Garand

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    • We're All Sponsors Right?

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      Garand

      Each of us either shelled out some money or were fortunate enough to have someone shell out money for us to gain our status.

      When I decided to make the jump to be a sponsor I did it for a very specific reason: I loved Red Vs. Blue. More importantly I appreciated what Rooster Teeth was doing and I wanted to toss them some cash so that they could keep doing it. Even though the videos were now there for me whenever I wanted them in the archive I still wanted to support Rooster Teeth in the hopes that they would continue to make really great videos. As such, I bought DVDs of the videos.

      I was saddened when they decided to end The Blood Gulch Chronicles. However, hope continued to thrive in my heart that, at some point, some other "Chronicles" would begin. Maybe there would be new characters, a new over-plot, a prequel, or a sequel. Who knew? Well, its been months since the last video was posted. Apparently, all Rooster Teeth cares to reward me for my sponsorship now is the opportunity to buy stuff from them first and a comic every week that basically shows the staff talking about themselves. Luke's art is great, as usual, the writing smacks of someone trying really hard to be like Penny Arcade and not really succeeding. Perhaps an actual ongoing fan story Re: Halo or something, I don't know, would be better than what basically boils down to six panels of the staff masturbating about how cool they think they are now.

      As far as I can tell Rooster Teeth is just going around to different Cons to show off what they did but there is no sign of what they are doing for the future. There's rumors of a site revamp (which we've all seen before, so everyone remember to back up all your photos and blogs). I've heard of little else. No PSAs. No new series. No new episodes for old series. So before everyone starts pointing at me and screaming "Heretic!": Tell me what I missed. Is there some benefit to being a sponsor that I haven't figured out?

      Is anyone else getting a little annoyed that we gave this company money with the expectation of getting to see some of the quality videos they put out only to get to enjoy a dry spell broken occasionally by yet another well-drawn but plot-empty online comic every Thursday?

      I've already stopped the auto-renew on my sponsorship. I just want to know if I'm the only one who is bothered by this? I just want Rooster Teeth to know that, as a Sponsor, I'm annoyed with the lack of content. I also want to give others who feel the same the chance to proclaim their own annoyance.

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    • So is this it?

      11 years ago

      Garand

      I don't know about the rest of you but I'm fucking pissed.

      I love Red Vs. Blue. I really rather enjoyed it. I thought it was so good that I decided to become a sponsor. I did this not so that I would see the videos a little early, but to show Rooster Teeth that I appreciate what they do.

      Now, they fucking stopped.

      I'm letting my Sponsorship run itself out but I'm sick of the fact that my support is only rewarded by a badly written, decently drawn comic where the staff basically gets to masturbate about their own interests. That's it? That's all I get for showing my support? How about instead of asking the staff "interview" questions like "What do you want to do when you grow up?" they should ask them questions like: "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WORKING ON FOR ALL YOUR FANS?"

      Well, fuck that. That would be simple.

      My sponsorship will be going away soon. I HIGHLY suggest that everyone else do the same. Maybe if people stop chucking money at them they'll remember that they should create some product for those who deem it worth paying for.

      What a bunch of Cockbites.

    • Sayonara Sanjaya

      12 years ago

      Garand

      Its about bloody time.

      It sucks that the poor kid had to be subjected to that sort of thing but I have to say that I am thrilled that Howard Stern's little campaign finally failed.

      American Idol may not be the best show in the world but it does give a chance to some people who truelly deserve one. The jealousy and frustration of people who don't even watch the show shouldn't ruin it for those few who deserve a shot at a record deal.

    • Guest Journal By Neil Cumpston

      12 years ago

      Garand

      Remember, when George W. Bush was elected, and he said that thing about how, by 2008, we'd have "movies that would explode in our balls like a shotgun filled with handjobs"?

      Well, that promise came true two days ago when I saw GRINDHOUSE in Hollywood. Except not only was it a shotgun full of handjobs exploding in my balls, but also my balls suddenly knew how to make fire using karate. All from seeing GRINDHOUSE, a movie that's made of screaming car crash zombie boobs.

      It isn't even a movie â€" it's TWO movies with some trailers and stuff at the beginning, and also between the movies. The directors â€" more about them in a second (there's TWO!) â€" wanted to recreate the way movies were back in the 1920's, when you could sell a script that was one page that just said, "TITS, THEN A MONSTER, THEN MORE TITS, THEN AN EXPLOSION, THEN BONUS TITS!" and everyone knew what you were talking about.

      Also, there's zombies getting killed by a helicopter, which is not only cool to look at, but shows how the movie-makers did some research, to make things realistic.

      First off, the movie lets you know you're going to get your poop kicked out of you, formed into a set of brass knuckles, and now here comes a poop-punch.

      Because they show a trailer for a movie I need to see RIGHT NOW with my eyes (I already saw it in my head when I was driving last week and Van Halen's "Panama" came on the radio and I'd just started eating a Payday). It's called MACHETE, and it's got that Mexican guy who's always in movies where there's people who really need knives stuck into them, and he's always, "Here, let's get those knives in you". Danny something.

      Whatever his last name is, he should change it to, "Fuck-a-dilly" because everyone says that automatic when they see him, because he's going to bring the fuck-a-dilly to the movie, which will probably involve a foot, a face, and foot-face-fuckup. Also, Cheech from Cheech and The Chong is in the trailer, and he's a priest and he's shooting people, which is ironic, I think.

      Then the first movie starts. It's called PLANET TERROR, and it's about a planet (which looks a lot like Earth) that's made of pure terror. Here's how shit-scream terrorizing it is: there's these mutated kill-monsters, but even BEFORE they show up there's all this fucking terror. Like a doctor who wants to kill his doctor wife, and the doctor wife is always sticking these three needles into people which fucks them up, and there's a sheriff who's played by that Reese guy from TERMINATOR. The sheriff looks like he's always going to kill someone by crushing a bunch of walnuts in his mouth and spitting the shells through their skull.

      So, there's a lot of shit like that, plus Fergie's cleave, some bar-b-q, bad parenting, Bruce Willis turning into a monster, and Rose McGowan with a machine gun for a leg. I've never seen a woman I wanted so bad to rub one out to, but also kind of killed my boner in a way that gave me a bigger boner. Oh yeah, she almost-nude dances for the first three minutes of the movie and even though she doesn't get totally naked I need to go buy three extra PAUSE buttons for my remote by the time the DVD comes out.

      !!!WARNING, MAJOR SPOILER!!!



      Rose McGowan will make you cluster-spooge in your pants.



      !!!END SPOILER!!!

      PLANET TERROR is directed by Robert Rodriquez, which is all I need to say. In fact, instead of his name on poster saying, "Directed By", he can legally change his name to a picture of a naked Viking woman on a snowmobile with flamethrowers out the back and the flamethrowers are killing a Yeti. That's the level of guaranteed quality his name brings to stuff.

      Then there's three other trailers â€" one by Rob Zombie that involves Nazis and werewolves (more factual research), one by Edgar Wright that made me laugh harder than seeing an old man give the finger to a fat kid, and then one by Eli Roth that Eli Roth should make.

      Actually, the fake trailers are kind of a bummer, because I really wish they weren't fake. Maybe the government will put some "don't be a pussy" drug in the water supply, and everyone will go see this instead of PILLOW FIGHT AND SCENTED CANDLES AND BOREDOM, or whatever Sandra Bullock movie's coming out, and they'll make more of these.

      Then the second movie started. It's called DEATH PROOF. You know what it isn't-PROOF? Boner-inducing proof.

      This one was directed by Quentin Tarantino, who's been an actor in stuff like RESERVOIR DOGS and PULP FICTION (he's also in PLANET TERROR and DEATH PROOF). This is his first directing job and the dude KICKS ALL SPECTRUM OF ASS. He kicks ass that isn't even in the ass area. Like, his director skills are so stripper-with-chainsaw good they make you grow asses on other parts of your body that he then kicks. I hope he directs more movies. I would see them, burn down the theater, and then call the fire department so I could tell all the fireman about what a kick-ass movie it was. When they started to attack me with axes, I'd fly away because Quentin's movie would have given me ninja flight.

      DEATH PROOF is about this dude, Driver Mike, and he's played by Kurt Plissken, and goddamn but that dude just gets more bad-ass as he gets older. You know how Sly Stallone kind of looks like Bea Arthur now, and Jean-Claude Van Damme looks like Ally Sheedy? Well, Kurt Plissken looks like a dumpster full of drop kicks. He could fuck a bulldozer into eight Mini Coopers. Fuck, I should pitch that to someone.

      Anyway, he's this crazy dude who gets off by killing four girls at a time in cars. Like, he's got this car, this death proof stunt car, and he kills women by either

      1. Giving them a ride in the car, and bashing them around in this special seat so they feel like they've watched the PINK PANTHER remake twelve times or

      2. Going all Mad Max meets Humungous head-on dead-on kill-crazy.

      !!!WARNING, MAJOR SPOILER!!!



      The title, DEATH PROOF, refers to Kurt's car being "death proof".



      !!!END SPOILERS!!!


      We get to see Kurt fucking up these four hotties with a car cras

    • 31 years ago ...

      12 years ago

      Garand

      ... in a hospital far far away.

      Some doctor cut open my mother and pulled me out, kicking and screaming.

      The world has never been the same since.

    • Drawn By Pain

      12 years ago

      Garand

      Okay. I just watched the first two episodes of Jeskid's podcasts. I must say ... I'm not terribly impressed. Technically it is okay. Not good, not great ... Okay. Tripods, for one, are a nice investment for an independent film-maker. All the hand-held shots just give it a very "home video" feel to me and with all the hype everyone has been throwing around about it I expected better production values. They are also way too long. Long music filled shots of the girl walking, staring into space, walking some more, sketching, walking, staring, leaning on a wall, staring into space again are waaaay too abundant. If you are trying to tell a story about a character ... tell the damn story. Stuff needs to happen. Also, I absolutely hated the narration. If I want someone to tell me a story I will read a book. Narration can work if there is good action backing it up. Narration should tell what the character is thinking about while things are happening around them and even that isn't good if the writing is itself sub-par.
      Oh yes, the writing. The father slams the mother's head into the counter then suffers a heart attack when the daughter's "sword" slices through his heart. Coroners are then shown taking pictures of the bodies of the girl's parents. Why is it neccesary for one of the detectives to then say "Can you believe that guy had a heart attack after killing that poor lady?" and his buddy says, "Poor little girl, she ain't got nobody now." As if we didn't fucking know that? We just watched him kill the mom. We just watched his arm go dead and then him fall down clutching his chest. We know that she has no siblings and that she lives alone with her mom and dad. Jeskid must think we are really stupid if we can't figure out what happened.

      The acting was bad. I understand how hard it can be to find good actors for independant film-making. However, no matter how bad the actors are ... anyone can benefit from a very active rehearsal schedule. Rehearse, rehearse, and rehearse. If you don't give your actors a chance to get comfortable in their roles it will show. The Vato (Omar Portilla) on the street scenes was probably the best actor in the first two episodes ... he demonstrated an ability to step out of his comfort zone and fully embrace his role. Marissa Parness (Emily) needs to loosen up and be cool. It is way too obvious that she is trying really hard to be cool but everyone knows that being cool isn't something you can do ... its jsut something you are. There were moments (i.e. on the bridge bantering with Omar) that she let down her guard enough to be convincing ... the rest of the time it was very obvious she was just acting. The same can be said for Miss Plevy. Good child actors are almost non-existant. She did a good job but she needs to break out of her shell a little too. I can't stress the need for rehearsals. Especially with such an emotionally charged subject matter. Rehearse, do workshops, acting activities. These actors need some major emotional break throughs to be good enough to portray these events convincingly. As it is, I'm not convinced.

      The animation was, well, sloppy. The girl's sketches were loose, beautiful, pencils but the animation was sloppy blue line art. I expected something more like the old "Take On Me" music video. This, obviously, wasn't the case. Erica needs to be given more time to animate and the animation itself needs a more definative style.

      All in all, I am not impressed with the series so far and I will continue watching it just to see if it improves. I'm sure Jeskid is very talented but I think that there has just been way too much hype on RvB for his work.

    • A Cruel Game

      12 years ago

      Garand

      So I got to work today only to find that someone had put the Bop in the Bop-Shu-Bop-Shu-Bop.

      The joke is on them though ... cause I put the Ram in the Ramalama-Ding-Dong.

      A Link For those who don't understand

    • Uncle Marc's Heinous Joke Dept - Part II

      12 years ago

      Garand

      More from the mouth of Marc:

      Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table.

      A very attractive blonde woman from the South arrived and bet twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.
      She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I play topless."

      With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice and yelled, "Come on, baby.... Southern Girl needs new clothes!"

      As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down and squealed... "YES! YES! I WON! I WON!"

      She hugged each of the dealers... and then picked up her winnings and her clothes, and quickly departed.

      The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.

      Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The others answered, "I don't know... I thought you were watching."

      ---Moral ---

      Not all Southerners are stupid.
      Not all blondes are dumb.
      But, all men..... are men.


      And

      >> > Defense Attorney:* Will you please state your age?"
      >> >
      >> > *Little Old Lady:*
      >> > "I am 86 years old."
      >> >
      >> > *Defense Attorney:*
      >> > "Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of
      >> > April 1st?"
      >> >
      >> > *Little Old Lady:*
      >> > 'There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm
      >> > spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and
      >> > sat down beside me.'
      >> >
      >> > *Defense Attorney:*
      >> > "Did you know him?"
      >> >
      >> > *Little Old Lady:*
      >> > "No, but he sure was friendly."
      >> >
      >> > *Defense Attorney:*
      >> > "What happened after he sat down?'
      >> >
      >> > *Little Old Lady:*
      >> > "He started to rub my thigh."
      >> >
      >> > *Defense Attorney:*
      >> > "Did you stop him?"
      >> >
      >> > *Little Old Lady: *
      >> > "No, I didn't stop him."
      >> >
      >> > *Defense Attorney:*
      >> > "Why not?"
      >> >
      >> > *Little Old Lady:*
      >> > "It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Abner died 30 years
      >> > ago."
      >> >
      >> > *Defense Attorney:*
      >> > "What happened next?"
      >> >
      >> > *Little Old Lady:*
      >> > "He began to rub my breasts."
      >> >
      >> > *Defense Attorney:*
      >> > "Did you stop him then?"
      >> >
      >> > *Little Old Lady:*
      >> > "No, I did not stop him."
      >> >
      >> > *Defense Attorney:*
      >> > "Why not?"
      >> >
      >> > *Little Old Lady: *
      >> > "His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited.
      >> > I haven't felt that good in years!"
      >> >
      >> > *Defense Attorney:*
      >> > "What happened next?"
      >> >
      >> > *Little Old Lady:*
      >> > "Well, by then, I was feeling so "spicy" that I just laid down and
      >> > told him "Take me, young man. Take me!"
      >> >
      >> > *Defense Attorney: *
      >> > "Did he take you?"
      >> >
      >> > *Little Old Lady: *
      >> > "Hell, no! He just yelled, 'April Fool!'
      >> >
      >> > And that's when I shot him, the little bastard."


      That is all I've received today ....


      so far ...

    • Uncle Marc's Heinous Joke Dept - Part I

      12 years ago

      Garand

      So, my uncle Marc, or it could be my cousin Marc (I have no clue) apparently got my email from my parents and now my mail box is inundated with every lame ass joke, forwarded feel-good message and chain letter in the known fucking universe.

      I will now, with minimal editing, open a new tab in my browser and cut and paste the first few one's that I find right here:


      You will not see this heart-stopping photo on the front page of the NY Times or on the lead story of the major news networks. The protestors put up the Mexican flag over the American flag flying upside down at Montebello High School in California.

      (Several Pictures of High School kids hanging the US Flag upside down below a Mexican Flag were right here) flag.jpg

      I predict this stunt will be the nail in the coffin of any guest-worker/amnesty plan on the table in Washington . The image of the American flag subsumed to another and turned upside down on American soil is already spreading on Internet forums and via e-mail.

      Pass this along to every American citizen in your address books and to every representative in the state and federal government. If you choose to remain uninvolved, do not be amazed when you no longer have a nation to call your own nor anything you have worked for left since it will be "redistributed" to the activists while you are so peacefully staying out of the "fray". Check history, it is full of nations/empires that disappeared when its citizens no longer held their core beliefs and values. One person CAN make a difference. One plus one plus one plus one plus one plus one.........

      The battle for our secure borders and immigration laws that actually mean something, however, hasn't even begun.

      If this ticks YOU off...PASS IT ON!


      Apparently this actually happened. *sigh*

      Next up:

      Subject: How observant are you?

      Give this PLENTY of thought, and don't cheat! I am only sending this to my smart friends and relatives. I could not figure it out at all until seeing the answer. See If You Can Figure Out What These Words Have In Common......

      Banana
      Dresser
      Grammar
      Potato
      Revive
      Assess
      Uneven

      Are You Peeking Or Have You Already Given Up? Give It Another Try.... You'll kick yourself when you discover the answer. Go back and look at them again; think hard. OK... Here You Go.. Hope You Didn't Cheat. This Is Cool.

      Answer . . . . . .



      In all of the words listed, if you take the first letter, place it at the end of the word, and then spell the word backwards, it will be the same word.


      Okay, neat. Next (a joke):

      A man walked into a very high-tech restaurant in a fancy hotel.

      As he waited to be seated, he noticed that the Maitre D' was a
      robot.

      The robot clicked to attention and said, "Sir, there is a one hour
      wait. And I am programmed to converse with you until a table is ready,
      If
      you please."

      Intrigued, the man said, "OK."

      The robot clicked a couple more times and then asked, "Sir, what is
      your IQ?"

      The man answered, "Oh, about 164."

      The robot then proceeded to discuss the theory of relativity,
      Interstellar space travel, the latest medical breakthroughs, etc .

      The man was most impressed. The next day he returned, But thought
      he would try a different tack.

      The robot again asked, "What is your IQ, sir?" This time the man
      answered, "Oh, about 100".

      So the robot started discussing NASCAR racing, the latest
      basketball Scores,and what to expect the Red Sox to do this
      weekend.

      The guy had to try it one more time. So the next day he returned.

      Again the robot asked the question, "What is your IQ?"

      This time the man drawled out, " Uh.....'bout 50."

      The robot clicked, then leaned close and very slowly asked,

      "A-r-e?? y-o-u-r?? p-e-o-p-l-e?? g-o-i-n-g?? t-o

      n-o-m-i-n-a-t-e????H-i-l-l-a-r-y?"


      That was actually pretty funny. I wonder if I should write him back to say that I'm a Democrat. I deal with this shit every fucking day now. Damnit.

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  • Comments (62)

    • MineIsAnEvil

      10 years ago

      Good evening.

      Haven't seen you around for a while! =)

      How have you been?

    • TigerX

      10 years ago

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    • jedipoet

      11 years ago

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    • AFKeeker

      11 years ago

      Diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiid it ever occur to you they might be keeping it secret so they don't spoil it? Maybe that they want to release the new series with the new version of the site, which we KNOW is coming? Yeah.....

    • TigerX

      11 years ago

      here ya go
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    • Drums888

      11 years ago

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    • FameWolf FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      12 years ago

      ...I'm sorry, curiosity has been eating at me for six months now. Discworld thread, last November-ish -

      In reply to Garand, #7777:

      MAD MAD THREAD HIJACKY ACTION!!!!*

      Which Discworld character would you most want to ... uh ... you know ... have relations with?

      I will supply my answer when I get back from the lazer light concert show thing I'm going to in about 2 minutes.

      *The Discworld thread is remarkable for the fact that it is the only thread on the forums that needs to be hijacked in order for it to get back on topic.


      What inspired this? Because there was never a supplied answer...

      -Peter

    • wiggly

      12 years ago

      yo

    • bootlegger

      12 years ago

      That may be, but bad news and reviews have a wider and quicker zone of travel than good

    • FameWolf FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      12 years ago

      Re: picture comment

      No, Gabrielle's dad doesn't have face fuzz, though he needs to shave more often to qualify for 'clean shaven'. But the visit was a fairly tactile experience, as Gabrielle felt it appropriate to keep playing with, and then pulling, my beard.

      -Peter

    • FameWolf FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      12 years ago

      I get that too - except here it's the philosophical lines between a liberal, peace loving hairy guy who was probably a hippy in a former life (me), and a racist grabber who will argue poorly thought out conspiracy theories about how foreigners are taking over the country (aka my sister's boyfriend).

      In my opinion, anyone who begins a sentence "I'm not racist, but..." is onto a loser...

      (it wouldn't be so bad if he knew how to argue something; but if you disagree with him to his face he'll look at you as though you'd just told him the sky is neon pink, then ignore you and carry on)

      -Peter

    • jedipoet

      12 years ago

      beans. smiley8.gif

    • RaginAsian

      12 years ago

      Page 1000

      So I put some work into it, and here's an order I've come up with for getting every family member on page 1000:

      1 erokdragun
      2 foolsfolly
      3 film_geek
      4 jedipoet
      5 datalaughing
      6 theLPgoonie
      7 syrix2
      8 powerbomb141
      9 grunthos2
      10 artaylor
      11 baraxis
      12 capdac
      13 darthj3sus
      14 drums888
      15 elite_muller
      16 garand
      17 guitar_king
      18 jonixlord
      19 marsmj
      20 morelikepuma
      21 peteszahut666
      22 qwirtle
      23 raginasian
      24 spartanproto
      25 supergenius
      26 spartanproto
      27 drdoom287
      28 gdchickoo8
      29 sharpasatack
      30 ren19

      The first nine are loosely based on who's most likely to be around, the last four are super-inactive people, and the middle chunk (if you didn't notice) is just alphabetical. It got too complicated trying to figure out who posts more often than who.

      So we're going to have a practice run on page 900 -- hopefully.

      A rule of thumb for if/when there are absentees:
      Erok will start us off. After he posts, if Fools doesn't post for three minutes, then Geek should go ahead and post, then Poet, then Data, etc. -- Fools can post whenever he arrives after that. If Erok posts and 6 minutes pass without Fools or Geek posting and Poet is around, he should go ahead and post. Etc., etc.

      Non Official Family Members:
      You're going to be waiting a while. At least an hour and a half by my calculations. If you'd still like to be part of the family, be a decent person and wait it out.

      In the event that Celtic shows up spam-a-blazin':
      Get your post in as quick as possible.

    • theLPgoonie

      12 years ago

      your variant

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    • jedipoet

      12 years ago

      check the thread, sir. smiley0.gif

    • bernardblack

      12 years ago

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      he he

    • bernardblack

      12 years ago

      fair enough

    • shadowox8

      12 years ago

      LMAO! Oops...I just TOTALLY posted on the completely WRONG profile, lmao. Sorry about that...

    • shadowox8

      12 years ago

      Oh, okay, thank you. I now know that I'm too poor to buy any of your art. Money doesn't grow on trees for me, and I don't have a job yet (or a car *gasp*). But anyway, thanks for that foreign economics update. Nice to see you on, too (and me on at the same time :-P).

    • RoadBlock FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold DONGS

      12 years ago

      Congratulations, you've won the internet.

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    • jedipoet

      12 years ago

      thank you, sir.

    • jedipoet

      12 years ago

      i didn't know i was so smart. thanks for reminding me. smiley8.gifsmiley0.gif

    • Ironkatana

      12 years ago

      No problem dude, anytime. smiley0.gif

    • jedipoet

      12 years ago

      he is the dude. smiley8.gif

    • jedipoet

      12 years ago

      are you the dude?

    • ShadowStylez FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      12 years ago

      In reply to bluteamsucks, #161:

      I've officially come to the conclusion that having a discussion with you is alot like masterbating with a cheese-grater. It's kinda funny, but mostly painful.

      That shit made me LMAO! + 1 Zings! Dude... + 1 Zings!

    • feyd1

      12 years ago

      Believe me it's very good. Anything that makes me smile is good.
      <generally speaking of course>

    • feyd1

      12 years ago

      I've been meaning to say that for the past few days every time I've sen your new tag line I keep thinking of Zathras from Babylon 5.
      "Not the one, looks like the one, but not the one.." one of the best scenes ever.

    • Nudge1

      12 years ago

      I just had a look... thanks so much smiley1.gif it's great to know you care so much smiley12.gif

    • Nudge1

      12 years ago

      Aww, thanks Garand... you didn't have to do that smiley1.gifsmiley12.gif

    • Nudge1

      12 years ago

      Would you believe it! Someone (for reasons best known to themselves) has neg modded my entry in Luke McKay's contest...

      I find myself wondering if it's just spite, or if there's and actual reason for it. I'm not sure what to make of it... I just hope that Luke doesn't get the wrong impression.

      I also hope it doesn't happen to you too smiley2.gif .

    • Nudge1

      12 years ago

      Just wanted to say how much I liked your entry into Luke Mckay's contest.. good luck smiley0.gif

    • canon_fodder FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      12 years ago

      ah ok... makes sense now.

      I'm completely cool with that. and i think its funny that her nickname is The Skirt.

    • canon_fodder FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      12 years ago

      yeah i was going to say... its not often that you see a guy naming a cat sunflower. lol

    • canon_fodder FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      12 years ago

      via torrent... what speed is your net?

    • feyd1

      12 years ago

      hogswatch.jpg

    • Dwarf_Ninjas

      12 years ago

      In short ... he's a Troll. A poor sad little Troll that didn't get enough hugs when he was a young little kitten himself.

      AREN"T 75% OF THEM!

    • Glod

      12 years ago

      ..that is a pretty big and complicated ball of wax there... hmm. Maybe i should just find another ball of wax? Then everything in this ball would be sooo much simpler! ;-)

    • FameWolf FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      12 years ago

      Hi Garand. I don't seem to have seen you round (so to speak) recently - how are you doing?

      -FameWolf

    • Battlerun

      12 years ago

      Err no, not sloppy seconds um, er...... ah yes, it's just went alphabetically. Yeah that's right alphabetically.

    • canon_fodder FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      12 years ago

      lol... i so have to get one of them t-shirts now...

    • InvaderSquee

      12 years ago

      Thanx for the art cratique ^.^

    • FameWolf FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      12 years ago

      Actually, I've developed a mindset for dealing with being in a job I hate: hold the management in contempt. They unintentionally help me here, so it's not hard.

      You seem to have the right way of looking at it - I'm there for their money, and in return they get my time. I was unemployed for years before getting my current job... well, I temped from time to time, and so tended to have enough money coming in to last until the next temp job, but the point was that I had a lot of free time, and loved being able to do things. Now I'm stuck in a warehouse for those 8 hour days, five (sometimes six) days a week, and to be honest I wouldn't give it up because I couldn't go back to having so little money again. I guess I've traded happiness for comfort, but accept that as a choice for now.

      But there is one thing:

      Its best to keep this in your head, though. Revealing this viewpoint usually ends up with the Company working for someone else other than you.

      I'm certain I've actually said this to my boss before, right to his face - I don't like the job, I don't want to be doing it in 5 years time, but while I'm there I'll pull my weight. Maybe he puts up with it because I've been there longer than him, and I'm the person who knows how everything works? (Always good for letting you get away with that little bit more...)

      -FameWolf

    • FameWolf FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      12 years ago

      To my embarrassment, when I watched your film last week I didn't get round to giving you any mods for it. I've just done something to correct that - hopefully better late than never.

      I showed it to a friend last night, and he enjoyed it too. So far, it's a 100% success rate for entertaining people at this end who've seen it!

      -FameWolf

    • jedipoet

      12 years ago

      very nice argument, one i hadn't really considered!

    • jedipoet

      12 years ago

      yep

    • jedipoet

      12 years ago

      well..kinda...not really...i mean...a LITTLE!!! smiley0.gif

    • canon_fodder FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      12 years ago

      hey that makes a lot of sense....

      damn I want to catch pixilation.

      Post edited 9/09/06 6:30PM

    • bootlegger

      12 years ago

      Fanatical much? But in all seriousness if i had the money in my account right now i would probably buy the movie. However I guess I'll just have to wait til payday.

    • ErokDragun FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Just here

      12 years ago

      You are far more intelligent and insightful than I ever knew. Thank you for existing!

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