GamerJess

Female
from Phoenix, AZ

  • Activity

    • Hello All

      11 years ago

      GamerJess

      Sorry I have been gone for so long, I've had it a bit rough lateley. I got canned from my job, I have no money, & bills are comming in fast. I hate real life sometimes lol. but what can I do?

      I hope to hear from you guy

      Love you all
      Jess smiley12.gif

    • I need votes Please ^^

      11 years ago

      GamerJess

      I entered this contest & I'm a finalist (YAY!) but I need help from all of you.
      If you wouldn't mind going to Trunks2016 and vote for me please ^^
      I will love you if you do, & even if you don't I will still love you ^^

      thanks everyone ^^

      Love you All
      Jess smiley12.gif

    • Am I Ugly?

      11 years ago

      GamerJess

      Post This And See How Many Messages You Get....

      (1) ugly
      (2) O.K.
      (3) cute
      (4) hot
      (5) sexy
      (6) Fine
      (7) DAMN!!
      (8) I would do u
      (9) I want to marry you
      (10) Wanna go out? Seriously.

      Repost this or see 9 years of bad realationships

      Repost "Am I Ugly??"

    • Online Family Tree

      11 years ago

      GamerJess

      Seems to be a trend so I thought I would give it a try ^^

      Who wants to be in MY family?

      Mother:
      Father:

      Sister: sakublossom
      Sister: kyubi13
      Sister: Smiley_23

      1st Brother: stoneblade
      Brother: beefsheep
      Brother: Demonhunter7

      Son:
      Son:
      Son:

      Daughter: gooniewench
      Daughter: go_naruto
      Daughter: WoW_gal

      Poolman: HGN_Kevin

      Boyfriend: (must be at least 18 yrs of age, or older)

      Best Friend: Herlock
      Best Friend:
      Best Friend:

      Cheating Ex-Boyfriend: gravemynd

      Lover: TheNinja135
      Hubby: (must be at least 18 yrs of age, or older)

      Aunt: kaori6
      Uncle:

      Niece:
      Niece:

      Nephew: DKnight99
      Nephew:

      Let's see who wants in.

    • Just for a few Laughs

      11 years ago

      GamerJess

      Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.

      Chuck Norris receives mail on Sundays.

      Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

      Chuck Norris shaves with a chainsaw.

      When Chuck Norris told the Microsoft Word paper clip to go away, it never came back.

      Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

      Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.

      Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

      Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

      Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't f**k with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.

      A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

      Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

      Chuck Norris once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

      Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

      If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

      Chuck Norris once tried to sue Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr., insisting that that actually is "his" way.

      Chuck Norris frequently signs up for beginner karate classes, just so he can "accidentally" beat the sh!t out of little kids.

      Chuck Norris does not have your normal human-style, male nipples. He has a Dodge Ram hood ornament on each pec, and both rams blow smoke out of their noses each and every time he pumps Christy Brinkley.

      Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.

      Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris

      Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "booya".

      Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."

      After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. His reasoning? It was more "humane".

      One day Chuck Norris looked in the mirror and said "No one outstares Chuck!" He is still there to this day.

      The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris's fist.

      When Chuck Norris's wife burned the turkey one Thanksgiving, Chuck said, "Don't worry about it honey," and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, "Never question Chuck Norris."

      Chuck Norris likes to knit sweaters in his free time. And by "knit", I mean "kick", and by "sweaters", I mean "babies".

      Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

      When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.

      One of the greatest cover-ups of the last century was the fact that Hitler did not commit suicide in his bunker, but was in fact tea- bagged to death by Chuck Norris.

      When Chuck Norris does his laundry, he prefers the gentle cycle. He can't feel a difference, but he thinks softer clothes helps him blend in with mortals.

      Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f**k down.

      The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably

      If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

      Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

      When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.

      A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

      The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

      Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

      Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

      Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle

    • Ok Question Time

      11 years ago

      GamerJess

      I saw this on another profile, so I thought I'd do it too lol

      You can ask me any question, thats right ANY QUESTION at all, no matter what it is. I will answer it. But I am going to say no more than 3 questions a day per person. ^^

      Love you all
      Jess smiley12.gif

    • Well I'm back

      11 years ago

      GamerJess

      Yep thats right, I'm back, a day early in fact lol. I was sleeping & I got a call saying that I was late to work. I said no I'm not, I'm off today (boy was I wrong), I was told the schedule was changed on one of my days off (Thanks for the notice people). So I freaked out for a few min & then got in my car & drove like a bat out of hell to get to work lol. I was at a friends house & I was having a good time, but all good things must come to an end, right? *cries*
      Oh well there is always next weekend lol BTW I get Saturday, Sunday, & Monday off next week YAY!! ^^ smiley0.gif

      Love you all
      Jess smiley12.gif

    • Today is Friday

      11 years ago

      GamerJess

      ok so today is really Saturday, but Friday for me, I get 3 days off YAY!
      & I am going to go see friends in phoenix on my weekend too ^^
      I will try to get on but I don't know if I will be able to or not, so please don't be mad

      Love you all
      Jess smiley12.gif

    • Turkey Day Is Over

      11 years ago

      GamerJess

      Thats right, Turkey day is now over, what to do now. . . X-Mas Shopping now *Big Grin* Woot!
      So what are you all wanting for X-Mas?

      Love you all
      Jess smiley12.gif

    • HAPPY THANKSGIVING

      11 years ago

      GamerJess

      Happy Thanksgiving all!
      I hope you get to have a great Thanksgiving, have fun & enjoy the time with your family & of course enjoy your great food too! ^^

      Love you all
      Jess smiley12.gif

      P.S. - Eat & enjoy enough for me too, because I'm stuck at work all day (I will have my REVENGE!)

  • About Me

  • Comments (2298)

    • go_naruto

      10 years ago

      Hi Mom, how are you? *Hugs you*

    • Lopiz

      10 years ago

      new pic.

    • gooniewench

      10 years ago

      yup yup, or i might just go really short with it so it'll be easier to straighten the hell out of.

    • Lopiz

      10 years ago

      ok can't complain

    • gooniewench

      10 years ago

      my mom was actually the one who cut it for me but i need to get to a professional and get it evened out, maybe even throw in some layers and possibly even redye it red.

    • Lopiz

      10 years ago

      how u doing?

    • CloudStrife4

      10 years ago

      YAY!!!!!!!! *huggles* Thank you!!!!

    • CloudStrife4

      10 years ago

      O.O You're not gonna cut me.....are you??? *whimpers*

    • Lyzi_Kira

      10 years ago

      woo~ *dances* x3 that's good to know :'D

    • CloudStrife4

      10 years ago

      *smiles* SO how is you?

    • CloudStrife4

      10 years ago

      *shrugs* IIIIIII dunno.....

    • CloudStrife4

      10 years ago

      *looks up* Do I have to answer??

    • CloudStrife4

      10 years ago

      Hi!!!! smiley0.gif

    • sexieladie69

      10 years ago

      sadly i dont have a comp at home

    • Kaikara

      10 years ago

      fine..still unpaking stuff and school

    • Herlock

      10 years ago

      What's OCD?

    • Herlock

      10 years ago

      Whaaaa?

    • Herlock

      10 years ago

      Bleh, I don't care personally...

    • Herlock

      10 years ago

      Awww whgy?

    • Herlock

      10 years ago

      The sky, you?

    • Herlock

      10 years ago

      Heya!

    • CloudStrife4

      10 years ago

      Ah...well I usually say random things

    • CloudStrife4

      11 years ago

      *looks up* Uhhh...the celing!!!!!!! lol

    • CloudStrife4

      11 years ago

      Hola por favor!!!!

    • xxSarahisme

      11 years ago

      aww. thankss! (:

    • sexieladie69

      11 years ago

      yea me too......its frickin tarded

    • halcrow16

      11 years ago

      hey

    • sexieladie69

      11 years ago

      no not yet.....im kinda on a crappy school comp and pics take forever to load

    • sexieladie69

      11 years ago

      lol i agree

    • GunsNRoses For The Swarm

      11 years ago

      okie doke ill check em out

    • sexieladie69

      11 years ago

      lol....im jsut sittin in web design....im baked and cant concentrate

    • GunsNRoses For The Swarm

      11 years ago

      keep me as friend pweeze

      thx for pic comments

    • sexieladie69

      11 years ago

      no shit.....pretty decent....how about you?

    • Lopiz

      11 years ago

      ty.X3

    • CloudStrife4

      11 years ago

      *smiles* Sounds like fun.

    • CloudStrife4

      11 years ago

      So......what's up with you?

    • CloudStrife4

      11 years ago

      I would. I never leave comments or messages un-responded.

    • go_naruto

      11 years ago

      I doing pretty good, having school and other things that makes me busy, it sucks, but I guess I have to live with that, hehehe XD

    • CloudStrife4

      11 years ago

      Okay. But I don't want to start the conversation all the time....I do that a lot anyways....

    • Lopiz

      11 years ago

      and can i add u as friend?

    • Lopiz

      11 years ago

      lol thanks for comics on pics.^^

    • CloudStrife4

      11 years ago

      Hey. Will you add me as a friend?

    • lilith87

      11 years ago

      I need to post some more, but I never can find any I really like hahaha.

    • go_naruto

      11 years ago

      Hi Mom how are you doing?

    • lilith87

      11 years ago

      cool
      me too hahaha

    • lilith87

      11 years ago

      how are you?

    • lilith87

      11 years ago

      You're most welcome.
      And so far, so good today. lol

    • Kairi15

      11 years ago

      EVERY 1 WISHES THEY HAD MORE MONEY
      lol and i hate fixing my computer DX

    • LittleHarf04

      11 years ago

      Thank you for the comments and such! Btw, yes, bubble bobble is freaking phenominal!

    • lilith87

      11 years ago

      Thanks for the image comments! That one pic is Clair from the anime, Claymore. It's also a manga.

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