HANSjurgen

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    • Chapter 3-3 Bloop Ahoy (boob ahoy tehe)

      12 years ago

      HANSjurgen

      First of all, my IB stuff is over. No more tests no more school stuff, except graduation practices and crap.

      The trip to the water park was fun, I bruised my skinny bony hips on the slides (which were way more hxc than me) we rode with the door open on the minivan (down the interstate) including cutting off falchion in the lancer and totally flicking him off (while he was doing an illegal u-turn and trying to cut in front of us and the rest of the convoy he was to good to ride with), hanging out of the door at 80 mph (while remaining seatbelted and secured in the car- basically just flailing my legs like a fool out of the car, because well I have to amuse add/adhd self one way or another), and mooning 1/4 of the IB senior class as we sped past them at 90 mph (they were doing like 80).

      Got to play Super Paper Mario, and the gameplay was pretty kickass I found it addictive- the whole a button 2d/3d thing had me going apeshit, and bowser as an unlockable character was definitely a bonus. It helps that I was getting to play with her, yes you :D

      Helped Areku pick out computer components as he talks about in his journal without mentioning me at all. That's fine though, I am scoring a new(ish) cell phone out of it. By newish I mean like not half as old as mine....

      I'll try and leave another update before I graduate Friday, but yeah either way stay classy San Diego-

      (sorry I saved it as a draft in gmail while the site was busted last night, will get the links fixed shortly-)

    • Hey folks attention hither please

      12 years ago

      HANSjurgen

      Woo, send some mod love to my (hott) friend I got to join.

    • So then behind on the times-

      12 years ago

      HANSjurgen

      So I am behind on these back track to Friday:
      Had the chance to learn to drive this
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      (proficiently, as it has an Exedy stage 2 racing clutch) but she couldn't decide what she wanted to so I had to decline the offer then 5 mins later she decides to not spend time with me. More bullshit ensues, I wrote an emo bulletin, went for a long ass run to forget about it, came home and realized it didn't post, morale of the story, you can't run away from your problems.
      Saturday: Woke up late apologized to her for making her feel bad (she for some reason thought she was the reason that my Friday night sucked more than a Hoover Vac) Started getting ready for prom, went to my dates house met her aunt, took pictures, (made my date feel awkward, my mom thinks she is in a cult, because she wears eyeliner-) went to prom, it was lame, better than last year though. Left went to a party at my brothers showed my date off, changed into some comfy clothes and went back to her house, chilled and watched movies til 3:30 am.
      Sunday: Woke up early returned the tux, (bitch tried to make me pay a late fee, apparently you are supposed to return it before noon the day after your event, fucking mall doesn't open til noon on Sunday. Went to the marina and worked on my friends boat, a 1980 something glassstream tri-hull with some ridiculous 120hp motor on the back (old light fiberglass boat+big motor=haul ass), it had a 75 on it that worked, but we threw a bigger non-functional motor on instead, changed the plugs, starter, cleaned the filter and sprayed a crap load of carb cleaner and it purrs well like a big mean ass cat. Sadly the boat isn't planing properly now.
      We went offraoding but until I get those loaded I don't want to talk about it, wouldn't be as much fun- (radiator hose go splodey, mass air sensor+mud puddle=fried electricals/really shitty fuel air ratio)

    • Weeeeeeee!

      12 years ago

      HANSjurgen

      So today was pretty cool, got to take part in a guiness world record attempt for longest ford only car parade. I got to drive my brothers 2000 stang, he drove his friends 68. Hopefully I got some pictures from someone- it was pretty kick ass, well other than the two almost wrecks in front of me. Guy in front of me didn't have power brakes or power steering on his car so that proved to be interesting with all of the stop go and stupid people trying to cut across a parade of cars. Apparently a dozen cops isn't enough for people to realize hmm maybe I shouldn't cut in between the string of cars being escorted by cops and blocking traffic at every stoplight...

      I played fight night on PS2 last night and I wasn't impressed. It wasn't that I sucked at it and didn't like it, but you can only repackage sports games so much before the get boring. Really, whats the differnce between madden 06 and 07 you ask, the people in the stands don't look blocky seizures and they added a couple of new guagggggggh sound effects. Its all the same crappy computer controlled players. Atleast in fps games they change up weapons add shields get rid of shields add health bars, give you crazy things like lean around corners and scopes to switch up the gameplay. Well and the totally varied enemies, since killing a korean in ghost recon is different than sticking an elite. Sports games its always the same. Are you tackling a big guy a white jersey or a blue jersey you decide- Do I punch a black guy in red shorts, a hispanic guy in red, or a white guy with wtfever shorts.

      Yay, my prom shit is out of the way. Found a date, she is a fox. She is a mac user smiley3.gif She loves video games and has invited me over to play Wii later.... smiley7.gifsmiley8.gif
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      Thats all I can think of for now- Hope I didn't hurt anyones feelings with my sports game rant, because if I did hurt their feelings then they are puss and probably should be playing sports games since they can't play the real ones. smiley0.gif

    • Well this is all for now-

      12 years ago

      HANSjurgen

      So yeah I got the shirt in the mail courtest of Burgundy-

      Supposed to be going to go play paintball in a hot minute-from 1-5ish short journal for now feel no need to comment I will make a much more interesting one later-

      The user formally known as Satrin is supposed to be coming to play also- should be fun, too bad Falchion17 is a little girl and is afraid of pain...

      Oh and all of my new computer goodies arrived- I still need a heatsink fan, ram, and sort of need a psu-

    • So anyone interested?

      12 years ago

      HANSjurgen

      smiley9.gif I doubt it is but hey if it is against the rules please tell me and I will fix it smiley9.gif
      So I was wondering, if people can pay 100~ mods for a $10 sponsorhip can I pay 174(edit now at 174)~ mods for a $15 shirt? The shirt would of course be a RT product (the its not pink its lightish red shirt) so it would be benefitting the site.

      So basically anyone willing to do this or know one of those people that do the whole 100 mods for a sponsorship, I reckon they would be best bet. Unless Falchion17 is willing then I have an actual guarantee. (Since I know where he lives....)

      Oh and I saw breech, the movie about that FBI bastard spy prick Hansen or something like that. My mom liked it, My rundown of it is: + it had shooting +it had shooting at people +it had that fox Caroline Dhavernas as the new FBI recruit guys hot german wife -it had Chris Cooper boning his wife on a secret camera -no one ever actually got shot (well except these 2 russians but they were narcs and were helping the us spy that was helping the russians so they were stupid and kind of deserved it -it had the sassy young gun new recruit come out on top basically it was lame, there is a reason I don't see many movies...

      The rest of journal is a rant about how retarded females are- you are prolly better off not reading it.
      [rant]
      So I get an IM from my ex's ex friend today. Apparently my stalker ex from 11 months ago keeps harassing me Gaim and the last time I was STFU your friend said I was hot and liked me and she went and told the friend I said she loved me. WTF SRLSY? Starting drama from a relationship nearly a year ago. But anywho patched things over with the friend and she and I are sociable now. Oh and in case you were wondering (I know you are ) I am 4 for 4 on getting crazy/stalker ex/gfs. The first one has all but disappeared but I reckon that is what happens when you move to fucking Germany(thank god-). The second wasn't really that bad and only kept calling my house for like 2 weeks after I broke up until my mom was like "look quit calling, he doesn't like you". The 3rd ex is the one mentioned above that I was with for a whopping 1 1/2 months but has been harassing me for 11 months now. My most recent ex, has gone back to cutting(from what I was told) cut her hair really short (in some sort desperate cry for attention) and has nagged me several times recently on Gaim including trying to get me to go in with her on a senior prank because I would really still trust her (especially after she didn't trust me to look at other females after 9 damn months.) And in the mean while the girl I am talking to now continues to play mind games and wont call me (ever) but will talk to me until her (or my ) battery dies. Plus she swore to call me when she got back in town, and I know for a fact she is back in town because he sister called our house on weds. Why w/ the BS mindgames??? WHY?
      [/rant]

    • G.G.C.C.C. ?

      12 years ago

      HANSjurgen

      star.png-EDIT-
      I just got word that
      one of the users on this site which was serving in Iraq was wounded and is currently being sent home, regardless of your polictical affiliations or beliefs please go and leave him a *positive comment.
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      So, the first 7 1/2 hours of my spring break were spent doing yard work at my brothers- after that I went to a friends party and got paid $47

      Today I went to the Silver Dollar Raceway where they were having an all-Ford event, the event got cut short though (in the semi-finals) when a 5.0 picked it up on so hard that when he came down his springs compressed from the shock and he smashed his oil pan and drug it the length of the track- forgot the camera though- smiley3.gifsmiley5.gif

      My brother should be getting a gun (another) in under a month. This one should be more fun than the model 1861 springfield he has for civil war reenacting.

      Gotten kind of stagnant with my mods, if you hear about an easy contest or something tell me- sooner I get more the sooner I can get rid of them-bigsmile.png

      I will be selling my current computer build by the end of april- sempron 3300+, 256mb v-card, 512-1gb ram (haven't decided which chips I selling with it), 250 gb sata hdd. Trying to decide whether I will set it blank or if I will install xp with office 2003. The added cost for that may or may not be a benefit and I have not yet totally decided, though the hdd hasn't arrived yet either so that is on the back burner for now-

      Why do girls do so many b.s. mindgames? Call you 3 nights in a row and the 4th night when you call they don't answer but you leave a message saying you should hang out some time, then they say the next day when they call you that they are going to florida with "one of their guy-friends". WTF SRSLY? Oh and prom and everything related to it sucks minus the few meager fun parts, the whole finding a girl, setting it up, paying for it all, and similar parts suck balls though.

      Now I can say my journal is full of nothing but Girls, Guns, Cars, Cash, and Computers. Mmm delicious. The joys of being a teenager....

    • 28 days later-

      12 years ago

      HANSjurgen

      As the title says 28 days on the site, wow a year and some later...So I kind of have my hopes up for hitting over a month before the end of school. Screw honor roll, I want a month online, thats an accomplishment.

      My mod contest got temporarily side tracked by a fool that needed negging, we dropped the person by 2 karma (25 to 23). Twas deserved I swear. Back up to same amount of mods I was at prior though since I won burgundy 's contest.

      Females are bullshit for mind games simple as that. So now my mom is trying to have me go to prom with my ex, yeah f**k that sh!t. I have a couple of females I have caught glances from in the halls at school, but I am a puss and will probably just end up asking one of my female friends to go with me as a "friend" and still try and hit on her...well because thats how I roll.

      So I had been discussing with Falchion17 at school about contest ideas- and I decided that it will be a comment giveaway. 1st post gets a lot 2nd gets less 3rd gets even less and then distributed through the following posts. The total giveaway will be at 1000 mods (at least) but to make things I am going to borrow an idea from a person on here where every comment puts a hex-code for a color and then after a while I will see who was closest to color I picked and that person will win like at least 150 mods (the other 850 will be for the 1st, 2nd, 3rd and some of the subsequent posts)

      A new method will be put in place for me to receive friend requests, including a test. It will be the ultimate fan-boy test, with over 50 different comparative questions on things which have "fan-base" examples from the list; Coke vs Pepsi, S.A.R.S. vs bird flu. And at some point I will post it and people will have to take that test, I review their answers and then I will decide if I send them a friend request. The test needs a lot more work though so don't be surprised if it isn't up by May.

      -edit someone brought this to my attention as a means to ask a girl to prom, I might try it...

      -edit I found this wicked kick as 32 min speed run of doom2 while trying to find an update for doom on my calculator-

    • 7th in state BOOYA!

      12 years ago

      HANSjurgen

      My weekend (briefly):
      FBLA State conference-
      smiley9.gif 1 of 2 white people (excluding teachers) on a bus full of crazy *African Americans*
      smiley9.gif more hot white chicks there than the regionals- smiley9.gif less white guys=more attention for me(given the ratio any white male could have been catching glances-
      smiley9.gif our adviser was a fool and let us wander off through the city in search of a ice cream place we never found (after walking 2 miles past all of the frat/sorority houses)
      smiley9.gif I won 7th place in state for java programming
      smiley9.gif I had an enlightening conversation with some black guys about the difference between a hoe and whore smiley9.gif my suit got complemented by a black man (we all know how they are about suits and dressing up so I felt pretty bad ass being told my suit was fly, granted it was only reaffirming what I know-)
      smiley9.gif I tried using my e280 to record the hoe/whore conversation so I need to check that and the quality some time it was pretty damn funny-

      It feels like I have a rash on my neck (the skin is all bumpy and weird feeling) but in the mirror I cant see anything, I think it is from wearing dress shirts with (over)starched collars and tight ties all weekend long... smiley3.gif

      Should be getting my keys back on Tuesday, meaning the girl I have been talking to for like 2 weeks I can finally hang out with and ask to prom (little more than a month away... smiley7.gif )

      The 4runner I occasionally get to drive got new bigger tires, dayton timber somethings which from what I have heard are better than the m/t super swampers, my brother and the 4runners owner are going to some challenge thing in north ga with like different stages (trail riding (truck and bike), some compass/nav course, bobbing for leeches (thats what my brother said I don't really believe, but I am trying to find it online to get real specs on the challenge-)

      stay cool and to just announce it I am on the way to a 1000 mod giveaway, someone please make a picture (so I don't have to) to advertise it, send it to me in like a message or whatever, and after the contest you will get retributions, I will have that image as my default picture shortly and the caption will be the number of mods I have- so consider putting me on watch if you don't already-

      stay classy San Diego~

    • Weeee tallyho AWAY!!!

      12 years ago

      HANSjurgen

      So my bags are picked and my suit is hanging on my door knob. I leave early tomorrow this morning to go to Athens for the state level FBLA competition because I rock the sh!t like that. I finally found my gameboy color- one of my fucktard brothers erased my red version which had 500+ hours of gametime (no joke). So I will be playing gold version or tetris, tetris2, qix, or doom on my calculator.

      Yeah how sweet is that FPS on the schools calculator- the only sucky thing is that I got it in french- so when you die it shows a frowny face and says Perdu- I beat it on the easiest difficulty (it says gagne at the end) but now I am trying to beat it on ultraviolence.

      Well I have to go pack my little bag with my razor and toothbrush etc- and put the rest of season 5 and the psa's on my mp3 player which is the sansa e280...

      oh and for your comic enjoyment whilst I am away(the hotel we were at last time had a computer at the lobby with free internet so I hope we stay there again...)
      funny paintball video
      According to religioustolerance.org one of the reasons for the columbine shooting was:

      The Devil made them do it: Reverend Jim Peasboro of Savannah GA has written a book "The Devil in the Machine: Is your computer possessed by a demon?" Some of the points raised in the book are:
      star.png"While the Computer Age has ushered in many advances, it has also opened yet another door through which Lucifer and his minions can enter and corrupt men's souls."
      star.pngDemons can possess anything with a brain, including a chicken, a human being, or a computer.
      star.png"Any PC built after 1985 has the storage capacity to house an evil spirit."
      star.png"...most of the youths involved in school shootings like the tragedy at Columbine were computer buffs...I have no doubt that computer demons exerted an influence on them."
      star.pngan estimated "...one in 10 computers in America now houses
      some type of evil spirit." 1
  • Comments (1039)

    • falchion17

      13 years ago

      im having the same problem right now

    • JP

      13 years ago

      Haha

    • rowa

      13 years ago

      I like you too smiley8.gif and me

    • Tucker4u

      13 years ago

      Contest for 50 Mod Points! - One Week Left! - Click Here!

    • super_noob

      13 years ago

      i got em all right

    • falchion17

      13 years ago

      i logged in youtube, my age is 26, i clicked confirm on the warning thingy and no video

    • Crunchbite58

      13 years ago

      A member of RvB?

    • Mulisha_Man

      13 years ago

      yea i made a knife sheath once too

      because i found this big ass dager in this corvette that my dad baught from a crack head

      and the dagger was sharp as hell so i made a sheath

    • falchion17

      13 years ago

      i was just going to give you +1 ditto on your journal comment but you said it was a close race in teh contest so i gave it +1 funny instead

    • L0gan

      13 years ago

      If you have already voted for the “COVER†of he Calender, sorry for bothering you.
      If you have not voted there is a poll out for the 2007 RVB CALENDER COVER GIRL Might I suggest Lillie450, but I will allow you to make your own choice.. Thanks for taking the time to read this.

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      P.s. She Cosplays, She games, She attends the RVB events She works for EBGAMES!!! (and did not ask me to do this for her)

    • KUfan61

      13 years ago

      Yes, would you like to purchas it?

    • Tucker4u

      13 years ago

      Hey check out my pics. p.s mod them because i only have 26 fucking mod point things.

    • Owner001

      13 years ago

      no prob

      Yours seriously get's that high mpgs in the city?!

      Ours get's like 16-17 city, 29-30 highway consistently. But I guess they improved the acceleration seriously sacrificing fuel efficiency on the last ones (our's is a 2003)

    • Steffasaurus

      13 years ago

      By the way - thanks for voting for me in the contest! That was awesome!

    • KUfan61

      13 years ago

      I'm saving my mods for a contest up-comming. I'll get around to your request when ever possible.

    • Owner001

      13 years ago

      Hey, atleast you have a car all to yourself!

      And they're not that bad to drive... they're just unusually poor on city cas mileage. Huge drawback considering summertime gas prices.

    • falchion17

      13 years ago

      my pos or pimp o sexy car, can beat the shit out of your taurus anyday of the week

    • IAMCHURCH

      13 years ago

      Thanks....I am glad someone understands.

    • falchion17

      13 years ago

      what the fuck are you doing commenting on my images when you should be doing your biology lab smiley11.gif

    • falchion17

      13 years ago

      i watched that leroy jenkins video and it was funny but i remember seeing the first 30 seconds or so before but i stopped it cause it was lame at the beginning

    • spartanmasta

      13 years ago

      BEST DAMN TIME EVER...better than the lan....that none of the real rvb fans went too.....

    • acidrain700 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      13 years ago

      I find that stupid people will generally always act stupid, so I always try to be grammatically correct with my posts and as you state, "Show semi-intelligent statements", to help counter act all of the stupidity that goes on in this site, I know I'm in the definite minority, but I still try to do my part smiley8.gif

    • acidrain700 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      13 years ago

      Hmm, that wont work, so now you have one more vote, and don't worry about modding me, I don't put an emphasis on them and at the moment I have plenty smiley8.gif

    • Owner001

      13 years ago

      my mouse has a built in battery, and has a special cradle to charge it... which can be seen in my picture of my laptops in my images section.

    • acidrain700 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      13 years ago

      I knew you were being facetious smiley8.gif

    • acidrain700 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      13 years ago

      There ya go, there's no need to cut yourself, now your with the popular kids in my friends list smiley1.gif

    • infiltrate

      13 years ago

      I noticed he did that as well. Juggernaut is an awesome guy.

    • falchion17

      13 years ago

      what do you mean "what happened to thefire"?
      and no, im starting voting later tonight

    • Hookedonhalo

      13 years ago

      I guess I gota agree with you. But O well. I'm sure i'll have another one like that soon enough

    • spritz

      13 years ago

      Thanks, but I doubt I will get in the top 3. I really hope I can so I appreciate you voting for me every day.

    • falchion17

      13 years ago

      sweet. i got you on the list and i got infiltrate almost to the top

    • MrRandom101

      13 years ago

      ok then

    • soccerfan

      13 years ago

      well i guess it was matt that gave me that
      it was cause i got this chainletter and it said that i would have to give 55 ppl that same messege or the thing i did want wouldnt come true
      but when i asked the ppl that got the chainletter and said it came true
      lol

    • soccerfan

      13 years ago

      sure it is

      lol

    • falchion17

      13 years ago

      yay! just finished watching all the sponsor only stuff like out of mind part 4

    • falchion17

      13 years ago

      hells yeah! you know you liked the neon pac-men in his cracked out eyes

    • falchion17

      13 years ago

      check out the pics i left mrrandom

    • koolmoedee FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      13 years ago

      randomfriendaward-1.jpg
      AWARD

    • falchion17

      13 years ago

      thank you you dumbass. i was just about to drive to your house and kill you. you just won 50 mods!

    • falchion17

      13 years ago

      im thinking about cropping out the text, to where its just dark marvin and then using it as my primary insdead of the white one

    • falchion17

      13 years ago

      look at my last image

    • falchion17

      13 years ago

      15% to 42

    • falchion17

      13 years ago

      bang bang chitty shitty bang bang! im a sponsor and i can view you log!

      oh, and 70 users watch me

      Post edited 8/24/06 2:57PM

    • falchion17

      13 years ago

      did you do infiltrate's contest? i got 40 mods and now im 90% to 41

    • tlynd03

      13 years ago

      thanks dude smiley0.gif

    • infiltrate

      13 years ago

      Don't worry you got mods. smiley1.gif It just took so long to give out 1000.

    • falchion17

      13 years ago

      i digress. you do have the correct definition, i just made an error

    • falchion17

      13 years ago

      aw crap. im about to leave the house for 2 hours and infiltrate hasnt done his contest yet. i hope he waits till im back

    • infiltrate

      13 years ago

      Voting would be nice. smiley8.gif And yes, I will make a new journal.

    • falchion17

      13 years ago

      YAY!!! YOU MADE IT TO LEVEL 39!!!!

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