Gilbert

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from the most bars per capita. Omaha, NE

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    • Perma-Journal Version 4.20

      12 years ago

      Gilbert

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    • 3 days. Niobrara...

      13 years ago

      Gilbert

      I will be drunk as shit rafting down Niobrara in about 3 days. 3 fucking days of work and I am solid. 3 fucking days untill 3 days of drunk swimming and camping. 3 FUCKING DAYS TILL...etc etc....

    • Wow Long Time No See

      13 years ago

      Gilbert

      Yeah so Seedless insists on a new journal. Well fuck him what the hell does he know.

      Also....cocks.

    • What is your mosh pit etiquette?

      in Forums > What is your mosh pit etiquette? | Follow this topic

      Gilbert

      Warning ::Profanity::

      I have a basic 10 commandments when entering a Mosh Pit.

      1.) Immediately help people on the floor up so they don't get trampled. (This is a given)
      2.) Take nothing personal. Hits to nose etc...
      3.) Everyone under 4ft tall goes crowd surfing unless over 170 lbs.
      4.) Make it to the front and maintain it.
      5.) Consume as much alcohol as possible before entering the pit. (Going sober is ok too.)
      6.) If no alcohol is available or your underage get real stoned before entering the pit.
      7.) Don't take your chick in the pit. If she wants to go in. She's on her own.
      8.) Secretly watch your chicks back so she don't get too fucked up. (If not at front.)
      9.) Power is numbers. Role in with a group so you can clear more people.
      10.) Get on stage if possible and avoid the 1 percent of ass wholes that come to fight.

      I wonder what you guys think about when going in. Just not give a shit? What about other countries?

      Post edited 2/20/06 10:43AM

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    • All right you METAL Maniacs.

      13 years ago

      Gilbert

      Since I am still devestated over not getting to fucking see CKY 2 weekends ago.
      I am going to take it out on some fucking mosh pit noobs at the Bleeding Through concert on Friday.
      Absolute fucking carnage will take place in the pit as I take a crew of beefy fuckers with me to run the fucking floor.
      I figure 20 of us can hold it down. Mainly I will be sticking by my 6'7" roomate who can clear a path for me. Or I can play clean up. I pray there are fucking 7th and 8th graders in the pit because if they are light we are going to catapult and shot put some fucks. I love kids in the pit. Throwing them is the best.
      Don't get me as a super dick. If I knock someone down I always help them up and follow proper mosh pit ethics. Which to me are as follows.

      1.) Immediately help people on the floor up so they don't get trampled. (RULE 1)
      2.) Take nothing personal.
      3.) Everyone under 4ft tall goes crowd surfing unless over 200 lbs.
      4.) Make it to the front.
      5.) Consume as much alcohol as possible before entering the pit.
      6.) If no alcohol available smoke as much pot as possible before entering the pit.
      7.) Don't take your chick in the pit. If she wants to go in. Shes on her own.
      8.) Secretly watch your chicks back.
      9.) Power is numbers.
      10.) Its all about fun. Get on stage if possible.

      If your not bleeding when you come out you didn't have fun.

      My Mosh Pit Commandments. See ya there fuckers.

    • GG fucking Night Shift

      13 years ago

      Gilbert

      Working nights the last week then coming to my part time job durning the day is slightly kicking my ass.

      I work Fri. Sat. Sun. 7pm - 7am at main job.
      Part time: Mon-Thurs 8am to 1pm.

      Sleep schedule is all fucked up.
      Money is good thou.

      I also find the need not to sleep as much anymore.
      In 48 hours I only need about 6 hours sleep.

      Bad for the body.

    • New Job!

      13 years ago

      Gilbert

      Yay!
      I got the most kick ass job of Weekend Overnight Technical Support.

      My computer I get to play with there is dual 19" flat screens. 3.6 GHZ Processor and Gig of RAM.

      There is this wall where its like hard core projectors shooting off mirrors then onto the film to form up to like 20+TVs with no lines.
      Working weekend overnight I will be the only one there from 7pm to 7am watching Metal Channel taking calls and playing video games. Talk about fucking sweet.

    • My Twisted View

      13 years ago

      Gilbert

      If love was a river
      And fish were mere men
      Where would it lead us
      Where would it end

      What about Mountains
      That get in the way
      Would we come back
      If taken away

      Back from the fields
      Back from the roads
      Back from the sky
      Back from the homes

      Always just searching
      For where we had come
      Wondering what happen
      What had been done

      This is uncertain
      But I do know this
      Love is no river
      And Men are not fish

      -Gilbert 06

    • Free PS3

      in Forums > Free PS3 | Follow this topic

      Gilbert

      I want to get a free ps3. If you do click this link and sign up for the RealArcade free game pass trial for 30 days, cancel before the 30 days is over, and refer 8 friends you will get a free PS3 vouchur. No bullshit. It worked for my buddy on getting an X-box 360.
      Hes got a vouchur hes going to cash in when they work out the bugs. I know it works because he got a TV from this site too.

      Check it out if you think Im full of sh!t. Neg bomb me, lock the thread whatever. This sh!t does work thou.

      Click here: ps3s.freepay.com/?r=25803301

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    • Concerts. MORE CONCERTS!

      13 years ago

      Gilbert

      Going to one tonight at Sokol. Enchonda or however youspell it. This chick Im dating won tickets off the radio so I get to go. Should be fun. They are rockish type group. Im getting drunk as hell.

      Concerts to Come
      December 15th @ Qwest Center Arena U2 (Yank yank)
      January 12 @ Chez Paree - Anthrax, God Forbid, Sworn Enemy, Manntis
      January 29 @ Qwest Center SOLD OUT! - The Rolling Stones
      February 10 @ Sokol Auditorium - Avenged Sevenfold, CKY, Eighteen Visions FUCK YEAH CKY!
      February 20 @ Qwest Center - Coldplay, Fiona Apple
      February 24 @ Sokol Underground - Tickets:$15 at the door - Bleeding Through, Every Time I Die, Between The Buried And Me, Haste The Day
      March 22 @ Pershing Auditorium -Taste of Chaos, Deftones, Thrice Atreyu, As I Lay Dying, Story of The Year, Thursday

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  • Comments (6)

    • grairaven

      12 years ago

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    • EYVoom

      12 years ago

      I never have anything good to do, just the same busy, boring schedule all the time.

    • Seedless

      12 years ago

      HAHA


      You Never fucked.

    • SkunkDoctor

      13 years ago

      WoW OWNING MARAUDON

    • SkunkDoctor

      13 years ago

      if you play a lot of SnG on pokerstars you should check out sharkscope.com next time you're heads up you can make fun of the guy for being 2 grand in the hole (or whatever).

      What kind of stakes/game structures do you play?

    • Seedless

      13 years ago

      You need a new journal noob.

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