HANSjurgen

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    • Wish me luck plz k thx bai!

      12 years ago

      HANSjurgen

      So yeah my brothers gf's baby was born earlier this week- Her name is Avery - 7lbs 4 ozs 21"

      I guess I am not really enthusiastic about it because I don't really get the whole ooh babies are so cute thing- and really once you have held one baby it is no different or any more special the next- unless you are fortunate enough to be defecated, urinated, or vomited on.

      I am on the first day of my 4 day weekend- after 1:30 pm tomorrow I will be totally free and be finished with my oral-

      I am gonna play with my paintball gun some- and then should be playing on sunday-

      In other news my check engine light came on- my friend is a mechanic and personally owns the scanner thingy and apparently my catalytic converter is blocked up with shite- and my exhaust back pressure is building up- so yeah that shit is going to suck when I have to replace it (soon)

      That is all I can think of for now- I am off to bed (eek gad before 10pm!) I have an oral to cram some more for before noon-
      wish me luck!

      as for your comic amusement-
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    • Well that was fun...

      12 years ago

      HANSjurgen

      So I got back in town at 9:30-

      We actually got to the cave and put in at 1am (screwy time- this will be a recurring theme as cave time is real f**ked up)
      We crawled with full packs (sleeping bags, ground rolls, food, water (camelbaks), etc) and we hiked, crawled and climbed for 5 hours until we got to to the register were we signed it and backtracked from "over and under" to a 5 foot high 40 foot wide room where setup. We ate saturdays supper at 6am on sunday. We pretty much crashed after that- We woke up around 11am sunday and 2 of the team went to explore further while I and another person remained and packed up. At around 1pm we headed on out of the cave- and as is our luck it had rained and every passage we had crawled through before was now much wetter and generally with standing water- We made it outside in record time though at 3 pm we reached the surface-stripped to our underwear and rode down the road a bit to the ranger station to hose/shower ourselves before piling in the taurus and heading home-(we left the digital camera at home and the disposable (those waterproof ones) didn't have a flash so the pictures are limited but I may get scans at some point of them- if not I will just load previous trips pictures

      I am now working on my science homework due tomorrow erh today- (I have "cave" lag, like jet lag only more fun and dirty-)

      In other news my new paintball mask came in the mail (the green one if you followed the link) so I swore to myself I am going to do the video this week of me getting shot in the chest from short range which was from a contest mod offer thing for people to pay to see me get shot- if I don't do it by saturday then I will pay those whom gave mods atleast double back-

      I say saturday because that is a hella day for me- I do my oral for IB (walk in randomly pick a topic/excerpt analyze it for 20 mins/make notes then give a approx 10 min speech which has follow up questions) (like part of an AP exam but IB is harder-)

      Still dont have my external hdd it is on the kitchen table downstairs- so I can't update the iraq pics in my images, but that to should be done soon (granted I get spare time soon-)

      and more of the funny pictures for forum use- since the one isnt a gif you get an extra-
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    • I hate showoffs, wait what?

      12 years ago

      HANSjurgen

      So I am rethinking my claim that 07 will be good-
      2 people I know on here are going (or their pet) to have surgery-

      I recently acquired some more pictures from other friends that were overseas- I think I will bring back my pictures from iraq series but this time keep it in my images, since I pretty much ran out of space on the photobucket-
      I think I will do like 3 images at a time or something- I don't really know- Really that is going to end up being more a viewer request kind of thing-

      I also came to the conclusion I want to show some of the cool stuff I have- so yeah- check images for that stuff, feel free to leave comments with pics of your cool stuff- that is kind of the thing I am going for here with these-

      Also I have another caving trip planned for this upcoming weekend, where we are going inside the cave and will camp in there should be pretty krunktastic-

      Thats all for now folks!
      todays cool pic- funny forum pics part 2
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    • Happy new year-

      12 years ago

      HANSjurgen

      So this year looks to be good- Fun is to be had- and fun hath happened-
      We started off the new year with our annual roman candle battle- first shot I hit my brother square in the chest- affirming a victory for me
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      (as the first shot would have "killed" him and subsequent shots would have been shot by a "corpse"-) around his 7th shot he grazed my back- I was wearing a t shirt and it hit the shirt and instead of glancing off me as it did him it caught my shirt and burnt a nice little hole- and left a small welt which if without noticing my spine looks like a nipple-
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      granted that is better than my brothers 3rd nipple I gave him-

      Oh and I say this is a good year becuase this year us playing with fireworks didnt get the cops called! (they are illegal here-)

      And for my random funny image-(next couple will be for the forums- this particular one is to be used when someone makes a particulary good point)
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      -edit-
      I would like to note that it is 4:30 am January 1st and I think I have seen the most fucked up movie of this year. It honestly replaced Hostel on my nasty list- read the wikipedia on it here-

    • Saddam is now dead!

      12 years ago

      HANSjurgen

      You read the title- that is all- read previous journal for funny stupid story about high schoolers.

      Oh and for your comic musings:
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      all partisanship aside here comes a new section for my journals

      No but ignore htose- I will try and share some of my collection of funny gifs and other images I have amassed, while trying to stick to ones that aren't old and lame-
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    • My Mid-day Musings, mmmm

      12 years ago

      HANSjurgen

      First, if you are ever in the Columbus Ga area I will warn that people which go to Northside High School are officially 99 and 3/4 percent retarded. The remainder of which only suffers from minor retardation. I think it was last year, one of their genius students was car-surfing in the parking lot and died, the school cracked down lowered the speed-limit , and limited parking permits for students. Over the summer one of their students was in a fatal accident (he was DUI). And lastly this morning while I was getting gas there were I guess maybe 3 of their students at the gas station, the driver had finished pumping gas, and one of the passengers was walking out and the driver wanted to pull foward so in a stroke of genius instead of walking 20 feet to the then parked car or the driver waiting 5 seconds for one of his passengers to get in the passenger jumped on the windshield/hood and surfed the car to the parking place where the driver hit one of those little curb thingies from pulling to far foward and was thrown a good five feet in front of the car to the ground- He got up and other than his ego and some bruises he was fine-

      After me laughing at them I left spectrum and went to get my dog some medicine (she is REALLY old and has hip problems) and the hot veterinarian chick complemented my bracelet and proceded to start hitting on me until she realized I was 17 (thought I went to the local college- CSU) nice ego boost for me, said little surprise for her-

      No contests for a while- (only 4 mods), and I am contemplating getting a job (again)...at Publix and being a bag-boy which would thusly fund my paintball fund (tippmann 98 custom) my computer fund (need to buy a new case and start a new build) and most importantly my gas fund

    • MY X-mas booty

      12 years ago

      HANSjurgen

      My contest is over: Areku-San won. (post somewhere for me to mod you)
      I got really busy last couple of days because my friend got sent home from Iraq.
      I went rock-climbing at Horsepens 40 two days ago, got some cool pictures- they are on my friends facebook though, and I don't have them yet.
      This year for Christmas was a bit of a let down, I was hoping for a new case to start building a new computer since my old celeron and shite is on its last leg- instead I got a badass UPS (battery for my computer) that includes safe lines for fax, telephone, and ethernet lest a surge somehow get into those. A 250 GB external hard drive- (I have 48 of 50 GB on my computer full, with a 12 cd book full of DVDs with data, and media) and a 2 GB flashdrive that is like a switchblade- (no cap to lose), some other stuff too but those were the cool things (sort of)

      In the meanwhile peace, and make sure no body you know drinks and drives especially at new years-, one of my brothers good (female) friends was killed by a drunk driver like 2 days ago and the funeral or viewing is like tomorrow- so please be safe!

    • Yes virginia, it does need all the colors

      12 years ago

      HANSjurgen

      Color Key: Paintball/Mod opportunities..., School Rant, Contest, funny
      Call me a journal whore- fine so I have sporadic bits of free time (more than normal) between due dates this week and I started a contest... but yeah I apologize for the mass of journals this week. I have been giddy.
      So today we had 4 things due, science project testing (I needed human subjects, and shut up falchion it is not becuase of your immaculate card flipping skills), an oral but the teacher was absent so I do that on Friday (only actual work I will be doing...)and turning in our notes for the first half of our java book, and a math project I just found in a pile in my room-.
      Finals remaining:
      History Java English (3 of 5)

      I saw the beginning (first 30~ minutes) of Al Gore's movie An Inconvenient Truth. I will keep my laughing for a later point and tell you about it later.
      My contest/raffle is going on here, the pot has grown- tell other people, please have it be a good contest...(a whopping 2 contestants as of now so if you enter then you have a 1 out of 3 chance of winning...)
      You can throw some mods down to see an idiot (me) get shot at close range without a shirt from a paintball gun. 10 mods for a crotch hit, 1 mod for others, 10 shots total a week, 5 left available.
      You can signup here for mods (I promise you will recieve them after my contest) and only if you use my recruit number 105078.
      Last Sunday at paintball I got 3 elims and had one death, 2 mods to the person who guesses where I got hit.

    • Fun to come.....

      12 years ago

      HANSjurgen

      So I finally got a taker on my hurt me for mods thing. Areku San threw down and I will be taking shots to the (2) shoulders (2) to the chest and (1) to the stomach. I have 12 mods currently and have decided what to do with my mods. I will be having a kind of raffle of sorts. Any mods I have will be given to a winner which will be determined at random from the entries. Anyone can join it and get one "ticket" and referring people will get you another "ticket". You will simply refer them to the journal with which the contest will be run out of and have them comment saying "___(your name here)____ sent me" they will get a ticket and you will get another. This is started a bit late yes, but it will be easy way for you to score some mod points for the holidays. I will have created the contest journal either before or after this and it will be only for commenting in regards to entrance to the contest or referrals for more tickets.
      Remember the more people that lay down mods to watch and hurt me the better the pot-
      From this point forth I will only speak of X-mas, no longer happy holidays, or C-----mas, I prefer the sound of X-mas and do realize it is interchangeable with the longer C-version.
      To enter my contest: go here and well yeah its easy to understand.
      And a funny tidbit for y'all I got in the mail (I have another funnier one from a college for a later journal, and my notes about it are in blue)
      long story short it is about a "how to" project from the November issue, called the "Nine Volt Safe" "The project called for sliding off the top of a nine-volt battery (hmm yeah getting sketchy with me now----)" "Although experts advised us that it is not normally dangerous , and we tried the project ourselves without incident, it has come to our attention that in rare instances, (often) the cells inside the battery can 'vent' or rupture, potentially exposing the handler to the materials inside." (Its funny how when you open a battery and it explodes in your hands you may be "potentially exposed"---)

      Oh, the fun that that project must have been.
      I think I am going to go dig up that issue and try it....

    • Xmas Mod Point Raffle!

      12 years ago

      HANSjurgen

      This is the contest journal only comment saying that you are in (once) or if you are a referral comment saying "___(their namer here)____ sent me" Either Christmas or Christmas Eve (depending on if I am forced to go to midnight mass) will be when I do the actual drawing. The winner will be declared and they will comment to claim their mod winnings (all of them that I ahve at that time as numerous or few as that may be). More info will be available at future points in my journals and this will remain as a linky from my current journal. There will be edits I am sure as questions arise but please try and keep those to my current journal or a pm.

  • Comments (1039)

    • callahan

      13 years ago

      THNX!!!

      you got me to 86%!

    • falchion17

      13 years ago

      i dont know. he asked when it started and if it was easier than track, but im not sure

    • Hookedonhalo

      13 years ago

      Oh ok. Well thanks for still working on it for me. ttyl

      Masta C

    • Hookedonhalo

      13 years ago

      So Hans....you finish it up yet?

    • callahan

      13 years ago

      about how many mods you think you need to get the remaining 35% til karm 50 ? (and yes im being serious)


      ...im thinking in the hundreads, you really dont have to.

    • Owner001

      13 years ago

      But has she given it up to you? Or do just drive it with her in the passenger seat, and she takes it away once you reach your destination?

    • JP

      13 years ago

      Hey, that's really cool, thanks for showing me smiley1.gif

    • AFKeeker

      13 years ago

      You're right, you do. I just got a ride, and he let me fly for a little part of the whole trip.

    • falchion17

      13 years ago

      oh dang. im level 36 karma too! what now bitch!

    • Nabster909

      13 years ago

      we have another cloner hater! name:grif69696969

    • falchion17

      13 years ago

      dont you feel special now
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    • falchion17

      13 years ago

      hey, you and cruchbite58 were the only people to make it to the end. i posted a journal about whether i should split the 50 mods between you 2 or randomly draw a name to see who gets all 50 but crunchbite said to split them and you never responded so thats what im doing
      +25

    • falchion17

      13 years ago

      and thats an 8 followed by a 5. 85!

    • falchion17

      13 years ago

      i was raping in continuum earlier today
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    • MrRandom101

      13 years ago

      idk, someone asked me to put it up for T7K, or throw7knives

    • falchion17

      13 years ago

      yo, you made it to the final round of trivia and it is starting and this time its all halo baby! go here for the questions! good luck

    • Crunchbite58

      13 years ago

      Thanks, he needed them. smiley1.gif

    • Hookedonhalo

      13 years ago

      What list do you mean? Sorry, i'm a little confused..

    • TeamKiller92

      13 years ago

      very battle worn please

    • Hookedonhalo

      13 years ago

      Did ya finish my custom armor yet dude?

    • Superhood

      13 years ago

      Thanks your kick ass too.

    • picklei81 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold THE FISH Guardian 6

      13 years ago

      can u give me a sponsership?i have 100 mod points

    • Denuche

      13 years ago

      what tool in photoshop do you use to make the battle damage for the clone armor?

    • Bob_Long

      13 years ago

      no they didnt, thats just a stupid rumor and aliwnware will kick some major ass for like 1000 more years. i am super serial

    • callahan

      13 years ago

      thanks, noproblem,if you ever want anything else just ask

    • killthem

      13 years ago

      The penguin is basically saying "shut up"

    • CAP288

      13 years ago

      ok i put you in charge of a squad. so just let me know what you want to name your squad

    • blu_rookie

      13 years ago

      I'm not a drinker, but I chugged 3 bottles of corona once.

    • silentscope2

      13 years ago

      yeah no prob. man, if you need any voting help, more than likely I'll help you out unless I got previous commitments of course.

    • wavedash

      13 years ago

      +1 cause i feel like it punk

    • falchion17

      13 years ago

      so how do you like the clone troopers

    • GeneraI_Beef

      13 years ago

      smiley8.gifsmiley6.gif

    • vampx

      13 years ago

      i get cha, now i remeber that Dapuma did drop down from that clan, i remeber that.

    • Crunchbite58

      13 years ago

      I noticed too, I'm happy smiley0.gif

    • falchion17

      13 years ago

      haha, im just kidding

    • GeneraI_Beef

      13 years ago

      I'll be making a new journal (two actually, one announcement journal, and the new weekly lottery one

    • APSYCHO

      13 years ago

      am i on ur watch list? if so what number in importance?

    • callahan

      13 years ago

      no problem

    • falchion17

      13 years ago

      dont you mean doris

    • GeneraI_Beef

      13 years ago

      ok then, sounds fine. A message on here will let me know if your ever on (I'm on here a lot more than on xbl)

    • falchion17

      13 years ago

      I HATE IB!!!!!!!!

    • falchion17

      13 years ago

      ATTENTION!!!
      IF YOU ARE IN MY CONTEST OR WANT TO BE, PLEASE VOTE FOR ME here(final round), AND here(still first round)!!!

    • GeneraI_Beef

      13 years ago

      thanks smiley0.gif

    • falchion17

      13 years ago

      i retooled my contest, go check it out

    • falchion17

      13 years ago

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    • falchion17

      13 years ago

      hey, im in the final round of my first contest! i won the first round by a landslide and i would love to win the entire thing! please votehere and let me know that you voted again, thanks!!!!!
      (ps spread the word!!!)

    • JP

      13 years ago

      Woah, you still watch me?

    • falchion17

      13 years ago

      yeah, im raping in that contest, i have 85 votes while second place has 30

    • Opaque

      13 years ago

      Let's be honest with eachother; you didn't want to do that homework anyway.

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