GrifRocks209

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    • So yeah...

      8 years ago

      GrifRocks209

      I haven't made a journal in a long time...

      I mean a really long time...

      So...

      i herd u liek mudkipz?

    • The Official Rules of Calling Shotgun

      9 years ago

      GrifRocks209

      Found this somewhere on the internet.

      1. The shotgunner must be in clear sight of the car, and shotgun can be called regardless of whether the driver is in sight of the car

      2. If you are the first to be picked up on a journey you are automatically given shotgun. You retain this position for the entire journey, unless you violate rules 11, 16, 22 or any other rules stipulating the loss of shotgun.

      3. You cannot declare shotgun if someone has previously declared shotgun for that journey.

      4. When simultaneous shotgun is called, there is then a foot race to the passenger side door from all the people who called.

      5. Shotgun cannot be called whilst inside a building (unless you are in a multi-storey or underground car park!)

      6. Shotgun cannot be called in advance, only whilst on the way to the car for the journey.

      7. Once shotgun has been called the driver has the option of a reload. The driver yells “reload†and this means that all previous calls of shotgun are void and the first person to call shotgun again gets the seat. This is helpful if the driver really doesn’t like the person who first called shotgun. It is often used when there is a simultaneous call and the driver is unsure of the outcome. Note that a shotgun has only 2 barrels so a reload can only be called once.

      8. Once shotgun has been called for the front seat then back left and back right can be called. This effectively leaves the slowest person to travel in the middle (of the “b**ch†seat).

      9. Because everyone is created equal, men have the same right to the front seat of the car as women (ie women don't own the front seat!).

      10. If the regular driver of the vehicle is drunk or otherwise unable to perform their duties as driver, then he/she is automatically given shotgun.

      11. Once the journey has begun, the driver is the obvious controller of the tunes. However if they feel the road requires their full attention, or they simply cannot be arsed any more, duty is passed to the shotgunner. However putting on crap tunes or allowing for silence when the iPod finishes a song or ANY instances of TAKE THAT will result in demotion to b**ch seat.

      12. Anyone calling shotgun must have his or her shoes on. This is to stop people running outside and calling shotgun, then having to go back inside to put their shoes on and slowing the journey. This is known as the Shoe Rule.

      13. Shotgun overrules Dibs, Baggsies and other girly calls!

      14. Despite the debate, shotgun CAN be used to shotgun things other than the front seat (eg back left, back right, women, not going to answer the door, etc).

      15. When travelling with a couple, one of the couple MUST shotgun the front. No one wants to chauffer two of their mates whilst they are in the back all over each other.

      16. If someone has successfully called shotgun, they have the right to the front seat. They do not have the right to correct the driver on their navigation skills ("take a left here you dickhead!") or driving ability ("I'd be in third gear if I was driving"). If the passenger does this, then they forfeit their position as shotgun holder.

      17. If someone says, "what’s shotgun?" after it has been called then they have to walk.

      18. If the shotgunner attempts to open the door just as the driver is unlocking it and jams the lock half open so that the driver needs to lock it and unlock it again, the shotgunner forfeits their position. This is known as shotgun suicide.

      19. The holder of shotgun assumes the responsibility for all gate opening, off license nipping into, takeaway ordering and question asking. He/she is in essence the copilot and therefore the enforcer of behavior in the vehicle and exacter of slaps/punches/water spraying/bag throwing at the passengers in the back.

      20. Automatic "couple's rights act 1997". This law states that, if the driver is the boyfriend/girlfriend of a passenger in the car, this person has the right to the seat of their choice.

      21. If one of the potential occupants of the vehicle is dressed (convincingly) as a pirate then they are given automatic shotgun. In the event of more than one pirate being present, a sword fight shall determine the successful shotgunner. This is known as The Pirate Rule.

      22. When driving past a woman walking a dog, everyone in the car must shout out the window, "who's walking who?†It is the shotgunner’s responsibility and failure to spot potential heckling, results in demotion to the b**ch seat!

      23. When riding in a 2 or 3 door car, it is the responsibility of the shotgunner to allow rear passengers in and out of the back of the car, NOT THE DRIVERS!! Regardless of the weather conditions.

      24. Obviously the previous rule on the subject didn’t clarify things completely with everyone coming up with a new rule that over rules shotgun. NOTHING overrules shotgun. Shotgun is final and cannot be overruled!!!!

      25. It is the successful shotgunners responsibility to be on the look out for any police and/or speed cameras. if the shotgunner doesn't spot a speed camera and this results in a speeding ticket it is immediately their fault and not the drivers.
    • Goddamn Cockteases

      9 years ago

      GrifRocks209

      So I get a letter in the mail today saying "Your scholarship information is enclosed."
      I'm like excited and I go to open when I see the seal on the back says National Guard. I tossed that bitch.

      Damn teases.

    • New Community Weapons

      in Forums > New Community Weapons | Follow this topic

      GrifRocks209

      On Thursday Valve released the community update for TF2. Here are 3 weapons they released so far:

      The Homewrecker

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      Unlockable Pyro Melee Weapon

      +100% damage to buildings
      -25% damage to players

      Pain Train

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      Unlockable Soldier and Demoman Melee Weapon

      +1 capture force
      +10% vulnerability to bullets

      Dalokohs Bar

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      Unlockable Heavy Food Item

      Heals 50 HP and extends maximum health to 350 HP for 30 seconds.

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    • A few words of wisdom.

      9 years ago

      GrifRocks209

      Why say "Cool story, bro" if the story isn't cool?

    • This is just hilarious

      9 years ago

      GrifRocks209

      Found this joke in a thread, it made my day.

      FOR ALL THOSE WHO IRRITATE YOU---

      -----take it out on someone, but don't take it out on someone you
      know. Instead, take it out on someone you don't know.

      I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd
      forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered,
      saying "Hello."

      I politely said, "This is Chris. Could I please speak with Robyn
      Carter?"

      Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear "Get the right f***ing
      number!" and the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that
      anyone could be so rude. When I tracked down Robyn's correct number to
      call her, I found that I had accidentally transposed the last two
      digits.

      After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again.

      When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled "You're an asshole!"
      and hung up. I wrote his number down with the word 'asshole' next to it,
      and put it in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying
      bills or had a really bad day, I'd call him up and yell, "You're an
      asshole!" It always cheered me up.

      When Caller ID was introduced, I thought my therapeutic 'asshole'
      calling would have to stop. So, I called his number and said, "Hi,
      this is John Smith from the telephone company and I'm calling to see if
      you're familiar with our Caller ID Program?"

      He yelled "NO!" and slammed down the phone. I quickly called him
      back and said, "That's because you're an asshole!" and hung up.

      One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking
      spot. Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I
      had patiently waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I'd been waiting
      for that spot, but the idiot ignored me. I noticed a "For Sale" sign
      in his back window, so I wrote down his number.

      A couple of days later, right after calling the first asshole (I
      had his number on speed d ial), I thought that I'd better call the BMW
      asshole too.

      I said, "Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?"

      He said, "Yes, it is."

      I asked, "Can you tell me where I can see it?"

      He said, "Yes, I live at 34 Oaktree Blvd, in Fairfax. It's a
      yellow rancher, and the car's parked right out in front."

      I asked, "What's your name?"

      He said, "My name is Don Hansen."

      I asked, "When's a good time to catch you, Don?"

      He said, "I'm home every evening after five."

      I said, "Listen, Don, can I tell you something?"

      He said, "Yes?"

      I said, "Don, you're an asshole!"

      Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial too. Now,
      when I had a problem, I had two assholes to call.

      Then I came up with an idea. I called asshole #1.

      He said, "Hello."

      I said, "You're an asshole!" (But I didn't hang up this time.)

      He asked, "Are you still there?"

      I said, "Yeah..."

      H e screamed, "Stop calling me."

      I said, "Make me... !"

      He asked, "Who are you?"

      I said, "My name is Don Hansen."

      He said, "Yeah? Where do you live?"

      I said, "Asshole, I live at 34 Oaktree Blvd, in Fairfax, a yellow
      rancher, I have a black Beamer parked in front."

      He said, "I'm coming over right now, Don, and you had better start
      saying your prayers."

      I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, you big asshole", and I hung up.

      Then I called Asshole #2.

      He said, "Hello?"

      I said, "Hello, asshole."

      He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are..."

      I said, "You'll what?"

      He exclaimed, "I'll kick your ass."

      I answered, "Well, asshole, here's your chance. I'm coming over
      right now." Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying
      that I lived at 34 Oaktree Blvd, in Fairfax, and that I was on my way
      over there to kill my gay lover.

      Then I called Channel 9 News about the gang war going down in
      Oaktree Blvd. in Fairfax.

      I quickly got into my car and headed over to Fairfax. I got there
      just in time to watch two assholes beating the crap out of each other
      in front of six cop cars, an overhead news helicopter and surrounded by a
      news crew.

      NOW... I feel much better.

      Anger management really does work.
    • TF2 won't run... Help please?

      in Forums > TF2 won't run... Help please? | Follow this topic

      GrifRocks209

      Okay, so yesterday, I spent 11 hours pre-loading TF2 for the Free Weekend. Today I install it with anticipation and joy. I launch it, The valve logo displays and then...

      It shuts down. It then redirects me to a page saying "Thank you for playing. Now buy this game!"
      Anyone knows how to fix this?

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    • What's So Special About Today?

      9 years ago

      GrifRocks209

      Oh gee I don't know, maybe it's MY BIRTHDAY!?!?!?!!
      Yes, I turn 18 today. Which means I'm finally legal. You know, it ain't as awesome as I thought it would.

    • Oh Boy...

      9 years ago

      GrifRocks209

      So Modern Warfare 2 came out today. And I hear it's pretty awesome.
      But this mission just left a bad taste in my mouth.
      Wait until Jack Thompson gets wind of this.

  • Comments (2541)

    • grayfox117

      7 years ago

      Yeah it was fun, went all over as much as I could in the time I had. Got more photos I need to put up.

    • urself

      8 years ago

      In reply to GrifRocks209:

      it will be with the next quake

    • urself

      8 years ago

      In reply to GrifRocks209:

      japan sank though

    • urself

      8 years ago

      In reply to GrifRocks209:

      good, im on leave (vacation) for around 18 days b4 heading to germany for about 2 years

    • AnreRakamee5

      8 years ago

      Hey man. We haven't talked in FOREVER! How's you?

    • viruszero0

      8 years ago

      www.youtube.com/watch?v=xr5v_Yb1IKc

      Hat got turned yo, checks it out

    • HaloHero23

      8 years ago

      I found my heart in the GUNGNIR, it just sucks that you cant really tell i have the gold visor lol

    • rawker94

      8 years ago

      that's cool
      quite the opposite

    • rawker94

      8 years ago

      just got home from community service
      yeah i know, how've you been?

    • grayfox117

      8 years ago

      lol yeah ppl usualy think im dead. sure i see you online on live all the time.
      emm im going to minisota i think, c my brothers did the same thing a few years ago where 1 is a Dr on a rotation training thing and the other tagged along so they spent a few weeks going from chicago, to vegus nd minisota cose we know a family that lives there and now another brother of mine is doing the same thing so im gonna tag along but he dosnt want to go on a road trip wich sucks cose i could get a brilliant collection of photos on a road trip.

      ... i gotta try and convince him to go on a road trip

    • jokersflame

      8 years ago

      Oh, sure!

      Sign me up!

    • rawker94

      8 years ago

      hey

    • Robotrek

      8 years ago

      Hey, did you hear already about tonights Monday night lunar eclipse, it is supposed to be a full eclipse of the moon, I am not totally sure when it is supposed to be visible for all of us here in the central time zone, but I think it is supposed to begin around 11pm "approx" first the moon will turn sort of orange and then go black, and it will be a long time before it comes back out again, it will look awsome.

      info about the eclipse can be read here...http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/December_2010_lunar_eclipse

    • Jalnor

      8 years ago

      I've mentioned it in Admins' Discussion; a group admin will make your news article shortly and keep an eye on things until you start your game, at which time you'll become a temporary admin wink.png

    • ufnrock

      8 years ago

      Friday at 8 cst

    • ufnrock

      8 years ago

      Hey bro, it's on the site just go to league, schedule, my team matches.

    • TheTaco007

      8 years ago

      That's very true, but I usually attribute that to lag. Like if I accidentally run past an enemy, ever after I'm 3 or 4 feet behind him, and he turns around and lunges when he hasn't even gotten me near the center of his screen, and it'll kill me, but if I stand directly behind someone, holding forward so that I'm literally pushing against him, looking at his chest, and I knife, nothing happens.

      There are also a lot of moments where I'll be behind someone, and he'll turn towards me, shooting, and I'll die before he was even completely turned around, but I think it's just cause the person has a high sensitivity, and the game's turning animation can't keep up.

    • urself

      8 years ago

      u may have just got an email from me, dont open just delete

      it's a piggyback spam message, that tricked someone i know into sending it to me

    • BigDaddy117 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 years ago

      Crack.

    • BigDaddy117 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 years ago

      Things that fly.

      Not much else though.

    • viruszero0

      8 years ago

      I lied, I used to watch that show all time. I just looked it up. Haha

    • viruszero0

      8 years ago

      I have no idea what that is. So I do not recall it.

    • HaloHero23

      8 years ago

      Hahahaha hell yea grenade machine gun!

    • meleesoldier

      8 years ago

      Whenever, I guess.

    • Biolith

      9 years ago

      Sure. I can't get on LIVE right now, though, and I'll need to clear my friends' list a little bit, too.

    • urself

      9 years ago

      hard dicks and airplanes

    • TheTaco007

      9 years ago

      Thanks. Join the group.

    • TheTaco007

      9 years ago

      Indeed.

      Incidentally, have you seen my new webcomic?

    • viruszero0

      9 years ago

      That one I have no idea about. The director is meh at best and I just dont now. I cant see them screwing it up though, the thing basically writes itself.

    • viruszero0

      9 years ago

      I knooooooooooooooow. Im stoked. The guy actually looks good in that pic. I always thought Thor would be the hardest to pull off, but damn, Im stoked.

    • meleesoldier

      9 years ago

      Alright.

    • viruszero0

      9 years ago

      So true, so true

    • dvdx

      9 years ago

      Dude ! So many shit... But I'd really love to go to This it's near where I live but I can't go... Damn such great bands... smiley6.gif
      What About You?

    • Kaptenen

      9 years ago

      Luke is not worth the attention he so desperately craves for.

    • viruszero0

      9 years ago

      It was pure terror. I had just enough time to hit the screen cap button.

    • TheTaco007

      9 years ago

      I have it.

      It's Assassin's Creed 1 with a different setting.

    • UberAllies

      9 years ago

      yo g-rock I need you to do me a favor. I have a theme on right now that I don't want to loose. I need you to save it so I can switch my OS and re-download it. the quick file post site I use is torrent-only which means that I woudn't be able to re-download it unless someone else has it.

    • TheForge

      9 years ago

      Terrence Howard

    • LegendaryE FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      I jizzed when I saw that trailer (not literally but it would've been in a good way if I had).

      And I bet everyone thought they knew what to expect from it but we were all so wrong.

    • AnreRakamee5

      9 years ago

      You can handle the last part of info. TAKE IT LIKE A MAN! lol

    • AnreRakamee5

      9 years ago

      Yeah. Sorry things have changed a lot with me. I am not the same as i used to be.

    • AnreRakamee5

      9 years ago

      OM NOM!

    • UberAllies

      9 years ago

      DUDE, invite me back

    • UberAllies

      9 years ago

      you just made me want to go back more, invite me please sir.

    • UberAllies

      9 years ago

      Invite me back in the club sir por favor.

    • UberAllies

      9 years ago

      yo, invite me back into non compos mantis please, I got kicked for no reason.

    • HaloHero23

      9 years ago

      Long time, whats crackin

    • dvdx

      9 years ago

      Haha ! smiley0.gif

    • TheForge

      9 years ago

      Hey there. would be interested in joining one of my two RPs?

      redvsblue.com/forum/viewTopic.php?id=2224925
      or
      redvsblue.com/forum/viewTopic.php?id=2225222

    • HaloHero23

      9 years ago

      Park cars...they just happen to be really cool cars lol

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