GreatOne2004

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from Fenton, MO

  • Activity

    • School

      11 years ago

      GreatOne2004

      Well, I've been bitching like a little...uh...bitch about my job for several years now, and I'm finally taking steps to do something about it. No, I'm not currently looking for a new job because I currently have no marketable skills and would likely only find something as bad as my current job or worse.

      No, I'm going to back to school. I'm gonna learn to be an accountant. Is it my dream job? Not so much. Is it a job I think I'll like? I think so. I will at least be learning something that I will be able to get a job in, unlike my hopelessly sad communication degree. I'm taking courses online from South New Hampshire University, and I think it's gonna be a good thing for me. Hell, my self confidence is already improving, and I think my brain just clicked back on for the first time in 7 years. So, yay for me! Say it, fucker! Say yay for me!!!!!

    • Pudding

      11 years ago

      GreatOne2004

      I just ate a sugar free chocolate pudding Snack Pack, and then ate a regular chocolate pudding Snack Pack, and I must say, they both fucking rock. Seriouly, get yourself some chocolate fucking pudding today. And the sugar free shit? It's seriously fucking choice as well. Not quite as thick as the sugary crap, but still plenty chocolatey.

    • My son

      11 years ago

      GreatOne2004

      My son loves Halo now. He doesn't really play it, but he loves watching me play it. He's started drawing it in earnest. I've posted a few of his pics in my images gallery here, and I have a thread on Bungie.net where I've been posting several more. Please take a look and tell me what you think of my son's work. Yes, this is the same child who is giving the finger in that pic that was my avatar for so long. He just turned 7 on the 19th as well. I'm very proud of his artwork, even if it's for a violent FPS game. I've really lowered my objections to him watching the game as I don't want to discourage his creativity. So, without further ado, I go into proud bragging father mode and present my son's drawings.

      The My Son's Halo Picture Bungie thread

    • Dude.

      12 years ago

      GreatOne2004

      It's really, really, really, really gonna suck when RvB ends. I mean, 100 episodes of some guys being goofy with a video game is a lot, but it just never seems to get old. Especially with Halo 3 coming out! I wonder what else they have up their sleeves after RvB. Of course, this is the end of the Blood Gulch Chronicles. Maybe we'll get some more high quality spin-offs like Out of Mind. I just hope whatever else they do is better than the Strangerhood because I just fucking can't get into that. But there's lots of great memories, great quotes, and great merchandise (I have to remember to get myself a Cockbite shirt). The last few episodes have actually made the PLOT interesting again, and kinda suspenseful (my heart stopped when Caboose got shot last episode). I was even surprised by how horrified Church was when it happened (you know Church secretly likes Caboose despite getting killed by him repeatedly). Let's just hope they end it well. You know they will.


      And on a totally unrelated note, my absence seems to have stocked up the mod points for me. I have 16 now. That's the most I've ever had. Interesting.

    • The Breaking Point aka Where Have I Been

      12 years ago

      GreatOne2004

      So, this is definitely in the top 3 or 4 worst days of my life. I'm sick for starters, and I thought I was getting better. My wife is also sick, and she's even sicker than I am. What else? Oh yeah, I'm sick of my job. Sears is fucking pathetic. I'm surprised that company can even stay afloat. I have to wait half my shift just to get the materials I need to do my job properly, which means I usually can't get all my work done even though I bust ass trying. We've been resetting huge parts of the tools and lawn & garden departments, and some of my finest work is in these resets (I make all the merchandise look all nice and organized and sellable). So what do my coworkers do? When they put away stock, they just throw shit wherever they find a spot, which usually means on the bottom shelf, looking like total shit. All my hard work flutters away like a butterfly in the breeze. FUCK!!! I'm sick of that shit!! And I stayed this long to get the fucking insurance. Good lord! The insurance SUCKS MAJOR A S S and is hella expensive too. Dude. WHY?! Why am I torturing myself there?

      Ah, but my day gets worse. MUCH MUCH MUCH WORSE. I had to go to court tonight over a couple of old traffic tickets I had forgotten about. Total fines: $300+. I think I would've rather gone to jail. I have 90 days to come up with this money, which should be quite the litle miracle.

      But wait, there's more! On the way home from court I get a phone call from my wife. The hot water heater is leaking. Badly. The laundry room is flooded. So I had to figure out the best way to drain it without making it worse, and I have no idea how to get the water out of the laundry room. Right now, I don't give a fuck either. I'll let the fucking room stay flooded until the landlord deals with it. This shit isn't my fault, and I'm not staying up all goddamn night cleaning up water from someone else's mistake. (The hot water heater went out last week, and someone fixed it...now the whole thing has gone out. Way to fix it, asshole!!!) I don't even care anymore what it does to the laundry room. I don't care if it leaks out to the kitchen too. I've reached my breaking point, and anything else that stresses me out right now is going to send me to a nervous breakdown so fuck it.

      That's how I'm doing. How are you?

    • Pie

      12 years ago

      GreatOne2004

      Mmmmm...pie.

      Take that, cake, you mother fucking cockbite. Heh.

    • Mother Nature is a skanky whore

      12 years ago

      GreatOne2004

      Well, St. Louis is getting its ass kicked with yet another ice storm that will kill several St. Louisans and leave hundreds of thousands without power. Essentially, if there is an ice storm, you can expect that our electric company will be completely incompetent and the entire fucking town will be shut down. Except for my work, which never loses power. So tomorrow, my van will ice skate to work. Wish me luck.

    • New Year's Resolutions

      12 years ago

      GreatOne2004

      1. I resolve to lose weight. Lots of it. The Blues should not lose Weight. He's awesome.

      2. I resolve to be nicer to people. Did I mention I have no intention of keeping these resolutions?

      3. Did you read my journal saying something about cloning a hot chick for girl on clone purposes? Yeah. Before the end of 2007. Mark my words.

      4. I'm building a time machine which should be done by the end of 2007. If I finish, I'll come back to this moment so I know I finished...........................crap.

      5. I resolve to take enough classes so I'll be able to pass the actuarial exams and become an actuary...no, that one I really do plan to do.

      6. I resolve to by an Xbox 360 in time to play Halo 3 on launch day. So I need to go ask Bungie to push Halo 3 back to 2009.

      7. I resolve to find a feasible way to cope with my severe ADHD problems...wait...what?

      8. I resolve to be taller. I also resolve to learn magic, apparently.

      Eh, so much for resolutions. Looks like I'll just be the same old short, fat, absent-minded asshole playing too many video games that I've always been. Happy New Year, yo!

    • I'd like to thank the academy

      12 years ago

      GreatOne2004

      I finally got my first award on Rooster Teeth, coming from the wonderful Kat, who as we all know, gives her award for posting good deeds in her comments. Even though I said I wasn't gonna do it, I went ahead and posted a comment about the girl with leukemia. She likes good deeds, and I had a good one, so I figured what the hell. So major thanks to Kat for my first award.

      And by the way, Chloe (the little girl) is doing pretty good overall. From the journal I've been reading about her, there are still stumbling blocks, but of course there are. She's a very brave little girl, and much admiration for her parents who continue to hang in there. I can't imagine I'd be in very good shape if this happened to one of my children, and I pray and pray that it never happens to my kids.

    • Angry Depressed Rant

      12 years ago

      GreatOne2004

      I've been under a lot of stress lately what with the whole Christmas season and all. It also really felt like I hadn't had any kind of "me time" at all lately. It really felt like pretty much I was doing shit for everyone else I know, working, and maybe sleeping. Really killed the Christmas spirit.

      Today was especially hard for me. I had the day off, but instead of FINALLY getting a chance to unwind, I spent the day running around like usual and occasionally getting a wee bit of cleaning done at home. Home, btw, looks like a Toys 'r Us exploded in my living room. Long story short, I didn't get much cleaning done, I didn't get any fun time, nobody on this fucking planet is gonna help me get this house back to normal (I can't do it myself. Even on good ol' Adderall my mind can't handle the magnitude of it), and I'm getting really nasty with the people I blame for this stress (i.e. everyone I know). And of course, extra stress makes ADHD super mega worse, so the effectiveness of my Adderall is going in the toilet.

      I thought there would be a ray of light. Everyone went to bed early tonight except me. Finally. Some quiet time to play some Halo without anyone telling me that I'm too old for video games or that I obviously don't give a shit about them because I actually want to do something *I* want to do instead of going along with everyone else's ideas, you know, just this once. Oy. Alas, Xbox Live is having problems. I can't play Halo and release some aggression on an unsuspecting world. Seriously, I can't fucking win. If I got the winning lottery numbers, fate would alter time and space to make sure I still wouldn't win. So, as usual, everyone I do for everyone else goes unnoticed and unappreciated, and I go on wondering why people think I'm an asshole because I actually want some part of my life to be fun for me instead of just enjoying selflessly being taken advantage of being taken for granted. Does being helpful to people who just turn around and insult you help get you into heaven? 'Cos if it does, I swear, this heaven place better be one long Pink Floyd concert combined with hockey and video games or else I'm putting up with too much shit from people who supposedly care about me for nothing.

      I'm tired of always having to take it up the ass from people, and I know why I do. It's because I'm short. Nobody takes me seriously and everyone pushes me around because I'm short and thus easily intimidated. A message to my genes: Fuck off. Rot in hell. Stop making my life so goddamned miserable. Thank you.

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  • Comments (41)

    • unkwnsoldier

      11 years ago

      ZOMG GET A NEW JURNAL

    • xnickerx

      12 years ago

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    • l0sts0ul

      12 years ago

      watch me to stay on my friend list
      when u r tell me in my journal

    • SpFx

      12 years ago

      Your on my friends list, please read THIS

    • wtpb

      13 years ago

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    • darknight85

      13 years ago

      thanks for all the advice, it's really appreciated smiley11.gifsmiley0.gif

    • xnickerx

      13 years ago

      bring on the gross hockey offensive jokes!!!

    • wtpb

      13 years ago

      Yeah that could come in handy

    • wtpb

      13 years ago

      Yep and the topping goes all the way to the edge :)

    • xnickerx

      13 years ago

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    • wtpb

      13 years ago

      Yeah go ahead and rape me. Everyone else does

    • meetsnipe11

      13 years ago

      hey

    • puertorican

      13 years ago

      Chapter 9 is out !!!!!

      Link in journal ^_^

    • wtpb

      13 years ago

      Diet 7 up for an alcoholic diabetic LMFAO :D

    • wtpb

      13 years ago

      He uses ice?
      That just waters the alcohol down.

    • wtpb

      13 years ago

      How is your crazy nieghbor?

    • BreezyShel

      13 years ago

      so is my kitten...that's why i called him rebel..he's evil

    • rsqviper

      13 years ago

      You are having very bad luck, eh? You duplicate someone's guess, the one that wins, then you try to post again on the new contest, but a day too late? lol. The cutoff was Tuesday at 7:05 EST. Today's Wednesday.

      Choke yourself. smiley6.gif

    • wtpb

      13 years ago

      Now I understand all those comments I've seem everywhere!

    • 00kiler

      13 years ago

      look at journal

    • i_r_caboos

      13 years ago

      you are welcome

    • l0sts0ul

      13 years ago

      ouch ur 28
      y r u askin me to be ur friend ur........"old"


      still u sound kool

    • darknight85

      13 years ago

      thanks for the advice smiley1.gif

    • SpFx

      13 years ago

      I wouldn't worry to much, I did Film and Tv at Uni, never used it for much, but at the end of the year if all goes well it looks like that I'll be able to get into it full time, I'm nearly 30, I did Film school 10 yrs ago,,, So hang in there... Jesus was 30 before he started his ministry. smiley1.gif

    • rsqviper

      13 years ago

      It did! It set me free!!

    • cobaltu

      13 years ago

      I like your idea, I'd love to hear more as well. Let me know if you do anything with it.
      You earned it.

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    • Microbe

      13 years ago

      Thanks so much for the support on Google Idol. Remember you can vote once daily if you want. It would help a lot. The competition ends on June 2nd.

      Thanks! smiley0.gif
      Microbe

      P.S. Vote Edaz! smiley8.gif

    • l0sts0ul

      13 years ago

      u sound cool...

    • darknight85

      13 years ago

      yeah, but it still sucks smiley2.gif

    • darknight85

      13 years ago

      Sorry about the friend wait, I must have totally missed that. And I don't think I can talk about the MayBeInLove thing, it's a long story involving 4 awesome days hanging out with a really beautiful girl and sadly it can't really be more than that. smiley2.gifsmiley2.gifsmiley2.gifsmiley2.gifsmiley2.gifsmiley2.gifsmiley2.gifsmiley2.gifsmiley2.gifsmiley2.gifsmiley2.gifsmiley2.gifsmiley2.gifsmiley2.gifsmiley2.gifsmiley2.gifsmiley2.gifsmiley2.gifsmiley2.gifsmiley2.gifsmiley2.gifsmiley2.gifsmiley2.gifsmiley2.gifsmiley2.gifsmiley2.gifsmiley2.gifsmiley2.gifsmiley2.gifsmiley2.gifsmiley2.gifsmiley2.gifsmiley2.gifsmiley2.gifsmiley2.gif

      Post edited 5/24/06 4:24PM

    • rsqviper

      13 years ago

      Thanks a lot for your vote! I really appreciate it!

    • xnickerx

      13 years ago

      so is, um, Jack there? And can I have the 2 tacos for 99 cents?

    • darknight85

      13 years ago

      cool smiley0.gif

    • rsqviper

      13 years ago

      I can't blame you for having a soft spot for the Rerd Sox. It's hard to dislike a team that puts the Yankees through so many fits.

      Pujols is having a hell of a year though, huh? Jesus.

    • CabooseRARRR

      13 years ago

      cool pic(:

    • GreatOne2004

      13 years ago

      Well, liking MST3K does make us dorks, but I'm proud of my dorkiness!
      "Cal, are you going to work naked again?"
      Everyone in my family can waste hours at a time quoting the movie and episodes of the TV show (dorkiness is genetic).

      And I like to share my satanical nature with everyone. Especially at work. And to think, there are guys who don't want to be told they're a bitch for harrassing other employees. Sad, really.

    • xnickerx

      13 years ago

      i made my friend's entire daycare call me "the evil queen" when she foolishly let me in charge while she had some teeth pulled. they did. and i was. you could have heard a pin drop the entire day. no noise. my kid drew a picture of my other half, then circled it in red crayon and drew a slash through it. so once you achieve satan level, apparenty, you get crayon banned from the bedroom until mom gets home. er um i mean the evil queen.

      and if mst3k the movie makes you a dork, then line me up too. it is a long par 5 to our nation's capital....... i freakin love that movie.

    • GreatOne2004

      13 years ago

      My dorkiness is intriguing? Suh-weet! With most people I know, the "intriguing" is replaced by "annoying and shameful." And like Church said, I'd love to live in Caboose's head for a while (especially since it's Hang 'Em High...ROCKETS ON HANG 'EM HIGH, EVERYBODY!!!). As for my son, sadly he was quite mistaken. I've actually been the devil for a long, long time. It just took me a while to figure it out for myself.

    • xnickerx

      13 years ago

      your dorkiness is intriguing. plus the fact your son thinks you are NOT the devil.... yet. That is way cool. Oh oh oh. and you got -2 mod points. Dude, -1 and we could have called you caboose. But that's another story.....

    • GreatOne2004

      14 years ago

      I actually hope Gus is wrong and the movie isn't as bad as he thought it was. Ouch. And to be honest, I could care less what color Ford Prefect is, as long as he can play the part, it's cool.

    • Mr_Pockets_9

      14 years ago

      Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy should be really good, although some of the characters were not what I expected....Like Ford Prefect is Black for some reason...

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