HANSjurgen

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    • Oh the fun I had…

      12 years ago

      HANSjurgen

      So my plan to offer my self to the wolves(paintballs) for your amusement failed. I honestly would have paid to see some idiot get shot in the stomach from a couple of feet away. I will try and keep the offer open- 1mod for basic body hits, 10 for a crotch. Maximum of 10 hits a weekend only one in the crotch. This includes a video of me being shot and accompanying pictures.
      Paintball
      I had 3 elims, 2 captures, and one death. It was awesome. I had a tippmann squadbuster grenade bounce off my head- those things suck. Get Big Boy F-Bombs instead. I am still offering mods to anyone whom registers at the site I listed previously in my journals and uses the referral number. 2 mod points to the person who guesses where I got hit.
      Quick Christmas list off the top of my head-
      1-2 GB microSD card
      Tippmann 98 custom
      cash for mods for the M98c
      Oh and I played my friends Wii this weekend, god was I disappointed. The graphics were like that of my Playstation ONE. I have a bet going before some one loses at a game in Wii and bludgeons some one with the remote since they are already swinging it around.-

    • Last call for bets/injuries/<wbr />wtf-e

      12 years ago

      HANSjurgen

      Last call to lay down mods to see me get shot-
      there will be video of it- and if I am feeling nice (as the offers are both numerous and generous) then I will take whatever shots with no shirt on. Maximum of 10 shots, 5 per part of my body, no groin. period. (hands, feet, chest, stomach, arm, back, butt )

      I will catch y'all tomorrow morning to see if any requests are made. I will try and make a journal tomorrow night though with whatever stories I have to tell.

      -edit- if you really want me shot in the face, remember that a mask is worn whilst playing paintball and that it doesn't really hurt, well at least when compared to other thing...

    • So then, I broke my computer among other

      12 years ago

      HANSjurgen

      I broke my computer while trying to play the Halo 3 trailer in 1080p HD
      I got this error message, and the pictures are not resized this is the actual size of it, my resolution freaked out-
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      ibroketheintraweb.png
      Well, since others have been showing off their stuff recently (computer setups and what not) and since mine sucks so bad, I looked around and the guy whose mustang I have in my images, posted this
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      on the forums at Columbuscitystangz.org I figured since my shite sucks, I could show off some one elses that I atleast know.

      So in case you missed how to get free mods from my last journal,

      Anyone that buys anything paintball/airsoft related check this out-
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      They have awesome prices and if you do play paintball then you can use their game locator to find games near you- speedball tournys, scenario, woodsball, etc.
      If you are remotely interested sign up, and use my registration #, I am trying to get people to sign up so I can get free paint. I am a terrible person, tell me about it. If I had more mods then I would tell you to sign up and becom active on there and get me the free points towards paint and I will pay you in mods for your time,but I only have 2 mods currently-. I will give 2 mods to any one who becomes active on the site and earns me 100 points. That is for the first 5 people! I swear on my karma I will give you your mods-, if this for some odd reason is against the rules of the site- then sorry and "plz dunt ban me plz k thx."

      Free Mods:
      I am contemplating having a bit of a contest thing, you can mod me and I will get shot per mod (well actually like a ratio sort of) and for your enjoyment I will have my bother do video of it. Thoughts on it?

      No one is commenting/reading my journals thoughts/suggestions? Well other than offering my body for bruising/torture in return for mods. Thanks anyone that did read this...

    • Time passes like gas-

      12 years ago

      HANSjurgen

      So long time no talky to. I had intended to write a journal in 3rd period, but apparently there are some retarded state-wide tests for the underclassmen, and they are afraid that with them taking the test via the computers in the library if any one else in the entire school touches a computer then the intraweb will explode. Which makes no sense because the room we are in has its own server which is then connected to the county wide school district master server god-plex like 5 miles from our school.
      Paintball.
      This weekend was crunktastic for paintball! 10 vs 9. It was like playing star wars battlefront with less/better bots, 1080p, and dolby digital 5.1. There were 3 bases the two teams started at their respective bases and the third base was a swing base. Your team got points by holding a base for a certain amount of time. There was a ten point score for each elim and a 5 minute respawn after you got off the field to refill on paint clean yourself off/etc. I raped, 7 kills 3 deaths. I also only got one bruise this time- the other deaths were running out of paint and a head hit, while I was laying on the ground covering my face to try and find my mask after I tryed diving through a bush and lost it-. It was a b.s. kill, in my opinion. In a tournament the guy that killed me would have been eliminated for shooting me without a mask on-.
      Christmas
      I need a good way to suggest to my mom to buy me a specific paintball mask from a specific website. The mask being a "VFORCE
      MORPH GOGGLE" which usually runs $70.00, but I can get it for like 43% off.
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      speaking of which-
      Anyone that buys anything paintball/airsoft related check this out-
      specopspaintball.png
      They have awesome prices and if you do play paintball then you can use their game locator to find games near you- speedball tournys, scenario, woodsball, etc.
      If you are remotely interested sign up, and use my registration #, I am trying to get people to sign up so I can get free paint. I am a terrible person, tell me about it. If I had more mods then I would tell you to sign up and becom active on there and get me the free points towards paint and I will pay you in mods for your time,but I only have 2 mods currently-. I will give 2 mods to any one who becomes active on the site and earns me 100 points. That is for the first 5 people! I swear on my karma I will give you your mods-, if this for some odd reason is against the rules of the site- then sorry and "plz dunt ban me plz k thx."
      I will be adding a section to my journals (right around here) to try and have a way to get yall some mods, be it a fun contest, something from me etc- as seen in white writing at my last journal and temporarily in my pics.

      Also anyone have experience with a Tippmann Flatline barrel?

    • A good title for this journal is -blank-

      12 years ago

      HANSjurgen

      School
      So today in Biology I had written out a journal on notebook paper, and was gonna type it up in 3rd period/lunch but we had a 3 hour literature discussion with intermingled bits of teacher pupil anger directed towards me and falchion17 and the user formally know as thefire and areku basically everyone in the room with a penis got yelled/scowled at- although more girls actually did not do the assignment. (I am not gonna get into it any more- shes evil and sexist and in like 21 school weeks I won't have to deal with her shit anymore.) I was also going to tell you about how retardedly inept our biology teacher is at pronouncing words. Examples are; gamete-guhmeet, smithsonian-smithstonian, errors-arras, trisomy-trisamee, eh there are more I forgot to check the running tally we have for some of the funnier ones.
      Paintball
      My ghillie jacket is nearing completion, the chest needs approximately 30 more strips on it. I am unable to sew the arm strips so I have to wait for my mom to do that. I played this last sunday for like the 5th week in a row. I got destroyed. There was only 8 of us out there, since a lot of the guys were on leave with it being a long holiday weekend. In the 4-5 games we played I managed to get 30+ hits on my body. If you saw me naked (ee-gad!) I would seriously look like a dyslexic leopard- you are going to have to take my word on that one though. I should be getting a video from one of the guys that was out there that occasionally plays ref and carries his digital camera on the field, a video of me running like a little girl whilst my brother unloads on me with his fully auto "electronic trigger shiny fancy gold platinum plus" Icon. I will definitely be trying to get that one on the youtube for you all to check out.
      Fun Computer News
      My idiot brother(s) managed to break the laptop again. They never actually break it or any of them for that matter. They merely look up porn-etc until the computer dies. At which point I generally have to wipe the hard-drive (oh the porn puns y'all are cooking up now-) and re-re-re-install windows. This is seriously (no lie) the 3rd time I will have put an operating system on our Compaq laptop.

      first to leave a good comment on this and also say "I was born with three testicles." (with out the quotes as if you were saying it) with out saying something like I am saying htis for mods heehee gets 11 mods, I am emptying the bank for you (with some luck I might have 12 by the time somone realizes this is here. if this does last to future journals then you post it in whatever my current journal is and I will give all of my mods to you at that time, so it is also kind of a gamble if you wait then you get more or you get nothing...
      more complaining rants raves and paintball fun/wounds to share another day-
      peace and stay cool-

    • Ah, weekend fun-

      12 years ago

      HANSjurgen

      So on Friday, I got on the bus and went to Athens. I ended up doing the Monopoly Tournament with 3000+ players. I stooped to a new high of nerdiness. I saw the comedian Toody Byrd. I will try and get some of her 1 line zingers. (She was an old woman) I remember one off of the top of my head; "In my day the only software we had was lingerie." Other than that I learned a lot of cool stuff about financial management, stealing peoples identities and how to get and keep a good credit score. It was interesting to say the least. In my next journal if I am at home then I will share some of the cool quick facts about identity theft and what not-

      Oh and my friend Lopez introduced me to Kimbo Slice. After watching several of his fights I can now say: Kimbo > Chuck Norris.

    • car prblms: Silly pothole, rims r 4 fool

      12 years ago

      HANSjurgen

      First off, sorry about the crappy abbreviation above. I thought it was hilarious and had to fit it in their.

      So some of you may remember the user thefire. Well for you who don't know, he is a good friend of mine and Falchion17's. He has( well I guess had) pretty much the nicest car of everyone at school. He had a 2000 something lancer (really new and pretty like) that was silver and had shiny nice sounding deep exhaust, a nice looking spoiler, and 17" racing rims. Well on the way to school he hit a massive hole by some road construction and FUCKED his rim up. Like cracked, bent, broke, etc the metal. Period. So me and Falchion17 spent several hours after school getting to his car, changing the one tire we could, gimping his car across the city, waiting for his old rims (stock ones with the hubcap covers removed) to show up via his dad in a truck, changing out the small donut tire, and the other bent rim. Long story short his shit got fucked, we laughed, that is really it.
      Oh and we walked down to where the hole was, the construction workers have since filled/covered it, but there was at least a dozen hubcaps on the road that came off from people hitting it.

      Okay, so yeah as you may know the site recently got revamped and it now shows our actual start date. Today is Falchion17's
      so wish him a 1 year Happy B-Day on here. (Mine is the 22nd, so eh save some mods for me... just messing.)

      Tonight was our Cross Country Banquet, I got a varsity letter, YAY. I also received the Coaches Award, for "being persistent with the team even when his ankle was swollen the size of a football" or something to that effect. Well, I am off to transfer seasons 1-3 on my mp3 player and to play continuum for the rest of the night since I leave in 9 hours for Athens for my first F.B.L.A. event, and don't have school since I get it excused!

    • FBLA FLC & AH4U

      12 years ago

      HANSjurgen

      smiley11.gif (for everyone wondering) smiley11.gif
      smiley9.gif FBLA (Future Business Leaders of America) smiley9.gif
      smiley9.gif FLC (Fall Leadership Conference) smiley9.gif
      smiley9.gif & (and) smiley9.gif
      smiley9.gif AH4U (Acronym Hell For You) smiley9.gif

      So this weekend should be interesting. Friday at 7 am I leave for Athens smiley0.gif to go to the F.B.L..A. F.L.C. . I get back on Saturday, around 4, at which point I should go and get my tank filled, if not I won't be playing on Sunday.

      That will suck. smiley3.gif

      Although this one guy did have a SCUBA tank that had either nitrogen or CO2 in it, hopefully CO2. I am hoping on mooching some of my brothers Diablo Formula 13 Paintballs, if I can't anyone have suggestions for good cheap paint that don't fly like sh!t or bust in the barrel. No, seriously I am poor, anyone have some suggestions for good paint?

      I wanted to liven it up a bit with some smileys and what not, to make up for not having used the sponsor functions which were paid for by M117chief.
      But, yeah I got to go transfer seasons 1-3 onto my mp3 player so I have something to watch/do on the ride. Catch you folk laters.

    • SO yeah

      12 years ago

      HANSjurgen

      I am still lazy, played paint-ball again this weekend, more crazy army guys in camo, lots of funny stories. I got shot in the foot point blank by my brother in the foot.
      I might get a pic of the welt.
      Oh and I got a 12" barrel now, I am contemplating getting a job at the publix by my house. I know the manager and could get a decent schedule and save for a new gun.

    • ah 2 weeks since a journal-

      12 years ago

      HANSjurgen

      So basically I have been really busy with school and crap.
      I have a 1500-4000 word essay due any day now that I have not really even decided on a subject area (probably going to be math-based and about the fibonacci numbers/series, a tok (philosophy) essay to do about whether computers can think, plus all of my normal homework. I heart.png procrastinating, but my teachers don't...fools.

      Well I finally finished up with cross country. To sum it all up I sucked at it- I ended up running 247.25 miles on my running shoes. I finished cross country this last weekend at regionals which blew in my opinion, but the girls team is going to state so yay for the lady hawks XC team.
      After our regionals on Saturday I had to help my oldest brother ( he is 23 living with his mom ) finally get moved out- long story (with decreased amounts of whining) I was sore from running it sucked.
      Sunday I went and played paintball on Fort Benning. Which made things interesting, lots of G.I.s with crazy camo like these guys-
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      I only have one welt to show for it but it is enough for me to want make my own ghillie jacket, and to contemplate getting new reciever springs (inlcuding o-rings), a longer barrel (13" looks like a nice size for me smiley0.gif ), and a new mask.
      Oh and I broke my remote line, one of the valves went freakasiezing on me and started spewing compressed cold air in my camelbak I use to tote my mini scuba tank of a CO2 bottle around in. So I need a new one- smiley5.gif
      Yeah I am going to try and make an effort to be on here more though-

  • Comments (1039)

    • falchion17

      13 years ago

      go here and vote for me!!!! i really want to win, this is the first contest i have ever been in and the stakes are high! thanks

    • AFKeeker

      13 years ago

      7258 feet above sea level, far far above that of West Point or Annapolis.

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    • infiltrate

      13 years ago

      can you please vote for me here
      thank you smiley0.gif

    • GeneraI_Beef

      13 years ago

      lol, no problem. That nearly pushed me over to lvl 48.

    • GeneraI_Beef

      13 years ago

      yeah, thanks smiley0.gif

    • acehigh

      13 years ago

      final round! vote acehigh! tell your freinds!
      rvb.roosterteeth.com/members/journal/?uid=344435

    • GeneraI_Beef

      13 years ago

      Though it is extremely hard for me to say this smiley8.gif , I dont think its possible anymore for me to be beaten in your contest.

    • GeneraI_Beef

      13 years ago

      lol, that may be true now, but that was my initial rush, it'll probably slow down a lot for me now

    • kitcat

      13 years ago

      I turned it off cause I got these weird message a couple of days ago.........I'd rather not talk about it smiley7.gif

    • jackal5

      13 years ago

      A friend of mine, Silverfalcon is in the final round of a contest to win sponsorship. If you wouldn't mind going here and voting for Silverfalcon that would be awesome! (type his name, NOT mine!). Thanks! smiley1.gif

      (if you don't like voting or whatever that's okay, thanks anyways for reading)

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    • Opaque

      13 years ago

      The mods deleted it.

      I'm in the prossess of rebuilding. haha.

    • karlhockey

      13 years ago

      Opaque lost his friends because a mod got pissed at him, read his last couple journals

    • Crunchbite58

      13 years ago

      When will the next round of your contest start?

    • falchion17

      13 years ago

      yeah, the banshee part was pretty freakin hilarious. we had about three scenes left today and the last one was one with me and satrin saying, "i hoped you liked this presentation...blah blah blah" and then he says, "oh, and matthias is an idiot" and i have a sword and i go start slicing him and then he pulls out a rocket and kills all 4 vehicles we have right there and kills us all except the camera man who walks up and lookes around at all the dead bodies and smouldering vehicles, it's so freakin hilarious!

    • Opaque

      13 years ago

      Thanks.

      Now if I can just get on the highest karma top 12 I'll be set.

    • Opaque

      13 years ago

      Thanks.

    • master515

      13 years ago

      Of cource the prives are mods, why would you put someone in a contest who think karmas gay.

    • KUfan61

      13 years ago

      I resign from your contest, sorry.

    • Crestfallen FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Danigis

      13 years ago

      sorry to say, but no, that wasn't me!

      Post edited 2/02/06 4:15PM

    • GeneraI_Beef

      13 years ago

      Sorry to bother you again, but I found out I'm in another contest, and need another favor, vote here.Thanks for your time.

    • GeneraI_Beef

      13 years ago

      Any chance in doing a favor for your ol' pal General_Beef? I need all the help I can get. Vote for me here, and thanks for your time.

    • infiltrate

      13 years ago

      you have been advertised smiley11.gif

    • infiltrate

      13 years ago

      yea exams just started today smiley1.gif
      and we got out porgress reports like 4 weeks ago

    • Crestfallen FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Danigis

      13 years ago

      thanks for the vote man!

    • DumpsterMutt

      13 years ago

      It's sort of by Savannah. About 45 minutes away.

    • AFKeeker

      13 years ago

      Sorry, I just skimmed the list real quick and looked over your name. I would have noticed eventually, but thanks for pointing that out.

    • master515

      13 years ago

      ok im changing rouge squadron to New Republic army, read journal for details no u cna not switch units your gold leader.

    • master515

      13 years ago

      DUDE THERES ANOTHER GOLD LEADER OUT THERE STEALING YOUR JOB.

    • JP

      13 years ago

      You'll see when I post it, I'm sure you'll like it.

    • Owner001

      13 years ago

      Ooh, your "you got hacked" sign in your about section isn't accurate smiley6.gif

    • master515

      13 years ago

      Dude you told your friend he could have a jedi starfighter, dude, REBEL fIGHTERS ONLY,i stated that in all o fmy journal posts for rouge squardon.

    • Niblet

      13 years ago

      I like Feet. I do not know why i said that here.

    • Opaque

      13 years ago

      midnight.

    • master515

      13 years ago

      Dude u need to get some people for gold unit i already got two and red leader already has one.

    • KiloG85

      13 years ago

      Sounds good man, hey at least you were able to get 20 comments.

    • blu_rookie

      13 years ago

      Comment in my journal to recieve your mods for the contest.

    • Disturbguy69

      13 years ago

      Vote For Me Here Plz I need all the votes I can get this would help me alot in my contest so plz vote for me and tell your friends to vote for me plz plz it would be much appreciated thx you guys so much thx.

    • mattster1

      13 years ago

      can u please vote for me rvb.roosterteeth.com/members/journal/entry.php?id=689344&page=8

    • killthem

      13 years ago

      This is all I could have thought of.

      You may ask me for any edits to this card.

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    • killthem

      13 years ago

      Please state exactly what picture you want me to use.
      Just give the picture itself to me.

    • rowa

      13 years ago

      Yea, it is.

    • JP

      13 years ago

      LoL, that's okay, we all have our moments.

    • JP

      13 years ago

      The Great Raid?

    • JP

      13 years ago

      It was made in '62

    • JP

      13 years ago

      The Great Escape

    • infiltrate

      13 years ago

      voting JUST started in my contest, your other vote didnt count becasue it was in the wrong journal
      please vote again in this journal here

    • master515

      13 years ago

      So has anyone joined gold unit yet? O and we got a red leader i got to amke him his pick still though.

    • bubble_butt

      13 years ago

      hey man whats up with you.

    • coolzbk

      13 years ago

      yeah.......

    • coolzbk

      13 years ago

      its a dog

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