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Girls = Time x Money (1)
Time = Money (2)


From (1) and (2):
Girls = Money x Money = Money^2 (3)

However, it is known that money is the root of all evil:
Money = ROOT(Evil) (4)

Rearranging (4):
Evil = Money^2 (5)

From (3) and (5):
Girls = Evil!!!