HANSjurgen

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    • Iraq picture journal #1 (watch me 4this)

      13 years ago

      HANSjurgen

      Updates-
      So as you know my friend returned from Iraq for 1 week like 2 weeks ago, but I finally got around to getting the pictures off of the detachable hardrive downstairs. I have nearly 2 gigs of pictures of our troops.
      I will try and start a section of showing you pictures from there (I will most definitely be censoring(by that I mean excluding some) of the pictures due to graphic content). I think I will start with pictures of an unknown group of marines from which I know only as Lima Company. Two of their Hummvees were name Pain and Agony. Yeah Though definitely stay tuned and watch for the rest of these.

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      1st platoon Lima Company
      2NDPLTPUSHINGSOUTH.jpg
      2NDPLTONMARKETSTREET.jpg
      the only known pictures of 2nd platoon I have

      and what we all have been waiting for: Agony and Pain...
      AGONYANDPAININFALLUJAH.jpg
      AGONYINFALLUJAH.jpg
      above is agony- I had to get rid of the good picture because it involved a large amount of blood a camel and hummvee tire tracks and turret
      PAINONTHEMOVE.jpg
      above is one of the 3 total pictures of pain I have (this being the second of which you have seen) here it is on patrol in falluja

      Stay tuned for more-later will be saddams golden ak47, dragunov, silver ak47, and silver pistol with pearl handle plus a fuckton of action shots from Iraq.

      Shoe Update- 59.25 miles have been run on my shoes. I can not find the picture so I am gonna make do with another one I found.. and
      Contest-
      IT WILL BE SOON I AM AT 260 MODS! Keep me on watch!
      on another note
      I, honestly, having grown up watching Steve Irwin, could not think of anything to say so I am going to quote Tim Buckley (of Ctrl Alt Del) "Steve Irwin" 07:19 PM - Monday, September 4, 2006 - by Tim
      I'm sure most of you have heard already, but Steve Irwin was killed by a sting-ray while swimming off the Low Isles.
      He was a crazy sonuvabitch, but I always enjoyed his stuff. His show was fun to watch, as was his over-the-top personality. He seemed genuinely passionate about what he did, and the animals he surrounded himself with, and I'm sad to know that he's gone. My heart goes out to the wife and children he leaves behind. He'll be missed by many.

      Goals- If you can help me reach any of them please tell me how so-
      300 mods-41 more mods-
      300 Friends-173 more-
      Moderator as a friend-If you know any friendly mods that accept friend requests please tell me-
      Staff member as a friend-Someone told me that Kat was my best bet for trying to get a staff member as a friend-
      Level 45 karma-4 more-
      Become a Sponsor
      2 Staff Awards-I only need one more-
      20 days online-4 more days-
      5000 profile views- 3,818-
      4000 journal views- 3,418-

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    • BooYA

      13 years ago

      HANSjurgen

      Updates-
      I saw Silent Hill, last night. On my list of video game movie crossovers it is like #1 now.
      It was way better than Resident Evil. It and hostel are like the highest on my awesome horroor/thriller movies.
      If anyone can get me the RvB font, they will be rewarded...

      Shoe Update- 54 miles have been run on my shoes. I am trying to find this specific picture that is a common cross country runner symbol that I will photoshop my shoes on and then set as my image. I will just edit my caption everyday after practice once I get done.

      Also please watch my good friend Crunchbite58 and just leave him a comment saying "HANSjurgen sent me" after you click the "Watch" button then paste the little comment here

      Contest-
      Make sure you watch me for when it happens. I am at 238 mods. As soon as I get to 300 I will create a new journal and give away 150 mods to some people that post first. I do not know to how many of the first posts. It will be in descending order, e.g. this first post will get 115 mods, the next will get 25 mods, the next will get 10mods. I do not really know on what my breakdown will be though. That is only an example of the mod breakdown. The second part of my contest will be a 150+ mod contest. I say 150+ because I think will get some mods during the actual process of the contest.

      Goals- If you can help me reach any of them please tell me how so-
      300 mods-49 more mods-
      300 Friends-178more-
      Moderator as a friend-If you know any friendly mods that accept friend requests please tell me-
      Staff member as a friend-Someone told me that Kat was my best bet for trying to get a staff member as a friend-
      Level 45 karma-4 more-
      Become a Sponsor
      2 Staff Awards-I only need one more-
      20 days online-4 more days-
      5000 profile views- 3,749-
      4000 journal views- 3,417-

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    • My Friday Emo-escapades, that is odd....

      13 years ago

      HANSjurgen

      Updates-
      Nothing new in my boring life. Other than our high school started its football season yesterday. We played our major rival the "Blue Devils". Every year they have a "Hunt a Hawk Day" when play us, and the students are supposed to dress in camo. This year our principal started "Knock Out the Devils Day" and we all wore black. It was weird to say the least. Our entire school looked like a bunch of retarded goths. Like they looked retarded, not that goths are retarded. The sad part was I ended up looking totally emo. Other than my Friday emo-escapades nothing new and interesting.-edit- Oh yeah, and Falchion wore all white just to spite everyone else. You should have seen the look our prinipal gave him...-edit-
      Shoe Update- 54 miles have been run on my shoes. I am trying to find this specific picture that is a common cross country runner symbol that I will photoshop my shoes on and then set as my image. I will just edit my caption everyday after practice once I get done.

      Also please watch my good friend Crunchbite58 and just leave him a comment saying "HANSjurgen sent me" after you click the "Watch" button then paste the little comment here

      Contest-
      Make sure you watch me for when it happens. I am at 238 mods. As soon as I get to 300 I will create a new journal and give away 150 mods to some people that post first. I do not know to how many of the first posts. It will be in descending order, e.g. this first post will get 115 mods, the next will get 25 mods, the next will get 10mods. I do not really know on what my breakdown will be though. That is only an example of the mod breakdown. The second part of my contest will be a 150+ mod contest. I say 150+ because I think will get some mods during the actual process of the contest.

      Goals- If you can help me reach any of them please tell me how so-
      300 mods-72 more mods-
      300 Friends-181more-
      Moderator as a friend-If you know any friendly mods that accept friend requests please tell me-
      Staff member as a friend-Someone told me that Kat was my best bet for trying to get a staff member as a friend-
      Level 45 karma-4 more-
      Become a Sponsor
      2 Staff Awards-I only need one more-
      20 days online-5 more days-
      5000 profile views- 3,714-
      4000 journal views- 3,399-

      Signature thingy here-If you can not make me one can you tell me someone that can?


      hansJURGEN

    • Please vote for me- I am losing to newbs

      13 years ago

      HANSjurgen

      *******Please go to Falchion17 's page and vote for me -DAILY-here*********
      this one is slightly less important than the voting thing I am in.
      Also please watch my good friend Crunchbite58 and just leave him a comment saying "HANSjurgen sent me" after you click the "Watch" button then paste the little comment here

      ^Please do that^
      Updates-
      We actually started getting to code today. Apparently by the end of the year we are supposed to have an ultra efficient stream-lined program that can some how help some one/thing. A kid from last year made a program that based on people's classes would tell where they should get lockers.
      Shoe Update- 43.25 miles have been run on my shoes.

      Contest-
      Make sure you watch me for when it happens. I will be having a massive voting contest when I get to 300 mods. I am at 166 mods. I want it to be massive and give away and part voting. Like 150 to giveaway and 150+ for voting, I figure I will get some mods during the actual process.

      Goals- If you can help me reach any of them please tell me how so-
      300 mods
      300 Friends
      Moderator as a friend
      Staff member as a firend
      Level 45 karma
      Become a Sponsor
      2 Staff Awards
      20 days online
      5000 profile views
      4000 journal views

      Signature thingy here---someone please make me a free signature-


      hansJURGEN

    • Yeah, please help vote for me.

      13 years ago

      HANSjurgen

      *******Please go to Falchion17 's page and vote for me here*********
      Also please watch my good friend Crunchbite58 and just leave him a comment saying "HANSjurgen sent me" after you click the "Watch" button then paste the little comment here

      ^Please do that^
      Updates-
      Shoe Update- 39.5 miles is how many miles have been run on my shoes.
      My team won the Little League World Series- BOOYA! My hometown people played an excellent game against the Japanese team. I changed the numbers a bit for my contest from my last journal when I said 175, I meant 150-

      Contest-
      Make sure you watch me for when it happens. I will be having a massive voting contest when I get to 300 mods. I am at 165 mods. I want it to be massive and give away and part voting. Like 150 to giveaway and 150+ for voting, I figure I will get some mods during the actual process.

      Goals- If you can help me reach any of them please tell me how so-
      300 mods
      300 Friends
      Moderator as a friend
      Staff member as a firend
      Level 45 karma
      Become a Sponsor
      2 Staff Awards
      20 days online
      5000 profile views
      4000 journal views

      Signature thingy here---
      (I need a simple free cool looking signature whomever makes will get many favors in return (when i have mods with which I can use)).

      hansJURGEN

    • Go Northern Little League from Columbus!

      13 years ago

      HANSjurgen

      Wish the Northern Little League Team good luck! They are playing right now against the Kawaguchi City Japanese Team! Go Northern (they are from my town Columbus Ga.)!

      *******Please go to Falchion17 's page and vote for me here*********
      remember that when I get 300 mods I will be having a massive giveaway and a voting contest. 175 points given away and 175+ for the voting part.

    • !i!Funny news story of the week!i!

      13 years ago

      HANSjurgen

      Read the unfunny news one followed by the bottom link one.

      iPod prompts airport scare in Ottawa

      (from) The Ottawa Citizen

      Published: Tuesday, August 15, 2006

      A suspicious package found in an aircraft washroom on a flight from Chicago on Tuesday afternoon brought out Ottawa police canine and bomb-disposal units.

      A member of the crew found the package about 4 p.m.

      The plane landed safely and was isolated away from the terminal.

      Passengers were taken off the plane and questioned by police while experts investigated the 'package.'

      The airport was not closed during the three-hour incident.

      Police issued a statement Tuesday evening saying the suspicious package 'has been identified as an electronic devicde commonly known as an iPod.' "

      That is the official version from here.

      The much more funny version is here.

    • Hey yay!

      13 years ago

      HANSjurgen

      Updates (including shoe)-
      You can change your primary picture!
      I am on the most modded list, thank you everyone that helped make this happen!
      Shoe Update- 14.25 +18.25= 32.5 miles is how many miles have been run on my shoes. I will also be doing my first competitive race tonight which will be a 3 mile run at midnight with hundreds of competitiors. No one is still posting in my forum, I guess free online games are not very popular with teenagers, heh what the hell would I know about that stuff though.

      Little League Baseball-
      My cities team can kick your cities little leagues teams ass. For those of you not watching espn, the Northern Little League team from Columbus Georgia is absolutley kicking ass at series.
      Booyah!

      Contest-
      I will be having a massive voting contest when I get to 300 mods. I am 1/3 of the way there. I want it to be massive and give away some mods to y'all.

      Goals-
      300 mods
      300 Friends
      Moderator as a friend
      Staff member as a firend
      Level 45 karma
      Become a Sponsor
      2 Staff Awards
      20 days online
      5000 profile views
      4000 journal views

      Signature thingy here---
      (I need a simple free cool looking signature whomever makes will get many favors in return (when i have mods with which I can use)).

      hansJURGEN

    • Finally a new journal, I know.........

      13 years ago

      HANSjurgen

      My Life-
      Well I have not been on much all week long, hence my last journal lasting for like a week, because my great friend Jimmy returned from Iraq after 4 months there. He has a week here and then will be leaving to go back for another 4 months. I have very few pictures from him and they are mostly small ones becuase they have to be that way to send them over the crappy internet connection they have there. However, he emptied all of the files from his poor laptop which had a totally full hardrive onto the PC downstairs and via the 2 GB flashdrive I should be getting awesome full size pictures from Iraq and the action.
      I do not know how many times I have said it but fuck it here it comes again- You may not share the same respect that I do for our President, but if your ass is living in America you sure as hell better be supporting our troops.

      Goals-
      300 mods
      300 Friends
      Moderator as a friend
      Staff member as a firend
      Level 45 karma
      Become a Sponsor
      2 Staff Awards
      20 days online
      5000 profile views
      4000 journal views


      Stats-
      I am like 80% through karma 40, and I now have 107 mods which I am saldy saving for my contest and I will not be able to give you all mods for some time.

      Updates (including shoe)-
      New pictures coming soon, maybe a new karma level if I am lucky, and a contest (more on that later-)
      Shoe Update-
      14.25 +18.25= 32.5 miles is how many miles have been run on my shoes. In a little bit I will be showing off the awesome-tastic-ness that is my running and my rock-climbing shoes.

      Forum News-
      I have a forum, no one is posting in it, please post in it. (Still...)

      Contest-
      I will be having a massive voting contest when I get to 100 mods. I am halfway there and should hopefully be more than three quarters of the way there by the end of tonight. I am maybe thinking of changing to 150. I dont know, I still have a while to decide. Either way I want it to be massive and give away some mods to y'all.

      Signature thingy here---
      (I need a simple free cool looking signature whomever makes will get many favors in return (when i have mods with which I can use)).

      hansJURGEN

    • I shot a Barret Sniper Rifle!

      13 years ago

      HANSjurgen

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      Funny thing was the guy thought that there was still a round in it (he miscounted or didn’t see one of the shell casings) so I actually got all up in the zone regulated my breathing (as I know how to do from being a junior member of the U.S.A. shooting team) and then squeezed the trigger- nothing there wasn’t a round left- so after being instructed on how to reload a tank-killing sniper rifle
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      I got in the zone (for the second time)
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      and fired- one word WOW, the gases exiting the muzzle blew grass all up in the air and everything
      (As seen in this picture of my little brother firing)
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      He complained about it hurting I don’t think it really did- But my god was it exhilarating
      (more to come when the site stops being so retarded)

      ***edit video below***
      heres a cool video from the marine corps of the smae gun- here

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