Hammersleyer

Male
from Glasgow, Scotland

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    • Phew...

      10 years ago

      Hammersleyer

      Ever notice how lame the NXE is? It's pointless and I liked the old dashboard better. And instead of cheap Wii-rippoffs, they should have made it so you could take custom characters out of certain games (Saints Row 2, Fable 2, Oblivion) and use those instead. Anyway, my super-extra special ADDITIONAL round of December Preliminary Exams is over and I am not going back to that accursed school 'til January 5th - or when hell freezes over, whichever comes first. Anyway, while 'm here, in case I forget to later on: Merry Xmas. May the many appendages of teh flying spaggheti monster bless your upcoming Winter'een'mas. Game on, anyone who mainly gets video games for the holy day of Youl (basically, everyone between the ages of 8 and 18). I shall soon have a computer with which to play my newly bought Oblivion: Game of the Year Addition... and watch Bible Black. That too.

    • How not to play Fable 2

      10 years ago

      Hammersleyer

      Don't know if you noticed, but slaughterfests of innocents, when using a high level Fable 2 character is pretty hilarious - groin shots, decapitations, the chaos spell, time control spell, random retarded yet insightful comments from guards... Inspired by the How Not to Play Hitman series, I am considering a how Not to Play Fabe 2 series of machinima. My only setback is lack of knowledge when making machinima. Got any tips anyone?

      Also, ever notice that once you finish all the sidequests in Fable 2 (takes maybe 3 hours if you're fast) and the main storyline, there's little to do in that game except make a pile of corpses in Bowerstone Market?

    • Halloween

      10 years ago

      Hammersleyer

      Here's my idea for trick or treating: since I did sod all for halloween, the first 3 people to comment on this journal entry get, let's say, about 10 mod points. that sounds fair to me, since no one comments on my journals.

    • Does Anyone Read Journals?

      10 years ago

      Hammersleyer

      Just a thought. If you read this, congratulations: as a prize, I'll spend about 30 hours explaining the super-complex plot of my books to you. On second thought, that's unbalanced. If I ever become rich and famous enough for a wikipedia entry, I feel sorry for the poor sap who has to write it. For God's sake, there's time travel from distant future to near future to moderately distant past in another dimension to so far back that it qualifies as a witness to the creation of all things. There's super complex networks of magical powers that many of the characters are involved in. There's deep romantic plots, including an equivalent to the Tifa-Aeris-Cloud canon love triangle (the Aeris equivalent even dies [I swear I hadn't played FFVII before coming up with that plot point]). Half the main characters have got sometyhing seriously wrong with them (the one who's the closest thing to an older version of me in the book builds a machine to kill himself if he goes a week without recieving any jobs in the chapter - nay, paragraph - he is introduced). The character at the core of the whole plot, known to most as Ryu, the former elite ninja who never took a life when he could avoid it raised in Kitsune Village by his instructor who adopted him when he turned up with no memory of his previous 8 years of life, and ultimately saves the world like... THREE times before becoming 16 (Ryu doesn't actually have a set gender and is a regular shapeshifter, and the hugely fucked up emotions he sometimes feels leads him into more of a love web than triangle).

      Ah well, I'm bored. Ask me anything involving my book, I'll likely answer out of boredom. if you want to ask if it's finished, the answer will always be no - I'm always coming up with ideas which completely change the plot around, meaning I have to redo much of the story, and the stories I have made up to date are so long that I'll probably not live long enough to write all of them, depressingly. I also feel sorry for whatever younger relative who'll have to come along and finish off the stories for me, like Tolkien had when he died, but then agian he'd be taking the glory for it and not even come up with the damn idea. But if I get as rich and famous as I want to, it probably won't matter much if they earn a bit more money for finishing my work with the inheritence I shall surely leave behind... If reincarnation is real, I want to reincarnated as that young motherfucker of a relative.

      Well, this has been random.

    • I'm Back and Badder than Ever!

      10 years ago

      Hammersleyer

      Hey everyone. I just found time in my busy schedule of controversy stirring and schoolwork to log on for once in a while and say hi. I bring a message from the world of tommorrow: bring an umbrella. I see they seem (haven't confirmed) to have put the mod system back in place, and non-too soon. I had a whole damn collection of points that had been wasted. Anyway, here's the deal: I plan upon uploading two things from now on. One is my little sister's (not from Bioshock, which I just got through playing by the way) little comics that she makes. I am featured in them, along with L and Light from Death Note, my friend James, characters which my sister made up, and many moar!!1! The second is excerpts from my boooks and screenplays, getting some opinions as I write so I can continuously improve myself and my writing. All criticism welcome, unless it is unfounded annoyance. Anyway, I'm back in school, I think I'm going to star making youtube videos, and I have regained contact with and old friend of mine over here in Scotland. Things are looking up for me, Conor, the young evil genius! Bwahaha! (Technically, I amen't genius according to a recent IQ test I took, though I think it asked too few quiestions to be all that accurate, but I'm close enough to be obnoxious about it, apprently being in the same class as Pythagoras. Who gives a crap though, right?)

      Death Note rules by the way, possibly the best anime ever. I need to update this profile sometime...

    • Ouch

      11 years ago

      Hammersleyer

      Yeah, ow! Dammit, doing boxing under one of the best trainers in Scotland isn't that hard... unless you injured yourself from hitting the bags too hard the last time, that is. I injured my right wrist and I think I pulled a muscle in my left bicep/tricep, not sure which muscle, but who cares. This basically meant that all I could to today without hurting myself too badly was jab lightly with my left hand. My mum made me go anyway, since my dad is the one holding the class and needs the numbers, even though I don't pay him money or anything for it.

    • Too... cute... can't use... emo powers!

      11 years ago

      Hammersleyer

      Holy crap. Just check this out. I don't know if I'll ever be able to look at Phoenix Wright hentai ever again as long as something as overwhelmingly cute as this exists. Damn you cuteness!

    • A WTF Report... with a diagram!

      11 years ago

      Hammersleyer

      Hi everyone. Today we will be travelling to the Twilight Zone of Final Fantasy VII, by which I mean SHIT THAT MADE NO SENSE! Now, I have a diagram I drew circles on at a few points with Microsoft Paint, but I found it easier to use a pre-uploaded image for this...
      FFVII_map2.JPG
      Okay then. You'll be able to keep up more easily if you've played the game before. The map above is of Gaia, the FFVII world. Okay then, moving on.
      Also, for reasons beyond me, the City of the Ancients isn't marked on here. Just so you know, it isn't that far north of bone village, with a short magical forest in between.

      Okay, during the Temple of the Ancients mission, Cloud and the gang obtain the Black Materia at the end, temporarily anyway. Sephiroth then appears and forces Cloud to hand it over and turn on his team. Cloud collapses and is taken to Gongaga, where he wakes up some time later. During his sleep, he has a dream of Aeris in the Ancient Forest going to the City of the Ancients/Forgotten Capital saying that she'll take down Sephiroth by herself, where it turns out she really did go. I think Sephiroth created that vision in Cloud's head, but that doesn't detract from the fact that she did go to the Forgotten City as it will be hereafter refered to as.

      There are two HUGE problems here. Number one: the Tiny Bronco. The sweet ride of a plane that had been salvaged as a boat for shallow water. It was used to reach the Temple of the Ancients and, later, the northern continent where the Forgotten City is. It was the only means of transportation the team has at this point for things like that, later obtaining an air ship and special chocobos. It was obviously used by the team to get Cloud to safety and is the only way I know of that Aeris could have gotten across all that water to get to the shore of the Northern Continent to reach the Forgotten City. Wait a second though, when Cloud got up, the Tiny Bronco was parked in the water near Gongoga, the nearest village that Cloud had been taken to.

      There is only one way that Aeris could have goe off witjout the rest of the group to the Forgotten City and for Cloud to still have access to the Tiny Bronco: someone else in the group must have come with her to the northern continent and then taken the Bronco back to the West Continent. Are we to believe that any one in the group actually took Aeris to the Northern Continent and left her there without helping her out in what would be a suicide mission of trying to take on the strongest character in the whole FFVII universe by herself?

      Problem 2: Lunar Harp. You have to dig up the damned Lunar Harp in Bone Village to get through the sleeping forest in between the coast and Forgotten City. If you don't have it, then the forest will remain 'asleep,' or in gameplay terms, when you try to proceed, the screen exit and entry points go in an infinte loop, meaning you can only backwards out of the forest because the forest won't let you through. If the Lunar Harp had been used to awake the forest, I suppose, in metaphorical terms, the forest could have gone back to sleep after Aeris went through, however: the Lunar Harp was still buried by the time you get to Bone Village, forcing you to dig it up by yourself. Did Aeris go and pay the Bone Village Archealogists to bury the Harp when she was done with it?

      If we assume that these inconsistencies aren't the work of last minute script changes or something like that (as the Aeris Death scene was apparently meant to be held in an older version of the area where the WEAPONS were being held) or something lame like that, there is only one explanation: Sephiroth must have somehow arranged for the whole thing to happen to break Cloud's personality as he later does. There is no one else with the means or a motive to get Aeris inexplicably to the Northern Continent with the Tiny Bronco on the coast of the West Continent.

      Even as I write this I just realised a vague possibility. There's a lot to go against the initial idea ( that being that Aeris is still alive ) but I think it's actually more likely than not that: One way or another, Aeris' death didn't happen the way it did in the game, as it is more likely she was killed by Sephiroth earlier on, before the group got their. Perhaps, even she didn't die there at all... perhaps she got lost in the Sleeping Forest! Think about it: who else has the power but Sephiroth to pull off such an illusion? There was just something about that FMV in general that didn't look right...

    • Freedom (My First Poem)

      11 years ago

      Hammersleyer

      Ah, Scottish, 16 years old, athiest... I can do whatever I want. The rights my forefathers and all who belonged to the nationality of Scotland in the past fought to earn and protect, the responsibility of adulthood, and the lack of illusions to guide me... total freedom that fits the vast majority of my desires. A freed mind capable of deep thought, but a care-free soul which improvises with the remains of situations and the failed plans of others... the options at my disposal are more vast than ever before, and thus I chose to do... Nothing. Nothing but what I will do to keep myself entertained until the end comes. Virtually, but philosophically not too far from, absolutely Nothing.

    • Sweet 16

      11 years ago

      Hammersleyer

      Woot! As of tommorow (wherever you are, over here its the 7the July tommowrrow) I will be 16! Fuck yeah! Over here in Scotland, that basically means one important thing: I am recognized officially as an adult. That means I can go get married, have sex, leave school, get a full-time job... yet, somehow, I can't drink or vote. And I'm not sure if I can get a driver's license either. Ah, who cares. Also, my family has a club that's now opened - a gym in Broomhill. If you live in Glasgow, come there to train and give us money.

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  • Comments (186)

    • baluka

      10 years ago

      i'm fine

    • baluka

      10 years ago

      how are you?

    • baluka

      10 years ago

      hi

    • Crossdresser

      10 years ago

      Its a question of who has not?

    • Crossdresser

      10 years ago

      Yes, Misa wears a lot of Gothic Lolita in the show

    • Midna

      10 years ago

      hey

    • drkphnx89

      11 years ago

      whats up

    • Forkinsola

      11 years ago

      hello

    • dark_white

      11 years ago

      Oh yeah, they we to there weren't they. Forgot about that. Yay. And they are pretty tough those turks, while they didn't beat Loz and Yazoo, they didn't get completely beaten either which is cool. I like them, and even what Vincent said about them when he told Cloud, Tsengs and the girls (cant remember her name) fate they didn't look any worse for wear when they appeared. Which is odd cause vincent said that something to the effect of "they might never be the same again". Or similar (its been a while since i watched the movie).

    • dark_white

      11 years ago

      Yeah, but by the end they are both serious cause cloud got stronger as the battle went on and he Omnislash at the end really suprised him. But thats just what I think, its all open to interpretation cause the people who did the writing for it wouldnt give much away, even now, in any interviews. Either way I still liked the three remnants (main ones) best, Loz was awesome, specially his fight with tifa and his ringtone, hehe. What I didn't like were my favourite character dying, stupid Rude and Reno blowing themselves up to stop Loz and Yazoo, which didn't work I might add.

    • dark_white

      11 years ago

      or rather Kadaj, Loz and Yazoo (correct name)

    • dark_white

      11 years ago

      Except cloud who beats him in a one on one in the movie. I prefer the remnant trio better though, Kadaj, Loz and azule ROCK MY SOCKS.

    • dark_white

      11 years ago

      Sephiroth may have been the perfect game villian, but in the wider sense he wasn't very good as a villian, he was super awesome fighter, but too sutble. Have you watched advent children?

    • dark_white

      11 years ago

      He would grow to love her quirkiness, but then i am glad he loved Aerith as if he like Yuffie she would have been the one to be stabbed by Sephiroth. And I must admit i never gave her a chance in fighting and stuff as i knew she would die i never bothered to lvl her up, she died at her start level almost (only not cause you have to use her at some points). Who was you favourite FF (from any of them) character?

    • dark_white

      11 years ago

      I am just going by my thoughts, I think that Yuffie and Cloud would have made a good couple cause i like them like that. Like I think that Squal and Selphie would have been a cool couple. Or Tidus and Rikku, notice my choices, i like all the fun bubbly characters.

    • george4

      11 years ago

      me nether

    • george4

      11 years ago

      ill give you a gun for the trip its called "THE RIPPER"

    • george4

      11 years ago

      well...i say u should have 20 of them for food and 10 for when you run into trubble! you should also know that stroyent is also used as ammo!!

    • george4

      11 years ago

      gives rabbit-based stroyent

    • george4

      11 years ago

      i have some rabbit-based stroyent

    • george4

      11 years ago

      yea but stroyent is regulurly human-based so it helps u in most casese!!

    • george4

      11 years ago

      so you want some stroyent now?

    • george4

      11 years ago

      yea stroyent!! everyone loves stroyent cuse its made of 100% human meat!!

    • Zant

      11 years ago

      Im already dead...you can't harm somthing thats already dead

    • Zant

      11 years ago

      Wow that didnt do anything at all....what were you thinking?

    • Zant

      11 years ago

      Maybe its up your ass

    • Zant

      11 years ago

      How about no....and never

    • Zant

      11 years ago

      i dont have any of that....i have Darkness energy but you really wouldnt want it

    • Zant

      11 years ago

      maybe

    • Zant

      11 years ago

      now you sound like my great grandfather

    • Zant

      11 years ago

      you sound like my grandmother

    • Zant

      11 years ago

      You sound like my mother

    • Zant

      11 years ago

      Its imposible to use the power of the Triforce...because the power of the Triforce has already been taken....and how should I know...I dont know you well enough to answer that question.

    • Zant

      11 years ago

      shure will

    • Midna

      11 years ago

      ok

    • Midna

      11 years ago

      is that yes?

    • Midna

      11 years ago

      oh do you now? what is it giving you some ideas?

    • Midna

      11 years ago

      *giggles* wel not sure

    • Midna

      11 years ago

      sure! what do you want?

    • Midna

      11 years ago

      i love it...thanks

    • Midna

      11 years ago

      *nose bleed*

    • Midna

      11 years ago

      she does???????????????? omg!

    • Midna

      11 years ago

      i must look!

    • Midna

      11 years ago

      there is midna on there? *looks at web site*

    • Midna

      11 years ago

      ooo is it free?

    • Midna

      11 years ago

      no not really im look for some lol

    • Midna

      11 years ago

      yes i do

    • Zant

      11 years ago

      Good luck

    • Forkinsola

      11 years ago

      It was a last minute photo

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