Grunt_Chef

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from Scottsdale, AZ

  • Activity

    • And Im Back

      12 years ago

      Grunt_Chef

      Ive bean off for a year now on acount of ive bean in the Hospitall on For having cancer

    • If you can count your steps

      13 years ago

      Grunt_Chef

      Im a protaginist
      I am very tall 5'7 to be exact
      I have very little friends
      I think 5
      I'm a gamer
      favarite game is HALO, and Halo2
      I suck @ RPGs
      I'm very shy
      If you can break my suspicions
      I make a good friend
      I suck @ typing
      So this is were I say
      Donde esta el banuo

    • Papyrus of Ani; Egyptian Book of the Dea

      13 years ago

      Grunt_Chef

      UNIVERSITY OF PENNSYLVANIA - AFRICAN STUDIES CENTER

      Papyrus of Ani; Egyptian Book of the Dead [Budge]
      240 BC
      THE PAPYRUS OF ANI
      (THE EGYPTIAN BOOK OF THE DEAD)
      Translated by E.A. Wallis Budge

      HYMN TO OSIRIS

      "Homage to thee, Osiris, Lord of eternity, King of the Gods, whose names are manifold, whose forms are holy, thou being of hidden form in the temples, whose Ka is holy. Thou art the governor of Tattu (Busiris), and also the mighty one in Sekhem (Letopolis). Thou art the Lord to whom praises are ascribed in the nome of Ati, thou art the Prince of divine food in Anu. Thou art the Lord who is commemorated in Maati, the Hidden Soul, the Lord of Qerrt (Elephantine), the Ruler supreme in White Wall (Memphis). Thou art the Soul of Ra, his own body, and hast thy place of rest in Henensu (Herakleopolis). Thou art the beneficent one, and art praised in Nart. Thou makest thy soul to be raised up. Thou art the Lord of the Great House in Khemenu (Hermopolis). Thou art the mighty one of victories in Shas-hetep, the Lord of eternity, the Governor of Abydos. The path of his throne is in Ta-tcheser (a part of Abydos). Thy name is established in the mouths of men. Thou art the substance of Two Lands (Egypt). Thou art Tem, the feeder of Kau (Doubles), the Governor of the Companies of the gods. Thou art the beneficent Spirit among the spirits. The god of the Celestial Ocean (Nu) draweth from thee his waters. Thou sendest forth the north wind at eventide, and breath from thy nostrils to the satisfaction of thy heart. Thy heart reneweth its youth, thou producest the.... The stars in the celestial heights are obedient unto thee, and the great doors of the sky open themselves before thee. Thou art he to whom praises are ascribed in the southern heaven, and thanks are given for thee in the northern heaven. The imperishable stars are under thy supervision, and the stars which never set are thy thrones. Offerings appear before thee at the decree of Keb. The Companies of the Gods praise thee, and the gods of the Tuat (Other World) smell the earth in paying homage to thee. The uttermost parts of the earth bow before thee, and the limits of the skies entreat thee with supplications when they see thee. The holy ones are overcome before thee, and all Egypt offereth thanksgiving unto thee when it meeteth Thy Majesty. Thou art a shining Spirit-Body, the governor of Spirit-Bodies; permanent is thy rank, established is thy rule. Thou art the well-doing Sekhem (Power) of the Company of the Gods, gracious is thy face, and beloved by him that seeth it. Thy fear is set in all the lands by reason of thy perfect love, and they cry out to thy name making it the first of names, and all people make offerings to thee. Thou art the lord who art commemorated in heaven and upon earth. Many are the cries which are made to thee at the Uak festival, and with one heart and voice Egypt raiseth cries of joy to thee.

      "Thou art the Great Chief, the first among thy brethren, the Prince of the Company of the Gods, the stablisher of Right and Truth throughout the World, the Son who was set on the great throne of his father Keb. Thou art the beloved of thy mother Nut, the mighty one of valour, who overthrew the Sebau-fiend. Thou didst stand up and smite thine enemy, and set thy fear in thine adversary. Thou dost bring the boundaries of the mountains. Thy heart is fixed, thy legs are set firm. Thou art the heir of Keb and of the sovereignty of the Two Lands (Egypt). He (Keb) hath seen his splendours, he hath decreed for him the guidance of the world by thy hand as long as times endure. Thou hast made this earth with thy hand, and the waters, and the winds, and the vegetation, and all the cattle, and all the feathered fowl, and all the fish, and all the creeping things, and all the wild animals therof. The desert is the lawful possession of the son of Nut. The Two Lands (Egypt) are content to crown thee upon the throne of thy father, like Ra.

      "Thou rollest up into the horizon, thou hast set light over the darkness, thou sendest forth air from thy plumes, and thou floodest the Two Lands like the Disk at daybreak. Thy crown penetrateth the height of heaven, thou art the companion of the stars, and the guide of every god. Thou art beneficent in decree and speech, the favoured one of the Great Company of the Gods, and the beloved of the Little Company of the Gods.

      His sister [Isis] hath protected him, and hath repulsed the fiends, and turned aside calamities (of evil). She uttered the spell with the magical power of her mouth. Her tongue was perfect, and it never halted at a word. Beneficent in command and word was Isis, the woman of magical spells, the advocate of her brother. She sought him untiringly, she wandered round and round about this earth in sorrow, and she alighted not without finding him. She made light with her feathers, she created air with her wings, and she uttered the death wail for her brother. She raised up the inactive members of whose heart was still, she drew from him his essence, she made an heir, she reared the child in loneliness, and the place where he was not known, and he grew in strength and stature, and his hand was mighty in the House of Keb. The Company of the Gods rejoiced, rejoiced, at the coming of Horus, the son of Osiris, whose heart was firm, the triumphant, the son of Isis, the heir of Osiris."

      REFERENCES

      Following is a list of frequently-mentioned geographical locations, and their commonly-known names:


      Abtu Abydos
      Abu Elephantine
      Anu Heliopolis
      Bast Bubastis
      Hensu Herakleopolis
      Het-ka-Ptah Memphis
      Khemenu Hermopolis
      Per-Menu Panopolis
      Qerrt Elephantine
      Sau Sais
      Sekhem Letopolis
      Suat Asyut
      Tetu Busiris
      Two Lands Upper and Lower Egyp

    • BEANS

      13 years ago

      Grunt_Chef

      Beans. Beans.
      The more you eat,
      The more you tut.
      The more you tut,
      the healthyer you are or someFUCKED UP SHIT LIKE THAT

    • Quiz Time

      13 years ago

      Grunt_Chef

      Quiz
      Please comment and fill this out..

      0. Your Name:
      1. Age:
      2. Favorite Color?
      3. Favorite Movie:
      4. Favorite Song:
      5. Favorite Band:
      6. Most Embarrassing Moment:
      7. Are you a virgin?
      8. What makes you the maddest?
      9. Are we friends?
      10. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you:
      11. Would you take care of me when I'm sick?
      12. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before?
      13. Have you heard any rumors of me lately?
      14. Do you/have you talk(ed) crap about me?
      15. Do you think I'm a good person?
      16. Are there ever times when you want to call me but don't?
      17. Would you ever listen to my problems even if they don't involve you?
      18. If you could change anything about me, would you? What would it be?
      19. Would you come over for no reason just to hang out?
      20. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?

    • List

      13 years ago

      Grunt_Chef

      Please sugest a muicic Cd that i should by from your favorite bands

    • POVERTY IS GAY

      13 years ago

      Grunt_Chef

      In Ireland around 375,000 will die this year alone! I would like to talk to you about the issue of poverty.
      People die each year due to poverty. Some causes of death are starvation, nutrians, and no water, NO GOOD HOME. Hobos live in poverty every day and beg for food, and money every day, because people don’t donate to homeless centers, which is an aspect of poverty.
      Food is a key aspect of poverty. Most poverty draws people have very little or no food. People in poverty have a low education. People in poverty have bad hygiene. They sometimes have very bad contagious diseases some are very deadly too.
      In America in 2002 34.6 million people died due to poverty. Every year thoughtful people donate food, and money to local homeless shelters to make them selves and other people happy.

    • COPY ME

      13 years ago

      Grunt_Chef

      (\ _ /)
      (O.o) copy bunny into your profile to help
      (> <) him achieve world domination
      /_|_\

    • POVERTY IS GAY

      13 years ago

      Grunt_Chef

      In Ireland around 375,000 will die this year alone! I would like to talk to you about the issue of poverty.
      People die each year due to poverty. Some causes of death are starvation, nutrians, and no water, NO GOOD HOME. Hobos live in poverty every day and beg for food, and money every day, because people don’t donate to homeless centers, which is an aspect of poverty.
      Food is a key aspect of poverty. Most poverty draws people have very little or no food. People in poverty have a low education. People in poverty have bad hygiene. They sometimes have very bad contagious diseases some are very deadly too.
      In America in 2002 34.6 million people died due to poverty. Every year thoughtful people donate food, and money to local homeless shelters to make them selves and other people happy.

    • People that are in love with a stripers

      13 years ago

      Grunt_Chef

      People that are in love with striper.............. keep it in your pants u idiots

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    • GoldAngelFis

      12 years ago

      HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPY Thanksgiving! Eat much pie! Stuff thyself! Remember: holidays scare off calories, so eat guilt-free!!! *giggles* Hope your day is delightful!

    • GoldAngelFis

      12 years ago

      *dashes by in a Grim Reaper/butterfly pooka costume* HAPPY HALLOWEEN! *random candy pelting*

    • xCATERINAx

      13 years ago

      i'm going to die if you don't make a MySpace...please? =)

    • MegaKx

      13 years ago

      it may be Vin????

    • xCATERINAx

      13 years ago

      hahahaha hi.

    • xCATERINAx

      13 years ago

      "come with me tonight, we could make the night last forever..."
      -4ever, the Veronicas

    • ulovekelly

      13 years ago

      hey

    • DeuxOfHearts

      13 years ago

      Hey!! Thanks for the add! =-)
      <3<3

    • Blue_Beard

      13 years ago

      Happy Easter

    • RvB_freak72

      13 years ago

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    • armoran

      13 years ago

      check out my journal please

    • xCATERINAx

      13 years ago

      Whos/whats Katamarie?

    • xCATERINAx

      13 years ago

      hey, your so cool.

      Sup.

    • xCATERINAx

      13 years ago

      now youve gotta make a myspace.

    • Kaboose808

      13 years ago

      You see Geonex88 dont piss him off hes a mod, dont get on thier bad sides. lol But welcome to Rvb

    • geonex88

      13 years ago

      next time you spam you'll get banned.

    • Dwarf_Ninjas

      13 years ago

      and you are?

    • soong

      13 years ago

      Poor child... Scottsdale.... I'm so sorry....

    • Grunt_Chef

      13 years ago

      fetjtuyskd ewirqe fjfiuhrt wefrw try unscwrambeling this ill give who ever unscrambels the sentece 250 mod points

    • swirlfire FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Guardianx8

      13 years ago

      yes lots of guns im interest really!

    • armoran

      13 years ago

      yeah i made the video

    • Grunt_Chef

      13 years ago

      I love Katamarie

    • Grunt_Chef

      13 years ago

      You Love Katamarie

    • Grunt_Chef

      13 years ago

      We Love Katamari

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