GrandMstrPie

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    • 7 years ago

      GrandMstrPie
    • Saints Row The Third

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      I dont know about the rest of you but I am really looking forward to this game. Im tired of games doing everything the same as each other this series has always been about what is fun and over the top like how gta 3 was but cooler. If you havent seen the trailer which is hilarious here is the link. www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZp0w42Zlkk

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    • Trash Talking for Dummies

      9 years ago

      GrandMstrPie

      This children is not going to be the usual rant about things sucking. Instead I'm going to teach you how to do better trash talking online. Rule 1: No your mom jokes. These jokes have run their course and now it just shows how lame you really are at talking smack. Also as a side note to this; be careful about using it I have met people who have lost their family to some fucked up things, so just as a precaution dont use it. If you have to fall back on the your mom crap atleast make a new twist on it to make it funny, and I'm not talking about your sister or shit like that be creative. Thats actually Rule 2: Be creative. This one is very hard since alot of shit talking is either out of frustration or retaliation. Now an example of this was a friend of mine just took everything the other guy said and made it stupid, "My penis is like if a hurricane and a tornado fucked and what came out was my penis it would be a category 7." Things like that are funny because they are so stupid. Rule 3: No calling each other gay. This can't be stated enough stop calling everyone gay. This shit is old and just retarded now., please for the love of god find something else. I for one just come up with random insults, Douche Nugget, Pickle Fucker (Clerks 2), Skidmark, random shit like that will catch people off guard. If people would follow these simple rules I'm sure that online interactions would have so many people angry or muted.

    • Karma is a Bitch

      9 years ago

      GrandMstrPie

      For those of you who don't know me I believe in karma in one form or another. When you do good things good things will happen for you and when you do bad things well shit happens. All my life I have been "told do the right thing" and "do good to others". Let me tell you right now that this advise is shit. I have tried being good all my life and all I have been given is a great big FUCK YOU! from that bitch Karma. Now I dont know if i did something wrong to make this all happen to me but this is bullshit. I take care of my friends when they are fucked up beyond all recognition; I listen to my friends problems and try to help as best I can. For all of the trouble I go through to help all I get is people using me to get stuff or to just treat like dirt. Now I'm not saying Karma is to blame for all of my problems but it is true that the bitch owes me a big fucking favor in the future.

    • Getting Pwned at Work

      9 years ago

      GrandMstrPie

      We all have had those days at work where we are just thinking "Fuck my life! What is going on?" Well that happens far too often in the food industry. Like on nights of concerts the amount of people coming in to the stores is expected to increase; however it should be noted that the shows that bring in the most people are the shows that none of your coworkers have heard of. Example there is a christian rock concert every year around the same time and this show always brings in the most people. Then there is the shows where you know you are going to be busier but it could go either way. Like tonight for instance there was a Rhianna concert in Sacramento and we were staffed to handle the before show rush. Well things turned out badly for after the show. The amount of people coming in was amazing we had over 200 burgers sold in 1 hour. Now for those of you going "So what?" that is a shit load for our store these days. This is the nights we dread due to the simple fact that we cant do everything we need to do in order to statisfy some of ther customers. I am not sure how these examples will translate to your profession or your life so to help I'll go put my caring face when I find it.

    • Moding is Everywhere

      9 years ago

      GrandMstrPie

      Ok as the title states there are modders everywhere and on every fucking game out there. Lets get one thing straight right now every person who mods their system to solely cheat is scum and should be beaten with wooden spoons. This shit is annoying as hell when you are just trying to have a good time. There is nothing I hate more then coming home and getting killed by a bunch of modders all night long. Lets start with the obvious example Modern Warfare 2. People have been accused rightfully and wrongly of moding every time something doesn't go their way. Everything from wall hacks, modded controllers for you FAL fans, to radar hacks. These people can't seem to do anything without them on and then when you wipe the floor with them they accuse you of cheating and the cycle continues. Next we have games where items are modded example is Borderlands. I have played this game for hours upon hours to level up and do everything legit and then some douchebag who mods their weapons and shields thinks he is tough shit. Listen just because you got good gear doesn't mean you are good at the game instead it tells me that you need to cheat to even play easy games. In short stop modding and learn to enjoy a game where you wont be god it is ok alot of us are just persistent or just too stupid to stay down forever (me).

    • E3 was awesome

      10 years ago

      GrandMstrPie

      For those of you who dont know me on a personal level (and why would you) I went to E3 this year. This event was far better than i could have imagined. The booths that were set up varied from the cubicle to the fucking behemoth of Sony and EA. Sony's setup was by far the best. They had the normal jumbo screen for previews with tvs and gaming consoles on two attached walls with a variety of new games. Then opposite to that was the two story office game area they had. I'm not shitting you they had games for PS# and PSP on the first floor and offices for meetings on the second and it was all plexy glass. In the middle of this enclosure which was several hundred square feet was God of War 3, MAG and Uncharted 2. Now God of War had litterally a hour wait time to play maybe a ten minute demo which was as bloody as the others. Uncharted was multiplayer only here but was alot of fun especially when the other team is a bunch of fucking idiots. MAG was ok at best while i was there because there just werent that many people in each game so the game play was slower than one would think. Finally we come to the EA booth. This on was simple to say the least but still very impressive just due to the size. The area was enclosed in a three story white box with only one entrance. There was a jumbo screen both inside and outside. The game station werent that impressive the were ljust two tvs setup back to back in a terminal with the same game on both. but the thing that was impressive here was the selection of games. Granted I didnt really spend too much time in there because it was always fucking packed. So that's only a small piece of my trip and there will be more when i feel like adding.

    • Loss of a Loved One

      11 years ago

      GrandMstrPie

      While most of my Journals are just a way for me to rant about shit that pisses me off this time I thought that doing something in honor of a loved one would be good. My Uncle was recently diagnosed with two types of aggressive cancer. He has been going to the doctors for about a month and they think that he wont last another week. I was never pariculary close to any of my relatives but this one was different. Where most of my family was judging everything I said or did he was always there being a friend to me. He worked hard all of his life and had only recently retired to do what he loves doing, making custom hot rods. He loved his cars almost as much as he loved his dog. I find it ironic and also very fucked up that a great guy who was always good and hard at work gets fucked in the ass by all of this bullshit but some fucking shit stain on society lives till he dies at the age of 90 or 100 in jail for murder because we cant kill anyone in this country anymore. like I said this was done in honor of him and to his memory. So to My Uncle Dennis I love you and I will miss all of the time we spent together.

    • Summer Games

      11 years ago

      GrandMstrPie

      This summer has a shit load of games coming out for all three consoles. That being stated I only have my eyes on 3 of them. First off is Mercenaries 2. Now I played the first one and it was one of the most kick ass games i have ever seen and played. It was a totally destructable environment and th gameplay was awesome. Secondly is Force Unleashed. Mow for those of you who dont know about this game it takes place between "Return of the Sith" and "A New Hope". You play as Darth Vader's secret apprentice and you go around and kill everyone. The number one thing that I love about this game is the force powers. We all know about the push and grip and how weak they look and are. In this game they are just blown out of proportion and I love every second of it. The lightning will make people explode when thrown; the push sends guys through walls and you can make your own combos. Lastly is Saint's Row 2. I was a huge fan of this game mainly because GTA IV hadn't been announced and it was the only thing of it's kind for the XBOX. But when I got to play it the game surprised me. The graphics were good the controls were simple and the gameplay was all around fun. The only problem I had with it was the ending. That ending sucked more than the Halo 2 ending.

    • Saint's Row 2

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      I've been looking forward to news on Saint's Row 2 for some time now but havent gotten shit from their site or anyone elses for that matter. I'm really looking forward to this game and the expansion of gameplay that it has over GTA. I'm looking far and wide for any info all I know is that there will be a co-op mode for the story line.

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