Hairybuttman

Male
from a womb

  • Activity

    • WOOOOPWoopwoopwoop!

      12 years ago

      Hairybuttman

      I have some new piccies so comment them for when I return :3

      Who remembers Melman!

      Jake says 'hey faggymcfags'

      Don't worry, he's fat.

    • Last day? D:

      13 years ago

      Hairybuttman

      Well tdoay is the last day of my school holidays.

      And i am currently making WAFFLES.
      With a sandwhich machine.
      I'm so badass.

      Jeremy thought it couldnt be done but I SHOWED HIM. <3 :D

      Hope you all had a good day kthx.
      <3 Melman

    • I call it a mental deficiency.

      13 years ago

      Hairybuttman

      One of my friends has a mental disorder, how freaky is that.

      I needed a journal change.

      I took it at this chance as i've again crept onto this computer at risk of female castration which honestly, would hurt so much more then male castration.

      Don't argue with me on it.

      I had my 9 month aniversary with Jeremy recently, we went to the movies and he took me to dinner which was really great, and he got me this gorg necklace and earrings for Christmas, 9crt gold Hearts :D

      Now i flee towards lunch because i think my Grandma is about to eat my toasties D':

      <3 Mell

    • Fishies <3

      13 years ago

      Hairybuttman

      Okay there are 3 completely exciting things that happened today! (To me at the least.)

      1. WELL, iii was put into a padded apron and lifted 100m into the air and then dropped into nothing on my first ever bungee! Or as close as i'll ever get, it's liek a pendulum, i'd say it's better then a bungee cos you keep swinging hardcore, SO much fun! :D

      2. IFOUNDATTICUSCLOTHINGOMGOD. (Completely irrelevant to you all.)

      3. I got fishies! I named one fetus and i havn't decided on the other, i was thinking Mel but it's just too cool.

      Soo my holidays as blunt, me and Jeremy went to the zoo (Currumbin Sanctuary) and watched the kangaroos genitals for a period of time, along with other great moments :D I've gone shopping basically every day these holidays aaand Jed had his birthday yesterday on the 19th, me Clo and Cass went over with a cake and candles to surprise him! He got dreadlocks and they look awesome.

      OH and today i found a souvenair sandal that said 'I <3 Jeremy' on it so i got it.

      And that's what happened to my last 4 dollars.

      -Strokes her fishies-

    • Guys wth.

      13 years ago

      Hairybuttman

      What do guys want in a girl.

      Aside from their dick.

      I've asked elsewhere and had many answers like that accompanied by losers laughing at their 'originality'.

      My update, i woke up at 12pm today and was rushed of to go shopping.
      Best day of my life.

    • BOOOOOOBS.

      13 years ago

      Hairybuttman

      Just updating, i needed to get rid of Jakes entry, he's the hugest freak i swear, he creeps me out. :D

      So.

      My holidays so far..

      Shopping, Movies, Corpse Bride, Work aaand Jeremy. <3

      Today was actually our 8 month anniversary, i hd a lovely wake up call from him t aout 7:30am which is WAY before my wake up time but it mde me feel special, so who gives a damn, sleep is boring anyway. :D I gave him a painting that i did, he might be taking me out Monday, yee.

      Sunday i'm going to wtach my two besties little dance concert. One of thems nose is of to to the side, see, she kneed herself in the face, it's quite interesting.

      I'm horribly tired at the mo, i had work, OH and somehow i give away 53$, some bastard is out there happy, little does he know i'm going to slash his testacles and feed them to a pack of lesbians.

      I get grumpy when i'm tired. :(

      Good niiiiiight.

      P.Z~ 25 days till Christmas, get yo christmas shopping started or Santa will come and shit under your trees.

    • Shigidy Shwaa

      13 years ago

      Hairybuttman

      When you read my title, you just know i'm cool.

      And hey hey! It's Jake!! How are you all??
      My life has been great, i'm doing great with my guy and it's the holidays, i just finished my last week ever of school!

      Now all i have is sex.

      For a year anyway, then i get to go to university. -Bickers-
      Uni won't stop me.

      Yep, same horny little bastard =D

      I see Mel has deleted and made some new friends, and posted perverted pictures of herself.

      Little slut. [Edit: Mel~ I resent that.]

      So anyway, things are pretty basic, hope you're all well, i'll check in for replies.
      And remember.
      GAY PRIDE.

      I'm fuckin' awesome!

      LOVELOVELOVE JAKE.

      P.S Mel has hobbit feet. -Sniggers-

    • True Christmas Spirit!

      13 years ago

      Hairybuttman

      K, before you read this, i want you to think know that i am disabled.

      Well my day! Well clearly you'd know Christmas is coming, so today me and my best friend Cass (Ex-RT) decided to show our love, we went to our fav mall (Aus fair :D<345) and bought hats. Well, Chritmas hats, actually ONE hat. I wore a Santa hat, and Cass wore, antlers.

      So much cooler.

      SO THEN, we're walkin through the place and SO many children fell in love with me and vice versa, when i notcie, the new San!ty is open! I WAS SO HAPPY. I bolted over and got the new Blink 182 Greatest hits CD and DVD, i swear to God my heart was close to having it's own little orgasm.

      So eventually we ran out of money. Again i managed to spend too much on nothing, my mum won't even take me grocery shopping anymore D': (-Tear-) So, and this is where i claim myself disabled, we busked. We went of to the front of the mall and sang chirtmas carrolls to children in a santa hat and antlers, everyone loved us! :D This old man even started dancing (Totally corny but cool at the same time) and these guys were like "GET IN THE BACK SEAT NOW., "Can I beSantas little helper?" and other scary things like that D: So in the end we made 10 DOLLAR$$.

      'Eeeyyy big spenders!

      With that we donated what we could to charity and bought some food with the rest, we're nice.

      Then i was carted of to work, i love my job at Crazies :D I got to wear my santy hat in the store and this fluoro orange vest thing, i could stand out in a fucking, 'Where's Wally the lollipop lady??' crowd. Well at work, i managed to hit some lady in the head with a big pole of christmas decor.

      I felt so horrible :'(

      Tomorrow my boyfriend Jeremy is taking me to Wet'N'Wild, so excited, i better get some sleep or i'll collapse and drown and die D:

      P.Z- Santa is going to sit on my lap this year. <345

    • Titletitletitle

      13 years ago

      Hairybuttman

      I've realised that as simple as they are titles are to frustrating to come up with.

      Or maybe it's just my horrid mood lately.

      My explanation? I'm mean, like, you know summer of the OC (She IS my idol.) , i reminded people of her, so i've been nicer, as in letting things go, being the 'weak' one, gotta say i fucking hate it and it's not doing me any good, the anger that is normally set free is stuck with me and whenever something that remotely annoys me happens i want to kill the whoever was the cause of it.

      Le' Poo.

      I'll spare you all my angry thoughts.

      Well my past weeks, i havn't been eating or sleeping, which is probably also contributing to my horrible mood and sick feelings, i'm not doing it on purpose either. I just don't get hungry, and i just can't sleep. And for the past 2 weeks, i've had one fantasy, just escaping. Not having any responsibilities, what's that word.. Freedom?

      But who the fuck wants to read that.

      Today i humped a dog.

      How's that for amusement.

      Mel.

      Have a good one.

    • Funniest guy ever

      13 years ago

      Hairybuttman

      Oh my god, i have never cracked up laughing at a mere strory before, but this guy is so FULL of it!
      Seriously, visit his site, it has amused my lonely day.

      www.tuckermax.com/archives/entries/tucker_tries_buttsex_hilarity_does_not_ensue.phtml#278
      Lowdown- Well, let's say his first go at butt sex didn't turn out as great as one would hope.

      www.tuckermax.com/archives/entries/tucker_ruptures_appendix_hilarity_ensues.phtml#284
      Lowdown- Well his appendix ruptures, and even hough he's close to death he still has the energy to be the lovable dickhead he is.

      I'll warn you, they're somewhat long stories, (Takes about 3 minutes)

      k GO.

      So anyway, i've been bored. So lonely.

      I'm going to go hang with Tucker, his letters make me happy. <333 -Spaz-

      ithinkyourefuckinggayKbye.

      P.Z Fuck links. >:@

  • About Me

  • Comments (73)

    • afa1234

      12 years ago

      19 year-old male from a womb
      ???

    • squeak117

      12 years ago

      No problem Melmanioso.

    • 0wolfen0

      13 years ago

      Whataya doing?

    • noobalicious

      13 years ago

      smiley2.gif

    • plisskin

      13 years ago

      Yeh ok it sounded pretty random but when say Ryan or Seth or whoever drinks a coffee from their school just watch as there isn't anything in the cup. I have waaaaay to much time on my hands lol. But when you notice it, it'll bug you for ages!

      Yeh chilli is awesome. Bit of a dork, but he's cool for that!

    • noobalicious

      13 years ago

      remember..here we are getting into winter, have had a couple of snow storms already smiley6.gif

      i will be ready for the next 3 months to get out of here as quickly as possible smiley11.gif

    • noobalicious

      13 years ago

      well....is your summer turning out to be a good one smiley10.gif , or is it all work and no play

    • noobalicious

      13 years ago

      i will get my thoughts together and post you a reply in your journal soon smiley1.gif

    • Calicantzari

      13 years ago

      Well... If you say so.

      Oh pickle! *brings pickle into arms* *bends head down to kiss pickle* *munch munch*

    • Calicantzari

      13 years ago

      ARGH! Perky Pickle Bewbies! >,< I won't be able to eat pickles now for a while without feeling dirty.

    • noobalicious

      13 years ago

      unless that was jake that i was talking to

    • noobalicious

      13 years ago

      knucklehead--you told me in our last conversation smiley6.gif

    • Calicantzari

      13 years ago

      Great, now the pickles have bewbs. :-P

    • noobalicious

      13 years ago

      definitely not gay----maybe i'm just hungry

    • noobalicious

      13 years ago

      why do i suddenly have the urge to crunch a pickle when i look at my friends list smiley6.gif

    • DSchneider

      13 years ago

      Good call, but unless your boobs are wrinkly and hairy, it should be ok.

    • DSchneider

      13 years ago

      Hm, sorta. I think I'm still confused, but I'll let it go.

      Heh heh. Pickle with boobs.

    • DSchneider

      13 years ago

      I'M STILL CONFUSED.

      Oh well. Tis my natural state of mind.

    • DSchneider

      13 years ago

      I don't understand this profile.

    • squeak117

      13 years ago

      Lol... Sanagy had to get one last flirt in before he deleted his account.

    • sanagy

      13 years ago

      some of my favorite people can't spell to save their lives....and my spelling is often an abomination smiley11.gif

    • sanagy

      13 years ago

      the other ones can usually spell smiley0.gif
      but spelling is way overated smiley8.gif

    • sanagy

      13 years ago

      "No souvenair, what a shame D:
      God i can't even spell it."

      that's alright--the cute ones don't have to smiley1.gif

    • poisongirl13

      13 years ago

      thanks you are too!

    • marvin20045

      13 years ago

      Hey Mel,
      Please vote for me on BigMamaPoo's contest! PLEASE!!!!! in order to vote for me you have to put him on watch. Please help me out.

    • murderbylove

      13 years ago

      AHAHH! i wanna get that pin! that is so fricken cool! Makes everyone kinda look at u and go wait....what? If that were a bumper sticker i would get it. 'my dick is bigger then urs' I should make that my redvsblue quote! haha!

    • appledude212

      13 years ago

      Does she have grey eyes?


      It kinda looks like it but its actually a light green. Its very pretty

    • Hairybuttman

      13 years ago

      Wrong Cocklan ;o
      I'm doomed to be a 17 year old male forever.

    • MorrisseyMan

      13 years ago

      Goto 'Edit Profile'.

    • Turialim

      13 years ago

      HEY HEY!

    • alier

      13 years ago

      tell your brother I apologize for making him feel weezy with my pic... but... I thought it was one of the nastiest funniest pics I had ever seen in my life... so mods to you... =D

    • sweet_punk

      13 years ago

      umm thanx

    • Heith

      13 years ago

      Your name made me giggle
      :\

    • MercilessG

      13 years ago

      yay thanks for the commet and g/l with making your dirty pickle

    • Hairybuttman

      13 years ago

      Yeah it's all wrong, it should say 15 year old transexual D:
      Problem is, i have no idea how to change it, i guess i'll just have to be your loving 17 year old male from behind you.

    • MorrisseyMan

      13 years ago

      *your

      I suck.

    • MorrisseyMan

      13 years ago

      Oh, Mel, just for the record, you're profile says that you are a seventeen-year-old male. Just thought you ought to change it.

      Get it?

    • rvbgod

      13 years ago

      well thank u for ur very random but funny journal comment and i dont believe i do look like ur bf but hey!!

    • Hairybuttman

      13 years ago

      Sure sure Billeh ;o And good on ya Appledude :D

    • appledude212

      13 years ago

      Me and my gf have been around for 6 months and counting smiley0.gif

    • FadingLight

      13 years ago

      I work at UPS. I load the trucks so I deal with about 1,300 packages a day, half of which are heavy as hell. Broken fingers are just the icing on the cake of the multiple near concussions i have suffered from 60 pound carpet rolls...

    • sweet_thang

      13 years ago

      wut does ur bf look like? oh and i look @ Elle girl magazines and teen vogue......i'm not a lezbo lol

    • spartan1049

      13 years ago

      thanks much

    • skinny_kyle

      13 years ago

      Or just dangerous. All those corners and sharp edges could take an eye out if somone isn't careful

    • skinny_kyle

      13 years ago

      And what is that hobby that isn't available at 10 at night?

    • Hairybuttman

      13 years ago

      YAYYY Halloween is coming!! <3 I'm so exited.

    • Player_Calo

      13 years ago

      Yeah, the funny thing is I think I made making and giving awards a trend with the people who are on my friendlist - people would tell me, "Thanks, now I've got to make an award." So I just got those awards from just giving them awards :-)

      -Rob

    • halo_lord

      13 years ago

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    • rvbgod

      13 years ago

      y thank u!!

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