Haven21

Female
from Crystal Lake, IL

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    • 4th

      12 years ago

      Haven21

      happy 4th of july to all. my friends and i celebrated by blowing things up (fireworks). they were really cool, very loud, and very pretty.

    • It's my.....

      12 years ago

      Haven21

      It's my birthday and i'll drink if i want to. it's my 21st birthday today.

    • History of the World Part Deux

      12 years ago

      Haven21

      Once in a land far, far away, there lived a man with a plan. A plan to make everyone follow his belief that the Jew was the cause of the world’s misery. His name was Adolf (addy for short) and he liked to rape little boys in his bed. His favorite statement was “what is the best thing about twenty eight year olds? There’s twenty of them!†He also molested Charles Lindbergh when he landed in France, being that the French women were all gathering around Charlie and not Addy. Despite the heavy government cover up, we now have proof of this! I like cookies. Addy, when he got bored would threaten world leaders by calling them on the bat phone and shouting “I AM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU AND THIS IS A WRITTEN THREAT!!!†He did this because they didn’t have phones yet, but fax machines were widely used. When Charlie Chaplin got out of the phone booth after changing out of his wheel chair-bound superman suit, he decided to go out and finally kill Addy. Unfortunately, Mr. Chaplin was a Jew, and was burned alive in a Karman Ghia at Auschwitz. He died. Horribly. Then, his spirit was electromagnetically attracted to Addy’s blimp, the Graf Zeppelin. He was on board for the crossing of the Pacific, and while over Tokyo, Mohandas Gandhi wrestled it to the ground, killing Charlie Chaplin once and for all. Gandhi was then shot and killed by Gen. Dwight D. Eisenhower, being the racist bastard he is. Then, Saddam Hussein ate 12 uncooked babies, and vomited them back up, landing them on Mt. Doom, killing frodo baggins in the process. And that’s the story of how Hulk Hogan got in the WWF. He then fought the people of the world who wanted whispering, and killed them all, successfully ending all forms of romantic whispering, and eventually people evolved to the point that they all just yell at each other. Then the world exploded, killing Godzilla and king Kong, who were locked in a deadly battle on Mars with Janet Reno commentating. And that’s how Ray Crock opened McDonalds and Taco Bell, all in the same month in 2086, which will now be known as the year of the Taco. And it was good. Then amanda killed marc because he was a dick and did what she asked him not to, and she hired Hulk Hogan as a result. Then Kory looked on in utter amazement while the rest of the world was already ended, so this part of the story never took place. Then little red riding hood took the cookies to grandmas house, and I ate the bloody cookies, and they were good. Over all, the cookies were good, and the wolf ate Dan. The problem here being that the wolf choked on his rolls of fat, and promptly died of cholesterol overdose. Then, once the human race died off, the aliens from Mars Attacks! Came to earth and raped and pillaged the dead bodies of our women and cows, thus reproducing an alien zombie race, and it was glad. The alien zombies began eating and raping each other, and then reproduced a half alive race of zombie, who found the nuclear weapons stockpiles and killed all the zombies, ending the world for the third time in our wonderful story. Then the president, Zombie Regan, was killed in an assassination attempt (leaving out the fact that he was already dead), and the zombie people began to riot and eat anything alive they could find, but they didn’t have anything alive, so they all withered up and died, ending the world for the seventeenth time in our novel. And it was swell. I like Oreo cookie pie. Then the uber-cockroaches took over and ruled until the sun swelled up and engulfed the earth, but they had developed warp technology by that time, and attracted the romulans and klingons to earth and were bathed in liquid hot chocolate and eaten as a delicacy of the planet Pisa schitt. Then they choked on the antenna of the king cockroach, and the planet was wiped out from endless rioting, ending another world in our story. And a muffin a day gives you a 5% increase of YUMMY!!! THE END!

      this was written by me and some of my friends one night after being awake for 3 days straight i hope you enjoy.

    • Easter

      12 years ago

      Haven21

      Happy Easter to everyone i know its a day late but i was busy with four different family events. and a little late is better then never right?

    • chilly

      12 years ago

      Haven21

      winter is always the coldest the coldest part of the year. today was not the coldest day of winter by far, in fact comparatively it was quiet warm being a searing 42 degrees outside. now being outside for a short amount of time one might not even wear a coat being warm enough in a sweat shirt. but if you are were going to be in the cold for say about 6 hour it would be really cold. the city wanted to run some new power lines and replace some of the old ones and in order to do so they had to turn off the power for my entire block, include the factory that i live across from. they turned off the power at 7 this morning and did not turn it back on until 1 this afternoon. without having power we had no heat it was fine until about hour 3 that is when it started to get really cold. but they turned the power back on and the furnace turned back on and house started to warm up again. i survived and once again all is right in the world.

    • karma

      12 years ago

      Haven21

      i finally got a karma point, yeah me. it took awhile but it finally happen. i am so excited. and i almost have 2 now this is a very exciting day.

    • flirting

      12 years ago

      Haven21

      people flirt all the time, its a good way to pass the time at parties or when you are just out with some friends. flirting is fun and it takes almost no skill to do. but is it wrong to do if you are in a relationship and are not flirting with said person. a little Innocent flirting, cant be wrong to do if it wont lead any where, can it. i see nothing wrong with it, but do other people?

    • poor man's teusday

      12 years ago

      Haven21

      today is one of the greatest days of the month, it's poor man's teusday. today is the day that mcdonadle's sells 49 cent hamburgers and 59 cent cheeseburgers. it is so exciting because since i don't have alot of money this is the only time that i get to eat out, if you can that eating out, its the first time in a long time that i didn't have raman noodles or mac and cheese for dinner. this might seem exciting to any one else but it is me!

    • boys have it easy

      12 years ago

      Haven21

      okay so i work at a barn and the water pipes in the bathroom froze and saturday night one of the pipes burst, so for those who are slow that means that the bathroom was out of order. now for those who don't know most barns don't even have bathrooms so most of the time the girls will just squat in a stall and boys will just piss in the corner of a stall or they will walk around to the back of the barn and go there. well at work today my boss, rita, had to piss really, really bad, but she couldn't go because there were male plummers walking around. she was very unhappy about having to hold it, but couldn't do anything about it until the pipes were fixed. now if she was a guy she could have just walked to the back of the barn, guys have it so easy at least in that aspect.

    • 2019 years ago

      Haven21
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  • Comments (15)

    • grayfox117

      12 years ago

      thanks

    • Brettsky

      12 years ago

      Thanks for the comment on my bike, I'm pretty proud of it.

    • SloeBombFizz

      12 years ago

      Thanks! Sadly I didn't know I was FU this morning. Didn't check the website until just a little while ago and they've already changed FU's. Musta lasted about 7 hours. If not for comments like yours, I'd have never known I was FU.

      Izzalright tho, I was Featured User a few weeks ago and got to spend the day online then talking to people.

    • graveyman

      12 years ago

      Thanks !

    • PathOfLily

      12 years ago

      Thank you Haven ^^

    • Jenza

      12 years ago

      Happy Birthday!

    • TigerX

      12 years ago

      Thanks! Nice tribal design BTW!

    • Gilrean

      12 years ago

      Thanks :)

      Barn hand? Very cool, horses or no?

    • Cybercowboy

      12 years ago

      Hey, Thanks for the congratz!

    • Raptor_Alpha FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      12 years ago

      congrats on being the featured user today.

      Thank you for taking time to leave a comment. Enjoy your time at this site. Have a good weekend.

    • kansaspickup

      12 years ago

      hey thanks alot

    • Malek

      12 years ago

      Thanks love!

    • Biba

      12 years ago

      Thank you for your greeting. smiley1.gif

    • DodgeWinton

      12 years ago

      Hi and welcome! I'm not much "older" than you in terms of signing up on the site... But I liked your avatar, and I like your real name too!

    • Canadianeh_1

      12 years ago

      welcome to the site! if you need any help than feel free to message me.

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