H_Kakashi

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    • To all those that replied to my trawling

      10 years ago

      H_Kakashi

      thanks for playing along. im done for the day. ill see if i want to continue tomorrow.
      Also, you guys are faggots.
      and bad trolling is best trolling.

    • Fuck it, ill rate myself

      10 years ago

      H_Kakashi

      10/10
      Good job, me.

    • Hey everybody

      10 years ago

      H_Kakashi

      in case you came here cause i made fun of you for being a fag, dont take it personally. Cause you probably are a fag.

    • Coming in Like El Nino

      10 years ago

      H_Kakashi

      El Nino is Spanish. It is the Spanish word for child. Like all things Spanish, it is dangerous. It kills people and burns down trees. This child is more than a child. It really isn’t a child at all. It is a storm. A deadly storm that kills people and burns down trees.
      Warm water usually builds up around Australia. But not anymore with El Nino. El Nino moves the warm water from Australia to somewhere else, namely other places. Where are these other places? These are places that also have water, but that water is usually not as warm as the warm water El Nino moves to these said other places. These other places are to the east. Of the Water.
      In Peru, they have many names for many things. One of the things they have names for is people who go fishing, go fishing to make a living. If we had a word for this kind of people that word would be “fishermanâ€Â. But we don’t. In Peru, they have different names for things than we do in America. They call that kind of people “pescadoresâ€Â. That’s Spanish. That’s what they speak in Peru. When El Nino comes, these “pescadores†can’t catch any fish. El Nino is caused when the Peruvian gods get angry. They have been angry for millions of years and have made El Nino for millions of years. Many many moons ago the Peruvians committed human sacrifices to satiate their gods and end the flood that was El Nino. In today’s modern dog-eat-dog, work-a-day world of scientists, diplomats, McSalad Shakers, and George Bush Jr., we no longer have access to such solutions. We are too proud. We will not commit human sacrifices. We refuse to satiate the Peruvian gods. Thus, they remain angry and keep killing us and burning down our trees with El Nino.
      Instead of satiating the gods, many of these “scientists†have tried to control El Nino with “scienceâ€Â. They put up expensive fish-attracting-buoys that run on flashlight batteries. Imagine, fighting the power of the gods with flashlight batteries! Needless to say, this didn’t work and everyone died.
      Lightning!!!
      What is lightning? Where does it come from? What does it mean? Does it have a meaning? Where does it come from? What is it made of? Is it made of light? Some might say it was made of light. Others contend that lightning is made of fire. People used to think that lightning was made of fire. Fire in the sky. Fire that killed people and knocked down trees. Before Benjamin Franklin. Benjamin Franklin was a founding father. He fatherly founded that lightning is made of electricity. Electricity in the sky.
      But what of the Greek myths, of the Greek god Zeus and of the popular image of Zeus â€" a Greek god â€" throwing down lightning bolts to kill people and knock down trees. Where did he find the time? And what of lightning being made of fire? In this workaday world in the era of the founding father Benjamin Franklin we have no time nor the patience for such concerns. These are for the third world and schizophrenics.
      Some people do not understand that lightning is destructive. They ignore the wisdom of their elders and of the founding father Benjamin Franklin. They think lightning is a lie perpetrated by people with a vested interest. At their own peril!!! Lightning kills people and knocks down trees!!! It is a power of destruction exercised by the Greek god Zeus, the mightiest of Greek gods!! But they do it: they ignore such wisdom and taunt the powerful exercise of destruction and they worship their idle gods and stand near trees. At their own peril!!! Lightning has the killing power to kill people and the destructive power to knock down trees! When you stand near trees, they will be knocked down by lighting and you will be killed by lightning! There is no escape. Lightning will knock down the tree and knock down your soul. Trees are tall.
      Many things attract lightning. But do the two correlate? A recent study says yes. It says that being tall and attracting lightning do correlate. That means that being tall correlates with being struck by lightning. You die when you are struck by lightning, and your tree is knocked down.
      Some people try to measure lightning, they take measurements of it. They use balloons and rockets and their imagination and determination and research money and they put it all in the mixing bowl and they mix in storms â€" storms and lightning â€" and so they mix in the lightning and then they get the product if they’re lucky of measurements about lightning from the storm? What kind of measurements? We may never know……

    • ...

      10 years ago

      H_Kakashi

      www.youtube.com/user/Fred
      www.youtube.com/user/Pruane2Forever
      www.youtube.com/user/BumpityBoo

      I can't decide which one i hate more. Regardless, i want all of them to die of cancer. Preferably throat cancer, so that they can never talk again. But I'm not a picky person. Any type of cancer will do.

    • ಠ_ಠ

      11 years ago

      H_Kakashi

      I hate America and and anything involving the U.S. including, but not limited to, AP US history.

    • It's been a while

      11 years ago

      H_Kakashi

      Calculus sucks balls. A fucking 54% with no signs of improvement.

    • So...

      11 years ago

      H_Kakashi

      the people who make Naruto accomplished a major feat today. They dragged out about 8 minutes of story into forty minutes, with the use of dramatic 5 minute periods of silence, then another 5 minutes of dramatic silence in a new camera angle, and then 3 minutes of flashbacks and finish with maybe two lines of dialogue with a punch or two. And repeat for 40 minutes. Gay as hell.

      On an unrelated note, the new Bleach movie looks rather exciting.

      And i guess the Dark Knight does too. (I added this to up the "manliness" level of the journal)

    • Damn

      11 years ago

      H_Kakashi

      Why won't the goddamn Zune firmware come out!?

      And curse this WGA strike. No more new episodes of The Office after the one they show this week. A lot of other shows have stopped production too, but The Office is the only one i really care about. i only watched the first episode of Heroes second season and it really sucked so i stopped watching it. Mind you, i watch all these on my computer shows. Refer to my last journal to see why.

      On another note, (which only like 3 people will read) Gundam 00 is pretty good so far. Lockon is pretty much the greatest character ever. He can shoot stuff in space from the ground. with a GIANT sniper rifle. Also, he gives children MILK!!

      Also, are titles of shows supposed to be italicized or underlined? I'm to lazy to check out my MLA handbook. Wow, this journal is actually quite long... (longer than most my other ones)

      and now....Good bye!

  • About Me

  • Comments (160)

    • FadingLight

      10 years ago

      You call that trolling?

      Pathetic.

    • Sircatnipman

      10 years ago

      Naked men are good.

    • Euronymous

      10 years ago

      Naked girls are bad.

    • Sircatnipman

      10 years ago

      Delicious.

    • Euronymous

      10 years ago

      How's your first day on 4chan?

    • Sircatnipman

      10 years ago

      Why yes, my "mother" is a trap. How did you know?

    • Sircatnipman

      10 years ago

      Come on man, be more original. You can't be a good troll if you post spam. Post stuff ridiculing his sexuality and make up lies about us that you think are fact. Be a fun troll. Not a gay troll.

    • Sircatnipman

      10 years ago

      Good job, because now I'm indifferent towards it.

    • Sircatnipman

      10 years ago

      It's a love/hate relationship, because now I fucking hate it.

    • JediJesus87

      10 years ago

      You call that effort? Pussy. You're doing one every couple minutes. You spend all day at your computer, buy some high speed internet, peasant.

    • Sircatnipman

      10 years ago

      Hey guess what? I FUCKING LOVE IT!

    • JediJesus87

      10 years ago

      I DONT LOVE IT YET, FUCKER

    • Sircatnipman

      10 years ago

      Mike Tyson will fuck you till you love him.

    • JediJesus87

      10 years ago

      Bro, you're making me feel unloved. Can we just have a hug session until you really do love me?

    • Sircatnipman

      10 years ago

      PENIS

    • JediJesus87

      10 years ago

      I still don't like it.

    • JediJesus87

      10 years ago

      I don't even get an honest attempt? You're making me feel left out here, and that's just not nice.

    • JediJesus87

      10 years ago

      Quick, go to 4chan and bring me back a picture, that'll prove you're funny.

    • darten

      10 years ago

      I don't think your spamming is any good in these parts.

    • JediJesus87

      10 years ago

      Oh, come on neckbeard, that's all I get? C'mon, insult my personal appearance over the internet, question my sexuality or hell, why not even take a shot at my mother?

    • darten

      10 years ago

      Sure, anything for you baby.

    • Sorath

      10 years ago

      I have no idea. I was going to make fun of Darten, but then Ninebreaker posted right before I did, so I ended up calling him a fag. Oh well, it was meant to be.

    • JediJesus87

      10 years ago

      Yep, because I put on my orange jumpsuit everyday and run around playing ninja, you got me pinned, bro. So, why exactly are you resorting to low grade trolling? It's obvious you're a tad newfaggish since you tend to meme spam and your idea of trolling is "Lol fag." Is that really all you can cook up with or are we just going to blame it on you not getting to 4chan soon enough?

    • JediJesus87

      10 years ago

      You know what's funny? Somebody named after a Naruto character is calling other people fags.

    • darten

      10 years ago

      In honesty trolls don't deserve my time.

    • darten

      10 years ago

      Cool story, bro.

    • vanna

      10 years ago

      ........ok?

    • Sorath

      10 years ago

      I spy, with my little eye, a fagoot.

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    • NineBreaker

      10 years ago

      Sup' faggot.

    • darten

      10 years ago

      Is that so? Care to support that theory with any kind of evidence, or will you return to society’s arsehole where you belong?

    • Biolith

      10 years ago

      Do I even know you? o.O;;

    • Sorath

      11 years ago

      My pleasure

    • sniperwolf13

      11 years ago

      Looks better to fail an AP class than an honors class.

      Winnar!

    • sniperwolf13

      11 years ago

      That's just sad. At least the class I'm failing is actually hard (Calculus).

      What's your excuse?

    • sniperwolf13

      11 years ago

      Why are you online?

      Why am I online?

      This weekend was fucking shitty, Andrew. So shitty I'm telling you about it. How often do I complain to you about shit?

    • sniperwolf13

      11 years ago

      well, you su-...ah, SHIT.

    • sniperwolf13

      11 years ago

      Learn English.

      www.m-w.com/dictionary/trespass

    • sniperwolf13

      11 years ago

      Same here.

    • Eleutherius

      11 years ago

      I sure did. But the best part was that apparently that site had been making some news because I heard about it on the radio a few days after I posted the link for it. So many people were so angry, it was beautiful

    • sniperwolf13

      11 years ago

      I'm reading these now and some are actually pretty funny. And who can't relate? But still, you bringing it up was very random.

    • sniperwolf13

      11 years ago

      First of all, you've never heard of stairway wit? Secondly, why did you just link that to me?

    • Seadawg

      12 years ago

      I'm actually playing a cracked version with a banned key, so getting online isn't feasible. At least I think it isn't. Maybe we could work something out on TCP/IP, but from what I hear it has a problem with randomly disconnecting.

    • sniperwolf13

      12 years ago

      I heard this was your favorite band?

      www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9rWFZesV8s

    • Omega222

      12 years ago

      i am desperate can u please vote for my friend desert_punk twice and every hour till midnight
      www.roosterteeth.com/members/journal/entry.php?id=1712492
      My friend wants this and we are behind and its almost over so please help
      PS. it is for a sponsorship

    • sniperwolf13

      12 years ago

      That's what it says isn't it?

      I BELIEVE IT IS.

    • lalaman77

      12 years ago

      ownage it made itself a link

    • lalaman77

      12 years ago

      www.naute.com/funimages/falcor.jpg


      ur birthday present

      (its wrapped, cause i didnt make it a link, u gotta open it urself)

    • sniperwolf13

      12 years ago

      Not Yahtzee the game.

    • sniperwolf13

      12 years ago

      That's not related to the journal. THERE ARE PERSONAL COMMENTS FOR A REASON.

      And no, I was at my grandma's for like 2 days, so I made a gamertag on my uncle's 360 and played around on Live for a bit. I beat Gears of War too.

    • lalaman77

      12 years ago

      i had to delete it, so it wouldnt be stolen (the idea) and ill do it once i get my computer back (not for webassign)

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