Gazza_18_UK

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    • Funny Sex Poem.

      13 years ago

      Gazza_18_UK

      SEX!!

      "What is this thing called sex, Dad?"
      Quizzed, my curious ten year old lad.
      Soft music stopped, party-chatter froze,
      Menon jolted from his drunken doze,

      The pudding hit Mrs.Thomas's chin,
      My boss's face beamed a whisky grin,
      "Be a shport, Hari, you bumbling ass,"
      Liquour spilled from his brimming glass,

      "Tell the boy of the birds and the bees,"
      "Of Adam-Eve, the birth of babies,"
      To you, my friend, yes, you the reader,
      I must admit, I am no great leader

      Nor much of a father, you may surmise,
      I am not a fool, but neither too wise,
      To have told the kids of the facts of life;
      Of what gets done, when man meets wife.

      It may have been the beers in me,
      Or the fact that I could nowhere see
      My wife, within any earshot length,
      That must've been what gave me strength.

      "Species Enlarging X-ercise," said I,
      Looking my boy straight in the eye,
      "Something we do to populate,"
      "Strip, stimulate and copulate."

      "Simply Ecstatic X-perience," quipped Ted,
      And smacked his lips - the sly newly wed.
      "Superbly Erotic X-cursion," Joe, thirty-one,
      Raised his beer and added, "Ah, what fun,"

      "Sweaty, Enervating, X-hausting," Iyer, mid forties,
      As an afterthought warned, "And causes disease."
      "Slight Erection - X-hilaration!" Nair, sixty-plus,
      "That's what sex is for grandpas like us."

      "But, Dad," cried my boy in despair,
      He showed me a form, a questionnaire,
      "Please tell me how to get all that in
      This little box marked - Your sex, fill in."


      ..........Enjoy. smiley6.gif


      Gazza!

    • Good Pick Up Line.

      13 years ago

      Gazza_18_UK

      Guy: Can I uhhh....take you out for something to eat?

      Woman: Are you asking me out on a date?

      Guy: No, I just want to feed you.


      Lmfao!!!!!


      Gazza!

    • Bloody Hell!

      13 years ago

      Gazza_18_UK

      My head is........literally banging off all four walls. smiley2.gifsmiley2.gifsmiley2.gifsmiley2.gif



      England beat Paraguay 1-0 today. smiley0.gifsmiley0.gifsmiley0.gif
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      Gazza!

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    • Girls..........

      13 years ago

      Gazza_18_UK

      ......Suck!!!!!!!!!!


      Apart from Leanne, Cassie, Angie, Nayz........etc. Lmfao.!


      Who Agrees?


      Gazza
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      Btw, in 30 minutes.........it will be the day of Englands first World Cup match.............Pleaseeeeeeeeeeee wish me luck............then I'll pray.......with all your wishes that England win. Cause this would mean SO MUCH to us English...............so much, you wouldn't believe.

    • Fuck Lisa!

      13 years ago

      Gazza_18_UK

      I am taking the advice of my bro..........staying with a TRUE gurl....Leanne. Lisa hurt me once.......and she hurt me like hell....some of you may remember.



      MARK.........THANK YOU BRO.


      Gazza
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  • About Me

  • Comments (287)

    • Flanger

      13 years ago

      Gone again? Dammit, I missed the part where you said you were leaving. smiley2.gif

    • churchrvsb

      13 years ago

      no worries, I think you have my msn, if you ever need to talk you know where to find me smiley1.gif

    • churchrvsb

      13 years ago

      Take care gazza, it was great to have you back, even if it was just for 6 days, you'll always be in my good book. smiley12.gif

    • bassfreek5

      13 years ago

      thanks man tell ur friends!

    • GokuBlade

      13 years ago

      Anyone but England

    • killthem

      13 years ago

      It won't. Not at all.

      Or at least, not to most of them.

    • mimegal15

      13 years ago

      smiley0.gif Thanks

    • mimegal15

      13 years ago

      Please look at my journal, Gary

    • The_Illusion

      13 years ago

      I hate my parents...and ultimatly myself..

      -Nightmare

    • The_Illusion

      13 years ago

      Read my new journal.

      -Nightmare

    • The_Illusion

      13 years ago

      Hm..strange..

      -Nightmare

    • Death_vortex

      13 years ago

      Why the fuck has your Karma gone down?

    • Death_vortex

      13 years ago

      Cheeky fucker smiley6.gif

    • Biba

      13 years ago

      I haven't decided on the winner yet. Will probably decide tomorrow. But they are all so good that its going to be hard. I might just divide the prize mods between everyone that contributed a confession. smiley1.gif

    • Biba

      13 years ago

      Hey yes! That's an idea.. they are coming to England. I can just see you wreaking similar revenge to what you did to that perv that you based your confession on last night! Tempting isn't it... I might even join you. smiley0.gif

    • Biba

      13 years ago

      That is beyond shite. I can imagine how angry you must feel. Its not losing the mods or the karma necessarily - its the principle of it. smiley2.gif

    • mOrBiD

      13 years ago

      England are one of the favs to win, but my hearts set on Portugal. If they're out, England all the way.

    • irish_savage

      13 years ago

      this is bull shit....he should not be banned...fuck this shit fucking bitch mods

    • Phelio99

      13 years ago

      yeah anytime he hates me to death to but i watch him and warn everyone that hes planin to nail. but honestly who has the time to run around and hunt out people for stupid little that thingsno one cares about. the kid has no life. HE FUCKIN REANACTS WW2 FOR CHRIST SAKE. WAT A FAG!!

    • Phelio99

      13 years ago

      dude i dont kno u but think its far to warn u that dman82 hates u to death. just thought id warn u cause i hate that bastard smiley4.gif . so just watch ur back smiley8.gif

    • churchrvsb

      13 years ago

      as did I smiley8.gif

    • Biba

      13 years ago

      Yes, certainly sounds like a perv to me. smiley2.gif He got more than he bargained for when he tangled with you though. smiley0.gif I'm still in shock! smiley0.gif

    • Biba

      13 years ago

      Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse... smiley3.gifsmiley3.gif

      What's a 20 year old doing playing with 12 year olds anyway. He sounds a bit dodgy to me.. smiley7.gif

    • Biba

      13 years ago

      *GULP* - quite a confession Gaz. You have made my job of choosing a winner even more difficult.. smiley3.gif

    • Beeman

      13 years ago

      Gazza, Thankyou. You is "DEE MAN" smiley0.gifsmiley9.gifsmiley11.gif

    • Biba

      13 years ago

      Gaz - have a bash at my 'confession's' contest. It will be closing soon. Link in my latest journal - its locked for 'friends only'. But the confessions must be true... smiley1.gif

    • xClaydogzx FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold xClaydogzx

      13 years ago

      sure

    • Biba

      13 years ago

      Nikki is entertaining though. Its Grace that I loathe the most. Glynn is sweet.

      (Gaz - luckily you've only got yourself to look after in your house though - I reckon its party time! smiley8.gifsmiley0.gif )

    • Beeman

      13 years ago

      Bro you do know i'm joking smiley10.gif

    • Beeman

      13 years ago

      yeah man but your a badass mod trader. smiley5.gif lol only joking bro smiley8.gif

    • Beeman

      13 years ago

      Ezy Gazza, How is ya bro smiley10.gifsmiley10.gifsmiley10.gif

    • Biba

      13 years ago

      Yes, we'll watch it together. Its the first lot of adverts now. That's why I'm back. But I'm also ironing while I watch (multi-tasking), so you'll have to help with that. smiley1.gifsmiley0.gif

    • Biba

      13 years ago

      Thanks Gaz! I've let Scott know what you said.

      I'm off to watch Big Brother now... smiley1.gif xx

    • irish_savage

      13 years ago

      yea...it is

    • Biba

      13 years ago

      Gaz - can you go to my image gallery and make a comment against my new Biba image that you made me saying what you used to make it. Someone is asking and I expect others will want to know. smiley1.gif

    • irish_savage

      13 years ago

      i so just put it on my page

    • Biba

      13 years ago

      It would be Gangsta_06 that he remembers you as....(the original incarnation of yourself! smiley8.gif ). smiley0.gif

    • irish_savage

      13 years ago

      dude that was awsome...thnx

    • Biba

      13 years ago

      He's Pete, from Yorkshire. He is a graphic designer. He said that he was giving you a few pointers with photo-shop. I think you were on each other's friends lists but I'm not sure. He was definately asking me where you'd got to - he was disapointed that you'd disapeared. He's not on here much, just logs in every few days - he's another of my best mates on here. smiley1.gif

    • Biba

      13 years ago

      I don't know what to say. I really don't Gary. Except thank you so very much. smiley12.gifsmiley12.gif

      Apart from being a lovely thought, the pictures are beautifully done. You have great talent. smiley1.gif

      By the way, Pete (MingMong36) was asking where you'd got to. You should send him a message (not just a friend's request in case he doesn't realise its you). smiley1.gif

    • bear9388

      13 years ago

      its ok the new pupy reminds me so much of my old one and already love hm :D

    • bear9388

      13 years ago

      thanks :P I wanted a new one since my dog died wensday

    • Biba

      13 years ago

      Yes thanks Gary, I've had lots of rest and spent the last 3 months doing exactly as I pleased - that being nothing! But went back to work last week - all good things must end. smiley2.gif

      I was thinking about you only last night, and here you are. Firing on all cylinders - as you do... smiley8.gifsmiley0.gif

    • THE_IMMORTAL

      13 years ago

      it was over after the first goal lol

    • THE_IMMORTAL

      13 years ago

      Not bad, not bad......but the U.S. is gettin their ass raped by the czhecks.....it's humiliating!
      I knew we should of nuked em...

    • muzix_Chick8

      13 years ago

      i see u agree lmao

    • THE_IMMORTAL

      13 years ago

      Welcome back Gary, nice to have you with us once again!

    • muzix_Chick8

      13 years ago

      if i had ur talent and her talent then id be lik talented

    • pwn3d

      13 years ago

      The contest hasnt started yet, sorry. Your vote(s) have been discarded. We are still in the Prelim rounds.

    • bear9388

      13 years ago

      ok...i'll be on and off all day today :D

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