Supporting, Eddie Murphy is the obvious pity vote... I'd say Arkin won for his "body of work" more than pity. That year, I felt that Jackie Earle Haley gave the best performance, hands down, and that he was straight up robbed.

      Definitely will agree about Pan's Labyrinth and Babel though; they were robbed. You also forgot to mention Jennifer Hudson winning over Rinko Kikuchi that year... giving a losing American Idol contestant an Oscar? Yeah, that's pity...

    • Bryy

      10 years ago

      touche

    • DeadParrot

      10 years ago

      you did not.

      tell me the ending to this story, which i expect to be nothing short of lifechangingly hilarious.

    • Bryy

      10 years ago

      jrnl
      now

      unless you hate vegas

    • Jimmerz

      10 years ago

      Oh, I also noticed the female division. Not sure how I feel about that. Not much into the female boxing either. Though it's nice to see real fighters. I remember the early days of UFC having women fighting, and it was mostly the female equivalents of Tank Abbott.

    • Jimmerz

      10 years ago

      I did see the Kimbo episode. And you are right on all counts about him. They hand pick shitty opponents for him. Tank? Please. Thompson? Dude looks impressive physically, but he sucked in Pride, his game has obviously not improved. Ray fucking Mercer? An ancient and washed up boxer? I love boxing, but he is the poster child for what's wrong with the heavyweight division.

      And it did strike me that the announcing sucked as well. UFC is bad enough with the one guy (not Rogan, who I think is a pretty solid representative of the sport).

      Still, I could have watched Robbie Lawler for free.

    • Jimmerz

      11 years ago

      Oh man. I can just smell that video, and it's making me a little queazy.

    • Wolfmother

      11 years ago

      Yeah, moneys tight here to, however I have a job interview on Monday for 'Manager of Technology & Design' at my same organisation.

      That should help out the totem pole problem I have too.

      ... almost Friday beer time.

    • Bryy

      11 years ago

      I made a funny?
      Go ninja go ninja go.

    • oldie

      11 years ago

      My brother studied a bit of Aikido and showed me a few moves years ago. I thought it was cool to be able to use the opponents leverage to defeat themselves. He earned his degrees in Shorin ryu (sp) while in Okinawa. He used to be fast, but after blew out his knee and old age set in, he's basically quit practicing.

      I think it's good that you can take advantage of the training when it's available to you. Good luck.

    • Wolfmother

      11 years ago

      Is there much difference between interlaced and progressive? I've read that progressive gives a better picture quality...

    • Bryy

      11 years ago

      I don't have any, and know nothing of the show myself.

    • Bryy

      11 years ago

      His Avatar the Last Airbender will be the most fucked up kid's movie ever.

    • Bryy

      11 years ago

      To be honest, I felt that Shymalan wouldn't go that far if it wasn't a mockery.

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