Gravedigger8

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    • Chuck Norris Proverbs

      12 years ago

      Gravedigger8

      If Superman and Godzilla got in a fight, Chuck Norris would win.
      Chuck Norris doesn't get wet when he jumps in water, the water gets Chuck Norris.
      Chuck Norris isn't hung like a horse, horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
      The only thing to fear is fear itself, and Chuck Norris.

      These proverbs of stupidity brought to you by Pennsylvannia.

    • Gamespot Halo 3 news

      12 years ago

      Gravedigger8

      It appears that Swedish mailboxes are plum stuffed with Halo 3 news, as purported scans of the latest issue of LEVEL have hit the Internet with gobs of info about Bungie's highly anticipated first-person shooter. The multiplayer-focused sneak peek dished out details on new weapons, vehicles, and features for the game, some of it expected, some not so much.

      First, the bad news for hermitic gamers: According to the magazine article, Halo 3 won't have bots. If Halo 2 is any indicator, there shouldn't be any shortage of human opponents to frag online, but antisocial players or those who tire of powergaming play styles won't be able to fake their multiplayer fix. According to a translation on GAF, LEVEL quotes a Bungie rep as explaining that the developers would rather spend that time working on the weapons, levels, and netcode for the game.

      Speaking of weapons, Halo 3 will apparently feature a few new ways to off opponents. The Spartan Laser should help players open up vehicles like so many sardine cans, while the self-explanatory nail grenade should be a real hit at parties. There's also a Brute spiker to play with.

      As for new vehicles, the Mongoose ATV that was once intended for Halo 2 will be available. Although it lacks firepower of any kind, the Mongoose seats two and should be good for getting Spartans where they need to be ASAP. And while it isn't quite a vehicle, the "Man Cannon" will launch players across the map unprotected on air streams. Gamers launched by the cannon will be vulnerable to enemy fire, but they'll also be able to fire back.

      Bungie's also switching up some of the familiar Halo gameplay, according to the scans. For one thing, the X button will no longer reload. Instead, players will use the left and right bumpers on the Xbox 360 controller to independently reload their primary and secondary weapons. As for what the X button will do, Bungie is keeping that under wraps for now. In another tweak, players' secondary weapons will be visibly slung over their backs at all times, so players will no longer be able to conceal the fact that they're carrying around four-foot plasma swords in their pockets.

      Finally, the scan indicates that the limited-edition release of Halo 3 will be called the "Legendary Edition" and will come packed in a replica of the Master Chief's helmet. The four-disc set will include the game, documentaries and developer interviews, Red vs. Blue content along with other Halo tie-ins, and HD cutscenes from the whole Halo trilogy.

      The official story: Microsoft isn't talking, but Bungie today put up a news post acknowledging that magazine scans with new Halo 3 content had started hitting the Web and threatening a permanent ban for anyone posting them on the company's forums.

      Bogus or not bogus?: Not bogus, although we hope the term "Man Cannon" is the result of a translation error.

    • Kung Fu Master

      13 years ago

      Gravedigger8

      Once again at school today an argument arose from my friends in economics class. as usual it was a highly stupid and dumb. i then remembered the three in this argument had the same argument from last year. The argument was who could win in a fight chuck norris or bruce lee.

      somebody tell me who would win so i can shut them up.

    • Sony is making me mad

      13 years ago

      Gravedigger8

      I find that Sony's remarks to Nintendo's new system the Wii as a console for children and they insults to Microsoft as a corporation that only copies what Sony does is getting really annoying. Sony just won't shut up with the insults. I read a news article on what Sony's plans are for the PS3 launch and half the time their just taking bad about Nintendo and Microsoft. I didn't pay money for your opinions I want news on your product. and now I hear the PS3 games are going to cost from 60 to 100 dollars. Sony's made a deal with the devil my friends, and their trying to pay a debt they can't afford.

    • Halo 3 question

      13 years ago

      Gravedigger8

      Is it me or does Master Chief look taller in the announcement trailer? Just a thought...

    • Halo 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      13 years ago

      Gravedigger8

      Attention my allies of the Halo players. Halo 3 has been announced! It looks so fricken amazing i can hardly speak! My jaw hit the floor when i saw the trailer! Thank you Jesus thank you!

    • Rest in Peace

      13 years ago

      Gravedigger8

      well friends some sad news from my part of the woods, my dog died last night. She was a gold labrador named Ginger. she was a very good dog, if slightly retarded, but loyal and goodhearted nonetheless. She beat the mold at the age of fifteen years.

    • To kill or not to kill, the idiot?

      13 years ago

      Gravedigger8

      So in my English class we're watching William Shakespeare's Hamlet, a grand masterpiece of literature, if not a little hard to interpret. I not a big Shakespear fan, I prefer Edgar Allen Poe personally, but this is one of my favorite stories. Anyway as the movie starts this moron of a human in the front row asks to the teacher "Ain't this the guy who cut off his ear?" I pretty much yelled at him "That's Van Gogh you idiot, he was a painter!" He got all mad at me, but I hate his primitive guts. Some people will never understand true art.

    • panties on campus

      13 years ago

      Gravedigger8

      i was on a field trip today for my vo-tech class, we went to some Energy Expo at Penn State. the expo itself was pretty bland but afterwards we walked to a restaurant to have lunch. while we're walking two college chicks drive by and the one in the passenger side hangs out the window holding her panties in hand, red lace panties to be precise, and yelled, "I feel so Free!!!". every guy in my class, including me, cheered them on. it was the highlight of my day.

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