GriffLord

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    • Gamers' Caste!

      9 years ago

      GriffLord

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    • Sorry

      9 years ago

      GriffLord

      Sorry to announce this but Pastry Wars will no longer be part of Rooster Teeth, I am moving it to my site gamerscaste.com sorry jakamacca

    • Pastry Wars Issue #30!

      10 years ago

      GriffLord

      Sorry it's late cpu's been down:

      Yay, we have officially reached the 30 issue mark, this will be the return to the story of Wirl and his men, along with the allies of the 149th MDW division and Yakrap, a rebellious MDW’s squad leader.
      Yakrap had officially taken command of the Doughnut Cruiser, he was much more helpful than Toshiro because he was now better able to understand the LDW’s. “Looks like we’re no longer equals, Wirl.†“What do you mean?†“Well, now I am technically a Ship Master, even though it’s by default.†“That doesn’t matter; I could still own you in Halo.†“Ah, yes, right you are there, but can you defeat me at … Ping Pong!†“Bring it!†As the great battle commenced, Toshi’ made a comment that no one else dared to ask, “Why are there such dumb battles all the time except when Hoghnut’s involved?†‘Did … did you just ask the evil question?†“What?†“I didn’t want to tell you this Toshi’ but, we … are in a story!†“Huh!†Yep, Toshiro never knew, that’s … really sad.
      Snirk had finally caught up to Fudge Stripe, terrified, Fudge looked at Snirk while his massive Cherry Worm attacked and devoured swarms of Mold gathering around their position. “So Stripe, will you ally the rest of your units into the AP?†“Wh-Wh-Who are you? Some kind of super Cupcake?!†You got past all of those Mold with just your SPRNKLer and that worm!†“You obviously don’t know what that is do you? He’s my pet, he’s my friend, and he’s a highly genetically advanced worm that just happens to have a taste for Mold, but, you know it could also be persuaded into liking Cookies, too.†The worm devours more Mold and throws up on a Cookie, “Ok maybe not that one, but maybe you taste good.†“You’ll never get me or my brothers to join!†Sensing his partner’s immediate danger, the worm leaps in front of Snirk just as Fudge’s suicide bomb goes off. “Arroo … ar-roo …†His Cherry Worm collapsed on the street, now that the worm was wounded, the Mold became bolder and surrounded the two, Snirk crying out in agony over his near death friend, as a shimmer of light enveloped them both and they were deconstructed on a molecular scale and reformed back on the LDW ship. Unfortunately, there were officially no Cupcake medics let alone medics for underground dwelling super worms, in the ultimate result of the explosion of the HE suicide bomb, Snirk Jr. had died. Snirk, in a fit of maniacal rage, swore revenge on the Cookies forever and jacked Wirl copter, to go and find the remainder of the Cookies, “Forget the alliance with the Cookies, the killed my friend and now they are gonna pay!†“Wait! Snirk don’t go!†“Nothing you can say will stop me!†“I left my lunch in there from last week.†Snirk was already in the air and didn’t seem to care, as he was taking off Toshiro almost hopped on but was hit with a large blunt projectile, “Take back your freaking rotten lunch!â€Â

    • Pastry Wars Issues #28 and #29!

      10 years ago

      GriffLord

      This is a special two-in-one issue spectacular … because I forgot on Friday … opps
      Now that Hoghnut was able to choose any ten troopers that he wanted, he had many possibilities. So in the end he chose five of his best friend Fleet Masters, two elite assassins, two explosive specialists, and a rookie pilot. Even against his friends’ wishes, he chose the pilot because, well, I don’t know, I’m the author and I don’t know, that’s a big secret. Now, there are some ideas as to why he chose him, one could be that he was a former convict and he knew a lot of underground passageways that they could take to sneak up on the ship, and also another idea is, the rest of the pilots were dead or busy at the moment and no one wanted this one. The course that the pilot had given them had actually lead them to the bottom of the ships hull that was terribly damaged by the collision with the planet’s rocky terrain. Getting in wasn’t the hard part, the Cherry Sword cut through the damaged hull like butter, now thy were in the heart of the ship, not exactly where they wanted to be because the cloning machine was at the FRONT of the ship! But the Mold brain had given Hoghnut orders to fall back and protect him at the rear of the ship, so now that Hoghnut remembered that, there was another objective for the fresh team of MDW’s. The pilot was somewhere up in the air harassing the enemy and distracting them from the possibly still operational hull breach alarm. The inside was just the same as it was when Hognut’s last failed expedition into the devilish, cesspool of evil that used to be his beloved Flagship. Thankfully he still remembered all the corridors and secret passageways he used to take to get to the solitude of his room during a hectic day on the attack. After hours of searching the ship for the PDB, taking care to avoid the room with the cloning machine for now, they couldn’t find him. Maybe he was in his room, taking the way that only he knew of he arrived in his room, the only place in the ship that had not become Mold Infected, probably because not even the head of the Doughnut military knew about it. After returning, unsuccessful in finding the Pillsbury Dough Boy, they decided to attack the clone producer and upon entering the room, found it totally deserted. No sentry on guard, no machine, no anything not even the bodies that were decimated on the previous trip. “Where could they be?†“Well, where did you first find the Mold?†That’s when it hit him, “The Lab!†Having passed by the lab without realizing the Mold was already there, they weren’t so surprised to find a whole horde of the new Mold warriors gathered menacingly behind the nine Doughnut Warriors. Feeling a strange sensation flow through him, Hoghnut lunged at the beasts and slashed with all his might, throwing grenades and blasting away with cherry pit bolts and only after Hoghnut had single handedly slain the first beast had the Fleet Masters realized that Hoghnut had initiated the attack. The battle to decide the fate of the universe had begun. Next issue we will be going back to Wirl’s story to take a break from all the serious crap.

      So come back Monday to see the most exciting Issue yet of “Pastry Wars!â€Â
      Feel Free To Comment for Possible Story Ideas!
      Standings: Pillsbury Doughboy's Mansion-Mold, Nutty Lands-Doughnuts, DMZ-Doughnuts, Filling Mines-Mold, Center City-Cupcakes, Doughnut Home World â€" Doughnuts and Mold
      To Be Continued in Issue #30 Coming Out On 5/1! See Ya Next Week!

    • Pastry Wars Issue #27!

      10 years ago

      GriffLord

      Today we will be taking a break from the action and just check out all the things only Chuck Norris can do,

      1. Jesus walks on water, Chuck Norris swims through cement.
      2. Chuck Norris makes the planets revolve by playing tether ball with them.
      3. The Total Gym is God’s gym; Chuck Norris uses it.
      4. Chuck Norris doesn’t read, he stares down books until they give his the info he wants.
      5. Chuck Norris uses Saturn’s rings as muscle bands.
      6. Chuck Norris doesn’t get sick, diseases catch a Chuck Norris.
      7. If Jesus and Chuck Norris were brothers, Satan would be screwed.
      8. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
      9. Chuck Norris went to a McDonalds and they wouldn’t give him an egg-McMuffin because it was 11:02 then he roundhouse-kicked the store so hard it turned into a Wendy's.

      So come back Monday to see the most exciting Issue yet of “Pastry Wars!â€Â
      Feel Free To Comment for Possible Story Ideas!
      Standings: Pillsbury Doughboy's Mansion-Mold, Nutty Lands-Doughnuts, DMZ-Doughnuts, Filling Mines-Mold, Center City-Cupcakes, Doughnut Home World â€" Doughnuts and Mold
      To Be Continued in Issue #28 Coming Out On 4/24! See Ya Next Week!

    • Pastry Wars Issue #26!

      10 years ago

      GriffLord

      The all out war between Hoghnut’s former comrades and his original friends in the Doughnut Army had begun. With Hoghnut on their side, the Doughnuts saw victory close at hand. They had charged into the open battlefield through the Great Gates that guarded the Doughnut capital. While the rest of his men were gracefully annihilating the enemy, Hoghnut devised a plan to destroy the Mold Ship so that the Mold would not be able to retreat even if they had to. He relieved a few Mold warriors of their favorite appendage and then their head, not that one pervert! After having a little life threatening fun, he took note of how the Mold seemed to use the Flagship as their base, but there was also a never ending stream of them emerging from it, just one more reason to destroy the ship. With his friends that he had before the military life, they charged into the Mold ship to see what was causing their constant emergence. Descending into the ship, and into what used to be the living quarters on the ship had now become a wretched Mold Hive, but there was something new to the room, besides the obvious, there was a strange … sense to the room, but they had found what they were looking for; a cloning machine. The Mold was somehow able to lean how to use the replication process for Doughnuts to replace lost or damaged parts. Now, however, they were using it to recreate complete Mold Warriors and not just parts. Bad news now, as a friend was setting a charge on the evil machine a large and quite deformed, even for Mold, warriors came down and fell upon him killing him instantly. Rifles already raised and Hoghnut with his Cherry Sword out, attacked the creature, bolts slashing across its massive body and Hoghnut stabbing with the sword barely did anything and it lashed back. With barely any effort at all, separated two Doughnuts asses from their gut. With Hoghnut and his final two friends all that was left to stop the beast from joining the battle outside and possibly securing victory for the Mold. The creature released a great roar from deep in its chest. The scream knocked Hoghnut back because he forgot his magnetic bots but his friends were stuck there to fight the beast. It shot out its claws from its hand and they turned one into a pincushion and the other was grabbed by the throat, and when it tried to devour its prey, a low chuckle was heard, “Good Bye, Hoghnut, you were a good friend, and one more thing,†he took out a grenade and primed it, “I did your mom.†“She’s dead.†“I know.†With a disgusted look upon Hoghnut’s face he watched his last friend detonate the grenade in the creature’s mouth. After the smoke cleared, the beast still existed. Bolts, stabs and a grenade and it was not dead, even worse for Hoghnut, now it hadn’t had its meal and was still hungry. Retreating, actually more like running away, Hoghnut proceeded down the hall through which he came and when he looked back the Mold receded back into the room and retook its place on the ceiling. It was only a sentry; imagine what a Military version of that would be capable of. Escaping the ship he returned to his men and went back into the Capital to report his findings. Now with the new info on the battle and the new Mold Warriors, he was charged completely with the destruction of the ship and was only allowed his choice of ten soldiers.

      So come back Monday to see the most exciting Issue yet of “Pastry Wars!â€Â
      Feel Free To Comment for Possible Story Ideas!
      Standings: Pillsbury Doughboy's Mansion-Mold, Nutty Lands-Doughnuts, DMZ-Doughnuts, Filling Mines-Mold, Center City-Cupcakes, Doughnut Home World â€" Doughnuts and Mold
      To Be Continued in Issue #27 Coming Out On 4/20! See Ya Next Week!

    • Pastry Wars Issue #25!

      10 years ago

      GriffLord

      Even though Hoghnut was the one to bring the vicious Mold to the planet, they ad finally found a cure. The downside, as there is one to everything in this story, is that the cure is very hard to make, not expensive, it just takes a lot of time to create it. So for now, Hoghnut was given command of Doughnuts to do with them as he wished. He left some of his troops back at the lab to protect all the scientists while they worked on making more of the cure. The rest of his troops, Hoghnut included, went out to join their fellow Doughnuts in the still ongoing battle against the almost unlimited amount of Mold warriors. At the great doors outside which the battle raged, Hoghnut felt the urge to say something inspiring to his men, “Men, today is either the end of our fair kind and world or the destruction of that evil infectious creature known as Mold. Many of you will not return initially, even after that, when you’re infected we ourselves might very well slay you, but if you survive, which I hope you all do, have hope, you will be cured. We have found a cure for the demon, and Tethla, no it’s not salt because these aren’t really demons, I’m not sure what it is I used to be one of them until my fellow Fleet Masters, whom I am proud to serve next to today, saved me. In short, let’s kick some Mold ass!†The great doors opened and with Hoghnut in the lead, the entire remaining Doughnut army charged into the inferno of evil, and passed through the Gates of Hell and entered the Devil’s living room. For on that night all those brave souls were to earn their place at the Great One’s table. Sorry for all of that physiological stuff but, that’s how it is … in the next issue!

      So come back Monday to see the most exciting Issue yet of “Pastry Wars!â€Â
      Feel Free To Comment for Possible Story Ideas!
      Standings: Pillsbury Doughboy's Mansion-Mold, Nutty Lands-Doughnuts, DMZ-Doughnuts, Filling Mines-Mold, Center City-Cupcakes, Doughnut Home World â€" Doughnuts and Mold
      To Be Continued in Issue #25 Coming Out On 4/13! See Ya Next Week!

    • Pastry Wars Issue #24!

      10 years ago

      GriffLord

      Ok for now we will continue to focus on Hoghnut because he hasn’t gotten enough action lately, and you thought that he was out of the picture? Ha … no way, are you retarded? But this issue we will start with where we left off with Wirl and the New AP.
      “So, have we cleared the ship yet?†“Negative, my currently retrieved data confirms that we only have 69% of the ship.†“Ha … 69….†Yakrap slowly turns to glare at Wirl, “Anyway, what are you even doing here CPO? This isn’t Star Wars and for the last time I’m, not Chewbacca!†Toshiro enters caring a large box of stuff with him, “Is this all the extra tech you could find?†No the rest is right behind me†250 LDW’s come in right behind him carrying the rest of the weaponry that was found. “Uhh, Toshi’ how did this happen?†“Ohh, I found out that if you talk to them instead of shooting at them, they will willingly help you with almost anything.†Thus, the LDW’s aboard the ship joined the AP.
      Now, after Hoghnut’s nap, he had joined the battle for complete Mold control of the Planet of the Doughnuts. He had already decapitated the Doughnut who had sent him to Bakery, but strangely, unlike Crum’bly, he felt almost in control and didn’t feel any regret to killing other Doughnuts, he almost felt normal, only his head was filled with the ideals of Mold brain, even this far away he could still here his commands. Unfortunately, now, was very different. He had been captured by his fellow Fleet Masters that had left the assault to repair their ships. “Ok, let’s now see if this formula works.†They had been testing antidotes for Mold instead of killing both Mold and host with stuff like the Anti-Mold grenade they were trying to actually cure it. Next thing he knew, he thought that the formula was killing him, he was slowly loosing the connection with the Mold brain and couldn’t here him any more. That’s when he realized, he was cured. “WEâ€ÂVE FOUND THE CURE!â€Â

      So come back Monday to see the most exciting Issue yet of “Pastry Wars!â€Â
      Feel Free To Comment for Possible Story Ideas!
      Standings: Pillsbury Doughboy's Mansion-Mold, Nutty Lands-Doughnuts, DMZ-Doughnuts, Filling Mines-Mold, Center City-Cupcakes, Doughnut Home World â€" Doughnuts and Mold
      To Be Continued in Issue #25 Coming Out On 4/13! See Ya Next Week!

    • Pastry Wars Issue #23!

      10 years ago

      GriffLord

      Now that Wirl had gotten to the Command Station he was even more upset than ever, “Damn it Toshi’, you got here first fine, here’s five bucks.†Now that they were in the command center, maybe Toshiro or Yakrap could slowly and cautiously slip away from the rest of the fleet. Now that Snirk had gotten onto the ship with his Cherry Worm, he could fish out the entire Mold force and the other troops, Cupcakes and MDW’s, could deal with the remaining LDW’s.
      Hoghnut, wow where was he the last bunch of issues? “Up your friggin’ ass!†Damn it they can still here me. Anyway as you guys already know, Hoghnut, rest his soul, is Mold infected but now since he had been Mold infected for so long and has not been eliminated or died completely due to the disease, he had begun to morph. Now he was 5 times larger, 2 times smarter and had the strength of two, count em’ two … CHUCK NORRISES! “AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! Dip man, don’t scare me like that!, Wait why am I scared of myself?! Damn it you did it again!†Get the hell out this is story time bitch! Ok, anyway now Hoghnut is back on the home planet and releasing all of his men that he infected onto the world. And now our story must end for today, to leave it as a cliff-hanger, yes, and because I am out of ideas right now and have to play some video games or I’m gonna die of boredom.
      So come back Monday to see the most exciting Issue yet of “Pastry Wars!â€Â
      Feel Free To Comment for Possible Story Ideas!
      Standings: Pillsbury Doughboy's Mansion-Mold, Nutty Lands-Doughnuts, DMZ-Doughnuts, Filling Mines-Mold, Center City-Cupcakes, Doughnut Home World - Doughnuts
      To Be Continued in Issue #24 Coming Out On 4/13! See Ya Next Week!

    • Pastry Wars Issue #22!

      10 years ago

      GriffLord

      Now that Wirl’s and Yakrap’s had been joined together against the hordes of Lesser Doughnut Warriors, things were going better than if they were both alone against the LDW’s. However, there was still something that was bugging Wirl, whenever they found another group of the Doughnuts, they always seemed distracted and scared of something, besides them. Wirl finally had confirmation that most of the 149th had gotten through the ship’s hull and were combating any and all LDW’s they came across. That’s when it hit him, the MDW’s reported multiple hostiles, both LDW and something else. Mold, damn it! The Mold was on the ship, too?! Now they had another problem, even when, not if they could take the LDW ship, they had to also eliminate the Mold presence onboard, unless the LDW’s somehow managed to defeat the Mold on the ship, but I highly doubt it. The control room was up ahead, unfortunately at that moment, a Mold-Grenade bounced down onto Wirl’s head and onto the floor, “OHHH CRAP!â€Â
      Snirk was happily ripping down the main street of Center City, riding his own Cherry Worm, and lancing the LDW’s and Mold Warriors on either side, completely oblivious that if his Cherry Worm fell he would be domed immediately. After he snapped out of his haze of enjoyment he noticed a very different colored LDW This must be their leader. About two seconds after he noticed the leader he noticed the same Doughnut ship that Wirl was attacking, it was coming to rescue the leader. For the first time in all that Snirk had known his Worm, the Worm had an idea. He plowed through the hordes of LDW’s and Mold and ate the leader. Still sensing the DNA of the leader, the ship teleported the “leader†onto the ship. Thank God it was the hanger bay!
      Toshiro had picked up the rest of the Cupcakes that could fit onto his STRDL and was about to enter the hanger, when he saw the giant worm. Trying to avoid the worm, Toshi’ made a surprise visit to the command center, “Sorry, Wirl! I got here first!â€Â

      So come back Monday to see the most exciting Issue yet of “Pastry Wars!â€Â
      Feel Free To Comment for Possible Story Ideas!
      Standings: Pillsbury Doughboy's Mansion-Mold, Nutty Lands-Doughnuts, DMZ-Doughnuts, Filling Mines-Mold, Center City-Cupcakes
      To Be Continued in Issue #23 Coming Out On 4/6! See Ya Next Week!

  • Comments (46)

    • GriffLord

      9 years ago

      I get them from gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooogle.com/ actually, and yes it's real

    • Astro38

      9 years ago

      Hey dude, where do you get all your pics of those very fiiiiine ladies?

    • GriffLord

      9 years ago

      Sorry man haven't been allowed on the cu for a long time it'll be comming out soon and the regular schedual will resume, thanks for still being a faithful reader!

    • jakamacca

      9 years ago

      Seriously, when's the next issue coming out?

    • jakamacca

      9 years ago

      What's going on with the pastry wars dude?

    • Broly2458

      10 years ago

      what's going on
      please comment

    • delta_62

      10 years ago

      SUP!!

    • chopper116

      10 years ago

      I Need a tie Braker for the contest
      ples VOTE

    • chopper116

      10 years ago

      Hey i have a contest going on right now and for the next fue weeks. Go to my journal for the info. then vote on my homepage and keep cheking for new votes.

    • Neo501st

      10 years ago

      hey man wat up

    • jakamacca

      10 years ago

      Just save it in your images man, it's off Monty Oums Haloid or something, you should watch it on youtube, it's really cool.

    • jakamacca

      10 years ago

      Alright, I'll think about it... But I'm not great at coming up with ideas...

    • anthony333

      10 years ago

      SUP?

    • DaSpartan117

      10 years ago

      damn man, you gotta be one kind of fucked up to write pastry wars, but still really funny. Kudos!! you also need to try and dray a comic strip to go along with it

    • Edward1993

      10 years ago

      Actually, I can't say why I'm getting negged.

    • chad2thewick

      10 years ago

      I did, pretty good.

    • wolfwood7

      10 years ago

      sure, no prob

    • wolfwood7

      10 years ago

      sure

    • chad2thewick

      10 years ago

      Oh, cause when I clicked on the link it took me to my own pictures, and I was like, "What? I know where my pictures are" lol

    • Arcaded

      10 years ago

      got some new journals

    • chad2thewick

      10 years ago

      Huh?!?!?! What do you mean?

    • baluka

      10 years ago

      uhh it took me to my journal

    • S24

      10 years ago

      that web site is GAY!!!!!

    • Arcaded

      10 years ago

      actually I like the Predator
      he's cool

    • Arcaded

      10 years ago

      alright thanks for letting me know about your thread.

    • Broly2458

      10 years ago

      hello there

    • agent_who

      10 years ago

      yah i like the thread alright


      and to get groups in your profile go to the community tab and select "groups network (beta)" then joins some groups

    • GriffLord

      10 years ago

      i dont really just telling u!

    • anthony333

      10 years ago

      so i put my age who cafes

    • GriffLord

      10 years ago

      its a silly fight game where u use stupid tactics to beat your opponents

    • anthony333

      10 years ago

      what is it

    • anthony333

      10 years ago

      sup?

    • MartzyBoy

      10 years ago

      Nice job with the pastry wars so far! can't wait till the next issue comes out!

    • MartzyBoy

      10 years ago

      Who needs Playboy just check out GLord's images! Sweet man very sweet! But i feel i nedd to c more ( o ) ( o ) if u know wat I mean!

    • anthony333

      10 years ago

      your pic are sweet

    • Astro38

      10 years ago

      Loving your pics man! Keep em coming

    • Arcaded

      10 years ago

      thanks for friend request.
      I hope we can be good friends

    • Biohazard777

      10 years ago

      Go to Achievment hunter. :D

    • Astro38

      10 years ago

      Hey man, just letting you know I loved your thread about the History of the Covenant, found it really interesting, and the pics were really cool. Just wondering if you could do a summary of the vehicles they use, pics and all, and whether you could start another thread with the history of the Humans/Spartans as well. You could include all their weapons and vehicles too. Make sure you put in pictures though :)

      Cheers

    • ghostflame71

      10 years ago

      would you like some help?

    • redxiiitifa

      10 years ago

      hi there

    • Grifman234

      10 years ago

      he took my advice and made a few friends *tears up a bit* they grow up so fast!

    • jakamacca

      10 years ago

      Hey dude.

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