H8ted

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from Qatar

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    • Qatar

      9 years ago

      H8ted

      My first deployment in the airforce is to what most people describe as club med. Qatar a small country that on a map looks like a zit on Saudi Arabia’s ass. This is as of today the wealthiest country in the world, and we are raping it. This giant flat base is riddled with trash and giant dumps of garbage. The average person consumes 4 bottles of water, bottles that arnt recycled. A true shame to witness such blatant disregard for nature.

    • YAY

      14 years ago

      H8ted

      METHOD MAN was the first - and biggest - solo star to emerge from the groundbreaking Wu-Tang Clan. On his solo records, Method Man developed a persona that swung from offhand, understated menace to raucous stoner humor. Singles like "Bring the Pain" and "Release Yo' Delf" made him an even bigger name in the hip-hop community. Toward the end of the '90s, his frequent team-ups with Redman (most notably "How High") produced not only a terrific musical chemistry, but an eventual big-screen comedy team as well. His one-off single with Mary J. Blige, "I'll Be There for You/You're All I Need to Get By," even soared into the pop Top Five.

      STREET LIFE is one of the few elite Wu Tang members to never drop an album during the killer bee swarm era. Having appeared on all Method Man/Wu-Tang albums up to date, he notoriously brings raw-hood sounds whenever he touches the mic. The latest album, Street Education, dropped on June 21st.

    • Shit Happens

      14 years ago

      H8ted

      Last night a very grieve incident a curd in the apartment of Nathan Tait. A explosion rocked the room, sending hazardous vapors spewing into the air, mass about of excrement flowing into the toilet, and a heavy burden was put on the plumbing of the coal tower suits. After what seemed to be hours of work making sure that there was nothing left of this vial mishap left in me. I vowed it would never happen again! I took all the necessary steps, or so I thought.

      Today at approximately 2:07 (east coast time) the 2nd floor of the scholastic building, 557 Broadway, was targeted by yet another such accident. It all started with a small rumble in my tummy around 2:00, upon further inspection I released a small portion of test material into the air to gather more information about what I was dealing with. upon the release I realize it was imperative that I reach a "safe zone" as this small quantity of test material had completely engulfed my cubical with a horrifying smell, sour to the nose yet bitter to the taste. After reaching said safe zone I proceeded to erupt the material in my stomach. Again the horrid smell infiltrated the unsuspecting air. The excrement plunged into the toilet only fallowed by the successive bursts of bubbles firing off like a machine gun. After that details get hazy...

      After inspecting the contents of said toilet both with pride and dyscust I was forced to say goodbye.

      The only thing left was tears of joy!

    • Sleep is the devil

      14 years ago

      H8ted

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      This is by far one my new favorite CD's right now. (i know it came out a bit ago but i just got my hands on it last night) Anyhow Its not really a best of CD its more of what Tech thinks shows his true character and crazy ideas of songs. He also sticks on 2 songs that where released in DVD only. "The Grench" and "Strange" both GREAT songs that no one could get enough of. He also remixes a lot of his stuff on this CD to add more of his feel too it. (not like switched lyric a with b repackage and sell the album like *cough linkin park cough* ) It also has some just crazy off the wall where the hell did that come from kinda stuff like “Save yourselfâ€Â. Red Necro is Tech N9ne adding in a rock like feeling (not like little Jon taking a guitar tab out and just inserting it into the background but real rock)
      This album prob wont touch a lot of people out there but its also kinda a mid west pride thing after how bad Nelly has been reping us its nice to have someone thats a little more humbled yet has a new kinda kick to add to the game.

      No sleep last night.... not even a nap. Dont know what happened one second its 11 and im climbing into bed next its 7 am and im still watching pointless TV... btw is anyone interested in a knife that can cut though a copper bar yet is still sharp enough to cut a tomato with no problem.. cuz if so it seems like i ordered 35 sets of them.

    • A late night of drinking.

      14 years ago

      H8ted

      A few weeks ago somehow I came back across this topic with warmsox, its basicly the evolution of a crack whore. It came to a friend and I one night sitting around before finals at a little nasty bar. One of those that you walk in and just know your at home with the rest of the undergrowth of socity.

      Step 1: The Waitress
      It all starts innocently enough. The number one occupation for female, non-college graduates attracts another pretty college girl. It happens approximately seventeen thousand times a day in the Southwest Region of the United States . Many waitresses end up graduating college and moving on to other careers. Many do not. The waitresses that drop out of college and become professional waitresses, in the interest of self preservation and disposable income, keep finding better paying restaurants until they have worked themselves up the waitress-ladder to Step 2.

      Step 2: Hooters Girl
      First Hooters requires many of their girls to hostess first, so they can learn the art of schlepping for tips while dipping to display cleavage by watching the experienced professionals bring the wings. Second, that Hooters girl, she doesn’t really like you, and even if she gave you a real phone number, she probably won’t return your calls. But nice tip.

      Step 3: Go-Go Dancer
      At some point in her career, the Hooters Girl realizes that Go-Go Dancers wear only slightly less clothes, are only slightly more degraded, and make three times as much money. It’s not a big jump for the Hooters girl to find a career in the Go-Go club (which is really just a strip club with no nudity). From there it’s not much of a jump to full on nude stripper, which is why that’s step 4.

      Step 4: Nude Stripper
      By this point, our innocent college drop out girl has seen quite a lot. She’s delivered private dances (i.e. dry humps) in the Go-Go clubs, and she’s been accosted by men both as a waitress and a dancer. All the late nights and interesting characters she has encountered have helped her develop a cocaine habit and a penchant for supporting an unemployed boyfriend who favors wearing wife-beaters and dispensing beatings based on either how insanely jealous he is or his current level of self-esteem. She needs money to support both her habit and her man, so our Go-Go girl figures, “You know, the only thing that strippers do differently is take off their outfits and make three times as much money.â€Â

      After six or seven months of coming home with six or seven hundred dollars a night, the purchase of a plasma television, an expensive laptop, an island vacation and two Jaguars, our stripper gets propositioned by one of her regulars at the club. It turns out, that for a half hour of sex, this guy will pay nine hundred dollars. "Well," thinks our stripper, "I trust this guy, he’ll wear a condom and I can make two car payments off one half hour of work." After a few months as a VIP room favorite, our stripper is now a club-hooker.

      Step 5: Club Hooker
      She’s making thousands of dollars a week on her back and with her mouth and she didn’t even have to go to college! She’s proud, well-dressed, constantly under the influence of expensive drugs and alcohol, and well-known in the strip club. After a few more months in the club, she decides she doesn’t even need the damn place and gives out her phone number to all of her club regulars, who now can be called Johns.

      So there you have it. In less than two years, daddy’s little college drop out has gone from local pub waitress to full-on professional whore. In a few years time, she’ll lose her looks and either end up killing herself, walking the streets as a desperate crack whore or working as a bartender in a crappy pub where she dispenses fifty dollar blow jobs in the back room to lonely truckers who found her name on truck stop bathroom walls. And you thought that was just silly graffiti.

    • Le sigh....

      14 years ago

      H8ted

      I was patrolling a Pachinko
      Nude noodle model parlor in the Nefarious zone
      Hanging out with insects under ducting
      The C.I.A was on the phone
      Well, such is life

      Latino caribo, mondo bongo
      The flower looks good in your hair
      Latino caribo, mondo bongo
      Nobody said it was fair, oh

      Latino caribo, mondo bongo
      The flower looks good in your hair
      Latino caribo, mondo bongo
      Nobody said it was fair

      Latino caribo, mondo bongo
      The flower looks good in your hair
      Latino caribo, mondo bongo
      Nobody said it was fair

      For the Zapatistas I'll rob my sisters
      Of all the curtain and lace

      Down at the bauxite mine
      You get your own uniform
      Have lunchtimes off
      Take a monorail to your home

      Checkmate, baby
      God bless us and our home
      Where ever we roam
      Now take us home, flaquito

      Latino caribo, mondo bongo
      The flower looks good in your hair
      Latino caribo, mondo bongo
      Nobody said it was fair
      Latino caribo, mondo bongo
      The flower looks good in your hair
      Latino caribo, mondo bongo
      Nobody said it was fair


      le sigh i realy like this song for some reason

    • indeed

      14 years ago

      H8ted

      So I tell the swamp donkey to sock it before I give her a trunky in the tradesman's entrance and have her lick me yardballs!

    • The Speed Bump

      14 years ago

      H8ted

      WHY!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! What anal old man had the idea to go buy some extra concreat to seak revenge on the youth of the day by completely minimising the potintial fun within a parking lot and bringing immident danger to the passing cars.

      I say to you old man, fuck off and die

      That is all.

    • Cant wait to go back

      14 years ago

      H8ted

      I thought id post some of the good times from last year.

      "Dude, hold on, I look kinda drunk, I'm gonna put on a hat."
      -Matt, preparing to go out with his roommate

      "Cheap tequila tastes like Mexican people trying to kill you!"
      -Lori, after a shot

      Jordan: Whatever. Denial is the first step.
      Craig: The first step to what?
      Jordan: To the...second step.
      -Jordan, on getting started as an alcoholic

      Krystal: You guys are alcoholics.
      Me: No, alcoholics wake up and need to drink, I wake up and want to drink. There is a vast difference.

      "It's not peer pressure, it's just your turn to drink."
      -Ryan, to me during a drinking game

      Police officer: You have two optionsâ€'you can dump out your drinks and go, or I can write you a ticket and THEN you can dump out your drinks and go.
      Josh: Could you explain option #1 in more detail? YOU GUYS! Listen up!! I wanna make sure we're not committing to something too early.
      -Friend josh visiting me at campus

      Police officer: Mike, can you count to ten?
      Mike: Can you demonstrate first?
      me: I'll do it for ya Mike.
      Mike: Okay but I'm not going to jail for you.

    • Names can b fun

      14 years ago

      H8ted

      Me: Hurricane Dennis, huh? Kind of a lame name. Probably won’t do any damage with a name like that. Now Ivan, that was a name.
      Brad: What would you have named it?
      Me: Hurricane Dick.
      Brad: I can see it now: Dick slams coast.
      Me: Dick lays down in panhandle.
      Brad: A T-Shirt that says, “Pensacola got F---ed by Dick.â€Â
      Me: Plywood spray-painted with the words, “Go Home, You Dick.â€Â
      Brad: Weathermen everywhere checking on the position of Dick.
      Me: ‘It looks like Dick is moving to the left.’
      Brad: ‘Dick’s all over the place. He seems to have a mind of his own.’
      Me: ‘And now we check with Jeannie, who’s in the panhandle as residents all anxiously await Dick.’
      Brad: ‘And Dick is just pounding the shoreline.’
      Me: Can we stop now?
      Brad: Probably should.

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  • Comments (9)

    • warmsox Sports Forum Moderator

      9 years ago

      Awesome.

      I randomly saw your handle and was like "wait a minute."

    • warmsox Sports Forum Moderator

      9 years ago

      When the fuck did you come back to the site?

    • KooLio707

      14 years ago

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    • sNooVa

      14 years ago

      w00t

    • iron_monkey

      14 years ago

      work is for chumps

    • H8ted

      14 years ago

      Hey, its hard work not working. Yeah just you think about that!

    • warmsox Sports Forum Moderator

      14 years ago

      That's because you don't do any work!

    • H8ted

      14 years ago

      I really dont think that was nice of you... and I dont think anyone would agree that I am an "intern"

    • warmsox Sports Forum Moderator

      14 years ago

      You're a smelly intern.

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